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This elective course is called Folk Culture, and I was there about twenty minutes early. There are not many people, and only a third of the seats in a classroom. I could see her wherever I was sitting------ she was pulling her eyelid with her thumb and forefinger and trying hard to put eye drops into it. But it always seems to be misaligned, and the clumsy look is really unbearable. I went over and snatched the eye drops. As soon as I opened her eyes and was about to lower them, Ning An instinctively raised her hand and gave me a loud slap that landed firmly on my face. Throughout the classroom, everyone's eyes were raised and they looked at us. Wang Zeyi, the senior Wang Zeyi, appeared in the classroom of famous culture, and he was beaten for not going to class. My heart trembled a little, for fear that those boring long-tongued women would make a big deal about --- ruin my glorious image. Because chasing Ning'an has made me "lose face", I feel a little hot on my face, hot and uncomfortable, I guess it is swollen. Ning An opened her eyes with difficulty, and saw that my face was red as if she had thought of something. I was annoyed by the feeling of being sorry and not being able to hide my smile: "What are you laughing at! You beat me, you disfigured me! ”

The good deed next to him jokingly said: "Classmate, you pay Wang Zeyi, wouldn't Wang Zeyi make too much money." A slap in the face for a daughter-in-law, why can't it be my turn to do such a good thing! ”

Actually, I'm very happy, Ning An compensates me, and I'm willing to let her fight every day. As a result, a familiar voice sounded in my ears again: "Senior Yi, what's wrong with your face, you were beaten by that little hoof?" I heard that you came to rub the famous culture, I came, why are the people here not friendly at all, then Senior Yi, let's change the class! The bodybuilding class is much better than that. ”

Ning An laughed while listening, and the classmates around him also pointed and pointed. My Wang Zeyi's reputation was completely ruined by this "crispy and glutinous" senior Zeyi, I can't wait to dig a crack in the ground and stuff this damn Ding Litian into it.

Then all sorts of sounds filled my ears until there was a sound of footsteps and the classroom fell silent.

Later, a very folk teacher walked into the classroom step by step with a big red book. Gold-rimmed glasses, a pair of black cloth shoes. Sanqi's hairstyle makes me feel like I have traveled to the Republic of China.

I stood in front of Ning An, and Ding Litian was next to me. The whole classroom was full of sculptures, and the teacher looked at me without saying a word. I hurriedly sat down next to Ning An and said to the classmates in the back, "Help me get my things." ”

As a result, Ding Litian took an arrow step for me, and said sweetly: "Senior Yi, your things." ”

I was extremely embarrassed to take the things in his hand, and the teacher looked at me again and said to Ding Litian: "I heard that I went to the zoo to sketch today, I think I can come to our classroom, it's a pity that such a good monkey doesn't paint!" ”

Ding Litian is actually very much like a monkey, and I laughed out loud when I thought about it. But I was the only one in the room laughing, and I had a sense of foreboding.

Ding Litian sat in the back seat very interestingly, I didn't want to see him, I didn't want to do it for a second.

The teacher looked faintly, expressionlessly, at the bottom of the podium. Then he took out a handkerchief and wiped his forehead, but there was no sweat but he wiped it anyway. It's very similar to the Shanghai "Old Koehler" that my mother said, but this one is more Chinese. He slowly opened the big red book, and I thought he was naming and said: "Today we are talking about the funeral customs in the famous culture, the old funeral, the etiquette is cumbersome, and the superstition is very strong. In the old days, the rich elderly people chose to do the longevity domain, and put two "longevity bricks", teapots, and oil bottles (called "longevity oil") in the domain. The word "longevity" on the tombstone is painted with red paint to show the hole, and the coffin will be changed to black paint in the future. To do longevity, you must choose two days, with the tenth day of the first month as an auspicious day, and I cannot be present. Sending off the ......"

I looked at the people around me as I remembered, and I didn't seem to be listening! This kind of class, except for Ning An, it is estimated that no one will listen to it! I tore off the notes I had just taken and crumpled them into balls. Shouyu, the tombstone is too unlucky, I'm here to chase my girlfriend, but I don't even have a son to send it off, who will send me to the end! After thinking about it for a long time, he figured it out after "playing a game of chess with Zhou Gong", and stood up in a daze: "Teacher, can you talk about something else!" ”

As soon as the words came out, I remembered that this was a class for folk culture, not a domestic anecdote commenting on Lao Cai. I stood awkwardly, and the teacher said, "What do you want me to say?" ”

Ning An looked at me with a slight mockery in his eyes. Ning An is watching my jokes, how can I let her see them as a joke? I boldly looked at the teacher's gloomy face, and said as plainly as possible: "As the ancients said, it is also romantic to die and be a ghost under the peony flower." So can you find a peony flower before making a ghost? ”

The teacher's face turned a little bluer, but he slowly spoke: "Say it well." ”

"Can you tell us about the customs of marriage?" I was out of the way, and looking at Ning An's expression, I knew that I was on a bar with her, "At least someone will send it to you in the end!" Don't be a lonely ghost! ”

The teacher was stunned at first, I was probably the first person to ask questions in his class! The eyes around me for the third time, the teacher still slowly spit out a sentence: "When your peony flower is found, come to class again!" ”

I looked at Ning An and said to the teacher, "Teacher, I found the peony flower." But this peony has thorns like a rose, what do you think I should do? ”

Ning An's face began to turn red as his gaze began to shift to her.

