The music version of Truth or Dare planned by the production team made Li Linhao's head bigger, he had never practiced the piano and had no elegant bones, and the song "Moon" made him really want to smack the broken piano in front of him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Zheng Yi"

The strength of the fingertips was a little stronger, the rhythm was suddenly messed up, and the teacher who was the instructor on one side smiled on his face, Li Linhao angrily pushed away the Gayageum in front of him, and said: "Ask, you ask some broken questions as soon as possible, anyway, I'm out of temper." ”

Liu Zaishi had been thinking about the question for a long time, and when he saw this, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and said with a smile: "Just now we asked Lin Hao which member he hated, and he said that he hated everyone except himself, and we were going to ask some questions this time that should not offend people." ”

Li Linhao's heart sank, and he had some bad premonitions, since he messed around, the overall scale and lower limit of the program have dropped a lot, and he is often happy with all kinds of hot topics.

Liu Zaishi didn't seem to see Li Linhao's vigilant gaze, and said with a smile: "Excuse me, what was the name of the girl before you dated QRI?" ”

"Oh oh oh!"

The members were excited on the spot, Liu Zaishi really lived up to expectations, this question is powerful enough, there is no routine to ask questions, I have a few girlfriends, and as soon as I open my mouth, I will poke at the core of the problem.

Lee Rin-ho was asked, holding back his face and not knowing how to answer, how should he answer, tell them that the girl's name is Kim Taeyeon? Well, tomorrow he will wait to go out fully armed, even if he is not killed by the eggs of the young fans, he will be surrounded by Yu Ji.

Lee Kwang-so was almost scared to pee, he was so afraid that Li Linhao would explode on the spot, but fortunately he was not so sensitive to that past now, so he just cried and said: "I'd better accept the punishment, this problem is more serious than offending you." ”

"Haha, then please extract the punishment content."

Liu Zaishi is not persecuted, he asked like that just now because Li Linhao was not famous before, thinking that his dating partner was a girl outside the entertainment industry, and now it seems that Li Linhao's dating partner may be a celebrity in the entertainment industry.

He dragged his hand into a small cardboard box carried up by the staff, stirred a few times and grabbed a paper ball at random, and slowly took out the ball, the members held their breath, Song Jihyo urged him impatiently, this guy must draw the most difficult, there are not many opportunities for him to make a fool of himself.

Li Linhao rubbed the crumpled paper ball, smiled like Cui Chengguo at a glance, held the paper and smiled easily: "The punishment is to take a few photos, hehe, I just peeked at a few punishments set by the production team, this should be regarded as the lightest." ”

Song Zhixiao was suddenly disappointed, and said angrily: "What kind of punishment is this?" There was no sense of expectation at all. ”

The more everyone felt bored, the more Li Linhao laughed wantonly, but as soon as he posed in front of the camera, Liu Zaishi, who was able to get pd eyes, pinched his face, pulled it out, bared his teeth and laughed: "Didn't you see the punishment clearly?" To take a grimace photo, your expression is not naughty at all. ”

The other members of the team swarmed up, a few hands indiscriminately destroying his handsome face, Li Linhao bared his teeth in pain and cursed constantly, and the scene of blocking left and right was chaotic.

“ok！ The photo was taken. ”

PD laughed back and forth and took a few random photos.

"Hey, do you guys want to die?!" Li Linhao was furious.

The members let go of him with a grin, Li Linhao rubbed his face a few times, and said angrily: "I have a grudge against you or what?" One is harder than the other. ”

Song Zhixiao covered his mouth and smiled: "We are here to help you better complete the punishment, if the judgment is not enough, you will be in trouble." ”

Li Linhao glared at her, sat on the chair with his hands on his chest, and calmly said to the program team: "Let the photo out." ”

PD, who was still laughing to death, nodded with difficulty, and fed back the photo to the big display, poof, everyone laughed directly, Li Linhao sat on the ground, pulling a chair with a sluggish expression.

The image he had maintained for many years was now ruined, and his expression in the photo was ripped out of various angles, so ugly that it was impossible to express in words.

In everyone's impression, Li Linhao has always been a cold man, but he occasionally shows his dark belly on the show, and now I don't know if this picture will lose fans? Shengli couldn't stand up with a straight smile, and said kindly: "Brother Lin Hao, is it necessary for you to put on a loveless expression?" You don't eat by your face at all. ”

Li Linhao was indifferent to this junior's sycophant, and raised his head full of sadness: "My image is ruined, you bastards~"

"Aigu, just as important your image is, you are better than Kwangsu and Gary here."

