The days of college always pass too fast, He Xiaoming unconsciously read the fourth year of college, there is a boy in Xiao Ming's class who looks very much like a girl, this boy's surname is Huang, Huang is very popular with female students, Huang is also very popular with teachers, especially the male teacher Chen who teaches the basics of circuits is "salivating" for him! Every time he saw Mr. Huang, Mr. Chen's eyes would straighten, like a hungry wolf meeting a lamb. Even sometimes in front of the students, Mr. Chen said to Mr. Huang: "Go to my house to play when you have time, there are a lot of fun things in my house" After speaking, he looked at him in a daze. Huang laughed, but the girl next to him laughed. Once, Mr. Huang went to Mr. Chen's office to ask questions about teaching, and Mr. Chen taught and taught, but Mr. Huang couldn't stand Mr. Chen's "hand-in-hand" enthusiastic teaching, so he ran away, and from then on, Mr. Huang never dared to go to Mr. Chen's office again. He Xiaoming thought: "Nowadays, people are getting richer and richer, everything happens, men marry men, women marry women, and some don't marry men or women, I don't know what the world will become in the future!" But the Creator creates things that complement each other, there are men and women, mountains and waters, positive and negative, yin and yang, and once you violate the objective laws of nature, you will be punished, just as the easier spread of AIDS among gay men is a good proof." He Xiaoming does not mean to discriminate against homosexuals, He Xiaoming just hopes that everyone will be a normal person, of course, some gay men are born with the wrong birth, but most gay men are influenced by the day after tomorrow, so the little boy has to live with his father since he was a child'Very important', followed by doing more power exercises, usually read more men's books like "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin", and read less women's books like "Three Words and Two Beats" and "Dream of Red Mansions", of course, if you can, it is best not to read " Golden Vase Plum".

Learning is already the final battle, after taking the final course, the school began to take the exam desperately, He Xiaoming this time is "Lu Bu Zhan Sanying", exhausted, one subject at a time, let himself be busy parrying; When encountering problems, He Xiaoming could only fight the pawn with Zhang Fei, and hacked the pawn to death with an axe. After the exam, He Xiaoming went home, and tomorrow he and He Tianci were so happy to see their son come back, and they didn't have to listen to anything in the future: "Oh, cold, cold, cold Cantonese opera famous songs." The empty nester finally has a companion "temporarily". Mrs. Ming asked her son long and short questions, while He Tianci was busy arranging a table of good meals. At the dinner table, Mrs. Ming said to her son, "Do you have a girlfriend?" If you have one, you can bring it back to your mother." He Xiaoming said disdainfully: "It's divided." Mrs. Ming said in surprise: "Why did it break up, we used to fall in love but it was 'love at first sight', talk about one and marry the other, you young people now, only care about the game of life." He Xiaoming said: "Now it's different from what you used to be, now reform and opening up, everything is open, if you cooperate, you will come, and if you don't agree, you will be divided, now a female college student, you don't have a house, she doesn't want to marry you." He Tianci said: "Today's people are becoming more and more realistic, which is like our previous era of innocence, love is supreme." Mrs. Ming said earnestly: "The most important thing for the two to get along is that their personalities are compatible, what is so good about a woman who worships money!" I'm going to knock her out with a broom when you bring her home." He Xiaoming was a little embarrassed, only caring about eating, He Tianci said: "My son is handsome and chic, full of economy, and versatile, he won't find a good one, don't worry, I want to hold my grandson so soon?" Mrs. Ming said with a straight face, "Don't you want to? What parent doesn't want their children to start a family as soon as possible, you are duplicitous, and you are more anxious to hold your grandchildren than me." He Xiaoming saw that his parents were getting farther and farther away, and said impatiently: "Okay, I don't have a single word!" The matter of fate can't be rushed, but if you can't stop it when you go to the peach blossom luck, right? Dad". He Tianci smiled innocently and said, "Yes, too."

Back at school, He Xiaoming took a basketball to the court to practice shooting, and suddenly two girls came, He Xiaoming opened his eyes wide: "Isn't the most beautiful girl who gave herself flowers and gave herself a hot kiss at the Mid-Autumn Festival!" When He Xiaoming saw them coming, his heart beat faster, and he pretended not to see it. The two beauties came to He Xiaoming and said, "Can we play ball with you?" He Xiaoming said: "Of course you can, you can't ask for it." The two girls laughed. After playing ball for a while, He Xiaoming said to the two girls, "What's your name?" How big is it? The beautiful girl said: "My name is Zhu Yameng, her name is Li Chunhua, and we are juniors." He Xiaoming said to Zhu Yameng: "I seem to have seen you somewhere, it seems familiar!" Zhu Yameng said, "Really? But I know your name is He Xiaoming." Li Chunhua said: "The big star of the school, who doesn't know it, don't pretend." He Xiaoming said: "Yes! Am I that famous? Li Chunhua smiled and said: "Of course, you forgot who gave you flowers and who gave you a kiss at the Mid-Autumn Festival party in your sophomore year?" She is our big beauty Zhu Yameng." Zhu Yameng chased after her classmates with a smile, her face was flushed and coquettish, and she said, "Don't listen to her nonsense, I was just polite at that time." As soon as He Xiaoming heard the word "politeness", his heart was half cold, and he thought: "How can it be 'politeness'!" Don't be polite, okay? After playing, He Xiaoming asked Zhu Yameng and Li Chunhua's chat numbers, and He Xiaoming thought of it: "My 'spring' is here again, and my heart is happy." It's really "helpless flowers fall, déjà vu swallow returns".

