School community, inside Shu Hongming's bedroom. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Shu Hongming sat in front of the computer, with a glass of boiled water beside him, staring at the computer screen, and the web page displayed on the computer screen was the forum of Shumi's house.

After Shu Hongming and Rice went home, Rice yawned and went upstairs to sleep, Shu Hongming had just uploaded a new chapter of "Buddha is the Way", and then remembered the interesting story on the Shumi House forum that Chen Jing said, so I went online to take a look.

Sure enough, in the "Today's Hot Post" column on the homepage of the Shumi Home Forum, there is a post called "Da Shu, Rice, Asking for a New Song to Soothe the Heart of My Single Dog" that generously went to Huangquan, and the number of replies is also marked behind the post, with a total of 25,000 messages.

Shu Hongming smiled slightly, clicked on this post, and looked at it.

The number of words in this post of generosity to Huangquan is 2,000 words, and the content of the full text is roughly what Chen Jingjing said, which is nothing more than Shu Hongming and Mi often upload entries at the end of the month, so he waited hard, from the beginning of the month to the end of the month, but he didn't hear the new song with the theme of "color", so he felt very hurt in his heart, and felt that his heart was like being chopped into dumpling stuffing or something.

In the last part of the post, it is a crying statement of generosity to Huangquan:

“…… Last month, I couldn't hear the new song on the theme of 'color' of Da Shu and rice, and I couldn't eat, sleep, and feel uncomfortable. As a lonely single dog, in the days when I can't hear new songs, I feel that my sky is gray, and my life seems to be missing a piece and is incomplete. So, @大舒, @大米, in order to save the life of my single dog, please write a new song to soothe my wounded heart. ”

"PS: Da Shu, rice, hurry up and release a new song, let's not be picky, even if it's like "Little Apple"~ Of course, if it can be marked as a new song for me, I will be even happier (pitiful), (snickering)."

Below this post is a message from a group of Shumi noodles who like water forums.

After the "sofa", "bench", and "floor" at the beginning, a variety of replies appeared:

"@慷慨赴黄泉, the moderator has been waiting for a month for the new song 'Color'? Tears, so do I! ”

"Ditto, Da Shu and Da Mi are so naughty, they always like to upload new songs all of a sudden, so I've been waiting for them to surprise me. As a result, last month, except for Xiaomi's cute "Song of Throwing Onions", the two of them didn't have any new songs at all, which made me look forward to a game in vain. ”

"Shumi Studio filmed "The Hangover" last month, and Da Shu is said to have been in the magic city for half a month, so he shouldn't be free, right?"

"Woooooooooo......oo As a single dog, since I became a fan of Da Shu and Rice, although they have abused me thousands of times, I treat them like my first love. And last month, the two of them made me wait for a month in vain, and my heart was broken. ”

"My heart hurts too, and it feels like our hearts are now like a sieve......"

"I'm also a single dog who was abused by them every three or five times, and I waited for a month in vain last month, and I asked for some compensation this month, Mr. Dashu~"

"Teacher Da Shu, as an ancestral single Wang for twenty-three years, every day by pairs of people who show affection for all kinds of crit injuries, today after work also saw two high school students on the road to eat a marshmallow, my heart is so stuffed. Therefore, let's also ask for a song that can make us feel more comfortable in our hearts. ”

"me, why are there so many single dogs on the forum? I thought there weren't many single dogs at all! Single dogs came to report, in addition, @大舒, @大米, for the majority of single dog compatriots to ask the two for a new song, we don't pick, any song can do! ”

"I'm also a single dog, and I'm also here to ask for a wave. I'm hurt by those damn couples every day, and now I just ask Da Shu and Da Mi for a new song to comfort us single fans. Our requirements are really not high, just a song, even if it's super ugly! ”

"@楼上的, do you know that Mr. Dashu is sure that every capital is a high-quality product, that's why he said, 'It doesn't matter if it's super ugly'?"

