Chapter 333: The United States? I just like to be ~the human version~
Han Xiao straightened her wet clothes, nodded at Marquez, and asked, "Are you ......?"
"Mr. Han, I'm Marquez, who is part of the U.S. Department of Defense, and I'm the head of the U.S. negotiating delegation. Last night when we had it by phone. Marquez introduced himself, and then stretched out his hand to Han Xiao.
"You're Marquez!" Looking at the middle-aged handsome guy in front of her, Han Xiao squinted her eyes and shook hands with Marquez, "It's nice to meet you." ”
"Mr. Han, we're meeting again." Audrey walked out of the crowd and also stretched out her hand towards Han Xiao.
Han Xiao shook Audrey with a smile: "Audrey, I haven't seen you for a while!" Why do you look more and more emaciated? ”
Audrey gritted her teeth and said, "It's all thanks to you, Mr. Tohan, I have only slept for two hours in the past seventy-two hours...... If I were to die suddenly due to overwork, Mr. Han, you would definitely be responsible for this! ”
In other words, if it weren't for Han Xiao's phone call yesterday, she insisted that France be the third party, she wouldn't be so busy, and she had to catch a plane to come here - fortunately, she was still young, if she was a middle-aged person, she would have been scattered for a while.
Han Xiao narrowed her eyes, then sneered and said, "If you really hate it that much, you don't want to come!" ”
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"......" Audrey was speechless.
Not coming? Do we dare not come? If you want to take revenge, what kind of negative news will you release......
"The magic Mr. Han of Huaxia, I'm Theophilo. Cyona, it's a pleasure to meet you. Also, Dear Mr. Han, as a gentleman, we should remain humble and friendly to women......" Teophilo dragged an old bone and stepped forward to say hello.
Han Xiao narrowed her eyes: "It's you?" I know you. You're really kind to women. At least it's much better than that guy Garrod. He likes to tie women up and whip you, but you like women to tie you up and whip you. Nice, nice......"
When Han Xiao's words fell, a large number of people around him turned their heads to look at Theophilo, and their eyes suddenly changed, and they all looked like they wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh. Behind Han Xiao, Shang Mingzhen couldn't help laughing at first, as for Theophilo, he was like a master of changing faces, his face was a color for a while, and he still didn't faint after all, and he hated Han Xiao to death in his heart-
Are you a special thing? Lao Tzu is getting a lot older. Offering you a cruise ship for you to negotiate is just coming here to have fun, and you will expose people's shortcomings as soon as you speak...... Can we still have fun?
The old man had already made up his mind and would leave immediately.
It's a big deal, I don't want this cruise ship!
"Ahem......" Someone next to him coughed lightly twice, then stretched out his hand to Han Xiao with a smile, and said in fluent Chinese dialect, "Hello Mr. Han, my name is Zhao Yanming, and I am the director of the East Asia Mediation Office of the United Nations Secretariat. It was a pleasure to meet Mr. Han. ”
"Hello." For people who can speak Chinese, Han Xiao's attitude is still quite good.
"Han Xiao, I am the Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Great Japanese Empire......" Takahashi Wanqiu also wanted to come out and brush up on his presence, but he didn't finish his words. was interrupted by Han Xiao: "I'm sorry, my friend and I are soaked all over now, and we need to change our clothes first, Audrey." Do me a favor~ Get me two suitable clothes, a man and a woman. ”
Nima ~ The old lady is not a waitress! Audrey's heart was almost going crazy.
Beside him, Takahashi Wanqiu's tone paused here. The face is dark, and it feels very weird.
“…… Okay, Mr. Han. Audrey calmed down the anger in her heart, and finally agreed.
Although he now had the urge to hang Han Xiao up and give him a hard beating, he still endured it when he thought about the horror of this guy.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please wait a moment, and we'll talk about other things later."
After the words fell, Han Xiao pulled Shang Mingzhen and Ariel and took the lead into the cabin.
……
In the large conference room with a rich carpet, an oval conference table that can seat nearly twenty people takes up most of the seats, and there are two rows of seats under the windows on both sides, and some flowers are dotted elsewhere.
Except for Han Xiao, everyone was already seated, the negotiation team of the United States and the entourage of the Japanese State sat in a row, and Zhao Yanming and others from the United Nations sat on both sides of the conference table. As for Audrey and the French entourage, they sat in the "spectator seat" under the window.
Obviously, they don't want to get involved here.
The door of the conference room opened, and Han Xiao changed into a beautiful costume and walked in with a soft carpet under her feet.
Ariel looked normal, glanced around the room, and then asked a French waitress next to her in French, "Do you have any wine?" I want Mouton '06, thank you. ”
"Please wait, ma'am." The waiter looked at Ariel, stunned for a moment, and then immediately went down to prepare.
