Unknowingly, He Xiaoming read the fifth grade of primary school, and the homeroom teacher of the fifth grade was a very carefree male teacher, this teacher was in his fifties, and his surname was Chen. Mr. Chen has been teaching for decades, and he is a veteran figure in the school, who is "carefree", does things "carefree", and of course lives are quite "carefree".

He Xiaoming heard that "when the school was just built, the teachers also helped to lay the cement hardened floor, and Mr. Chen treated the hardened floor as a work of art, and the architect said to Mr. Chen: "Don't use too much fine sand on the hardened ground, otherwise it will be wet and slippery." "Teacher Chen didn't take the architect's words to heart at all, used a lot of fine sand, and paved the floor of his class classroom 'extremely smooth', who knew that when he returned to Nantian, the floor of the classroom was really damp, and many students walked into the classroom like skating, and the new vice principal rushed into class one day and fell down, only scolding his mother, which made the school leaders, teachers and classmates complain, but Teacher Chen regarded it as 'deaf and happy'."

One day, in the office, several teachers discussed in front of Mr. Chen: "With the 'everything looks to money' in my country's society, the rapid development of the economy and the accession to the World Trade Organization, China's food safety has been greatly impacted, there are dioxins in eggs, mad cow disease in imported beef, Fukushima food in Japan is radioactive, there are stinky foot rice noodles in Dongguan, some scum sells gutter oil to fast food restaurants, and now even vegetables in China's economically developed areas have heavy metals, I really don't know what to eat." Teacher Chen said disdainfully: "Whatever, if you die, you will die, anyway, you have lived for decades, as the so-called 'birds die for wealth, people die for food', people always have to eat." Teacher Wang said, "Teacher Chen, are you wrong?" It should be 'people die for money, birds die for food'"! Teacher Chen retorted: "Nowadays, some idle lazy people run up the mountains all day long to catch birds in order to make money, and the more precious the birds, the more they are frantically caught. As for man-made food and death, don't let me say more"! When the teachers heard Mr. Chen's explanation, they couldn't help but laugh and cry.

Although Mr. Chen said "I'm not afraid of death", he thought: "Death is a kick with your eyes closed and your legs!" After Mr. Chen planted the seeds, the greens began to thrive, and one day I read a book and heard that the best fertilizer for greens is human urine, so I put a plastic bucket in the corner next to my door to collect human urine, and also posted a notice on my door, capitalizing "Welcome to urinate here". He Xiaoming and Li Xiaopang inadvertently passed by Teacher Chen's door and saw the note: "Welcome to urinate here", He Xiaoming happened to be in urgent need of urine, so he couldn't wait to pee on Teacher Chen's door, Li Xiaopang watched He Xiaoming pee, and said in surprise: "You pee on the teacher's door, aren't you afraid of being punished"? He Xiaoming smiled and said: "It was Teacher Chen who said, 'Welcome to urinate here', of course I peed here." When Li Xiaopang heard He Xiaoming say this, his tongue immediately spit out and he hurriedly left. After the two returned to the classroom, Teacher Chen ran over and scolded, "Who peed at my door just now"? The classmates fell silent, and He Xiaoming said, "Teacher, didn't you put a notice on your door, 'Welcome to urinate here'?" Teacher Chen was furious and said, "I welcome everyone to urinate in my plastic bucket, not everyone to urinate at my door." He Xiaoming said: "Then why did you put a note on your door saying 'Welcome to urinate here'?" Teacher Chen was furious and speechless. The classmates laughed one by one, and Teacher Chen asked He Xiaoming seriously: "Did you lie about it?" He Xiaoming said against his will: "I didn't lie." Teacher Chen pulled He Xiaoming to the office to "extort a confession with strict words", He Xiaoming refused to admit it, and finally under the persuasion of the teachers, Teacher Chen could only stop it.

