Chapter 122: Raise your eyebrows
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On the outer ring road near the provincial capital, two traffic policemen, an old man and a young man, are patrolling in a law enforcement car, and the two are driving an old-fashioned Nissan Tiida, the car looks very bright on the outside, and the words of law enforcement are painted with white and blue paint, but the operating table inside has long been dilapidated, the imitation leather seat has long been thorny, and the backrest has been rubbed white. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The two traffic policemen were the two old brothers who were following Ling Yang and the Thirteenth Prince on the highway at that time, and they didn't catch up with the three cars driven by Ling Yang and his party that time, and they were angry, and after returning to the unit, they angrily recounted the situation at that time, and found the leader to apply for a new car with good performance.
The captain of the traffic police team was shy enough to have a big belly comparable to that of a pregnant woman in October, patted the old traffic policeman's shoulder and said earnestly: "Lao Hu, Xiao Wang has just joined the work and doesn't understand the rules, why are you messing around?" The financial situation of our traffic police force is not good, you don't know, we didn't complete the fine task last year, and even half of the cost was not approved, and even the curtains in my office were still fooled with sheets, how can the bureau have the money to change you to a new car? ā
Lao Hu obviously has a good relationship with the captain, although he knows that the captain is telling the truth, he can't help but widen his eyes: "I understand the situation in the bureau, and I also know that what you said is true, but no matter how poor you are, you can't save money in the law enforcement car!" I've been in the traffic police force for most of my life, which year did we complete the fine task? Why? Isn't it because the car is not good? You think, just the two of us drive that classic car, it's hard to get a wheelchair, and it's hell to catch the speeding driver! If I get a Lamborghini, I can guarantee that our bureau will complete 1,000 percent of the fines......"
The captain was also anxious, and patted his stomach with both hands: "I said Lao Hu, why don't you talk with your brain?" Why do you want to give you a Lamborghini, why don't you say that you want to build a Boeing 747? If I have the final say, I can get you the sixth, so don't daydream with me! ā
Seeing that the most capable pair of partners in his team was obviously in a state of mind, obviously suffering a lot of blows, the captain was quite embarrassed, rubbed his stomach and said in a relaxed tone: "It's better like this, I'll ask the bureau for instructions, if it really doesn't work, allocate some funds to come down, repair your classic car, change the gearbox spark plug or something, it is estimated to be 18,000 yuan, you just look at it!" ā
Xiao Wang wanted to say something, but Lao Hu, who had been in the traffic police team for decades, was bright-eyed, nodded and thanked the big-bellied captain, and pulled the confused Xiao Wang out to tinker with the car.
After the two got into the car, Xiao Wang patted the steering wheel and played a temper with Lao Hu: "Brother Hu, are you having a bad brain, just what can we do with this broken car for 10,000 yuan, at most change a few parts, not to change the soup or the medicine." Why don't you know to fight for it a little harder? I was just going to give you another suggestion and you dragged me out, you ...... Alas! ā
Lao Hu took out a cigarette from his pocket and took two puffs: "If you want to say that you hairy boys are unreliable, you know a fart!" What did the captain acquiesce to us, do you understand? Do you know how much you can do with 10,000 yuan? Stop whining! Let's go with my brother, not to mention Lamborghini this time, it's not much worse! ā
Although Xiao Wang didn't understand what kind of medicine was sold in Lao Hulu, he still pouted and started the car, and under the guidance of Lao Hu, he turned east and west to the edge of the three major powers, and stopped in front of an inconspicuous house on the edge of Fufeng Street.
Xiao Wang raised the black line on his head and asked Lao Hudao: "Where did you bring me here?" What are we going to do in the slums? Catching a bike for speeding? ā
Lao Hu also ignored Xiao Wang, who had a lawsuit, made a phone call by himself, rolled down the window and threw the cigarette butt into the stinky ditch on the side of the road, only to see the two black iron doors outside the courtyard of the house slowly opened, Lao Hu asked Xiao Wang to drive the car in, and there was a hole in it.
From the outside, the side of the alley is just an ordinary bungalow house next to each other, after opening the middle gate can be seen, the inside is actually connected into a piece, there is a huge yard behind the shelter of the house, there are thousands of square meters, the ground is full of flat high-grade blue-gray cement, it is more appropriate to say that it is a square.
The most shocking thing is that the square is full of vehicles, including a variety of luxury cars that are rarely seen abroad, as well as some classic classic cars, like a large-scale auto show throughout the ages.
