Chapter 31: The Great Misunderstanding
There was a deathly silence in the forbidden cave, and all the LED lights that were originally lit were blown into slag, and with the faint light in the corridor that was not affected, Guan Xiaomei vaguely saw the figure of Fang Wuxian tower.
This situation is completely different from what Guan Xiaomei imagined, she pondered that an ordinary person would become a god, not to mention the colorful auspicious clouds and the golden armor, but it can't be so dark and not see the sun and the moon!
Guan Xiaomei shouted tentatively: "Fang Wuxie, are you okay?" ”
There was no reply for a long time, Guan Xiaomei couldn't be so deadlocked, she tentatively walked into the cave, and patted him on the shoulder behind Fang Wuxian, "Hey, how are you?" ”
Fang Wuxian not only didn't answer, but also fell backwards like a piece of wood.
If it was a normal situation, Guan Xiaomei could move two Fang Wuxian alone, but she had just been attacked by the red light, and her body was still sore and weak at this time, Fang Wuxian suddenly fell and pressed her directly to the ground, and the ** back of the head banged on her teeth, and it hurt so much that she almost didn't cry.
But Guan Xiaomei really couldn't cry, Fang Wuxie's stunned and stiff state was extremely similar to a dead person.
What about the good recognition of ancestors? What about the gods who said good? A big living person was killed by you who recognized the second ancestor, not to mention that she couldn't explain to her eldest brother Su Yan, and she couldn't get over this hurdle herself.
Guan Xiaomei hurriedly stretched out a finger and put it under Fang Wuxie's nose, feeling it for a long time, only to find that there was a faint breath coming out, if you don't experience it carefully, it is basically no different from a dead person.
"It's good to be alive, it's good to be alive!"
Guan Xiaomei pushed Fang Wuxian away and got out from under his majestic body, she didn't care about realizing her previous wish to pinch her big chest muscles, she pinched Fang Wuxie's vein with her right hand, and shook off the cloth pocket she was carrying with her left hand, scattering bottles and jars all over the ground.
"This is Soul Breaker Grass, no. It's corpse powder, and it doesn't work. This is a night cry, a mad explosive, already furious and about to explode, and it can't work. Alas, after getting so many medicines, why didn't you get some quick-acting heart pills! ”
Guan Xiaomei picked up a bottle and vetoed a bottle, and after a while, there were only two bottles left, one pink and one black.
"Fascinated, this thing is probably useful to him! Stimulates adrenaline secretion, which is similar to the effect of a booster. Guan Xiaomei pulled the cork and wanted to pour it into Fang Wuxie, but seeing Fang Wuxie's body as strong as a cow, thinking of the consequences of eating the distraction, she suddenly felt a little shuddered, and quickly covered it and threw it aside.
At this point, there was only one bottle left.
Guan Xiaomei picked up the bottle and couldn't help but smile bitterly, "Mom, isn't this an urgent syrup bought for the third grandfather, does this thing have an effect on him?" ”
"Maybe it can have some effect, after all, this thing is full of fever and cold, chest and diaphragm, not to mention that it is very sweet, so it should be used to supplement glucose." Guan Xiaomei sat on the ground, moved Fang Wuxian to her lap and lay down, pried open her mouth and poured a bottle of emergency syrup into it.
Not to mention, after a bottle of syrup, Fang Wuxie's breathing rate was a little faster, and when he felt his pulse, it was also much stronger.
Guan Xiaomei breathed a sigh of relief, and then she saw the Optimus Pillar on Fang Wuxie's lower body, and she was so ashamed that she reached out to cover her eyes, but the fingers were weak and weak, and it was difficult to even close them, and it was difficult to cover the big eyes that were a little less reserved.
Perhaps feeling that it was unfair to do so, Guan Xiaomei finally put down her hand that was not close to her fingers.
She began to look at it unscrupulously.
"It's really strange, it's not the same as in the medical books, it seems to be super big, and it's so hideous."
Guan Xiaomei studied for a long time and came to this conclusion, she looked left and right, Fang Wuxie's original clothes had turned into dust, so she could only take off her coat and cover Fang Wuxie's lower body, ending the medical research journey that made her heart beat.
Fang Wuxie's pulse gradually became stronger, and his rock-solid muscles were slowly relaxing, and it was estimated that he would not be able to die for the time being. Guan Xiaomei's eyes were rolling slyly, and she was thinking about how to explain to everyone if Fang Wuxian was unconscious.
At this moment, Fang Wuxie's breathing suddenly became rapid, and every time he inhaled, there was the sound of pulling the bellows, as if no amount of air he inhaled was enough.
Guan Xiaomei, as a prophet in the clan, has been involved in martial arts, witchcraft, and poison medicine, and understands that Fang Wuxie's appearance of this situation is a manifestation of extreme weakness after the body muscles are relaxed, which also shows to some extent that Fang Wuxian is recovering.
But the more this time, the greater the danger of Fang Wuxie. His cardiopulmonary function is unable to provide the body with the necessary oxygen, and an external force must help him.
What is an external force? Undoubtedly, it is artificial respiration.
There are many methods of artificial respiration, such as prone back pressure method, supine chest pressure method, mouth-to-mouth insufflation, etc.
If Fang Wuxian was only suffering from a general lack of oxygen now, Guan Xiaomei would even have more ways to help him breathe, but at this time, Fang Wuxian could barely breathe in air because of the weakness of lung contraction, so he could only use the most convenient and effective mouth-to-mouth blowing method.
This method has the fastest effect due to the large amount of gas exchange.
