Chapter 65: Heavenly Court Pass

In the exquisite small courtyard, the fat body of the Queen Mother of the West was lying on the bed on her side, and the two beauties were beating her legs, Zhang Lei bowed down and said: "Zhang Lei has seen the Queen Mother." ”

The Queen Mother of the West sat upright with the support of the beautiful woman, looked at Zhang Leimei and smiled and said, "It's coming!" Sit down and talk. ”

Zhang Lei smiled and said: "The queen mother, Qiongzhi flowers, Yan Wei is honorable, rich and glorious, the treasure is solemn, and the grass people don't dare." ”

The Queen Mother of the West trembled with laughter and said, "Flim tongue." ”

The Queen Mother of the West beckoned and said, "Come here, sit down and talk." ”

For the sake of the Orchid Fairy sisters, Zhang Lei decided to compromise and change the arrogance when he met the Queen Mother of the West for the first time, lowered his stature, and adopted a flickering strategy.

Zhang Lei approached the Queen Mother of the West, but did not sit down.

The Queen Mother of the West grabbed Zhang Lei's hand and stroked it gently, and Zhang Lei felt goosebumps all over his body. The hand of the Queen Mother of the West is so fat and warm, the ring on her finger is so big, and there are many bracelets on her wrist. wanted to withdraw his hand, for the sake of the Orchid Fairy sisters, Zhang Lei not only did not withdraw his hand, but on the contrary, he had to laugh and continue to flicker.

Zhang Lei said: "Your hands are so beautiful, as bright as the moon. ”

The Queen Mother of the West looked at Zhang Lei's eyes and said with a smile: "Young man, your mouth is also very sweet!" Why did you embarrass me last time? ”

Zhang Lei thought to himself, old and immortal, didn't you deliberately make things difficult for Lao Tzu last time?

Zhang Lei smiled and said: "The sky is tolerant, so that a hundred birds can fly; Only when the land is tolerant can all things grow; The high mountains are tolerant, and there are treasures; The sea is tolerant, and only then can the smoke and waves be vast. ”

The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "Are you teaching me a lesson? ”

Zhang Lei shook his head and said: "I am praising you, you are the sky, the earth, the mountains, and the sea, I am just a small grass in the countryside, without your grace, I can only wither and wither, you decide the life and death of all things in heaven and earth, and all living beings." ”

The Queen Mother of the West was so frightened by Zhang Lei that she nodded and laughed again and again: "Lei, you are so cute, I like it, so be it!" I named you a three-grade sword guard, and follow me from now on, how about it? ”

Zhang Lei's heart moved, and it was definitely a great thing to be able to enter the inner circle of Heavenly Court, and it was a beautiful difference that the gods begged their father to worship their grandmother, and they all wanted to get it in their dreams. But Zhang Lei thought about it, following the Queen Mother of the West, he had to nod his head and be a pug all day long, which was absolutely impossible. Besides, Zhang Lei is now thinking about doing business, thinking about improving his cultivation, he advocates freedom and shows off his personality, and he is absolutely unwilling to let him wait for the Queen Mother of the West all day long.

Zhang Lei smiled and said: "Thank you for your love, after a few years, when I am more mature and have accumulated some experience in dealing with people, I will definitely come to answer the call." ”

The Queen Mother of the West asked, "Lei, you won't help me?" ”

Zhang Lei said: "Help, as long as you are in need, even if I am far away, once I get your summons, I will definitely come immediately." ”

The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "Lei, I like you very much, you remember what you just said, when I need your help, I will send someone to find you." So be it! Whatever treasure you like, as long as you say it, I will reward you. ”

Zhang Lei thought to himself, damn it, you said the same thing last time, but after rewarding Lao Tzu with the whip, he forced the orchid fairy to ask it back. Can Lao Tzu believe you? Eat a trench to grow a wisdom, or let you take the initiative to reward.

Zhang Lei said: "If you send me anything, I will treasure it as a treasure." ”

Queen Mother Xi's eyes rolled and she thought, she has many magic weapons, she must think about which magic weapon is suitable for Zhang Lei.

The Queen Mother of the West suddenly felt moved, thinking of the scene when Lingbao Tianzun came forward to defend Zhang Lei, and immediately asked with a smile: "Lei, what is the relationship between the Tongtian Sect Master and you?" ”

When Zhang Lei heard the name of the Tongtian Sect Master for the first time, he shook his head again and again and said, "Who are you talking about?" I haven't heard of it. ”

The Queen Mother of the West said: "Lingbao Tianzun, one of the three Qings." ”

Zhang Lei hadn't heard of Sanqing, but Lingbao Tianzun already knew.