Haha expressed his contempt, and by the way, he blackened the giraffe and the dog brother with an old face, and even more depressed Haha added: "And not as much as the two of them have aura, one is the current trend, and the other is an ugly male fighter." ”

"Uh..."

The giraffe and the dog brother originally wanted to express their dissatisfaction, but when they heard this, they bowed their heads and smiled shamefully.

The other members, including Li Linhao, laughed more happily than them, and Haha even covered his mouth and snickered at the camera: "Aigu, look at Brother Gary, I said that he was an ugly fighter, and he was actually happy, haha......"

As a Monday couple, Song Jihyo has long covered her cheeks and cried and laughed, her "other half" is really angry.

Liu Zaishi smiled and pushed up his glasses, turned his head to Shengli and said, "Doesn't Shengli want revenge?" Or you come next and prove that you are better than Li Linhao in this regard. ”

Victory did not refuse, and nodded confidently: "Inside, I am ready." ”

"The members of BIGBANG have musical talent, and I believe that victory will prove themselves."

Li Linhao glanced at Kim Jong Kook, who had his hands on his waist, and said lightly in disagreement: "Shengli is good at singing kpop, this is much more difficult." ”

"Senior doesn't believe I can play well?"

The corners of Shengli's mouth rose slightly, and there was a hint of provocation, Li Linhao almost clenched his fists and yawned, squinting at him for an unknown meaning.

And then......

Li Linhao's face was swollen by others, and the song "Moon" was played smoothly and clearly, and even the music teacher on one side nodded frequently, bluntly saying that he was talented in victory.

"Haha......"

Li Linhao's deflated appearance made everyone laugh so much that he couldn't bear to look at it directly, he clenched his fists and coughed lightly, cheekily making excuses: "I only listened to it once just now, and victory has been brewing on the side for so long, it is natural to be able to play well." ”

"Cut!"

Everyone collectively expressed their contempt, and Liu Zaishi even pulled out Song Zhixiao and said with a smile: "Zhixiao has been brewing longer than victory, let's see if she can play as well." ”

"That's a certain thing, only a waste material like Li Linhao can be played twice and I can't figure it out."

Song Zhixiao shook her hair with extraordinary confidence, sat down on the floor and pulled the long qin, and stroked her hands up, it was really like that, she thought to herself that she had experience playing the Gayageum in "Frost Flower Shop", and she was afraid that she would not be able to handle a simple "Moon"?

"Hey! What the! ”

As a result, only a few minutes later, Song Jihyo was so angry that he wanted to smack the broken piano in front of him, and was hugged by Kim Jong Kook and kicked his feet with a big fire, laughing so hard that everyone fell.

Liu Zaishi porcelain with two rows of white teeth, his eyes were about to squint into a straight line, and he smiled: "It turns out that not only Li Linhao has no musical talent, but also Zhixiao, so ......"

Song Zhixiao has gone from being too angry to being reserved, covering his cheeks and saying with a wry smile: "Ask, I hope it's not too secretive/private question." ”

Before Liu Zaishi could ask a question, Gary, who was standing on the side, took the lead and pretended to be kind and proposed: "I think it is more effective to ask emotional questions." ”

Everyone's happy, this intention is too obvious, right? Haha even covered his mouth and laughed, and debunked: "Brother, you want to ask Ji Hyo-hee if he likes himself, right?" Hahaha......"

"Do you need to ask? We were supposed to be a Monday couple. ”

Gary was rarely witty, but in the face of a bunch of variety show old birds, he still looked a little immature, Ji Shizhen squinted his eyes, and asked with a smile: "Don't you want to be a couple on Tuesday and Wednesday?" ”

Oh, Brother Dog was embarrassed, he lowered his head shyly like a teenager, but he still said in a very upright voice: "Inside, I not only want to be a Monday couple with Zhixiao." Every week, every day, I thought. ”

"Hahaha......"

The most straightforward answer is the most effective love story, as an ugly male fighter, Jiang Xijian's combat value has already exploded.

Song Jihyo covered her face and smiled bitterly, did she create sins or did she do too many good things in her last life? Why send such a tough man to pester her?

