What color is the rose?

Red? White? Black?

The fool said it was burgundy, and he didn't understand it when he was 22 years old, so it took him 8 years to figure out this seemingly profound but simple question.

Maybe it is at that "second" age that you can meet a person who is "more two" than yourself in order to live a "couple" life. So we became two chopsticks, one indispensable.

In 2007, the chopsticks brothers starred in the movie "Memoirs of a Male Geisha" and became popular on the Internet, like a strong tropical storm that swept across the country.

His director said: "This film went from being cranky and figuring it out, to being cheeky and filming, and then to mustering up the courage to show it to everyone, our bumpy and arduous mental journey, you have money to hold a personal field, you have no money to hold a personal field, trembling, welcome to correct, the chopsticks brothers bow to everyone."

I thought this passage was very good, so I adapted it, "This love started from curiosity, to chasing you with a cheeky skin, and then to confess to you in front of all my brothers today, my sincerity, whether you are willing or not, to maintain my fragile heart, walking on thin ice, I hope you accept it, I Wang Zeyi will not bow to you but I can kneel." I don't have a ring, but my heart will always be on you. ”

When I finished this sentence with great affection, my brothers pulled out the banner: "It is easy to be eternal, don't be lost."

The weather was very good that day, and the warm spring breeze hit our faces, with a shallow warmth and a faint fragrance. The fallen leaves on the ground are swept up by the wind and dance in the sky like a little elf, this is the will of God!

I secretly rejoiced in my heart: Ning'an, what I like most is the atmosphere in early spring. I will succeed. Secretly made a triumphant gesture in private, waiting for Ning An's long eyelashes to hang down for me, and then watching her smile shyly take her hand and stroll around the campus together, chasing ......

In this situation, tears flowed down. It's a boy though. But I feel that girls are sensual creatures and are more likely to be moved.

But maybe this is the uniqueness of Ning'an! She is a mutant breed of Pandora planet who is above rationality and not yet emotional, which is a wonder.

So God is here to hit me, a person with a heart, and he must be angry, so he asked Ning An to reject me. Ning An's heart must have been touched by me, I was so like an ostrich to comfort myself, but Ning An's cold words repeatedly sounded in my ears: "I refuse." ”

Yes, I watched her back as she left, so resolutely and so crisply. My poor brothers were still holding banners and hanging in the warm sun. The main road of the school was already "crowded with people", but she easily passed through the crowd and disappeared from my sight.

I looked at the road where Ning An disappeared and shouted: "If it doesn't work once, it will take me seven years for my dad to chase my mom, and I am better than blue." ”

Suddenly, a burst of laughter permeated me, and my brother Aja stabbed me: "Zeyi, brothers should withdraw first, girlfriend just talked about ......"

I paused and spat out, "I haven't talked about it yet......"

The other two threw down the banner and dragged me away from the playground in a huff and threw me into a self-service hot pot, Zhang Bing dragged over a case of beer, opened a bottle with his mouth and handed it to me: "Wang Zeyi, drink." ”

In the next three minutes, Li Dingkang and Zhang Bing lined up the remaining twenty-three bottles in the box in front of me with their mouths, I knew that they wanted me to get drunk and relieve my sorrows, but I didn't want to drink it this time. He put the bottle back on the table and took out his phone to make a call......

The three grandsons snatched my phone without saying a word and threw it directly out the window.

Then Aja Nai roared angrily: "Wang Zeyi, isn't she just a junior girl." You're in your third year of college, are you embarrassed to fall in love with a little girl? ”

Then there was a persuasion from the soldiers: "Wang Zeyi, look at how many of our brothers ......look like fools, forget it." But brother does this, I have to say that your brain is flour and water? Let a specialized yellow-haired girl turn into a paste when she stirs it? It's okay to like the little one, she's a freshman now, but as soon as she graduates from her senior year, there's a new one. That Ning An can stand aside, why are you so axial! ”

My eyes were round in an instant, and before I could say a word, Xiao Ding also started to talk about his experience: "Zeyi, you are a character in the class and in our entire school!" led our football team out of the school gate, pushed the debate club to the top, the live signboard of the hip-hop dance club, and the big poster of the photography club...... Although we read two books, it is better than the Anning who was recruited from a vocational school! The people from the tourism department are all tour guides, and how many innocent old men and old ladies have been pitted by that mouth......"

"You guys don't want to be happy!" I was really angry with them, "What so much nonsense, I don't think I'm annoyed enough!" ”

As he spoke, he took the Nokia that Aja put on the table, but Zhang Bing snatched it with his hand and threw it out of the window again, holding my collar and scolding: "Is there any interest?" Now I'm still thinking about calling that little **, do you still want face? ”

When I heard those three words, I bounced up from the chair and punched directly, Zhang Bing's nose was bleeding instantly, and he glared and said fiercely: "Who is talking about Ning An, this is the consequence!" ”

Zhang Bing woke up his nose with a tissue and snorted coldly: "Wang Zeyi, fight my brother for a woman, I remember!" ”

"Remember the best, next time keep your mouth clean." I said to Zhang Bing, "Ning'an, it's different. ”

The GI got angry, picked up a beer bottle and poured it into his mouth, and then sprayed it in my face, "Beautiful name": "You boy, wake up." ”

Aja pulled the cockfight as if Zhang Bing, the reckless man of the physical education department.

I wiped my face and turned around to leave, but Li Dingkang stood in front and said, "It's all brothers, why bother." ”

Aja, a weak scholar of the computer, bared his teeth in pain when Zhang Bing pushed his elbow, and he was no longer able to hold Zhang Bing. Zhang Bing pushed Li Kangding away and walked in front of me: "If you don't have a fight, you can't be like a girl." ”

The soldier's Henan dialect broke out, and my brain was also hot: "Lao Tzu, I'm afraid of you!" ”

After speaking, the tie was pulled and the cuffs were torn, probably looking like Lao Tzu was so virtuous. I was punched to the ground by this brother who practiced sanda, and then the two of them began to fight, and the result was a pond fish.

Fights between four people, from heads-up to brawl......

Glass shards were everywhere, beer was dripping on the floor, tables were overturned, and the floor was in shambles.

Finally, the store called the police.

For the first time in our lives, the four of us sat in the "majestic" police car, and with the siren, the four of us got on the "flat river" in the usually crowded group.