Chapter 1052: Language Crisis (4)
Soon, there were not many people on the road, and the traffic jam disappeared, but the "culprit" that caused the traffic jam was a private car owner and a child's parents who were still chattering and abusive. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The traffic police lamented the miraculous changes in the road on the one hand, and were angry at the two culprits on the other.
Several traffic police officers came to the two families in a majestic manner, deducting points, developing orders, and giving verbal warnings.
The owner of the private car was angry, and he was extremely disgusted by the displeased tone of the traffic police, so he threw the yellow strip directly on the ground and stepped on his feet, "Lao Tzu has money, and when the time comes, a lot of money will hit your account, now, give me a lot of money, and if I don't beat this shrew to the ground and beg for mercy today, I won't be surnamed Sun!" ”
That rampant appearance really made people's teeth itch, and a traffic policeman couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded: "Grandson, if you are not the president, you will obediently pick up the yellow strips and get out, otherwise, I will tow your car away now!" ”
"Damn! The quality of the police is this, come on, come on, drag one to try. The private car owner grinned in front of the traffic police, looking like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
Tang Li really couldn't stand it, and just about to move his fingers, he was stopped by a barrier in the cloak, "If you move your fingers, his life will be gone." ”
"I'm not stupid, why do I want him to die, I just want to scare him!"
"Does scaring solve the problem?" The cloak glanced at him, and Tang Li was unconvinced, "Do you have a better way?" ”
Cloak snorted coldly, if he had stepped forward a long time ago, would he have waited until now?
"Xiao Xue'er, what do you say?"
The two of them stood on Jiang Muxue's left and right, speaking in unison.
Such a tacit understanding made a certain woman think that they did it on purpose.
But there was no time to talk nonsense now, so she walked straight over. The bear child who caused the trouble was now standing numbly under the big tree, drooping his head, he didn't expect that he could attract such an overwhelming momentum by running a red light and crossing the road.
"Do you know it's wrong?" Jiang Muxue walked out of nothingness, changed into the appearance of an ordinary woman, squatted down and asked.
This child is seven or eight years old at most, but his face is full of bear child potential, and as soon as he heard Jiang Muxue let him admit his mistake, he immediately exploded, "What's your business!" After saying that, he was about to run, and Jiang Muxue was just about to pull him, when he opened his mouth to bite her, and two clear rows of tooth marks appeared on her hand.
That image and his mother bear are simply a virtue, which shows the power of words and deeds.
Jiang Muxue set up a fairy barrier around the two of them, and the bear child looked around but couldn't find an exit, and then looked at Jiang Muxue with a more alert gaze, and at the same time with a hint of fear.
He shouted "Mom" through the fairy barrier, but the well-figured and fashionably dressed woman was still arguing with the police and private car owners, ignoring her son's shouts. Of course, she can't hear or see, and of course she doesn't pay attention.
"Who are you? What are you doing? ”
The little boy looked at Jiang Muxue in horror, a certain woman didn't move, just like this, it was almost scared to cry.
He cried and said, "Let me out, let me out!" ”
Jiang Muxue spread her hands, "What does it have to do with me?" It's just that your actions have angered the god of the road, and he has imprisoned you here. ”
"You lie, my mother said that there are no ghosts and gods in this world, and all ghosts and gods are demagoguery."
Yo, still an atheist.
"Believe it or not, what does it have to do with me? I'm just kindly reminding you. After speaking, he pointed to the woman in the distance with her teeth and claws, and said, "Do you know how much poisonous gas your mother has on her body when she takes out this evil breath for you?" ”
The little boy tilted his head in disunderstanding.
"Anger hurts the liver, she is so angry for an afternoon, at least two years less to live."
"Nonsense! You are talking nonsense! ”
"Believe it or not, what does it have to do with me? Your mother has nothing to do with me, she lives two more years and two years less, and it doesn't affect me anything. ”
The little boy pursed his lips, clenched his fists, and glared, but did not dare to move.
"The only way to solve this situation is to run to the uncle and admit his mistake, and then confess his mistake to your mother, and confess to the police uncle, and if they don't stop, they will keep crying. In this way, the irritating situation is solved. ”
"Otherwise......" Jiang Muxue looked at her watch, "Every minute your mother scolds, she will live one minute less." ”
After speaking, Jiang Muxue disappeared.
The little boy was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, got up and ran with his legs, ran two steps and turned back, and found that he could get out of the circle.
"Mom! Mom! The boy ran toward the woman.
The woman didn't even look at the bear child and scolded: "What are you howling that the old lady is not dead, the rabbit cub will whip you when you get home, so that the old lady will be embarrassed!" ”
"Yo, you know how embarrassing it is......" the private owner scoffed.
Seeing that the two of them were screaming and scolding again, the little boy gritted his teeth and lowered his head and said, "I'm sorry uncle, it's not right for me to run a red light and run around on the road!" ”
The private car owner was choked and stunned.
"I'm sorry Mom, I'm the one who embarrassed you!"
"I'm sorry Uncle Police, I've caused you trouble!"
"Please don't make any noise......," he cried.
……
"Xiao Xue'er, you are so good, how did you do it? That bear child is so obedient? ”
Tang Li complimented.
Jiang Muxue sighed, "Of course it won't be so magical, it's just that I even threatened him, and finally sent a trace of courage to his head." ”
That's right.
The three of them looked up again, and the two people finally turned off the fire, although they still didn't accept anyone, and they hated each other to death, but they didn't quarrel anymore and honestly accepted the traffic police ticket.
"It's finally over!" Tang Li stretched his waist.
Cloak glanced at him and almost opened his mouth to scold the idiot, if it was so easy to solve the problem, how could Lie bring it up so solemnly? It's clear that this is just the beginning.
Tang Li didn't believe it, the cloak led the way in front, at this time night fell, thousands of households lit up the bright lights, the three of them fluttered in the air, through the open window, found that nine out of ten families were quarrelling, all of them were trivial things, but every family was flying and jumping.
This...... Tang Li was dumbfounded.
Cloak analysis, "Among them, many of them are caused by the delay caused by the traffic jam in the afternoon, the complaints of the family, and the other things, anyway, they are all some dispensable reasons, I don't believe you." ”
"It's so hot today, and your mother still wraps the child so thickly, is she really stupid or fake?"
"Who do you say is stupid? Sue you, if it weren't for the fact that you are my child's mother, I would have pumped you a long time ago! ”
"You smoke, you smoke, kill me......"
“……”
"Husband, why did you spend a thousand more on your living expenses this month? Where's the flower? ”
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my colleague had an urgent matter a few days ago, I lent it to him, and I will pay it back next month."
"You borrowed money and didn't even tell me?"
"Oh, didn't you forget, and besides, it didn't cost much!"
"Yo yo, it's like a local tyrant, a thousand yuan is not much, you have money? If you have the money, show it to me...... If you don't have the ability and no interest all day long, you will brag and pretend to be generous! ”
"Say it again, pump you!"
“……”
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