Chapter 9 Barbers and Travel
As soon as the morning dawned, Xiaopang asked He Xiaoming to cut his hair, and He Xiaoming asked Mrs. Ming for 30 yuan and went out with Xiaopang. The two came to the square in the center of the city, He Xiaoming found a newly opened barber room, and he and Xiaopang happily walked to the door of the barber room. Chubby nodded. The master spread the stool, threw down the cloth, and said, "Sit down, I have a famous haircut nearby, and you are satisfied!" Do you want to cut Andy Lau or Jacky Cheung's hairstyle? ”。 He Xiaoming said: "I want Andy Lau's hairstyle." Xiaopang said: "I want Jacky Cheung's." Xiao Ming asked Chubby to cut it first, and after the head shape was trimmed, the barber shaved Chubby's face, and shaved and shaved Chubby's eyebrows. He Xiaoming looked at the little chubby eyebrows and laughed. Chubby felt weird, looked at the mirror, and said, "I always feel like something is missing on my face, but I just don't notice it." After the barber finished shaving his little fat, he asked He Xiaoming to sit up, He Xiaoming suddenly changed his mind and said, "I won't cut it today, let's do it another day." After finishing speaking, he walked out, and after Xiaopang paid, he caught up and said, "Xiao Ming, why don't you cut it?" He Xiaoming didn't speak, just looked at Xiaopang and laughed.
After returning home, the fat mother saw that her son's eyebrows were gone, and quickly asked, "Where did you cut your hair?" How do you shave all your eyebrows? Chubby said embarrassedly: "Xiao Ming and I went to the barber shop in the downtown square to cut it." When the chubby father saw his son like this, he was furious and said, "Why did you make him shave all his eyebrows?" Chubby's face was flushed, and he didn't know what to say. The fat father took the fat son's hand and angrily went to the "barber" to settle the account, the barber was sitting on the chair at this time and humming a song with his figure-eight feet cocked, and when he saw a man and a small man walk in menacingly, he hurriedly asked: "Can I help you with anything?" The fat father grabbed the barber's shirt on his chest and said, "Why did you shave my son's eyebrows?" Do you know how to get a haircut? The fake barber said with a blank face: "Don't you need to shave your eyebrows for a haircut?" The fat dad clenched his fist, and the barber saw that something was wrong, so he hurriedly apologized and said, "I'm sorry I made a mistake!" I thought I was going to shave my eyebrows." The fat dad was furious and said, "You impostor, do you want to punch me?" The fake barber hurriedly begged for mercy and said, "Sir, there is something to say, something to say, can't I lose money?" The chubby father snorted and said, "How much do you say to accompany you?" The barber said, "Fifty." The fat dad glared angrily and said, "What? Only fifty? The barber was afraid and said, "A hundred is all right, right?" The fat dad said, "No, at least three hundred, or I'll smash your shop." The fake barber complained bitterly, thought about it for two seconds and hurriedly said: "Okay, three hundred is three hundred, and three hundred will be paid."
The fake barber not only hurt himself but also hurt Chubby and He Xiaoming, after Chubby has no eyebrows, he hides at home all day, He Xiaoming every time he asks Chubby to go out to play, Chubby always dare not go out, when relatives come to Chubby's house for dinner, Chubby also uses a brush to draw his eyebrows before daring to go out to meet relatives, the fat mother laughs when she sees her son's thick eyebrows, Chubby's face is flushed, it is really "eyebrows are the soul of the face, no eyebrows really have no face to see people".
The summer vacation is very hot, He Tianci and Mrs. Ming took their son to Guilin to travel, Guilin Railway Station He Xiaoming felt like he had entered a super park, Guilin's landscape is indeed very beautiful, He Tianci's family first went to Elephant Trunk Mountain to play, He Xiaoming saw an elephant drinking water by the Li River, and thought: "How good it would be if I could sit on the back of the stone elephant!" After visiting Elephant Trunk Mountain, He Tianci's family went to the two rivers and four lakes to play, and the two rivers and four lakes looked very poetic and ancient under the backdrop of the sun and moon twin towers. He Tianci's family rented a boat from Mulong Lake, Guihu Lake, Ronghu Lake to Shanhu Lake, after swimming two rivers and four lakes, He Tianci's family came to Wangcheng Scenic Area, He Tianci and Mrs. Ming saw Duxiufeng and felt that it was indeed very upright and beautiful, He Xiaoming gave it an elegant name "Singles". After swimming in Duxiu Peak, He Tianci's family came to Yangshuo County by car, as the so-called "Guilin landscape is the best in the world, Yangshuo landscape is the best in Guilin, life is not in Yangshuo County, and it is in vain to travel all over Guilin." He Tianci's family came to West Street with great interest, and the ghost girl on West Street kept greeting He Xiaoming: "Hi, pretty boy? Children. He Xiaoming also replied to those foreign girls: "Hey, ghost girl! Big sister. After eating a meal on West Street, He Tianci's family went to the Moon Mountain Scenic Area to see the big banyan tree in Yangshuo, He Tianci's family of three couldn't hold the big banyan tree with their hands, and then came to the lotus rock to play, and saw the stone lotus in the hole, the family of three was amazed, He Xiaoming came to Yangshuo, remembering that Liu Sanjie's movie was filmed in Yangshuo, and he also learned Shaolin football, the male protagonist and the fifth senior brother sang a "beautiful" song: "Hey, there are so many ghost sisters in Yangshuo, hey!" Yangshuo snacks are so delicious, hey, hey, hey! Ah, sister, brother, heart is happy, oh, oh oh, oh sister, brother is happy! The beautiful tourist next to her covered her mouth and smiled.
