Chapter 9, The Owing Duo
As the saying goes, the most tormenting thing is to be hungry and hungry for a whole day of intensive training. But what's even more maddening is that when I'm tired and tired, I can't use up two physical strengths in front of me...... Guilty of cheapness.
A five-kilometer cross-country is not too long, and it takes thirty or forty minutes to say that it is short. The whole recruit team is almost tired and lying down, like a cool eggplant, although the original aggressive second squad leader is still very good, but the recruits in his own class can't bear it, how to fight, so it also stopped. There is a squad leader, a guy who is cold and dead, and he takes the lead, even if it is lively, he will freeze to death. So the team of more than 90 people was exceptionally quiet, except for the two guys at the front of the team.
"Oh, little tiger. You better go home and develop well, it's only a few steps......" Zheng Donglin stroked his mask, playing with a lock of red hair in his hand, and ran backwards towards Chen Hu.
"You, you dead shemale. I'm going to get you caught. Otherwise, I'll have to stew you. Chen Hu was so angry that his face turned red.
"Come, come...... Can't catch, can't catch. Zheng Donglin deliberately stopped, waited for Chen Hu to catch up, and then saw that there was only a meter away, and then he backsomersault to open up the distance.
"Ah!!!h Chen Hu really went berserk, beating chicken blood and making a jetting sound like an old train. The whole mountain has been reverberating with Zheng Donglin's cheap laughter and Chen Hu's rudeness.
"When did these two people become so cheap? I didn't find out before. Wang Jie wiped the beads of sweat off his face, and his military uniform was already like water.
"Who knows, irregular convulsions these days." The little monkey on the same side sighed with emotion.
Finally, when everyone was about to collapse after being mentally devastated, the gate of the barracks appeared in front of them.
"Ah, my god is back at last." Wang Jie sat on the grass and said excitedly.
"Wise God, get rid of these two undersized people." The little monkey knelt on the ground as if praying, and was very sincere.
"......" The squad leader looked down at the tired lying on the ground like invertebrates, and the recruits and the two people in the distance who were still convulsing, the corners of their mouths twitched again. What kind of sins did you create in your last life, and these two guys are lined up in this life.
"Stop, shemale truce." Chen Hu was tired and sat in the pile of people under the flagpole, panting and shaking his soaked sweatshirt.
"What's wrong, I'm bored." Zheng Donglin sat down next to each other and combed his somewhat damp hair. Suddenly, a dark shadow pounced on his neck and tightened it.
"Dead shemale, I'll strangle you. I'm going to stew you. Chen Hu was crazy and grabbed Zheng Donglin's neck and roared.
"Ahem, you little tiger. I'll strangle you. With that, he stretched out his hands to Chen Hu's face.
"Ahh You're doing it again. Chen Hu pinched his hand towards Zheng Donglin's face.
"Ah!!!h Two wails in unison startled the weary crowd......
"Ignored by them, convulsions again." After speaking, Wang Jie lay down......
"Stop, stop." Zheng Donglin rested his right foot between himself and Chen Hu and then slammed it fiercely, because Zheng Donglin's physique was special and his strength was small, so Chen Hu did not move.
"Dead shemale, you think I'm a fool. Listen to you" Chen Hu still relentlessly pinched the left half of Zheng Donglin's face that was exposed outside. Suddenly, Chen Hu felt a numbness in his neck, a pinprick pain came out, and he hurriedly let go of Zheng Donglin.
Seeing Zheng Donglin shake the rivet in his hand, he smiled proudly.
"Despicable." Chen Hu covered his neck and glared at Zheng Donglin.
"This is called a soldier who does not get tired of deceit." Zheng Donglin twisted the riveted cap, then the long needle tip retracted and put it back on the shoe.
Look at the two of them who are getting more and more noisy, and the second lieutenant appears at the right time.
"It seems that you still have a lot of energy, let's fight again." After saying that, he left.
"Don't ......" the recruits' faces were full of black lines, and the eyes of the people lying on the ground were full of energy. Except for the two who are underwhelmed.