"Teacher Dashu, have you seen the resentment of our single fans? Hurry up and give us a new song! Otherwise, it would be terrible to be haunted by the resentment of our single dog! ”

"? Is this post a large collection of single dogs? I'm also here to join in the fun, @大舒, @大米, single dog begging for a new song! ”

"@大舒, @大米, single dog asks for a new song! In addition, we call on all single dog fans to come together and let Mr. Dashu and Rice see how good we are! ”

"@大舒, @大米, single dog asks for a new song!"

"@大舒, @大米, single dog asks for a new song!"

“……”

Shu Hongming simply read the message replies of some posts, and there were some useful comments at the beginning, but in the end, it has become a "miserable meeting" of all kinds of real and false single dogs, telling how miserable he is, how long he has been single, how single he is among his friends, and how much toilet paper is used in a month, and thousands of children and grandchildren are flowing with the water......

Of course, the content in this post, at a glance, you know that it is all fake, and it is simply a group of boring fans messing around - if it is really miserable, who has time to chat and browse forums on the Internet?

All in all, this post has completely changed its flavor by the end, but the purpose has not changed, that is, to ask Shu Hongming for songs in different ways.

Shu Hongming looked at the forum for a while, and then opened the micro~ blog and glanced twice.

Sure enough, on Shu Hongming, Rice, and Shu Mi's studio's Weibo ~ blog, there are also many "single aristocrats" who are swiping the screen for new songs.

Looking at the micro~ blog interface, Shu Hongming picked up the water cup next to him, took a big sip, and then squinted his eyes and thought-

Single fans ask for songs together, and any song is fine, it doesn't matter if it's good or not? That's kind of interesting......

Thinking about it, Shu Hongming's heart suddenly thought of an Internet song in his previous life, "Song of Singles".

"Song of Singles" was sung by singer Si Wen, and this song has also become Si Wen's masterpiece. Because of this song, Si Wen and "Singles" have formed an indissoluble bond, and are praised by fans as "Singles Spokesperson", which feels like a spiritual leader......

Speaking of the song "Song of Singles", it is undeniable that this song is very vulgar and saliva, but the lyrics also sing about the pressure, helplessness and sadness of men in society, which is a true portrayal of single life and is regarded as a singles song that has been sung endlessly.

These joking fans don't say anything, or just make a joke and give them this "Song of Singles"?

Moreover, today is the 1st of November, and there are only 10 days left until Singles' Day, November 11th, and the power of "Singles' Song" will definitely be maximized by uploading this new song on Singles' Day......

Shu Hongming was pondering, and suddenly seemed to think of something, and searched for the word "Singles' Day" with a search engine, and then was a little speechless-

Well, in this world, it seems that there is no such holiday as Singles' Day at all!

But no, no, no, no.

In the previous life, Singles' Day was originally an entertainment festival that suddenly flourished among young people, and since there is no world of water blue stars, let's create one! With the addition of the perfect song "Song of Singles", the festival of Singles' Day should soon become popular......

Thinking of this, Shu Hongming switched to the micro~blog interface again, wrote a new micro~blog message, and chose to publish:

"Good evening, fans and friends, first of all, thank you all for your continued support and encouragement. Last month, because there were a lot of things, I didn't prepare a new song with the theme of 'color', which disappointed everyone. In addition, in view of the strong demand from single fans such as Huangquan generously, I suddenly thought of a very interesting and fun song, and I plan to give it to you on a special holiday, I hope you can enjoy it......"

“…… Well, the most important thing is not to scold me. As you have said, you can sing anything, good or bad. @大米, @舒米工作室......"

Shu Hongming finished posting Weibo, then opened the song writing software, tapped on the keyboard with both hands, and quickly wrote out "Song of Singles" and "The Moon Represents My Heart", checked it, and clicked Save.

As soon as the song was written, Shu Hongming glanced at the time, got up, turned off the computer, and went to bed.

Of course, on the Internet, because of Shu Hongming's micro~blog, it has suddenly become lively.

PS: This song was originally intended to be written for everyone on November 11th, but the time in the book was really not enough, so ...... Happy Singles' Day to single friends in advance ~ Happy with me ~ (To be continued.) )