Guan Xiaomei was a little embarrassed, but thinking of the doctor saving people, how could she not help because of the difference between men and women, not to mention Fang Wuxie's current situation, the culprit was her Guan Xiaomei, and what reason was there to let Fang Wuxian suffocate to death.
These thoughts flashed through her mind, Guan Xiaomei took off her mask, held Fang Wuxie's chin with one hand, pinched his nostrils with the other, leaned over and pasted her ruddy little mouth on Fang Wuxie's mouth......
Fang Wuxie's body was hot, but his lips were cold, Guan Xiaomei blew hard, then quickly raised her head, let go of her hands, heard an echo of whirring, and knew that it had an effect.
Guan Xiaomei became a prophet at the age of thirteen, and most of the time she hid herself behind a cyan mask, and she had been in such close contact with a man that she now even felt so disgusted that she spit out to the side.
While spitting out, I thought: It's over, the first kiss was given out like this, and the saddest thing is that there is no sense of romance at all, and the other party is still an unconscious half-dead person, and he doesn't even cooperate, it's like a one-man show. Why do you owe so much today, you have to believe in that damn prophetic dream, and bring Fang Wuxian here to accept the inheritance.
However, Guan Xiaomei saw that Fang Wuxian was about to die of lack of oxygen, and she didn't have time to feel sorry for herself, so she could only keep helping him breathe, so she did it for two minutes, mouth-to-mouth no less than thirty times, and finally let Fang Wuxian get through this difficulty, and her breathing slowly turned stable.
Guan Xiaomei was really relieved this time, put Fang Wuxian away, and lay down to the side and spit and spit, but she was secretly thinking in her heart, is this kissing, it doesn't mean anything at all, why do novels on TV say this thing so godly, it seems to make people feel comfortable?
Pity this prophetess, who has almost zero experience between men and women, and almost lost faith in human affairs because of this matter.
Guan Xiaomei wiped her lips again and again, but she couldn't cut her lips off after all, so she could only secretly be disgusted by herself.
She wanted to leave Fang Wuxian here and ask someone to come up and carry him down. But think about it and worry about what kind of beast will eat Fang Wuxian, and besides, if the condition recurs, don't burp all at once.
Her physical strength has not recovered yet, and she can't hold it anymore, so she can only tie her coat tightly around Fang Wuxie's waist to cover the vital point in it, and then effortlessly put Fang Wuxie on her back.
As soon as she took two steps, Guan Xiaomei couldn't help but curse.
It's not because Fang Wuxian is too heavy, but the muscles of this thing are all relaxed, but a certain part is still strong, and she didn't pay attention when she first put it on her back, and took two steps like an iron rod on her lower back.
Uncomfortable, shy, disgusting, and longing, all kinds of feelings were instantly intertwined, making Guan Xiaomei feel hot and a little at a loss.
At this time, Guan Bao's shout came from the corridor: "Little sister, brother, are you still there?" ”
Guan Xiaomei was so frightened that her legs were weak, and she knelt directly on the ground. She wanted to secretly go down the mountain, go home and get a set of clothes for Fang Wuxie to change into, and then tell everyone, but she didn't expect that the eldest brother had already found him, now that Fang Wuxian is like this, how to explain it to the eldest brother?
The footsteps are getting closer and closer, and the sound is definitely not the eldest brother alone, so that annoying Su Yan must have also come, it's over, it's over this time!
Guan Xiaomei couldn't carry Fang Wuxian like this anymore, put him back on the ground, and saw that the clothes didn't block the lower half of her body, so she hurriedly dragged it again. Just as she was tugging at the corner of her clothes, Su Yan and Guan Bao walked around, their eyes widened, and they were completely speechless.
"Little sister, you...... What did you do! ”
As a man, Guan Bao saw the tent erected by Fang Wuxian at first glance, and then looked at the mixture similar to saliva on the ground next to him, and he understood everything at once. (Actually, I didn't understand anything about this thing, that's really saliva!) )
Guan Bao didn't expect his sister to be so hungry and unscrupulous to vent **, but as his own brother, did he want to go up and slap his little sister in the mouth, and then say that she was shameless?
Guan Bao was reluctant to beat his sister, which didn't mean that Su Yan didn't dare.
This woman's anger was smoking, she and Guan Bao waited at the bottom of the mountain for more than an hour, there was no sound on the mountain at all, the more she thought about it, the more wrong it became, and she suspected that Fang Wuxian and Guan Bao were doing something, so she encouraged Guan Bao to come up and take a look.
I didn't expect to see this shameless woman faint in such a despicable way, with bad intentions!
Damn, this is worth it, my aunt and grandmother and Fang Wuxie haven't touched their hands, so you can be a slut first.
Su Yan stepped forward, slapped Guan Xiaomei's mouthful, and said hatefully: "Slut, I'll clean you up when I get back." ”
Guan Xiaomei was already a little unreasonable, and her physical strength had never recovered, this mouth made Su Yan honest, so much so that it seemed that she had really done something wrong.
Just as he was about to open his mouth to distinguish, Su Yan had already bent down to pick up the unconscious Fang Wuxian and walked out quickly.
Guan Bao sighed, after all, he was his own sister, and he couldn't leave his sister alone. Especially his sister is likely to be "the first time", seeing that she is still weak when she walks, how can he rest assured.
"Little sister, this time, you did a really good job."
Guan Bao stepped forward to help his sister, but saw Guan Xiaomei take out the mask and put it on her face, pulled away his hand, and said coldly: "We didn't do anything, believe it or not." ”
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