On the weekend, He Xiaoming boarded his chat tool, but he didn't find Zhu Yameng and Li Chunhua online, He Xiaoming saw a beautiful woman with the screen name "Gold Worship Girl" online, so he joked with her, He Xiaoming said: "How about marrying me?" The money worshipper said, "Do you have a car?" He Xiaoming said: "Yes, I have a 28-inch Phoenix brand bicycle, and it is a front and rear stool, absolutely environmentally friendly, and you can also exercise, you can sit in the front seat, and I will shovel you to go shopping." The money worshipper said, "Do you have a room?" He Xiaoming said: "Yes, I have three thatched huts, which are warm in winter and cool in summer, absolutely no air conditioning, let alone fans, and I don't have to be afraid of earthquakes, but there are more mosquitoes at night." The money worshipper girl said, "Then do you have any savings?" He Xiaoming said: "I don't save money, now the bank interest is negative, saving money bank money can not be regenerated money, and it will be less and less, I don't want to save money after a few decades after my bank account number is zero, maybe I still owe the bank an account, I fainted!" The money worshipper said, "Then what do you have?" He Xiaoming said: "I have great ambitions, good plans in my belly, the opportunity to contain the universe, and the qi of heaven and earth." The gold girl said disdainfully: "You think you are Cao Cao!" He Xiaoming said: "I don't want to be Cao Cao, Cao Cao is so sexy, I want to be Zhou Yu who lives longer than Zhou Yu." The gold worshipper said, "Cut, you blow?" Zhou Yu is handsome and chic, and at the age of twenty-eight he became the governor of Eastern Wu, can you? He Xiaoming said: "Zhou Yu is handsome and chic, and I am also handsome and chic!" Zhou Yu understands the rhythm of music, and I also understand the rhythm of music! What's so great about Zhou Yu becoming the governor of Eastern Wu at the age of twenty-eight, haven't you heard that 'when you become famous at a young age, you will die early, and you will eventually become a talent when you become a great man'? Maybe I, He Xiaoming, will be the governor of the country in the future! He met the girl and said, "Zhou Yu has a beautiful wife, Xiao Qiao, do you have it?" He Xiaoming smiled and said, "Aren't I trying to fight for it now?" The money worshipper thought that He Xiaoming was fighting for her, and ran away with a red face. At this time, Zhu Yameng finally went online (He Xiaoming's little Qiao came), He Xiaoming hurriedly said to Zhu Yameng: "Why did you come?" Zhu Yameng said: "I've been busy lately." He Xiaoming said: "I haven't seen you online for so long, it's really 'looking through the autumn water'!" Zhu Yameng said: "Is it so exaggerated? Three days, such as every three autumns? He Xiaoming said: "Of course, since the last time I had close contact with you, I found that you are not only kind, but also very pure, and you are the lover of my dreams." Zhu Yameng said: "It depends on whether we have fate." He Xiaoming said: "Why is there no fate, haven't you heard of 'ten years of building a common boat, and a hundred years of building a common school'?" Zhu Yameng said: "It's a slept together, right?" He Xiaoming smiled slyly and said, "Yes, sleep together!" Zhu Yameng dropped a sentence: "I ignore you!" "It's offline.

From then on, He Xiaoming desperately left a message to Zhu Yameng on the chat tool, but Zhu Yameng just didn't reply to He Xiaoming, He Xiaoming asked the "experienced" Li Hua about the girl's heart, Li Hua smiled and said: "In fact, the girl's heart is like this, 'she will say no' if she wants it; if she says 'you are bad', it means 'you are good'; if she is coquettish and says to you: "I ignore you!" "I want you to ignore her. If she says, 'You shameless,' it means you've pissed her off, if she says 'don't,' with a straight face, it proves that she really doesn't want it, and if she says 'don't,' with a smile she wants it." He Xiaoming listened to so many "wants" and "don'ts", and he was confused, really: "Don't guess what the girl is thinking, you won't understand it if you guess it."

Since the last time I met the two big beauties in the sophomore year, He Xiaoming took the basketball to the court to practice by himself as soon as he was free, Li Hua, Shao Jiaer and Qiu Meng saw that He Xiaoming was no longer with them to practice, and they all said that He Xiaoming was 'heavy on color and light on friends'. He Xiaoming said: "What do you know! The drunkard's meaning is not in the wine, but in the mountains and rivers." A few weeks have passed, and He Xiaoming has never met his "dream lover". One day, storm, thunder and lightning, He Xiaoming continued to shoot and wait under the basketball court, as the so-called "sincerity, gold and stone are open", Zhu Yameng was finally moved by He Xiaoming's sincerity, and let go of the defense line in his heart, Zhu Yameng saw He Xiaoming still waiting for her on the basketball court in such a heavy rain, knowing that he was sincere, so he didn't know where to pick up a rotten umbrella, and ran over to He Xiaoming and said: "The rain is so heavy, why are you so stupid?" He Xiaoming wiped the rain from his face and said: "I'm not stupid, for you, I'm willing to wait as long as I want, whether it's wind, rainstorm, thunder, or lightning." Zhu Yameng's heart was completely conquered at this moment, the umbrella fell off unconsciously, and Zhu Yameng and He Xiaoming hugged each other wetly.