Foreign men are in a hurry to die, why can't anyone here speak English?

"Ben, don't worry, I'm feeling better, maybe I don't have to go to the hospital." The man suffering from heat stroke comforted his friend softly.

"Finn, are you really better? Why don't you drink some more water? ”

The man's eyes lit up, he took out the kettle from his bag, unscrewed the lid and let his friend drink the water, Fein felt like vomiting after just taking a sip, and hurriedly pushed the kettle open and shook his head.

There were still a lot of enthusiastic people around the side, and a fat aunt shouted at the two of them: "Your partner is suffering from heat stroke, I'll just twist it for you, it's useless to drink water." ”

"You don't need to twist the sha, drink ten drops of water, and you can get good when you drink it."

"Who brought ten drops of water with them?"

"What are you drinking ten drops of water? It's better to twist the sha. ”

The fat aunt was not convinced, and argued with the person next to her, her voice getting louder and louder, but they didn't want to think about it, can these two foreigners understand?

Fein felt more and more disgusted, he couldn't even sit still, and the whole person lay straight on the ground, so frightened that Ben panicked again, but no one could tell him where the hospital was?

It should not be called every day, and the earth should not be opened!

Seeing that the man named Ben wanted to cry without tears, Sisi was quite sympathetic to this foreigner, she squeezed through the thick crowd, and immediately broke out in sweat.

"HI, can I help?" Sisi asked in English.

Ben, who wanted to go to the hospital behind his friend's back, suddenly had his eyes lit up, and looking at Sisi's little eyes was like seeing God.

"God, I finally have someone who can understand me, miss, can you tell me where the hospital is? My friend is suffering from heat stroke, it's very serious and I need a doctor. ”

Ben was probably too excited and spoke a little incoherently, but Sisi could still understand it, she smiled and nodded, and was going to take them to the hospital.

Then the fat aunt spoke again: "Girl." You can say that Yangwen is too good, you tell these two foreign devils that he is suffering from heat stroke, and I can give him a twist and sha. No need to go to the hospital and waste that money. ”

Sisi wanted to directly refuse the kindness of this aunt, although it was very good, but after all, these two were foreigners, and Chinese medicine at this time had not been promoted abroad like in the previous life, and most foreigners were skeptical of Chinese medicine. Fat aunt, don't do bad things with good intentions.

Moreover, the pain when twisting the sha and the ugliness of the sha scars after twisting are not something that ordinary people can bear, let alone these two foreigners?

It's just that Ben asked curiously, "Miss, what is she talking about?" I seem to have heard a word come up many times, what is cow killing? ”

Sisi explained simply: "Twisting sha is a local method for treating heat stroke here, no need to take medicine, as long as you twist a few times on some acupuncture points in the human body to release the sha qi in the body, the patient of heat stroke can be cured immediately, it is a very simple and effective treatment." ”

"Acupuncture points? Is it Chinese Kung Fu? ”

Ben screamed excitedly. And the weak Finn also came to the spirit, Sisi looked at these two foreign devils, wouldn't they be Bruce Lee fans?

"Is it kung fu like Bruce Lee? It turns out that Chinese kung fu can still cure diseases, miss, we want to try Chinese kung fu, please kill Fein Niu! ”

Ben solemnly asked Sisi to perform the Chinese magic skill for his friend - cattle killing, and Finn, who was pale on the ground, actually looked eager to try, and Sisi was directly dumbfounded.

Doesn't it mean that foreign devils don't believe in Chinese medicine?

Why do these two want to try twisting sha without even hitting them?

It's so foolish!

However, twisting the sha is indeed quite effective, so Sisi said: "I can't twist the sha." This aunt is very good, and you can invite her to twist the sha for Finn, but I warn you beforehand, although the twisting sha is effective. But it hurts. ”

"Don't be afraid, Finn won't be afraid of pain, please aunt kill my friend's cow!"

Ben said categorically, and Finn on the ground also looked like he was at home, and the corners of Sisi's mouth twitched, and he wanted to laugh. What should I do?

"Auntie, these two foreigners ask you to twist the sha for him, I'm sorry for you." Sisi turned to the fat aunt next to him who had not left.

The fat aunt smiled when she heard this, put the basket in her hand on the ground, and said to Sisi: "No problem, auntie, I am an expert in twisting, no matter how serious the heat stroke is, it can be cured in my hands, let these two foreign devils open their eyes today." ”

"Aunt Yu, you have to show real kung fu, don't lose face in front of foreign devils!" The middle-aged man who had been arguing with the fat old lady shouted loudly.

The fat old lady glanced at him with a smile, and came to Ben, Ben looked at the size of this Chinese aunt, and thought that this aunt was still a kung fu master, and couldn't help but be in awe, Grandpa was right, China is really extraordinary everywhere!

Sisi took the kettle in his hand and sprinkled some water into the fat aunt's hand, and the fat aunt cleanly slapped some water on the back of Finn's neck, and then spread her legs, the index finger and middle finger of her right hand were bent into a hook, and the momentum on her body changed suddenly.

Ben looked at the fat aunt adoringly, and also took out the camera to take pictures of the aunt, planning to brag to his friends that he had met a Chinese master when he returned to China.

The fat aunt snorted softly, picked up the skin on the back of Finn's neck, and twisted it up, only to see the aunt's fat hand flying, and after a while, a purple and black scar appeared on the back of Finn's neck, lining his fair skin, and it looked so scary.

But the screams of that Finn were incessant, and they kept 'hissing', during which they called out to God eighteen times and the Virgin Mary sixteen times.

Ben watched from the side, gritted his teeth, and hissed with his friend, after seeing that terrifying scar, the admiration for the Chinese magic technique in his heart was like the water of the Yellow River rolling in.

The fat aunt twisted the same purple and black scars on both sides of Finn's neck, but when she twisted to the fifth line, the scars faded a lot.

"Come on, the sha is out, go back and drink more water, it'll be fine, and you don't need to drink any medicine." The fat aunt clapped her hands and said heartily to Finn.

Sisi translated for her, and added, "Finn, are you still uncomfortable standing up and walking?" ”

Fein already felt refreshed, although it was really painful when he twisted the sha just now, but the effect was really significant!

The Chinese magic technique really lives up to its name!

"God, that's amazing, Ben, I don't feel sick at all!" Finn said happily to his friend.

Ben saw the five hideous scars on his friend's neck, and the corners of his eyes twitched, and he only hoped that Finn, who loved beauty, would not be too irritated when he saw the scars!

Ben and Finn were very grateful to the fat aunt, and took out a few big solidarity to thank the fat aunt, but the fat aunt didn't ask for it, and left with the basket with her hand, with a unique heroic demeanor, which made Ben and Finn light up their star eyes. (To be continued.) )