Chapter 255: Immortals also have to talk about character

This full moon wine is tasteless.

They are very restrained with each other, but they can't say that they broke up unhappily.

However, Mrs. Zheng felt that she was still responsible for creating such an atmosphere in her place.

She wanted to say, come often, see the child, but can't. The emperor has a lot of opportunities and a lot of family affairs, which is impossible. Xiao Han, without personal freedom, can't. Think about it, the one who can be intimate and affectionate together is only a little comfort around him.

Life is like the four seasons, but her life is like spring is too short, and autumn is too long, and she is always depressed and lonely.

Before leaving, Xiao Han said: "The gift for the little brother will be made up later, but Xiao Han has not yet thought about what he can give him." ”

A sentence reminded Yingzheng, it seems that he, who is a father, also has to express something.

"Go back and let the goldsmith give him a longevity lock!"

Xiao Han pursed his lips secretly and looked at the sky.

Ying Zheng frowned, didn't the gods agree with his approach? He asked, "Does the girl have something to say?" ”

Xiao Han shook his head and said, "The emperor thinks too much, how can Xiao Han be qualified to put a beak?" Whatever the father gives him, it is an expression of fatherly love. Xiao Han is just happy for comfort. ”

"No, the girl just has something to say."

Xiao Han glanced at Mrs. Zheng helplessly, this stubborn energy is really similar to Fusu.

"Okay, if the emperor wants to listen, then Xiao Han will really say it. Xiao Han would rather give him a toy and let him enjoy the happiness of the moment, as for the future, whatever! The more I think about it, the more troubles I have. ”

Mrs. Zheng looked at the emperor worriedly, what she meant by this.

The emperor looked at her with frowns. Of course the grass people can be like this, he is the emperor, he has so many things that he has not done, how can he not care about the future?

Xiao Han looked at his expression and smiled helplessly. Man's stubbornness is a disease that no one can cure.

This smile was mockery in the eyes of the emperor, and he was very angry, and no one had shown such a look in front of him for a long time.

But, she is a fairy, she is qualified to laugh at him!

But. Accurate. It's just not cool. It's not cool to be ridiculed by anyone!

"Isn't the girl really going to help?"

Xiao Han heard the ruthlessness in these words, is he going to kill someone? She couldn't help but be a little scared.

She is not a particularly timid person, but she is still afraid of people like Qin Shi Huang, who kills people as usual.

"Xiao Han said the wrong thing. It's not for the emperor to accompany him. He said. She was going to kneel.

Kneel. It is a compulsory subject in this era. To her, it's nothing.

Yingzheng was depressed for a while, and she knelt down. He didn't know how to get along with her, how could God kneel for people? He still has something to ask God for!

He turned around and left, he didn't accept her kneeling, he wanted to kneel, kneel to heaven and earth!

Xiao Han still knelt down. She was really scared. That kind of sharp look, she has only seen in TV series.

Mrs. Zheng looked at this result with regret. After a long time, she said, "Get up, the emperor is gone." After speaking, he sighed again, "You still haven't listened to me." If Fusu is here, he will have to be affected by you. ”

Xiao Han heard the dissatisfaction in these words, and she was also quite remorseful, she always couldn't abandon the superiority of "people who came over", and always looked at everything around her condescendingly or in the world, but this is not a drama, this is real life. If you step on the air, there will be no future.

Xiao Han thought that since that day, the emperor should be long-hearted, he should at least think about whether his words are reasonable, and then decide whether to let her go, or punish her. Unexpectedly, a few days later, the emperor came again.

His sharp eyes were scared when he thought about it, and Xiao Han decided to be back to the posture of a grass people. Oh, they call the grass people Qianshou.

She knelt down with a "plop" sound, "The folk girl Xiaohan knocked to see the emperor." ”

The emperor's face twitched, why did she kneel down again. How else can this be said?

Liang Chen looked at the emperor's expression and was stunned for a while. How can I kneel and be dissatisfied, how standard this posture is!

"Liang Chen, you go to Wutong Courtyard to take a look, what they lack, let people make up for it."

"Hey, Your Majesty, Liang Chen will do it."

Hunched over, Liang Chen withdrew. Look at what the emperor means, he has something to say to Miss Xiaohan alone.

"Girl, you get up first." Ying Zheng tried to make himself calm.

Xiao Han raised her eyes to see that it was indeed no longer scary, so she stood up. When he doesn't lose his temper, he's really a bit like Fusu.

"Don't kneel in the future, you are a god, Yingzheng wants to ask you for a way to live forever, and there is no reason to ask for people but to be bowed down by others. In this way, Yingzheng is not easy to speak. ”

Xiao Han wanted to roll her eyes, but she held back. It's hard to say it's hard to speak, isn't it already open?

Seeing the emperor's expression, it is very sincere, but she really can't help him, if she can help him, he will have eternal life, and she can be a fairy couple with Fusu.

"Your Majesty, Xiao Han is telling the truth, the emperor doesn't believe it, and Xiao Han really has nothing to do. Think about it, if I can help you, it will be a happy thing for everyone, why doesn't Xiaohan help? ”

"You-," Ying Zheng wanted to say, you want to help Fusu.

Xiao Han guessed what he thought, smiled slightly, and said calmly: "Your Majesty, don't be suspicious." If Xiao Han has any way to help others, it doesn't matter what kind of intimacy he has. There are so many ceramic workshops in Xianyang, and the experimental methods used are not what Xiao Han came up with? How much profit did Xiao Han personally get from this? ”

"Fusu has ambition and ability, but he has said many times that he wants to live a simple life and want the emperor to live a long and healthy life, so he lives lazily and idlely. Moreover, he knows that no one can control this situation, only the emperor can dominate the overall situation, and no one else can do it. ”

The emperor frowned and thought about it, what she said seemed to be what Fusu said, but in terms of proximity, she should still stand on Fusu's side, this is to show weakness for Fusu to paralyze him, right?

