Chapter 72: Dare to tease the main palace
In the heavily guarded tent, Marshal Zhu, who was almost half-heavy, was chasing a beautiful woman like a flower, and the beauty screamed as if she was being chased by a poisonous snake.
Marshal Zhu stretched out his hand, and the beauty was caught in the air,
The beauty opened her mouth to bite Marshal Zhu's hand, Marshal Zhu pointed the palm of her other hand at the back of the beauty, and there were words in her mouth, and an invisible and powerful essence hit the beauty's back like a searchlight, and the beauty instantly turned into a cat.
Marshal Zhu grabbed the back of the cat's neck and laughed wildly and said, "You dare to bite me? I made you a cat and ate rats for a living. ”
There were more than a dozen cats curled up in the corner, all of them whining and wailing.
Marshal Zhu yelled at the tent door: "Damn, why are all the beauties here so strong?" I'm. If you catch another one and come in, I won't believe it, and there will be disobedient people. ”
A beautiful woman like a flower opened the curtain and came in, this beauty is different, not only beautiful, but also charming.
Marshal Zhu was overjoyed, with the spirit of the object, the beauty entered his arms, Marshal Zhu opened his mouth like a hungry wolf and wanted to kiss the beauty, the beauty pressed her little hand against his lips, flew into her eyes, and said with a smile: "I'm most afraid of cats, can you let them return to human form?" ”
Marshal Zhu shook his head and said: "No, these girls are all dead, looking at them will sweep Lao Tzu's interest." ”
The beautiful woman smiled and said, "I like to let them watch and wait for you." You don't let them regain their human form, I don't depend on you. ”
Marshal Zhu laughed wildly and said, "Okay, good, good, what's so difficult about this?" I'll just get them back to human form. ”
Marshal Zhu hugged the beauty in the crook of his left arm, stretched out his right hand, and held a cat in his palm, a powerful essence shot out, Marshal Zhu had words in his mouth, and the cat returned to a human form.
As soon as the beauty returned to her human form, she immediately screamed and tried to run away.
The beautiful woman in Marshal Zhu's arms smiled and said, "Let's let her become a cat!" This beauty is so unrecognizable. ”
Marshal Zhu smiled and said, "I said that if she was restored to human form, it would be a disappointment, right?" ”
Marshal Zhu stretched out his right hand, palmed at the crying beauty, and said something in his mouth, and the beauty instantly turned into a whining and wailing cat.
The seal is terrifying.
Marshal Zhu was very coquettish with the beautiful woman in his arms, and said, "It's so fun, Marshal, you want to teach me." ”
Marshal Zhu laughed and said, "Teach you? It is impossible to learn the technique of great theology without ten days and half a month, how can you learn it? ”
The delicate body of the beautiful woman twisted more happily, her eyes flew more flatteringly, and the delicate shape teased Marshal Zhu's heart like a flower.
"Good, good, good, Ben Shuai will teach you." Marshal Zhu laughed and said.
Over and over again, Marshal Zhu taught the beautiful women in his arms like a primary school teacher teaching elementary school students.
The beautiful woman in Marshal Zhu's arms looked at Marshal Zhu's smug expression, and a sly smile flashed on her face.
When Marshal Zhu squinted and was still triumphant, the beautiful woman in his arms broke free and flew to the marshal's throne.
Marshal Zhu was shocked and raised his hand to punch the beauty on the throne in the air to teach the beauty arrogance a lesson.
The beauty on the throne suddenly became the Queen Mother of the West, a jeweled treasure.
Marshal Zhu was frightened, his raised hands hung down, including his eyelids, his legs were bent, and he knelt down with a "poof".
The Xuantian multicolored spirit treasure on the chest of the Queen Mother of the West emits a psychedelic light.
The Queen Mother of the West slapped the table and said sharply: "Marshal Zhu, you are so bold, you dare to tease the palace, what crime should you be guilty of?" ”
Marshal Zhu's kneeling posture changed to a lying position, and his whole body trembled like a sieve of chaff. Where does he dare to speak? This is not a matter of losing face, but a capital crime that deserves to be dismantled.
On the left hand of the Queen Mother of the West, the Marshal Seal and the General Seal appear.
Marshal Zhu raised his eyes and looked at it, then put his head on the ground again.
The Queen Mother of the West asked coldly, "Do you still want these two seals?" ”
Marshal Zhu whispered: "I implore the Queen Mother to be extrajudicially gracious." ”
The Queen Mother of the West said: "This palace will first record your crimes, and in the future, you must obey the orders of this palace, and if you disobey, this palace will scatter your soul according to the law." ”
Marshal Zhu was overjoyed, knelt down and climbed a few steps forward, and said in a trembling voice: "This marshal swears to the sky that he will absolutely obey your orders." ”
The Queen Mother of the West said: "This palace should first see your performance, immediately convene a meeting of the generals of all armies, and appoint General Li Dian as the general." All military affairs were entrusted to General Li Dian. Immediately dismiss the captive fairy, as soon as the meeting is over, you will return to the kennel, and the palace will send someone with the Xuantian colorful spirit treasure to convey the will. ”
After the Queen Mother of the West finished speaking, she immediately flew away.