More than a dozen workers wearing wear-resistant denim overalls are busy around a British Jaguar, the Jaguar car that was about one meter above the ground by the landing gear has been dismantled beyond recognition, and the engine, electric pump and oxygen sensor inside have all been replaced with new ones, and at a glance at the weird and exaggerated appearance of those parts, you will know that it is not the original parts, but the high-power prohibited guy made in the foreign professional black workshop, if it is assembled into the Jaguar itself with excellent performance, I don't know what kind of speed monster will be created.
Xiao Wang opened his eyes, and guessed a little bit in his heart why Lao Hu brought himself here, without waiting to ask, a burly man covered in oil had already stood up from behind the body of the Jaguar car, threw away the wrench in his hand and walked towards this side with a smile, Lao Hu opened the door and got out of the car, and gave a warm hug to the big man, patted each other on the back, and the back of Lao Hu's uniform was already stained with the strong smell of engine oil.
The big man laughed and patted Lao Hu's shoulder, Lao Hu, who was only as tall as the big man's chin, was suddenly slapped and grinned, and dodged away from the big man's kind affection: "You kid is capable now, I will call you and ring three times before answering, is it itchy again?" ā
The big man didn't care about the oil stain in his nails, and said with a big grin: "Old fox, you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, don't play with me, let's talk, what's the matter with me?" ā
"Hehe, you kid is quite knowledgeable about current affairs, ask you for a little favor, help me pick up this little guy!" Lao Hu patted the hood of the law enforcement car behind him, Xiao Wang in the car hurriedly ran down, stood beside Lao Hu and looked at the big man in front of him, only to see that this guy was full of muscles, a Chinese face covered with green and miserable stubble, a square nose and mouth, big eyes and wide forehead, a few points of oil splashed on the thick neck, and the manhood was very strong.
Dahan smiled politely at Xiao Wang, then looked at the law enforcement vehicle and frowned: "How are you going to change such a broken thing, you know that I never touch the rags produced in the island country, bad craftsmanship!" ā
Lao Hu smiled all over his face, and said that he and Xiao Wang were despised by speeding cars on the highway, and seeing that the big man was still unmoved, Lao Hu simply played a scoundrel, pointing at Xiao Wang and said: "Shengzi, even if you ignore the love of our buddies for more than ten years, I don't blame you if you don't help me." However, this Comrade Xiao Wang is a newly transferred section chief in our bureau, who is specifically responsible for cracking down on modified vehicles, and when the time comes, he will turn his face and force you to suspend business for rectification, don't say that my brother didn't remind you! ā
Dahan and Lao Hu have been friends for more than ten years, knowing that although Lao Hu is a bad person in the public family, he has to do everything to eat and take cards, but he still attaches great importance to the feelings of friends, and he has a reputation for righteousness in the rivers and lakes, and now he actually started an ambush with himself, it seems that he must have been bullied ruthlessly, and after a little groaning, he nodded helplessly: "You shameless old fox, give me a problem!" ā
Lao Hu was overjoyed when he heard this, took out a pen and paper from his pocket, wrote down an IOU of 10,000 yuan, and quickly stuffed it into the pocket of the big man who was called Shengzi: "The bureau will approve 10,000 yuan, and you will be given cash in a few days." You look at it, we don't care about the old and the new, it's the same, the speed and endurance must come up, the fuel consumption is casual, anyway, it's a law enforcement car, and the fuel money bureau will reimburse! ā
Early the next morning, Lao Hu, who received the call, took Xiao Wang, took a taxi to the underground modification factory where he gave birth, and drove away the inconspicuous law enforcement car as he wished. The outside of the car remained unchanged, and there was no trace of passivity even in the interior, Xiao Wang just gently put the soles of his feet on the accelerator, and with a slight touch, the car emitted a strong and powerful roar. Xiao Wang was immediately overjoyed, his right hand continued to push and pull the gear lever, with the smooth clutch clutch, but changed to the third gear, the car has instantly soared out of more than 100 meters on the road, and the speed is not the slightest jerky.
Lao Hu habitually lit an inferior cigarette, looked at Xiao Wang with a smile as if he had received a mysterious gift, and puffed out a faint puff of smoke: "How is it, it's quite satisfied!" Then he put on a vicious expression, waved his hand and said: "Go to the ring road patrol now, yes, Lao Tzu must pay the modification money back, speeding rabbit cubs, prepare bank cards for me, wait to redeem the ticket!" ā