"Brothers, flatten them." The squad leader of the first shift where the cold air leaked suddenly stood up and pointed to the two people in the crowd who were cheap. Listen to your own class elders are all right. Wang Jie was the first to go up and pressed Zheng Donglin hard, and two more people overwhelmed Chen Hu. Immediately followed by two, three, four...... The recruits pressed up one by one, raising a mountain of people.
"Help, crushed to death. Whose feet don't tm on my head. Zheng Donglin shouted at the bottom of the mountain.
"You dead shemale, if it weren't for you, would I have been crushed to death?" Chen Hu struggled out and grabbed Zheng Donglin's already blue face with his right hand.
", pinch Lao Tzu again. My face. Zheng Donglin struggled and stretched out his two hands to clasp Chen Hu's nose and mouth.
"Ahh You belong to a dog, and you bite me. Zheng Donglin roared...... In this way, the two started the next round of convulsions under the mountain.
"Crush you, so that you owe you. If I can't kill you, I'll smoke you to death. After speaking, Wang Jie pulled out his shoes and threw them between the two.
"Damn, who put this gas bomb." The recruit, who was unfortunately shot between the two, looked at the military boots on his head that were upside down and exuded a "charming" aroma, and the whole person was not good.
The veterans of the "......" were attracted by this magnificent view, and there were ninety people piled together, threatening to crush the bottom two undersized guys. They all came to stop and watch.
"What's going on out there, it's so noisy." Head Lu looked at the people outside, his face eased, as if he fell into a memory, didn't he have the same enthusiasm and youth forty years ago......
"Captain Lu is a new recruit this year." The second lieutenant refilled the cup on his desk.
"Since they love to play so much, let's let them have fun at night." The relief on his face receded.
"Yes." The lieutenant gave a military salute and exited the office.
"Assemble." When the whistle sounded, Chen Hu and Zheng Donglin were saved. After Wang Jie returned to the team with a shoe in his hand, Zheng Donglin and the others relieved themselves.
"You two, come here." From the podium, the second lieutenant pointed to the last two people to join the team.
"Damn, you broom star keep me away." Chen Hu pushed Zheng Donglin in front of him as he walked.
"Oops, no way." Zheng Donglin shook his hair and stepped onto the podium.
"You two show you how to fight."
"Ah, with him." Zheng Donglin pointed to Chen Hu with a sturdy figure opposite in surprise.
"Yes, I found that the fighting between the two of you is very suitable for the requirements of this training camp."
"Big brother, you can spare me. How can I fight with thin arms and legs? As if he was afraid that the second lieutenant would not be careful, he rolled up his sleeves and revealed his white arms.
"Cut, let me fight him. He didn't beat him like a donkey. Chen Hu glanced at Zheng Donglin, who didn't have the size of a bowl, and his arms were extremely disdainful.
"You little tiger. Isn't it just that you have a long body but no head, I'm afraid of you. Zheng Donglin became angry.
"Dead shemale, you say it again." Chen Hu's temper was also a little bit of a thing, and the two started again.
Without the second lieutenant's order, the two of them started fighting on the podium.
Chen Hu's right fist slammed into Zheng Donglin's face, and Zheng Donglin stepped back a few times and blocked Chen Hu's right fist with a side spin leg. The left hand struck Chen Hu's face in a false grip. Chen Hu's left hand just blocked Zheng Donglin's surprise attack, and his right hand attacked Zheng Donglin's face. Zheng Donglin backflipped, his heel hit Chen Hu's chin that did not let go, and then Chen Hu's hand took the attack. Zheng Donglin rushed to the back wall of the podium, then ran up to the wall under the surprised gaze of everyone, and then flashed to Chen Hu's back. The two of them staged a martial arts film and science fiction film for everyone on the podium. I thought that Zheng Donglin was constantly refreshing people's common sense, such as running on the wall, hanging upside down on the shed like a bat, etc......
"Why do they attack in the face every time?" The little monkey pushed Wang Jie next to him, and asked many people to have a common doubt.
"As the saying goes, a mountain can't accommodate two tigers, and a group can't accommodate two handsome. Only by beating the other party's nose and swollen face can you be the best? Wang Jie said in an old-fashioned manner.
"Oh, that makes sense."