The teacher still said slowly: "The flowers can be broken and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers to break the branches." Are you right, Ning'an? ”

Ning An was suddenly called up, his face turned red, and he hummed indiscriminately! Then he came back to his senses and said, "No. ”

I asked Ning An: "Where did the teacher say wrong, could you please tell me?" ”

Ning An shook his head desperately and said, "The teacher is right, but I didn't mean that. ”

I asked rhetorically: "Flowers can be broken straight and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers to break the branches." What did you say was wrong? ”

"That's right." Ning An said to the teacher, "But this sentence is wrong when it comes out of Wang Zeyi's mouth......

I immediately grabbed the white and said: "This sentence teaches people to cherish time, shouldn't I cherish time?" ”

Ning An said: "If you cherish your time, are you still wasting time here?"

Ning An's words stirred up a thousand waves. I knew what she meant, but I asked with bad intentions: "Folk culture is broad and profound." It is the tradition of the Chinese nation, the quintessence of 5,000 years of Chinese culture! What a waste of time? Teacher, she is despising Chinese civilization! ”

"Teacher, he's distorting the facts." Ning An explained to the teacher, "He just went to sleep, and now it is disrespectful to the teacher to disrupt the class again. Respecting the teacher is a Chinese virtue, and now ask the teacher to let him go out and give us a quiet class. ”

At the same time, we pushed the problem to the teacher, and the "old Koehler" teacher said slowly, as always: "What the two students said is not unreasonable......

I didn't wait for the teacher to finish speaking, I felt that he was going to use the golden mean to be vague about the matter, so I hurriedly picked up the conversation: "Teacher, you just asked Ning An to answer whether she was right or wrong, she was self-righteous, this is not a good way to learn." ”

"Teacher, the flowers can be broken and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches, Du Qiuniang of the Tang Dynasty wrote to teach people to cherish time, this is not wrong. However, Wang Zeyi is wrong in some aspects, so I just spoke to Wang Zeyi, and did not mean to despise Chinese civilization. Ning An said righteous words, but I told her with my eyes: "You dig a pit, just jump down by yourself!" ”

I looked at her triumphantly: "Then may I ask Ning An, what are you targeting me?" If I have any problems, please tell me and let me correct them. "I looked at her as if I didn't care: Ning An, if you have the ability, tell us about it!"

I knew that Ning An would not say it, and I was sure of that, so I said slowly like the old Koehler: "Ning An, cherish it in all aspects." There is only one life, so cherish life; There is only one love, so cherish the emotion; Life is short, and it is not easy to meet a sincere emotion. Therefore, it is necessary to buy time, cherish time, and let the limited time become infinitely warm. ”

Ning An was speechless, because this topic was the last thing she wanted to mention. But the duck's beak is always one word----- hard: "Teacher, this is a classroom of folk culture, not a midnight radio station for emotional exchange." Teacher, you are an expert in folklore, not Zeng Xiaoxian. ”

The classroom was not dead silent but became full of gunpowder, and Ding Litian came out again at this time: "Senior Yi, that's right." Feelings, can't wait. He said to Ning An again: "Classmates, don't imprison your thoughts, you have to learn to penetrate, right!" ”

The teacher smiled slightly: "The atmosphere in today's class is very good, and our folk culture class has not been so enthusiastic." Then the teacher's face changed: "Please Wang Zeyi and Ning An go out." Don't bring the emotions of a couple's quarrel to class, go to my office and wait. ”

Ning An's face deteriorated completely, I walked out of the classroom stupidly and didn't take anything, Ning An packed up her things and was about to go out, when the teacher stopped her: "Take Wang Zeyi's things and pack them up for him." Don't forget the original intention if you have a conflict, otherwise you will be the same as a child in kindergarten. ”

Ning An's face stinked even more, and he reluctantly packed up my things. Ding Litian shouted on the side: "Teacher, I will also go to ......"

The teacher left a sentence: "Self-study." He said to Ding Litian, "Go back." ”

The teacher paced out of the classroom, and Ning An followed dissatisfied......

I smiled secretly, God you do treat me well.