"Your Majesty, please don't think that everyone wants to be an emperor, Xiao Han is just an ordinary woman, even if she has extraordinary mana, Xiao Han doesn't want to be either. You see you. Thinking about the border fortress, thinking about the capital, thinking about the farmland, thinking about the military camp, thinking about the vestibule, thinking about the harem, how tired I am every day! Xiao Han just wants to eat today, is the family eating well? It's a change of season, should clothes be added? Xiao Han thinks that cats and dogs chase and frolic are interesting, can you experience the fun here? ”

"No one can live for anyone else. No one can think for others. So, Your Majesty, you are not Xiao Han and don't know Xiao Han's suffering. You are not Fusu. There is no need to speculate about his son. Let yourself have such a hard time. ”

"Your Majesty, life is too short, let's have fun in time. 100 years, 1,000 years later. Leave it to heaven and earth and nature. Don't think about it. The more open-minded, the more natural, the more you can prolong your life, the more you think, the more anxious, and the more you will hurt yourself and others. Whether as a grass farmer or as a family member, Xiao Han is this idea, you can listen and listen, if you can't listen, Xiao Han can't help it! ”

……

Ying Zheng stared at her two small mouths without saying a word, and when it came to it, she just refused to help him. Why?

Could it be that his sincerity is not enough?

"Girl, have you said enough?"

Xiao Han was stunned for a moment, uh, it's a bit too much, this is not a podium, this is talking to the emperor.

"Your Majesty, forgive Xiaohan for being rude." After saying that, she "plopped" and knelt down.

The emperor took a few steps back, why did she kneel down again, didn't she just ask?

"Get up. Get up and speak. ”

Xiao Han shook his head honestly: "No, Your Majesty, you better let Xiao Han kneel." As soon as she stood up, she didn't know who she was. She is a small businessman, how can she dictate to the emperor? ”

"Get up, if you don't get up, I ......" He really wanted to say, if you don't get up, I will break your legs!

"Ah, Xiaohan is up!" As soon as she heard that the tone was wrong, she jumped to the ground.

As a result, he jumped too hard and crashed into Ying Zheng at once.

"Ah, I'm on the emperor." With a thud, she fell to her knees again.

Ying Zheng is simple, and there is no way. Can we discuss it?

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration, businessman, she's a businessman! You can trade with merchants!

"Girl, if you want to kneel, you can kneel, but kneeling doesn't mean anything, how about we make a deal?"

"Huh?" Xiao Han raised his eyes to look at Ying Zheng, his step-by-step tone made people feel so comfortable. So do I kneel or not?

Still kneeling.

If you say the wrong thing again, you don't have to get up and toss again. Low profile is the safest, so it's decided!

"Okay, Your Majesty, you say."

The emperor was annoyed for a while, what did I say, didn't I mean that? You should mention the conditions! How does this work?

After calming down, Ying Zheng said: "Girl, if you teach Ying Zheng the method of eternal life, what does the girl want?" ”

Xiao Han cleared his throat, what do you say? Freedom, of course. Shall I just say a way to let him practice in vain and black?

However, this is a human spirit, can I fool him?

If you can't be fooled, won't you even lose your life? Maybe it will also involve Fusu?

"Your Majesty, Xiao Han has heard of some methods to prolong his life, but he doesn't know if it works, do you want to listen?"

"Is it just an extension?" Yingzheng was a little disappointed, he wanted eternal life.

Xiao Han nodded solemnly and said, "It's just an extension." If you want to listen to it, just listen to it, and let Xiao Han go after listening, right? ”

"How long can you get older?" When doing business, it naturally depends on whether it is cost-effective or not.

Xiao Han tilted his head and pondered, how old is it? The program "Yangshengtang" is broadcast every day, and I don't dare to guarantee how many years I can prolong!

Forget it, no matter, let's go out first.

"Your Majesty, if Xiao Han said it, would you let Xiao Han go? If you let it go, you won't catch it again, okay? ”

"You say, you say it first, is it worthwhile to let me hear about it?"

"Your Majesty, you can't do this, what if what Xiao Han said is valuable, you take it, but you don't let Xiao Han go, then what should you do?"

Ying Zhengyi frowned, is this questioning my character? "Hmph, my dignified Emperor Qin can still play tricks with you as a businessman! It's also too ....... Forget it, what do you say! ”

"Oh, I'll just say it." Xiao Han nodded, she should have put forward conditions for this matter.

But what is faith?

Oh my God, he's the emperor, and I'm a prisoner in his custody, as if it doesn't make sense to believe anything. He doesn't even care about the law, how can I restrain him?

He cares about his life the most, I can't take his life, can I?

It doesn't make sense for me to ask for money!

But if I don't want money, he'll think it's worthless. Negotiations are about what the other side cares about, not just what you care about.

"Your Majesty, Xiao Han has thought about it. Xiao Han wants wealth. Just a thousand cows! ”

The emperor's face twitched, a thousand cows, she dared to open her mouth, but, with the method of prolonging life, he didn't care about these thousand cows.

The question is, does a god who even knows where the gold mine is, care about money? She's playing tricks on him!

"Girl, are you sincere? Immortals also have to talk about character! (To be continued.) )