Chapter 67
Zhang Qiang now looked at this pestering Yi Narcissus with great pain, and was speechless for a while, he had a few days a week that were inconvenient! It's more inconvenient than a girl like you for a few days a month, okay!
Seeing that it is inconvenient to meet people soon...... (Why do I feel like the more I write?) Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info)
Zhang Qiang could only pretend.
I saw Zhang Qiang's expression serious and said, "Girl! Let me tell you, I practiced a very powerful martial art, called Yin and Yang Double Cultivation! This kind of martial arts, I need to find a woman to bully and bully every week, otherwise I will go crazy and kill people indiscriminately! If you don't want to be bullied by me, get out of here! ”
Unexpectedly, Yi Shuixian listened, but stared at Zhang Qiang with a calm face, and then said something that made Zhang Qiang collapse.
"Uncle, if this makes you feel better, I'm willing. From now on, if you need it every week, don't look for anyone else, call me, and I'll help you. ”
Zhang Qiang was moved in his heart when he heard this, but he didn't expect that he would get such a sincere reply from Yi Shuixian when he made up nonsense.
Just when Zhang Qiang wanted to speak, he suddenly felt that his body began to change.
Zhang Qiang's face changed, he couldn't care much, pushed Yi Shuixian into the bathroom, and closed the door with a bang.
"Uncle! Uncle! Uncle, what's wrong with you! Uncle! Uncle, don't scare me! Yi Shuixian was pushed away and fell on the bed, and then his face suddenly changed, and he rushed to the bathroom door with a crying voice, and hurriedly knocked on the door.
In the bathroom, Zhang Qiang's body began to age at a speed visible to the naked eye, his hair was gray, his face was wrinkled, and then because of the weakness after the war, one could not support it, and he actually fell to the ground.
Yi Shuixian heard the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground in the bathroom, and knew that Zhang Qiang's condition was not good, and tried to open the doorknob, but in vain.
Yi Shuixian's eyes flowed into a line of tears, and he cried: "Uncle! Don't scare me, uncle, what's wrong with you, is it okay to open the door. Uncle! Woohoo......"
After a while, Zhang Qiang's body completely changed back to an old man, and with a heavy voice, Zhang Qiang said, "Girl...... I'm fine...... Don't cry......"
The twilight in the tone, as well as weakness, made Yi Shuixian feel distressed.
"Uncle, are you okay opening the door, uncle, I'll take a look at you."
Zhang Qiang felt a lot of worry, on the one hand, he was very pleased with Yi Shuixian's feelings for him, and on the other hand, he complained that this woman was not much of a deal if she left early, and she was trapped in the bathroom, and it was not easy to go out these days.
"Narcissus, calm down and listen to me. I've got something going on with my body now, and this situation will get better on its own in a week, and if you're doing it for my good, then, now, immediately, go back immediately, and I promise, in a week, I'll go back to you. When the time comes, I'll be fine, you have to trust me. ”
"Can't I go in with you, I won't care no matter what you do."
Zhang Qiang said in his heart: "How can I not care about it like this, I care about it!" Damn God, if you just make me a young man, wouldn't it be so much of a problem? ”
"No, I can't see you now, you are obedient, leave quickly."
Yi Shuixian twitched his nose and said, "Then I'...... Then I'll be outside, okay to accompany you for one night, just one night, don't worry, I'm not going in, I'll go to school in the morning, just wait for you outside, okay, if you have anything, I can call you 120, call an ambulance, I'm not worried about you suddenly like this. ”
Zhang Qiang thought about it, and no matter how much he shirked, there was no excuse, as long as he survived the night in the bathroom, it would be fine.
Thinking of this, Zhang Qiang no longer refused, and said helplessly: "Okay, then you go to bed." ”
Yi Shuixian hummed obediently, and then walked to the bed near the fuzzy glass in the bathroom and sat down, looking through the blurred glass and looking at the slightly rickety and weak figure of Zhang Qiang inside.
In order to avoid revealing too many flaws, Zhang Qiang walked to the blurred glass, sat on the ground against the glass, and then chatted about the topic.
"Hey, Narcissus, where are you from, I haven't known you for so long, how about it, tell uncle?"
"I'm from Sichuan." After saying this, Yi Shuixian seemed to be reluctant to talk more, and seemed to be very reluctant to mention his life experience.
"Uncle, what about you?"
"Me? I'm half an Imperial Capital. Thinking of this, Zhang Qiang smiled self-deprecatingly, to be honest, until now, he couldn't tell what he should be.
"Half?" Yi Shuixian muttered suspiciously.
Subsequently, Yi Shuixian saw Zhang Qiang in the bathroom, suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Uncle, what song did you sing that day?" Did you write it yourself? It sounds pretty good. ”
"Oh? Is it lonely to burn on fire? Sort of. ”
Subsequently, Yi Shuixian seemed to see Zhang Qiang's state stabilized, and his heart was much better, and after thinking about it, Yi Shuixian naughtily jumped out of bed, walked to the blurred glass wall, and sat on the ground leaning against Zhang Qiang's back.
The two sat back to back on the ground across a glass wall and chatted.
"Uncle, sing me a song, sing something I haven't heard before."
"Me? Whatever song I sing, it's all nonsense, besides, where are there so many songs you haven't heard, and I'm not a singer. ”
Yi Shuixian shook her head, although Zhang Qiang couldn't see it, she still made this action unconsciously, and said stubbornly: "No! Uncle, you sing much better than ordinary singers, if you don't help the wolf gang anymore, I guess you have a chance to be a singer! Moreover, it is the kind of king-level singer, when the time comes, I will definitely be your first fan, no, now I am your fan. ”
Zhang Qiang smiled and said, "Hehe, then do I want to sign for you, you're welcome." ”
Yi Shuixian said: "Okay, sign it for me now, let me in." ”
"Okay, what's naughty, you really can't come in today, wait for next week, I'll definitely go to you, don't worry, when the time comes, you will definitely see a complete me."
"Then you promise, oh, it's okay. If you lie to me, let me meet you again...... I'll just ...... I'll bite you! Hum! ”
"Okay, whatever you want, haha."
Maybe Yi Shuixian knew that her threat seemed to be a little pediatric, and she was also a little annoyed, because she thought about it, and it seemed that she could threaten Zhang Qiang just like this. Who knows, Zhang Qiang was a little imaginative because of this bite, and remembered a joke in later generations. Pronounce the words separately...... Ahem......
"Uncle, sing, I want to hear you sing."
Zhang Qiang thought about it for a while, and slowly sang: "If your eyes can be for me, a moment will come to ......" A song of Yang Zongwei's onion was slowly sung.
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