Chapter 358 of the main text volume is not scientific

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>Geng Lao and Song Lao took Tang Dou and Yang Deng and walked to the expert group with Tang Dou and Yang Deng in a low voice, and they also noticed that the old Taoist priest hurriedly walked towards them, but not far from their side was the door of the nine-story hall, and they just thought that the old Taoist priest had something urgent to go out of the hall to do, and they didn't care too much.

But no one expected that when the old Taoist priest approached Geng Lao and the four of them, he suddenly pushed the two little Taoist boys who were supporting him aside, walked a few steps forward alone, stared at Tang Dou among the four for a moment, and knelt down with a puff at Tang Dou.

This scene stunned all the people inside and outside the nine-story hall, and the person concerned, Tang Dou, was even more dizzy, not knowing what was going on.

Just when everyone was in a daze, the old Taoist priest who was crawling on the ground trembled even more, and said even more shocking words in a trembling voice: "...... On the immortals, the poor Dao Jueming bows to the immortals. ”

With a 'buzz', the hall exploded in an instant, as if 10,000 flies rushed in at the same time.

Immortals? I'll go, this old Taoist actually knelt on the ground and called that young man an immortal?

Is this also a performance arranged by Mogao Grottoes?

This show is inevitably a bit of a terre person, right?

Geng Lao and the others beside Tang Dou were blinded all of a sudden, and Tang Dou was even more scorched on the outside and tender on the inside by this old Taoist, and his head turned in circles vigorously.

In ancient times, Tang Dou had long been accustomed to being called an immortal, but it was the first time in modern times that someone called Tang Dou like this, how could this not surprise Tang Dou.

Geng Lao and they stopped and stared at the old Taoist from the moment the old Taoist pushed away the Taoist boy, and when the old Taoist approached them, he stared at Tang Dou with good eyes, obviously the target that the old Taoist was looking for was Tang Dou, and they were still speculating in their hearts just now why this old Taoist was looking for Tang Dou, but now they actually heard the old Taoist call Tang Dou an immortal. Several people felt both incredible and funny, and couldn't help but keep their eyes on Tang Dou's face.

Especially Yang Deng. A pair of big eyes flickered and stared at Tang Dou's side face, almost not laughing.

It turned out that the person who slept in the same bed with him every day was still a god in the sky. Why don't you even know about this, this old way is too good at spoofing, right?

Beans are indeed very good, but that is only measured by human standards, if you say that beans are immortals, then beans are too decrepit.

Aren't all immortals going to ride the clouds? Beans don't, I was still out of breath after walking a few steps on my back last night.

Aren't all immortals ever-changing? Beans don't, he still shows his feet when he coaxes himself to be happy to turn playing cards.

Don't all immortals have immortal golden bodies? Beanzi didn't, he almost didn't shed tears when he bit him yesterday.

It is said that beans are immortals. Yang Deng didn't believe it at the first time.

At this time, Wei Teng and Chu Qing also happened to buy tickets and walked into the hall, and happened to see this scene, Wei Teng moved his gaze from the old Taoist priest kneeling on the ground to Tang Dou's face, and he couldn't tell what his expression was now, it seemed that there was a little envy, jealousy, hatred, and schadenfreude.

Being kneeling in public by such a large number of old Taoist priests is not something to show off, if it is not handled well, it will damage the reputation.

Wei Teng didn't mind adding oil and vinegar to promote Tang Dou everywhere.

Tang Dou had a black line on his head, and stretched out his hands to support the old Taoist: "This Daoist, you may have recognized the wrong person, right?" ”

That is, the explanation of recognizing the wrong person is more reasonable.

But. This enlightened Taoist didn't recognize the wrong person, but worshiped the wrong god.

At this time, the Taoist priests in the hall who were still chanting the "Tao Te Ching" just now also surrounded them with wide eyes, and Jueming Taoist was respected in the Mogao Grottoes. If it weren't for the special care of the leaders of Dunhuang City today, and to demonstrate the process of Taoist priests practicing the scriptures to the expert group, I am afraid that they would not invite the Taoist Taoist to personally lead the Taoist priests to do their homework here.

But these Taoist priests didn't expect that Daoist Jueming, who was already more than 100 years old, would suddenly give up his homework, run to a young man and kneel, and say what to bow to the immortals.

Tang Dou reached out to support Jue Ming Dao Chang, but Jue Ming Dao Chang just followed Tang Dou's gesture and raised his head, just in time to meet Tang Dou's downward gaze.

Eyes like. Jueming Daoist was so frightened that he trembled and fell to the ground, and his mouth continued to shout.

The moment he met the eyes of Daoist Jueming just now. Tang Dou suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu.

Tang Dou suddenly remembered the night when he crossed over and beat Wang Yuanji, and the little Taoist boy who took him to see Wang Yuanqi seemed to be called Jueming. And when he beat Wang Yuanqi, the little Taoist boy kept hiding outside the door and peeking.

Later, when Wang Yuanqi took Tang Dou to the Tibetan Scripture Cave, he also specially warned Jueming not to leak what happened tonight.