After school, He Xiaoming asked Li Xiaopang and Li Na to play in the fountain of Minsheng Square, and the three of them forgot the time while playing, and at twenty o'clock in the evening, Mrs. Ming did not see her son come back, she was very anxious, and desperately called He Xiaoming's classmates Xiaohua, puppy, and kitten's house, and kept asking anxiously: "Is my Xiaoming playing at your house?" Do you see my Xiao Ming"? The classmates all said, "I didn't see Xiao Ming." Mrs. Ming was so anxious that she hurriedly ran to the fifth grade classroom of Yucai Middle School to look for it, she thought that her son was left by the teacher to write homework or make up for his homework, but she didn't expect that when she arrived at the school, she searched all the classrooms, but she still didn't see anyone. Mrs. Ming ran to Xiao Ming's homeroom teacher Chen's room again and asked, Teacher Chen said, "He Xiaoming left after school, I didn't leave him to tutor, did he go somewhere else to play"? Mrs. Ming almost cried and said, "I've searched everywhere, but I can't find him." Teacher Chen said, "You go home first, maybe Xiao Ming has already gone home, if he doesn't come back, you can call the police." When Mrs. Ming got home, it was nine o'clock in the evening. He Tianci saw that his wife did not bring his son back, although he was anxious, he still comforted her and said: "Don't worry, he will come back later." Mrs. Ming was restless, and He Tianci said to his wife, "Let's eat first?" Don't wait for him, I'll go out and look for it." Mrs. Ming cried and said, "Don't eat, I'm going to wait for my son to come back." After a few minutes, Mrs. Ming said to herself in a trance, "No, I want to call the police." As soon as he picked up the phone, He Tianci brought his son back, and Mrs. Ming saw that her son was soaked, so she grabbed him and slapped him twice on the ass and said, "Where did you go to play?" Why did you come back late"? He Xiaoming cried and said with a sad face: "I went to play in the water with Xiaopang." Mrs. Ming just didn't listen, and when she heard that her son was playing in the water, she became even more angry, and slapped He Xiaoming's ass twice and said, "It's dangerous to play in the water, do you know it?" Didn't mom always tell you not to play in the water"? He Xiaoming shouted: "We just went to play in the water, and we didn't do anything wrong, why did you hit me"? Mrs. Ming was even more angry and said, "You are still hard-mouthed." He Tianci said solemnly: "Next time, you are not allowed to play in the water, otherwise, your mother and I are very worried, you know?" He Xiaoming was silent, and when Mrs. Ming saw her son coming back, she knew that he must be hungry, so she said to her son: "Okay, okay, let's eat, the dishes are cold."

At 22 o'clock in the evening, Mr. Chen called and asked, "Has Xiao Ming come home?" Mrs. Ming said, "I'm back, thank you for your concern." Teacher Chen said: "It is right to care about students, where did he go to play after school"? Mrs. Ming said: "He and Li Xiaopang went to play in the water, and they forgot the time while playing."

The next day, when Teacher Chen came to class, he brought a thin and long bamboo and asked He Xiaoming to stand on the podium. Teacher Chen picked up the bamboo and jerked at He Xiaoming's thigh, causing He Xiaoming to jump up like a dance. Teacher Chen said angrily: "Where did you go to play after school yesterday"? He Xiaoming didn't say. Teacher Li hit a few more times, He Xiaoming still didn't say, Teacher Chen was furious, desperately beating, He Xiaoming understood Teacher Chen's power, and said: "I went to Minsheng Square with Xiaopang to play in the water." Teacher Chen asked, "Which little fat?" He Xiaoming said: "Li Jie." Teacher Chen immediately called Li Jie up, and Li Jie shouted, "I didn't go to play with him." Teacher Chen immediately dragged Li Jie up and beat him desperately, saying as he smoked, "You still dare to lie." Chubby was beaten and cried, shouting, "It was Xiao Ming who asked me to go, and he was the one who peed on your door." Teacher Chen jumped like thunder, pointed at He Xiaoming with a bamboo and said, "Since you dared to lie last time and urinated on the teacher's door, I beat you to fly into the sky." Teacher Chen jerked, and He Xiaoming cried and screamed. After Mr. Chen finished venting, he immediately said to He Xiaoming and Li Xiaopang: "In the future, you are not allowed to pee on the teacher's door, and you are not allowed to play in the water after school, otherwise it will depend on how I clean you up and return to your seat." Teacher Chen felt very comfortable at this time, and said to the whole class with a wicked smile: "Yesterday He Xiaoming's mother came to me to ask for a son, and I said that He Xiaoming didn't go home from school?" His mother was so anxious that she was crying! Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, now that family planning is so strict, do you think it's easy to have a son? What if something happens to you and your parents are called? Everybody has to go home after school, or you're going to end up like them, you know? Teacher Chen glared at the students, who were so frightened by Teacher Chen that they kept touching their thighs.

After school, He Xiaoming returned home in pain, crying and mourning while looking at the scars on his thighs, and during the meal, Mrs. Ming kept putting vegetables into her son's bowl, and He Xiaoming had no appetite. Mrs. Ming asked, "What, are you still angry with your mother?" Why don't you eat"? He Xiaoming said with tears in his eyes: "No". Mrs. Ming said in a heartfelt tone: "Hit the child's body, the pain is in the mother's heart, do you know"? He Xiaoming said angrily: "I don't know." He Tianci said: "Okay, he is young, you tell him this, does he understand?" Eat, eat". Mrs. Ming said angrily: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, do you know how to educate children"? He Tianci said angrily: "My son is not stealing, not shooting, and not beating people, why are you so strict with him?" Mrs. Ming said aggrievedly: "Don't be strict with him, what should I do if the child has an accident?" He Xiaoming saw his parents arguing, and hurriedly said to them: "Don't quarrel, I'll just eat." Mrs. Ming was still wiping away tears.