Marshal Zhu got up, looked at the place where he had just been lying with urine, and his whole body was still trembling.
In General Li Dian's study, Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Don't ask me how I did it, just wait and see!" The immortals you have taken captive here will be sent back immediately, and you will be notified of the convening of a military meeting at once. General Li, you will be the supreme commander here from now on, all your wishes have come true, congratulations on becoming a general! ”
General Li Dian couldn't believe his ears, shook his head again and again, and said, "How is it possible? How can it be? Marshal Zhu wouldn't have stripped us of the eighteen layers of skin here and spoiled the fairies, he wouldn't have held a military meeting! I have no relationship with him, and I have not been to pat me in particular, how can he appoint me as a general? ”
Zhang Lei laughed and said, "You don't want to be a general? If you don't want to be, I'll let General Wang Ding be, General Wang Ding doesn't want to be, I'll let General Shi Jin be. ”
General Li Dian laughed and said, "Lei, you're making too much of a joke, aren't you?" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Do you want to make a bet?" ”
General Li Dian laughed and said, "Okay! If I become a general tonight, I swear that I will obey your orders from now on. ”
The adjutant ran over, smiled and said, "Report to the general, all the fairies sent to Marshal Zhu's tent have been returned." ”
General Li Dian looked at Zhang Lei as if he was looking at the Jade Emperor.
Zhang Lei laughed and said, "Wait, the notice of the meeting will arrive soon." ”
As soon as the adjutant ran out, he ran back after a while and said loudly: "Report to the general, Marshal Zhu has an order to immediately convene a meeting of the generals of all armies." ”
General Li Dian was overjoyed, stretched out his right hand to climb Zhang Lei's shoulder, laughed and said, "Lei, thank you, thank you, thank you!" ”
In the back garden, Zhang Lei and Li Yuer admired the moon in the painting boat.
Li Yu'er's big eyes glanced at Zhang Lei, and whispered, "Big brother, I thank you for my father." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "The whole army has to thank me." ”
Li Yu'er nodded and said: "General of the Tenth Army, you have been fighting for me for so many years, my father dreams of becoming a general, big brother, I really thank you." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "What are you talking about?" Do we need to say thank you like that all the time? ”
Li Yuer leaned her head on Zhang Lei's shoulder and said, "Brother, I love you." ”
Zhang Lei stroked Li Yuer's little hand and said with a smile: "I am very surprised when you say this. ”
Li Yuer said, "I'm going to be with you all the time tonight." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and asked, "Is it because I helped your father become a general?" ”
Li Yuer hurriedly said: "No, but"
Zhang Lei laughed and said: "Tonight, the wind is clear and the moon is bright, the painting boat is leisurely, the lotus is swaying, the beauty is in the arms, and the real life is blissful." ”
Li Yuer smiled and said, "I'll dance for you and sing for you!" ”
Zhang Lei saw Li Yuer's delicate dancing, and couldn't help chanting Su Shi's words: "When is the bright moon?" Ask the sky for wine. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace. I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable. Dancing to figure out the shadow, how does it seem to be in the world? Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly. There should be no hatred, what is the long time to say goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete. I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles. ”
Zhang Lei had no sleep all night and enjoyed the spring in the world.
The next day, General Li Dian hosted a banquet for the generals of all armies, and Zhang Lei and General Li Dian sat side by side on the chair.
Although the generals were still muttering in their hearts, they had no choice but to restrain their mood and worship General Li Dian and Zhang Lei.
After the generals left, Zhang Lei was going back to return to the Queen Mother of the West.
General Li Dian held Zhang Lei's hand tightly at the gate and whispered: "Lei, you made my dream come true, I won't say thank you, in the future affairs of the army, as long as you speak, I will listen to you." ”
Zhang Lei waved his hand and said, "I don't understand military affairs, and the bet is just a joke." ”
General Li Dian smiled and said, "Lei, I will arrange a small courtyard for Yu'er to live alone, and Yu'er will wait for you to come back in the courtyard." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "Don't worry, I haven't played enough in the military camp, I will come back, I brought gems and utensils to send Yu'er, she didn't sleep all night last night, let her sleep more, and I won't say goodbye to her." I have done such a big thing for the Queen Mother of the West, I have to hurry up and ask for a magic weapon, if she doesn't give me a high-level magic weapon, I won't let her go. ”