After playing in Guilin for three days and three nights, He Xiaoming's family went home with great interest, and when he returned home, Mrs. Ming kept looking at the photos she took, and said to herself while looking: "Staying young and beautiful is the most important thing." He Xiaoming saw that his wife was stinky and beautiful next to him, and he didn't see it, so he turned on the TV to watch Cantonese opera. After He Xiaoming took a bath, he took his own small pillow and went into the room to sleep.
Early the next morning, He Tianci took his son to the barber shop for a barber, and came to a luxurious barber shop, and the owner greeted him warmly: "Does Mr. want a haircut?" He Tianci said: "Yes, give my son a haircut" The master of the barber shop greeted He Xiaoming warmly and sat on it enthusiastically, He Xiaoming was pinched by the barber for a long time, one of the most popular pot lids was born, He Tianci looked at his son's cute pot lids and was very satisfied, and immediately asked: "How much?" The shopkeeper smiled and said, "It's not expensive, it's only three hundred yuan." He Tianci was heartbroken when he heard that children would have to pay 300 yuan to cut their hair. Anxiously asked, "Why is it so expensive?" The owner said: "It's not expensive, the shampoo we use is imported from foreign countries, plus the hairstylist with many years of experience in hair design to help cut it, of course, the fee is a little more international." He Tianci couldn't cry, gave the three hundred yuan in his wallet to the shopkeeper, and went out with his son in tow. The owner also said enthusiastically: "Welcome to come back next time!" ”
After the vacation, He Tianci began to work, and it was very hot in the workshop in the summer, He Tianci thought: "Fortunately, I went to travel for a few days, otherwise I really can't stand it." When he got off work, He Tianci was already soaked, and when he got home, he took a cold shower, and then wanted to put himself in the refrigerator for half an hour, and after drinking two cans of domestic alkaline electrolyte drinks, He Tianci felt a little better, so he opened the karaoke group, and his son began to sing, He Tianci sang in a majestic duck voice: "I always want to confess to you, how much I love life; I always want to tell you how much I look forward to life. He Xiaoming sang in his tender voice: "Actually, I'm just a wolf, and I feel very fragrant when I see a lamb." The two fathers and sons were soaring, and He Xiaoming's young voice should always be no better than his father's thick voice. The more He Xiaoming sang, the more he felt bored, so he began to drop the microphone and stopped singing, He Tianci was still self-absorbed and sang the patriotic song: "Ahhhhh
Half a month later, He Tianci's hair also grew, so he went out to get a haircut, He Tianci was daunted when he saw the luxurious barber shop at the door of his house, so he went to those remote alleys to find a hair salon, He Tianci thought that the remote barber shop must be much cheaper. Thinking about it, he Tianci unconsciously came to the door of a barber shop called "Yufang Barber Shop", the proprietress of the barber shop was sitting at the door to let out the wind, and when she saw a guest coming, the proprietress asked embarrassedly: "Do you want a haircut?" He Tianci nodded and asked, "How much does it cost to cut your hair?" The proprietress said, "It's not expensive, it's only thirty." He Tianci walked in, and as soon as he was halfway through his haircut, a man and a woman inside came out flirting and smiling. He Tianci glanced at the man, who was a young man, about 28 years old. I took another look at the woman, who was about 25 years old, and her charm was particularly good. The man stared at He Tianci, and He Tianci didn't dare to look at it anymore. The handsome man paid three hundred yuan to the woman and left, He Tianci thought to himself: "It turns out that the remote hair salon is so expensive, it seems that I have come to the wrong place!" The proprietress of the barber shop gave He Tianci a listless haircut, He Tianci looked at his ugly hairstyle, and thought: "It seems that I have indeed come to the wrong place!" Is this a barbershop? Finally, the hairstyle was cut, and the barber shop proprietress asked in a dark voice, "Do you want a massage?" He Tianci asked, "How much does a massage cost?" The barbershop proprietress said, "It's not expensive, it's only three hundred!" When He He Tianci heard the three hundred, he immediately said, "Why is it so expensive!" The barbershop proprietress whispered, "Three hundred includes special services." He Tianci was shocked and said, "No need, I still have something to hurry back." So he hurriedly stuffed thirty yuan into the hands of the proprietress and rushed out of the hair salon. He Tianci thought as he walked: "Why is the barbershop so messy now, what a mess of special services."
Back at home, He Xiaoming saw He Tianci's ugly hairstyle, and immediately said, "Dad, why is your hairstyle so ugly." He Tianci smiled and said, "Yes, I went to the luxurious barber shop where I gave you a haircut, and I almost didn't have enough money to give." In the future, I'll buy a set of haircutting tools, and I'll give you a haircut. He Xiaoming said: "Then who will take care of you?" He Tianci said: "Of course it's not you, if you let it go, I still have the face to go out to meet people!" He Xiaoming smiled and said, "I know, you want to call Lao Mali." He Tianci said: "I bought two mirrors, one to hang in the front and one in the back, and took care of it myself." ”