Chapter 36: Couplet
When I arrived at the entrance of the market, Ah Umbrella was startled, there were too many people, especially the female monks, there were not many female monks in the sect, and it seemed that all the female monks had come out at this time.
"Senior Brother Changyu!"
"Isn't that Senior Brother Changyu, who is the nun beside him? I haven't seen it. ”
"How could Senior Brother Changyu come to Fang City?"
"The short-haired nun next to her is really ugly, and she dares to walk beside Senior Brother Changyu, this foil, hehe"
Ah Umbrella frowned, and several groups of female cultivators were talking about it, which was really noisy. Reaching out and pulling up the cuffs of the long fish robe, he pulled him out of the market.
It's really a popular person, and he makes people cause trouble for no reason, he is a celestial person, and he is an ugly person.
"You've got to change your look."
In the corner outside the city, Ah Umbrella said a little angrily, if Changyu still has this face, he will definitely not be able to go on today. In addition, where is he ugly, his eyebrows are clear, and he is comfortable to look at.
Changyu touched his face and said, "Only after the Yuan Infant Period can I transform my appearance, and I will build the foundation." Ah Umbrella raised his eyebrows, believing that he was Zhuji might as well believe that he was the Yuan Baby.
"Then use the magic weapon to change your appearance."
"I don't have such a magic weapon."
Ah Umbrella's eyebrows were piled high, and he took out a mask as thin as a cicada's wings from the black iron ring, and handed it to Changyu: "Use this." ”
And said, "Remember to give me back." "She is also a disguise magic weapon, which is still in the black iron ring.
Changyu was noncommittal, took the mask and put it on, and a handsome-looking man appeared in front of Ah Umbrella. Ah Umbrella stared at the unfamiliar face for a few seconds, and said, "It's uglier." ”
In the next second, a three-inch-long scar appeared on the man's face, destroying the intact face and adding a little ruffianism. The man spoke, his voice rough but still cold: "It can't be ugly anymore." ”
Ah Umbrella raised his eyebrows, looked at it carefully, nodded reluctantly, and said, "Okay, then let's enter Fang City." ”
"There's no hurry, there's still something to be done."
"Huh?"
"I'm afraid that your appearance will also be remembered, even if I change my appearance and go in with you, I will be guessed."
Is it? Ah Umbrella pinned the falling hair behind his ears, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I don't have a second magic weapon, besides, those female cultivators wouldn't have thought that their peerless Senior Brother Changyu would be so arrogant." ”
Sure enough, when they entered Fang City again, no one noticed the two of them. Even a few people who remembered Ah Umbrella's face saw the scar man on the side, and quickly turned their eyes away.
Changyu followed behind Ah Umbrella and watched her enter one shop after another and buy countless small things. This was also the first time he knew that at the end of the year, the elixir shop would still sell candy, and the weapon shop would sell fireworks.
"Come on, come on, write a couplet, one stroke of ten lower grade spirit stones."
Ah Umbrella bought a good Lingzhi and left the store, and he heard this shout. Looking for prestige, a small stall not far away, a table and one person, red couplets on the table, and everyone holding a pen.
The people in front of the stall continued to walk forward as if they had not heard, as if they were used to it. Ah Umbrella looked at Changyu, and Changyu shook his head, indicating that he didn't know about the situation.
"Ah umbrella, go to that stall and have a look." Jiufang suddenly spoke.
Ah Umbrella responded and walked towards the stall, but Changyu still followed without saying a word.
"Fairy, do you want to write a couplet? Ten low-grade spirit stones, the price is fair, and Tong Su is not bullied. "The stall owner is a thin man in his thirties, like a wandering painter.
"What's so special about your couplet, that you actually want ten lower-grade spirit stones?" Ah Umbrella's eyes swept over the table, and there were only six red couplets, two vertical and one horizontal, a total of two groups.
Not a word.
"The couplet I wrote is not an ordinary thing, it can make you enlightened, and it can help you break through."
"Doing business is about being real, and there is no basis for words. You have no display, no samples, and even the disciples passing by are reluctant to stop, I'm afraid it's fake. ”
When the thin man heard Ah Yu's words, his face turned red, and he spit out a sentence after holding back for a long time: "You are slandering." ”
Ah Umbrella raised his eyebrows, the man's demeanor did not seem to be fake, and Changyu stared at the pen in the man's hand, thoughtful.
"Don't want money, you're cheating the sect disciples again." A male voice interjected, and the person came over the long fish behind Ah Umbrella and smiled at Ah Umbrella.
"Senior Brother Yang Xin."
"Rong and junior sister, don't believe this guy's acting skills, every time at the end of the year, he comes to fool the same door to buy couplets, it's really a waste of money, don't want this name. At first, some rich fools believed it and bought it at a great price," Yang Xin smiled at the thin man and said, "It's useless, and the writing is extremely ugly." ”
"You're insulting Sven!"
Just when Ah Umbrella was puzzled, Jiufang finally responded: "Umbrella girl, buy a couplet." ”
Ah Umbrella moved, and just wanted to open his mouth, he was preempted-
"Write me a couplet." The rough and cold voice was the long fish standing behind Ah Umbrella. Ah Umbrella turned his head and looked at the eyes of the thin man looking at the brush in the thin man's hand, and also looked over, but did not find anything special.
"This junior brother, don't be deceived, this couplet is really not worth a few dollars." Yang Xin heard the scarred man open his mouth to buy couplets, and hurriedly persuaded him.
"Hey, hey! It's okay if you don't buy it, but don't mess with my business. This little brother, I will keep you and buy it, and you will definitely not lose money. Don't step forward for money, and push Yang Xin out of the stall, Yang Xin saw that the man with the scar didn't react, and he looked like he was buying, flicked his sleeves, and said, "I persuaded you!" Don't regret it. ”
Before leaving, he also transmitted a voice to Ah Umbrella: "Rong and Senior Sister, you must not buy it." ”
drove Yang Xin away, Qian Don't have a smile on his face, squeezed away the umbrella that didn't speak, came to Changyu's side, and said, "Such a little brother, what couplet do you want to write, I am the best at twenty-one long couplets." ”
The long scar on Changyu's face was torn apart with the movement of his eyebrows, which became even more penetrating, and he did not answer the stall owner's words, but just looked at Ah Umbrella inquiringly.
Ah Umbrella touched his nose and said to the thin man, "Just write us a cross casually." ”
Qian Don't ask Changyu a few more times, Changyu just looked at Ah Umbrella, so he had to give up and turn to the short-haired woman: "You really don't think about it anymore, this cross couplet is not enough to show the demeanor of the two." ”
"Nine words." The long fish finally opened its mouth.
Qian Don't's face changed, and he said in a bitter voice: "These nine characters are even worse, I will write them immediately, the cross will be the cross, the fairy will say the cross first, and it cannot be changed." ”
The short-haired woman looked at him with a glittering gaze, as if if if he said one more word, her small lips would spit out the "eight characters". Don't dare to say much about money, so Laipi ignored Changyu's words.
Don't lift the pen for money, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, writes a book on two pairs of red paper, picks up a short one, and writes four big characters with a brush.
When Ah Umbrella was writing a horizontal criticism, he took two lines of couplets and looked at them, and his face turned red instantly, and he was quickly pressed down, leaving only two red eartips.
"Year after year, the truth is the companion, and the fairy road is a pair year after year."
The long fish approached and read out the pair of cross couplets word by word, and Ah Umbrella only felt that there was a rabbit in his heart, and "snapped" to unite the pair.