Compared with Ariel, Shang Mingzhen has rarely been exposed to this kind of environment, her expression is a little cringe, she followed closely behind Han Xiao, sat in the middle of the other side, and beckoned to Audrey: "Hey~ Audrey, I got up late in the morning, and I haven't had time to eat breakfast yet!" Let them prepare three servings - as long as there is no ham from the Royal Foods Group! ”
Damn it! Why don't you tell the waiter yourself! Moreover, you deliberately said that the Emperor Foods Group came to ...... Did you want to stab the French people present?
Audrey scolded in her heart, and she didn't even have the heart to complain about Han Xiao, so she waved her hand directly to the waiter next to her and asked the waiter to help prepare.
Marquez sat directly opposite Han Xiao, took a sip of his coffee cup, and then said, "Mr. Han, the breakfast you want should take some time to prepare." In the meantime, why don't we talk about it first? ”
"Absolutely."
Han Xiao grabbed a small cream biscuit placed on the table and ate a piece, and then said to Shang Mingzhen and Ariel, "This biscuit tastes good!" Eat some of yourselves, too. ”
"Ha, Ha, Han-kun." Shang Mingzhen nodded hurriedly.
As for Ariel, he glanced at Han Xiao with disdain: "I have already discovered that this is the same as the small biscuits we ate in France before, and they taste better with wine......
Han Xiao smiled, turned his head to look at Marquez and said, "Mr. Marquez, what do you want to talk about?" ”
Márquez smiled and said, "It's better to ...... Let's talk about us in the United States. What does Mr. Han know about us in the United States? ”
"What do I know about America? Scold...... I like American blockbusters, but I prefer adult versions. It's like the adult version of "Pirates of the Caribbean", the adult version of "Avatar", the adult version of "Tomb Raider" or something - by the way, I still like "big-bang", and when I look at the adult version, the people in it are simply ugly...... In the original play, there was a Penny who could still watch it, but it turned out to be an adult version, which made people vomit blood......"
When Han Xiao said this, Marquez had the urge to vomit blood. In your eyes, why are we all adults in the United States?
Márquez cursed inwardly. There was still a smile on his face: "Mr. Han likes Kelly very much. Cuco? If Mr. Han is willing to go to the United States, I believe Ms. Kelly will be more than happy to spend a beautiful night with Mr. Han......"
"Don't! No more! I'll just talk about it. That woman's pores are so big, and I still like oriental beauties. ”
When Han Xiao spoke, she pursed her lips disdainfully--just after chatting for a couple of sentences, the beauty plan came out? Looking at the Yankees' posture, they also want to recruit themselves?
Talking nonsense with Márquez, breakfast also came up, and it was the baguette and jam that the French most often eat, and there were a few other things to eat.
Han Xiao dealt with it and ate two bites. Then he raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Okay, Mr. Marquez, let's talk nonsense here, now let's talk about your compensation to me from the United States......"
As soon as Márquez heard this. Immediately interrupted: "No, Mr. Han, we don't agree with the statement of compensation......
The expression on Han Xiao's face changed. The voice suddenly became cold, stood up, and straightened his clothes: "Yo~ We haven't negotiated yet." What I promised before has changed? I don't think Ashton said that, right? Since you don't want to pay compensation, there's nothing more to say......"
Marquez looked at Han Xiao's posture of not talking, and suddenly his mouth grew.
Nima, you know what negotiation is, don't know?
Of course, negotiations are based on their own interests, so isn't it normal to overturn some of the previous conditions and then renegotiate? If you don't say this right, you will stumble, is it still called negotiation?
Zhao Yanming, who was watching the excitement from the sidelines, couldn't sit still, and quickly stood up: "Mr. Han, please calm down, we are all gathered here this time to settle the dispute peacefully, aren't we?" Mr. Márquez, the United States has sent you here to solve the problem, right? So, please also make some changes in your negotiation skills. ”
Although Zhao Yanming's words were tactful enough, the meaning of Marquez understood -
The Mr. Han in front of him is a big stunned person, don't use your methods of beating around the bush and bullshit between countries, just go straight!
Márquez took a deep breath: "Mr. Han, you misunderstood what I meant. I mean...... That's not compensation, it's ...... Compensate. Yes, we are willing to compensate Mr. Han for our actions......"
"Huh?" Han Xiao was stunned for a moment and chuckled, "Marquez, do you know the difference between compensation and compensation?" ”
"Of course I do."
Compensation means being at fault, while compensation means not being at fault.
"Then according to what you mean, you American CIA's bunch of miscellaneous conspiracies designed Lao Tzu, and placed enough bombs to blow up the entire American Village in Chatan Town on the eighth floor of the Brant Hotel in American Village in Chatan Town to deal with me, and in the end you can't even count it as your fault?"
"Oh! That's right! According to you, my presence has seriously affected the interests of the United States, which is why they want to kill me. It's probably my fault—"
“…… Is that what you mean? ”
When Han Xiao said the end, she stared at Marquez with a sneer, waiting for his answer. (To be continued......)
PS: Actually...... I really like the adult version of ......
Ahem......
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