"Ah, this guy is still so disgusting."

Liu Zaishi sneered and shook his head, but immediately smiled at Song Zhixiao and asked, "Whenever Gary says these love words, do you ever feel your heart pounding?" ”

Song Ji-hyo is sometimes very slow to react, that is the reason why she is called confused, obviously this time Yoo Jae-seok's raid has no effect, she is a little confused and falls into thought.

Have you ever had a heartbeat? Have it? Have it? After thinking for a long time, she asked stupidly, "Maybe, can I not answer?" ”

"Uh-huh."

Liu Zaishi smiled and lifted out the small cardboard box, and Song Jihyo finally showed a bitter smile.

Jiang Xijian is a sexy man, and he is very able to give people a sense of security, but she just doesn't have that heart-pounding feeling, maybe Jiang Xijian is the same as Kim Jong Kook, she is too gentle in the face of women, she likes strong men.

The really emotional dog brother is destined to kneel in the snow and sing "A Cut Plum", he can behave very max when it comes to other things, but he cares too much about the woman he likes, and always wants to treat her gently.

Li Linhao knew that Jiang Xijian really wanted to be with Song Jihyo, but he felt that it was unlikely, so he patted Gary on the shoulder with a sigh, which made Brother Dog inexplicable.

Song Ji Hyo's punishment is very embarrassing, he has to go to the street to dance a traditional dance, now is the time period for everyone to walk and go shopping, Song Ji Hyo wants to dance on the street where people come and go, that scene, it is embarrassing to think about.

She walked towards the door almost three times by turn, hoping that the members would find their conscience and save themselves.

It's already good that everyone hasn't laughed out loud right away, counting on their conscience to find out? Even Shengli clenched his fists and grinned, "Nuna Huaiting, I'm sure you can do it." ”

It's not a question of whether it works at all, okay? Song Jihyo wanted to cry, and muttered listlessly: "I don't expect you to save me now, I just hope that the recording is over and don't spread it everywhere, wait for Sunday to broadcast, so I have a buffer." ”

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense."

Li Linhao nodded first, and said very sincerely and seriously: "And in order to avoid your embarrassment, we promise not to go out to watch." ”

"Really?"

Song Zhixiao looked at them suspiciously, Li Linhao gave the members a look, everyone nodded tacitly, and promised not to peek at them.

"Let's hope the boat of our friendship won't capsize."

Song Ji Hyo muttered, turned around and walked out of the music hall, her figure had just disappeared, and the members who were still serious just now suddenly rushed to swarm out, how could such an interesting thing not be peeked? That's too unsound in variety shows.

"She actually really jumped, Aigu I can't do it, hahaha......"

Dancing like water and moonlight, Song Jihyo should have been able to dance a very beautiful dance in this beautiful night scene, but because of the attention of more and more pedestrians, she began to become cowardly, and turned into funny body movements, she stopped smiling bitterly while dancing, and she wanted to die.

"Aigu, what is this woman doing?"

"It may be an artist who has just entered the industry, and he wants to be crazy if he wants to be famous."

"Neurotic want to be an artist?"

The conversation of a couple who obviously didn't recognize Song Jihyo made her want to die, and she jumped at the crowd and ran back with her face covered in everyone's snickering, she felt that there was no reason to live.

The members who peeked near the door had already laughed, Li Linhao's body felt unbearable to look directly, squatting on the steps and covering his face and closing his eyes and laughing, Liu Zaishi, who had just laughed too happily and accidentally fell, was even more exaggerated, lying directly on the ground and laughing, hunched over like a shrimp.

"Song Jihyo is here, let's go."

Haha reminded everyone, but he laughed so hard that he couldn't walk, and finally gave up squatting beside Li Linhao, if he wanted to scold and fight, he really had no strength to laugh.

Song Zhixiao was angry and wanted to scold something, but when he saw that everyone was laughing badly, he couldn't help laughing along, and pushed Li Linhao funny, and scolded with a smile: "What are you laughing at, I can finally understand your feelings now." I'm ruined, you bastards. ”

"Don't compare me to you, I've taken a few ugly photos at most, and your behavior is suspected of being neurotic, haha......"

"Hey!"

Li Linhao laughed so hard that Song Zhixiao was so angry that he kicked him far away. (To be continued.) )