At that time, Tang Dou didn't expect that he would come to Dunhuang again, so he didn't care about it.

Whether the Jueming Daoist in front of him was the Jueming Dao boy back then, Tang Dou couldn't tell it from his face at all.

At that time, Tang Dou had no contact with Jueming, Jueming took himself from the ancient Han Bridge to the nine-story building and didn't say a few words along the way, he couldn't even remember what Jueming looked like, besides, even if he remembered what Jueming looked like back then, but a hundred years of vicissitudes of life were enough to change a person's face beyond recognition, how could he overlap the Daoist Jueming in front of him with the little Taoist boy back then.

However, although Jueming's appearance has changed beyond recognition, Tang Dou's appearance has not changed at all, and even the clothes he is wearing at this moment are still the same clothes he wore when he crossed over and beat Wang Yuanqi that day.

Tang Dou has a black line, knowing that he is afraid that he will be oolong today.

Who would have thought that Xiao Daotong would live so long, live for more than a hundred years, and recognize himself at a glance.

Tang Dou coughed and stretched out his hand to support Daoist Jueming, and said in his mouth: "Dao Chief, hurry up, you must have recognized the wrong person, this is the first time I have come to Dunhuang, I am afraid that my appearance is very similar to someone in your memory." ”

Tang Dou can only use this reason to prevaricate now, I really don't know what Wang Yuanqi said to Jueming after he left that day, Jueming was so impressed by himself, he could still recognize himself at a glance after a hundred years.

Tang Dou used dark strength in his hands, pinched Jueming's two arms vigorously, and took advantage of the effort to help him up, leaned into his ear and whispered: "Jueming, no matter what Wang Yuanqi told you, you must not call me an immortal now, otherwise you will ......"

Jueming Daoist trembled, took advantage of Tang Dou's support and hurriedly stood up, glanced at Tang Dou in shock, hung his head and made a joke, took two steps back in a panic, and said without hesitation: "I'm sorry donor, it's the old man of the poor road who is dizzy and recognizes the wrong person, the donor really looks like a fairy I saw in the dream of the poor road, and the poor road is rude." ”

Sure enough, they recognized the wrong person, and everyone felt bored, as if they had watched a farce, and those Taoist priests felt shameless, and hurriedly hugged Jueming Daoist and left the nine-story building, and as for the performance of the homework, it was naturally stopped.

Geng Lao laughed and stretched out his hand to pat Tang Dou: "Stinky boy, I didn't expect you to look like the immortal that the old Taoist saw in his dream, no, I have to go back and check the classics to see which great god your kid resembles." ”

Tang Dou looked bitter, looked at Geng Lao and said, "Uncle Geng, do you think that I haven't made enough troubles, and I'm going to fall into the well and throw a grinding disc down." ”

Geng Lao laughed, stretched out his hand and took Tang Dou's arm and walked to the people in the expert group who had already come over, and said with a smile: "Come, I'll introduce you to a few old friends." ”

There was no drama to watch, Wei Teng tilted his head and asked Chu Qing: "Eh, you help me think about it, see how you can discredit that kid?" ”

Chu Qing looked embarrassed, looked at Wei Teng and said, "Actually, there is not such a big festival between the two of you, I think it will be forgotten." ”

Wei Teng's eyes widened: "Am I asking for your opinion?" Think to Lao Tzu. ”

"Eh", Chu Qing closed his mouth with interest.

Over there, Tang Dou shook hands with the experts introduced to him by Geng Lao with a smile on his face, and after hearing that Tang Dou was Yang Yiyan's son-in-law and Zhou Fushi's apprentice, they also showed great enthusiasm for Tang Dou and Yang Deng, and they talked happily with each other, and Tang Dou's hands were also full of business cards.

Yang Deng, who was holding Tang Dou's arm, only kept a polite smile, greeting people moderately, but a pair of eyes secretly looked at Tang Dou from time to time.

When Tang Dou was helping Jueming Daoist to get up just now, in order to avoid the gaze of Geng Lao, Song Lao and others, he could only turn his head sideways and whisper in the ear of Jueming Daoist's side, although the movement was very small, but it was exactly the angle that Yang Deng was in, and she could clearly see what Tang Dou said in Jueming Daoist's ear.

And after hearing Tang Dou's whisper, the Jueming Daoist immediately stood up, confessing that he had recognized the wrong person, or the wrong god, and left in a hurry without even daring to look at Tang Dou.

Kill Yang Deng Yang Deng will not believe that there is nothing greasy in this, but what is this greasy?

In this distant Dunhuang, there is an old Taoist who is more than 100 years old and knows Douzi.

Could it be that Douzi rushed all the way to Dunhuang to see this old Taoist?

But what about the immortals in the mouth of the old Taoist?

According to the modern logic that Yang Deng knew, Yang Deng was completely confused.

There is no logic at all to connect things together, which makes Yang Deng feel like he has fallen into a mystery, no matter which line he analyzes, it will not make sense.

To paraphrase a once-popular phrase, this is unscientific. (To be continued.) )