Chapter 64: Nine into Five (3)
On the other side, the private xthman headquarters, Yoo Jae-seok, Park Myung-so, Jung Hyung-don, Haha, and Jung Jun-ha gathered here and sat on their respective chairs.
The door opened, and eight alternates walked in one by one, taking their seats.
"Thank you for being here." Liu Zaishi said: "There is another one who didn't come because of the itinerary and is about to arrive." ”
"Is there anyone here who doesn't have an itinerary? What a presumptuousness! Zhang Dongmin said.
Everyone didn't respond to him at all, and smiled and overshadowed the topic.
At the same time, Kim Xuanmao came to the parking lot wearing a fake banana on his head and rushed in the direction of the headquarters. It's a pity that no one appreciates his performance.
Headquarters. Liu Zaishi spoke: "Where did Shiyuan come from?" ”
"United States."
"Film and television?" Zheng Hengdun said: "Shoot that, what are you doing this?" ”
"Li Kui is also a TV drama actor, right?" Yoo Jae-seok asked.
"An online drama actor, not yet at the level of a TV series." Li Hur said with a smile.
"I guess the next one will be, after all, your online drama is so popular." Hong Zhenjing said enviously.
"Oh...... I thought it was a thief for a moment. Liu Zaishi said with a smile.
Everyone clapped their hands and laughed, and Li hurriedly spoke: "The beard is too individual." ”
After laughing, Liu Zaishi asked, "What is Li Hurry doing now?" ”
"In addition to studying, I also go shopping."
"Now that I'm a star, can I still go out shopping? Ah, I see, makeup ......," Yoo Jae-seok said.
Li Hao shook his head seriously: "I can only go out without makeup." ”
The crowd burst into laughter.
At this moment, Jin Xuanmao, who was staring at the banana, walked into the hall of the headquarters.
"Why now?" Amid laughter, Yoo Jae-seok asked.
"Because there are commercials." Kim Hyun Mao spoke.
After shaking hands, Kim Hyun Mo sat down in his place.
"First of all, thank you for here." Liu Zaishi spoke: "You are nine of our 21 private candidates. For you, we have prepared such a meeting. ”
Amid the applause, Liu Zaishi continued: "Today is a discussion meeting to test whether there is a private xthman qualification. First of all. To explain why I want to be a private xthman, you can tell me in 30 seconds. First of all, Li Hurry. ”
"Because I have ambitions for variety shows......" Li Hurry stood up and spoke seriously, but in an instant he broke his own merits: "Okay." I'll be honest, it's because our president has ambitions for variety shows, and I was about to go to bed, so he sent someone to pull me here. ”
Liu Zaishi couldn't help laughing, and the rest of the people laughed.
"President. I'm a writer, a writer! You want me to participate in online dramas, you want me to participate in variety shows, and even ask me to study music, what are you doing! Li hurriedly said loudly to the camera, complaining about his dissatisfaction. The rest of the people were going crazy with laughter.
Cui Siyuan, who was sitting next to Li Hur, pulled him and spoke: "Idol, idol." ”
Li hurriedly straightened up: "Miane, I flirted with Smecta." ”
"Fun character." Haha spoke.
"Let's start laughing now." Zheng Hengdun said.
"Alright, alright. Let's let the rest of us get started. Liu Zaishi spoke.
……
The nine finished speaking. Liu Zaishi spoke: "The first topic of the appraisal candidate seminar, read your own bad post, we will use the number of beats to evaluate your ability, everyone, please start." ”
"You can test the people who are always scolded." Haha looked at Park Myung-so and said.
"Yikes!" Park Myung-so scolded and was about to rush to haha, but was pressed by Yoo Jae-seok.
At the beginning of the test, Park Myung-so's heart rate index was 63. When Liu Zaishi read the first sentence of the evil post directly copied from the Internet, his heartbeat began to rise slowly.
"Park Myung-so, why do you look like a bird." Liu Zaishi reads.
Park Myung-so's heartbeat rose to 78.
"Okay guys, the demonstration is done, it's time to verify yours. Now read for yourselves what you have to say. Liu Zaishi clapped his hands and said.
"The first one, starting with Jiang Juncheng."
……
"It's time for Li to hurry, please read your bad comments." Liu Zaishi's tone was slightly high, and he said.
"Touch! It was me who heard it. Are seniors so happy? Li hurriedly looked at him depressedly and said.
"Haha......" everyone laughed, haha clapped his hands and said: "I've become a senior again, I've become a senior again, I'm really a cute guy!" ”
Liu Zaishi said with a smile: "Okay, let's get ready and start." ”
Li Hur nodded, picked up his bad comment and read: "Li Hur." Who is he, how can he be a candidate, it is better for a pig to go up than for him. ”
"The classmate who sent this comment, I suspect that you are targeting the program team."
Liu Zaishi smiled and said: "The heartbeat is 79, it seems that this level is not okay, and besides, he can still provoke." ”
Li hurriedly continued to read: "How can an infinite challenge allow one. Join in, go back to your own country. ”
After a pause, Li Hur looked at the camera and said, "Please cut this paragraph, I don't know about this kind of humiliation. How can Hua's comments be selected by the program team, but something will definitely happen after the broadcast. ”
The filming was temporarily stopped, and after some discussion, the writers of the program team decided to cut this paragraph, and thanked Li Hur for a rare time. In today's globalized world, unlimited challenges have long been not limited to South Korea. The country also has some countless fans, and they can't chill their hearts.
"I don't want to imagine it, but I feel like there's going to be a lot of hair all over my body." Kim Hyun Mo stood up and read.
Haha from the chest to the bottom of the stomach: "Are the hairs on the body connected?" ”
"Poof......" The people present burst into laughter.
"Do you have to use your hands?" Jin Xuanmao said speechlessly.
"Miane, Miane." Haha hurriedly apologized.
"Jin Xuanmao's face looks like a dog." The heartbeat value rises to 114.
"The man I don't want to date the most in reality, Kim Hyun Mo."
"Let's do less shows in the future."
"Do you think you're doing a good job? Heh......" Kim Hyun Mo paused as he read this.
"Can you continue?" Yoo Jae-seok asked.
"That's it." Kim Hyun Mo sat down in his place injured.
……
This is the end of the first verification, and the candidate verification seminar enters the second topic, the black history disclosure.
"This is a session to check your mental strength, and we have prepared previous photos for you. The first place, Li Hurry. Liu Zaishi said, taking out a photo.
The people present burst into laughter, only to see that in the photo, Li Hur was sleeping on his back in the nanny's car, his mouth was wide open, and there was even saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth.
"Touch. How can you have this, it's not ps. Li hurriedly smiled and was about to go up to snatch it, but was pushed back to his original position and sat down by Liu Zaishi with a smile.
the next ugly photo of Guangxi; Zhang Dongmin's gangster's yellow hair and a photo of a woman dressed up and wearing briefs; Choi Siwon's women's outfit, sporty style, through the light between the crotch; Hong Jinjing's old makeup photos; Xu Zhangxun's migrant worker style, weird photos with big mouths; Kim Hyun Mo with glasses, photo of Kim Hyun Mo covered with chest hair; All of them caused everyone's laughter.
"Guys, here we are, Part 1 is over, see you in Part 2 later." Liu Zaishi said, paused and continued: "Okay, let's start 2 parts." ”
Hong Zhenjing clapped his hands and collapsed on the table, "Haha, ah, let's start now!" ”
The third topic of the alternate appraisal seminar, human qualifications, has officially begun. (To be continued.) )