180 cohabitation in the new era

Oh my God, this woman isn't really going to throw up! The acting is so realistic?? Tang Ran hurriedly drove the car to the side of the road, and with an emergency brake, the car bumped up again, stopped, and Zhang Nan pushed the door and squatted on the side of the road and vomited. Tang Ran also got out of the car, patted her on the back, and said with admiration: "I cried when I said I cried before, but now I vomit when I say it." Do you want me to help you contact Director Zhang Yimou? Your acting skills are amazing, aren't they? ”

Zhang Nan rolled his eyes inwardly, and after vomiting it to himself, he gasped and leaned against the tree: "I ate too much at noon, and I have been so nervous at night that I haven't digested anything." As soon as it was bumpy, it all came out. ”

"Eating too much? Didn't you just eat a few bags of potato chips......" Tang Ran recalled the messy scene in the living room at that time, and couldn't bear to speak. But a few bags of potato chips won't hold up.

Who knew that Zhang Nan said unashamedly: "I ate Chinese food for two, as well as the pile of snacks you saw on the table." ”

"It's a waste of food to eat and vomit."

"No, it's a pity for my money." Zhang Nan was extremely heartbroken.

"Then do you want to eat it again?" Tang Ran raised his forehead and exclaimed.

"Director, you're disgusting." Zhang Nan couldn't help but glance at the ground again, "You said that such a delicate meal is eaten and then spit out, why is it so ugly?" ”

Tang Ran was really shocked this time: "Hey, Zhang Nan, are you a girl, saying such disgusting things." ”

Zhang Nan looked down at his chest and winked at Tang Ran expressionlessly: "Probably it may be a woman." ”

Tang Ran smiled helplessly, took off his coat and draped it over her: "Don't catch a cold, can you continue to ride in the car?" ”

Zhang Nan was startled, reached out and touched her clothes, it was true, her eyes widened, and she looked at Tang Ran as if she didn't know: "Director Tang, are you also uncomfortable?" ”

"Me? Nope! ”

"You were so good to me all of a sudden, do you have a dual personality? Now it's gentle Robin who is talking to me, right? Zhang Nan automatically mentally made up for the double personality of the male protagonist Hyun Bin in the Korean drama "Heide Jekyll and Me".

"What Robin??"

"Nothing...... I just think you're schizophrenic. Zhang Nan's voice was very small. However, Tang Ran still heard it. Tang Ran thought to himself: I'm really cheap and nosy! Then he pulled the car door and pushed her inside.

finally got home, but Zhang Nan refused to go upstairs first. "Director Tang, I'm fine. There are so many things that you can't hold alone! I'll take it for you. ”

"You can go up with confidence, if you can't move, I can ask the building doorman to help, and some things can be put in the car and brought directly to the company tomorrow." You go up quickly. ”

Zhang Nan stood downstairs and was stunned for a while. Looking up at the sky, oh, Orion is so bright, and then nervously went upstairs, swaying as if he were drunk.

After returning to her room, she opened the window and looked down, and sure enough, she saw the doorman helping Tang Ran carry things. She drank a glass of cold boiled water, and was too tired to open her eyes. She didn't even bother to take a bath, she fell asleep on the bed, and faintly heard a little movement from Tang Ran's house, but she didn't bother to take care of him.

As a result, when he got up the next morning, Zhang Nan actually saw a breakfast on the table, which was a simple sandwich made with milk and toast, ham and fried eggs. At first glance, it is a fake Tang's product, with a delicate appearance that is mouth-watering.

There was also a small sticky note paper on the table, Zhang Nan picked it up and looked at it. It was Tang Ranlong's words written by Feifengwu: "Seeing that you vomited so badly yesterday, you should be very hungry today." ”

Could it be the gentle Robin again today?

Zhang Nan, who was carried away by the Korean drama, picked up a sandwich and sent it under his nose to smell. I thought to myself: this guy, you can't put anything strange in it, right?

After smelling it for a long time, she didn't think there was anything wrong, she looked at the note paper again, and suddenly found that there was an arrow in the lower right corner, signaling her to look at the back. She flipped the note over and looked at it. The back actually wrote: I did too much in the morning, and I wanted to take it downstairs to feed the cat, but I was afraid that the cat would not eat it, so I left it to you.

Really! It's still the original unpopular Gu Ruizhen!

Zhang Nan pursed his mouth and brushed his teeth.

***

On this day, there are not many things in the company, and several designers have gone out to work again, Qin Wanyan doesn't need to learn to paint, she is idle and bored, so she casually picked up a copy of the "Love Psychology" magazine that was thrown on the table and flipped it up. Flipping through it, I suddenly saw a psychological test - what kind of man would you attract. Qin Wanyan hurriedly called Zhang Nan to come and see.

Zhang Nan looked around with a thief's eyebrows, and saw that no one was paying attention to her, and her male god Shi Rui was also concentrating on his own business, so Zhang Nan started the psychological test with confidence.

1: Do you talk to yourself when you're alone?

She scratched her head, as if she were like this. So the question jumped to 3 →→→

3: There is at least one life-size doll on the bed, and you can't sleep without holding it or a pillow.

It seems that this one is the same! Although her bed is quite messy =,=. The question jumped to 5 →→→

5: I rarely go out during the break, even if I receive an invitation from a friend, I am likely to miss the appointment.

This should also be in line with this. The question jumped to 9 →→→

9: I think it's much more fun to watch comics, novels, and TV series at home than to fall in love with a man.

It's definitely a lot more fun!! Absolute! Zhang Nan nodded heavily, it turned out that he was item E.

Turning the page and looking at the answer, Qin Wanyan also came over to take a look. I saw item E read: Pitiful, pitiful, the most non-female item was actually chosen by you. That's right, you're a technocratic otaku who stays to death, and a dying star if you don't live at home. Want to attract men? NO_NO_NO, men are of no use to you at all. You're a standard male insulator!

"Wow, Zhang Nan, this mental test is too accurate!" Qin Wanyan poked Zhang Nan's backbone.

Zhang Nan asked Cangtian speechlessly: "How can this be my life!" She didn't want to accept this answer, and she decided to start over.

"Wanyan, actually, although I sometimes suddenly read some lines from anime or Korean dramas, or unconsciously read out the thoughts in my head when I encounter problems, but it's not obvious self-talk, right?"

Qin Wanyan nodded.

In this way, the question jumps to 2 →→→

2: When you forget to take something, you often don't bother to take off your shoes and go directly to the room with your toes or knees to pick it up.

Of course, when you take off your shoes, you have to bend down and untie your shoes, and you have to put down everything in your hand, which is so troublesome. Decisively jumped to 4 →→→

4: Rely on the Internet, want to go online for everything, even if you feel that you have nothing to do online, you must often hang on the Internet.

That's right, hipsters live like this, and it seems that I'm moving towards the answer of the new new human. (To be continued.) )