Early the next morning, He Tianci had something in the factory, and went to work without breakfast, Mrs. Ming made breakfast and asked Xiao Ming to get up for breakfast, and he didn't get up after calling a few times. Mrs. Ming walked to her son's room and found that he was coughing, lifted the quilt and touched Xiao Ming's forehead, which was extremely hot. Mrs. Ming didn't say a word, picked up her son and ran downstairs, risking her life to stop a taxi, and the taxi driver scolded angrily: "You don't want to die? Mrs. Ming begged the driver and said, "My son has a high fever, please take us to the hospital." The taxi driver heard that the child was sick, and opened the car door without saying a word, and Mrs. Ming put Xiao Ming into the car, and just half of her body said to the taxi driver: "Quick, go to the hospital." In the car, Mrs. Ming called the school to ask her son for leave, and Ms. Chen approved Mrs. Ming's request. After arriving at the hospital, a young doctor with a haircut casually tested Xiao Ming and said, "Why did you send it here now?" Mrs. Ming thought that the condition was very serious, and asked anxiously, "Is my son's illness very serious?" The doctor said lightly: "It's not serious, it's not serious, it's serious, he has a cold and fever, let's hang a few bottles of medicine for him first, and then I'll prescribe him a few pairs of medicine and he'll be fine." "The stone in Mrs. Ming's heart only fell to the ground at this time. The doctor handed the prescribed medicine list to Mrs. Ming and asked her to pay the money, and Mrs. Ming came to the payment office and put the medicine list in, and the nurse inside was like someone who owed her a lot of money or was abandoned by a man who had fallen out of love, and said with a straight face, "It's 500 yuan in total." Mrs. Ming stuffed the money in, and after taking the medicine, the nurse gave Xiao Ming an injection, and after hanging the potion, Mrs. Ming took the medicine and carried Xiao Ming home.

In the evening, when He Tianci returned home, Mrs. Ming said weakly, "My son is sick." He Tianci asked nervously, "What kind of disease?" Does it matter"? Mrs. Ming said while cooking: "It's a cold and fever, I took him to the doctor in the morning to hang a few bottles of potions, took dozens of pills, and now the fever is gone, but he still has a little cough." He Tianci said: "It should be caused by playing in the water the day before yesterday." He Tianci saw a large pile of medicine on the table and said, "Can you take so much medicine for colds and fevers?" Mrs. Ming said, "Five hundred yuan for medicine." He Tianci shouted: "This hospital is too dark, a few years ago, I only had a cold and fever for 50 yuan, but now it has risen to 500 yuan." Mrs. Ming said: "Some doctors nowadays, if you are not sick, you are sick, if you are not sick, if you are seriously ill, if you are seriously ill, if you are terminally ill, how can the dean pay him so much salary?" Besides, now that prices are rising so fast, of course medical expenses will also rise." He Tianci said: "How can the country's medical reform become worse and worse! When I was a child, I saw a doctor, and it was only five yuan for a cold and fever, and when I was young, it was fifty yuan, and now it has risen to five hundred. Mrs. Ming said: "If the medical system is clean and the hospital leaders and doctors have professional ethics, China's medical system will be fine!" Isn't the state pushing a new type of rural medical reform now?" He Tianci said: "Hope." However, some small counties do have many unlicensed and unlicensed outpatient departments, and some so-called doctors still talk about how powerful they are, and they are still desperately boasting about what 'national old Chinese medicine' and what 'winning the Golden Cup Award' are actually deceptive. Mrs. Ming smiled and said: "Now many large enterprises are looking for CCTV to advertise, and smaller ones are looking for provincial TV stations, such as Guangdong Satellite TV, those prefecture-level city TV stations can only pick up the leftovers, and some small TV stations can not find business when they even take false advertisements, like those health care product advertisements are blown to the gods' so-and-so village so-and-so peasant woman or so-and-so old man lay on the bed paralyzed for a few years, and immediately stood up after eating a bottle of health care products, You can also do farm work', blowing advertisements every day, making those farmers scramble to buy. He Tianci said solemnly: "Yes! China's local TV stations are quite chaotic, but many Chinese have taught themselves Chinese medicine, and some people can indeed be regarded as successful in school, so the government should organize some expert-level doctors to visit each village, and find that there are real people to invite him back to the hospital or issue them a business license, so that there will not be so many fake and shoddy doctors in China, but the most hateful thing is that some local TV stations specialize in blowing those advertisements that are impotent. Mrs. Ming covered her mouth and smiled and said: "Yes, some time ago, the state banned TV stations from broadcasting a TV series and interrupted more than a dozen interstitial advertisements, and later some TV stations came up with a strange trick to insert text advertisements in the upper left or lower right corner while broadcasting TV dramas, and later was seen by an old man, who seriously protested to the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, and asked angrily: "I said that there is no more, why did I come out like a ghost again!" ””。

After He Xiaoming rested for a few days, he recovered. Mr. Chen was also in a good mood (a bumper harvest in the vegetable garden), so he made a big billboard and placed it in front of his door, which read, "Bendi Hall drinks are 50% off, imported original top audio equipment, and the environmental effect is absolutely shocking". When the teachers and classmates saw the billboard, they all secretly called Mr. Chen a "madman". Li Xiaopang saw the billboard and exclaimed: "Teacher Chen is so talented, he is simply my idol."