Zhang Lei said: "Lingbao Tianzun and I are friends, and he has helped me a lot. ”

The Queen Mother of the West was startled, she made a sound all over her body, her eyes widened, she asked loudly, "What?" How can you be friends? ”

Zhang Lei looked disapproving, and said with a smile: "What is this? It shows that I am very popular! ”

The Queen Mother of the West couldn't believe her ears, she wanted to test the truth of what Zhang Lei said, so she smiled and said, "Can you show me the special function?" ”

Zhang Lei thought, it seems that this old woman is a little scared, Lingbao Tianzun can make the Queen Mother of the West afraid, this person is amazing! Grandma's, why don't I use his name to scare her?

Zhang Lei said: "He taught me to breathe fire, why don't you please give me some advice?" ”

The Queen Mother of the West nodded.

Zhang Lei pouted, and spewed out Samadhi true fire at a flower outside the door, and a blue light burst out of Zhang Lei's mouth in a straight line, and the flower instantly disappeared.

The Queen Mother of the West was so frightened that she stood up and flew out of the room.

The Queen Mother of the West looked at the ashes of the flowers in the flower pot, and said leisurely: "There are talents in the country, Lei, your cultivation has shocked the world, if you don't see it with your own eyes, I really can't believe it's a fact." ”

Zhang Lei pouted and smiled: "It's just pediatrics, Queen Mother, if you can give me the icing on the cake, I will be grateful." ”

The Queen Mother of the West's eyes rolled, and her brain thought quickly. From Zhang Lei, I thought of Lingbao Tianzun and thought of the Jade Emperor. If he establishes a relationship with Lingbao Tianzun through Zhang Lei, he will have the most powerful backer, and he will no longer be afraid of the battle of the Jade Emperor in the future. The gods of Heaven will be impressed with themselves from now on.

The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said: "Lei, since you have obtained the true inheritance of Lingbao Tianzun, you are his disciple, for the sake of Lingbao Tianzun, I also have to give you a meeting gift." ”

The Queen Mother of the West took off a radiant pendant from her neck, handed it to Zhang Lei, and said with a smile: "This is the colorful stone left by Nuwa Niangniang when she mended the sky, called Xuantian Colorful Spirit Treasure, I gave it to you, and the gods all knew it, and knew that it was a beloved thing that I wore closely, and it could help you walk freely in the heavenly court and the mortal world." ”

Zhang Lei was overjoyed, and quickly took it over and watched, tied it with a rope that looked like jade, which was goose egg-shaped, glowing with colorful light, and felt warm and smooth.

Zhang Lei was unceremoniously, and immediately put the Xuantian Colorful Spirit Treasure around his neck, stuffed it in his shirt, pressed it with his hand, and laughed and said, "Thank you for the grace of the Queen Mother." ”

The Queen Mother of the West smiled mysteriously while arranging Zhang Lei's collar and said, "In addition to representing me, it has many wonderful features. ”

Return to the Mansion of the Lord of Ten Thousand Flowers.

The Orchid Fairy and the Orchid Fairy listened to Zhang Lei talk about the whole process of meeting the Queen Mother of the West, and the two beauties laughed happily. This multicolored stone is amazing, it represents the Queen Mother of the West, which is equivalent to a pass! Where to go, if there is a god blocking it, as long as it is revealed, who would dare not let it go?

The orchid fairy thought that Zhang Lei's cultivation was extremely profound, and if he didn't use the whip, he could still beat the ordinary gods, and it didn't matter if he didn't beat the whip. But the Xuantian Colorful Spirit Treasure is different, with it, it is equivalent to the possession of the Queen Mother of the West, Zhang Lei's status has risen suddenly, and all the gods have to bow their heads to the Xuantian Colorful Spirit Treasure and bow their waists.

The orchid fairy wanted the Xuantian Colorful Spirit Gem, and the orchid fairy said, "Sister, do you still want to be shameless?" This is a reward from the Queen Mother of the West to Ray, and you can't ask for it. ”

The eyes of the orchid fairy girl stared at the Xuantian Colorful Spirit Treasure on Zhang Lei's chest, as if she wanted to eat it in her stomach, and said with a smile: "Lei, when will you wear it for me for two days!" ”

Zhang Lei smiled very loudly and said, "Okay! Let me wear it for a few days for now, and I'll give it to you later. ”

The orchid fairy's eyes fluttered, as if her soul was not on her body, and she asked softly, "Lei, can you live here for a while?" ”

Zhang Lei shook his head and sighed, "Forget it!" How can I live here? There are many people with mixed mouths, and once they stay, the entire West Queen Mother Palace will know about it. Come to me at your time! I want to go down directly from here and buy some high-tech equipment to decorate the Dragon Cave. Mortal technology is developing extremely fast, and I can't be out of touch with the times just because I'm in Heaven. ”