Chapter 261: "Angry Birds" debuts
It's a shooting game called "Enmity of the Republic of China", which sounds a little unnovel when it sounds like a name, it should be the kind of game with old wine in a new bottle, just relying on these beautiful models to attract attention.
But I have to say that Lin Xiao thinks that this family's marketing methods are good, at least these beauties are first-class, and those breasts and legs are really white!
"Hey! What's the matter with you? Qiao Nier pinched Lin hard and smiled, and asked angrily.
Lin Xiao hurriedly retracted his gaze and said with a smile: "Huh? What's wrong? Let's go and take a look elsewhere, I think this game is definitely not good......" Lin Xiao said pretendingly.
"If you dare to look at a beautiful woman again, I'll gouge out your eyeballs as a bubble!" Joniel said viciously with a wrinkled nose.
Lin Xiao sighed and muttered in a low voice: "If you say this kind of thing in this kind of place, it seems that my eyes must be unsafe......"
The two walked a few more steps forward, and booth No. 7 came into view, Lin Xiao only glanced at it, and his eyes almost fell off.
Nima, is this a game exhibition? If Lin Xiao didn't know in advance, he would have thought that this Nima was a brothel!
The white skirt is light gauze, and the red belly pocket inside is clearly seen under the light gauze...... More than a dozen beauties dressed in such costumes resembled ancient costumes, holding square scarves in their hands, danced...... I couldn't stop flattering the onlookers, many of whom stared at the occasional snow white in the red on the chests of these beauties in front of them......
Nima, it's so tempting!
The booth of this game called "Dream Cultivator" is super hot, and the trial machines on it have already been full, and the players waiting in line to play the trial are waiting anxiously. While watching the beautiful woman next to him perform. Nima, this is called a cozy!
Lin Xiao's footsteps did not stop. Everything I had just seen was out of the corner of my eye, and I didn't let Jonell notice it.
Lin Xiao and Qiao Nier visited a few booths, and Lin Xiao suddenly found one thing, as long as it was a booth with revealing clothes, sexy beauties, exposed belly buttons, and white legs, they were all popular. And those booths that wear more and have fewer beauties are much inferior, and there are a few who want to play the creative flow, a beautiful woman is not invited, and the stage is arranged very strangely, and the kind of booth that is very fun, except for the trial machine is full, there are few people queuing up at all......
Speechless! Lin Xiao felt speechless, is this a game exhibition or a meat exhibition?
Girls, you're wearing so little. Is it really good?
Shameless! Lin Xiao felt that these game merchants were really shameless, using the hue of girls to seduce the pure hearts of otaku...... It's so shameless!
But it can't be helped. Who makes otaku have no trace of resistance? If it weren't for Qiao Nier, Lin Xiao felt that she would have taken a few more looks...... Who doesn't want to take a few more looks, even if they don't have other thoughts, it doesn't hurt to take a few looks.
But the question is, how can players tell the difference between good and bad games now? Is it to see whose booth has more beauties? Or do you see which booth has the beauties dressed less? Or is it to see which booth beauty has a good figure and soft eyes?
What's going on! Lin Xiao imagined in his head the cute stupid birds in front of the Angry Birds booth...... I guess it's going to be over......
Although he hadn't yet walked to the Angry Birds booth in Hall 4 of the South Hall, Lin Xiao had already imagined the tragedy of that situation, because in Ermaozi's plan, he didn't invite beautiful models, because he felt that puzzle games and beauties didn't match.
Lin Xiao really wants to grab Ermaozi and kick it hard, now in the game exhibition, who cares if your game and beauty don't match! Lin Xiao even dared to guarantee that at least half of all the people in this game exhibition hall came to see the beauties! Just like his future father-in-law.
Lin Xiao is more and more cold, it is estimated that "Angry Birds" is going to be cold, and he dares to sell cuteness in the game exhibition known for his sexiness in that funny dress...... It's really self-defeating, with a clumsy IQ, why don't you take the sexy route?
The intestines are all repentant, but there is no use for eggs, Lin Xiao is going to see the current status of "Angry Birds".
"Let's go to the South Hall." Lin Xiao said to Qiao Nier.
Qiao Nier was watching the beautiful woman with a lot of enjoyment, and her saliva was about to flow out, and suddenly she stopped Lin Xiao and said that she wanted to go to the south hall to have a look, and immediately remembered Ermaozi.
"Your friend's company's games are on display in the South Hall? Go check it out! Joniel said with great interest.
The two walked through the crowd to the South Hall, and only looked for a booth with few people to go over, because Lin Xiao knew in his heart that the display planning of "Angry Birds" must have failed, so it was right to find a booth with few people!
It was easy to find the booth of "Angry Birds", and as Lin Xiao expected, it was deserted! It's the most deserted booth at this game show!
There was no one on the trial machine on the booth!
Isn't this Nima a little miserable? Even if half of them try it!
Not only was no one trying the game, but there wasn't even a single player in front of the booth!
Five stupid and stupid birds with different shapes were standing helplessly in front of the booth, and they didn't know who to send the leaflets in their hands.
Ermaozi Li Qiang and Yang Xiaojin were sitting on the booth with a sad face sighing......
When Jonnier came here, when she saw those big silly birds, she immediately leaned forward and leaned back in joy.
"Hahaha! You're so funny! Qiao Nier couldn't be happy: "Why is it so interesting?" People make some beauties, hate to have to wear clothes twisting around, look at you again, the package is tight, the appearance is negative, how can it attract people? ”
Li Qiang walked off the booth with a bitter face and said to Lin Xiao: "Xiao Linzi, what do you think?" ”
Lin Xiao is also at a loss, now it seems that the strategy is completely wrong, these big stupid birds are swinging here, it is indeed incompatible with the pleasing beauties around, and it is a bit of an eyesore!
In this case, who wants to try the game? When I try to play the game here, I feel a little bit lower in my taste.
"Keep pulling people." Lin Xiao said helplessly: "At present, it can only be like this." ”
So Lin Xiao took a stack of flyers from the knife-billed bird and began to stop the passing players.
"Friend, the latest puzzle game, you can't put it down, come and try it!" Lin Xiao grabbed a fat girl and said with a bright smile.
"Huh? Are you a fuyao? The fat girl asked in surprise, "Why did you come here to hand out flyers?" Earning extra money? ”
Lin Xiao was full of black lines: "I'm Fuyao, you come up and try it, the game is very fun." ”
Lin Xiao continued with a bright smile.
"Ah, you're really shaking!" The fat girl paper was very happy: "I'm a member of the Fuyao Army!" Sign me for it! ”
Lin Xiao continued to smile: "It's okay to sign a signature, but can you please help me try the game first?" ”
Lin Xiao continued to say with a bright smile: "You can also take a group photo!" ”
"No problem! Idols speak, don't hesitate! The fat girl readily agreed to try it out on stage: "But, why did you come to hand out flyers?" ”
Lin Xiao: "......"
In this way, Angry Birds finally welcomed its first player to try it out. (To be continued......)