He Xiaoming's first love was snatched away by the sports student who played the guitar very well, and He Xiaoming vowed to avenge this great shame. He Xiaoming found a lot of historical videos of Chinese rock music to watch, so he had the urge to learn guitar, He Xiaoming bought a guitar himself, practiced desperately whenever he had time, and learned the folk electric guitar after three months. He Xiaoming also learned to compose lyrics by himself, but he never found inspiration. One day, I overheard the popular song "Xiao Fang" in the 90s, He Xiaoming's inspiration finally came, so he changed Li Chunbo's "Xiao Fang" to "Da Fang", He Xiaoming wrote: "There is a girl in the city named Da Fang, who looks ugly and fierce, with a pair of ugly little eyes, and short braids. On the night before returning to the city, she and I came to the river, and the tears that had never been shed were ...... with the river. Li Hua praised and said: "You are so talented, you can change such songs!" He Xiaoming said: "What is changed, this is the lyrics I wrote." Shao Jiaer laughed and showed He Xiaoming's work to the female students in the class to enjoy, some female students laughed when they saw it, and some female students wanted to vomit blood when they saw it! Many female classmates scolded He Xiaoming as a 'big villain', and some scolded He Xiaoming as an 'idiot'. It's really salted fish and cabbage, each with its own love. He Xiaoming listened to the various opinions of his female classmates, laughed proudly, and thought: "I don't know if Li Chunbo will praise me when he hears my song "Da Fang"!" ”。

He Xiaoming, who has been interested in music since he was a child (knocking on plates), began to listen to pop songs after he went to college, and he didn't like to listen to "lovelorn" love songs the most, especially the lovelorn love songs sung by men. For example, "Don't Say My Tears, You Don't Care", "Dear Don't Leave Me", "I Love You But You Love Him", "Who Are You Loved" and so on, He Xiaoming felt: "How can men fall out of love worse than women now!" In the past, China was the love of men and women, but now China has become 'men love women'! Nowadays, many men are in love and do not want to live, and they want to live and die. Many women dump their boyfriends like throwing off their clothes, and they just leave." He Xiaoming likes Jay Chou's "Listen to Mother" or Wang Leehom's "Descendants of the Dragon", and of course he likes to listen to Shui Mu Nianhua's "Life with You", but he doesn't like Ha Han Hari's songs. Listening to pop music, He Xiaoming had a plan to form a band, and one day, He Xiaoming said to Li Hua, Shao Jiaer, and Qiu Meng: "How about we form a band?" Everyone raised their hands in approval. He Xiaoming said: "What's the name of the band? Li Hua said: "Call it the 'four-person group' band." Shao Jiaer said: "The name of this band is too simple and has no taste." Meng Jinlu said: "Let's call it the Fat Man Band." He Xiaoming, Shao Jiaer and Li Hua all strongly objected, saying: "The three of us are so handsome, called the Fat Man Band?" Dead fatty, are you looking for death? "Qiu Meng didn't dare to speak out anymore, He Xiaoming thought about being in the third, how about blurting out "Xiao Ming Band"?" Shao Jiaer and Li Hua both thought that Xiao Ming's band was good, Qiu Meng stuck out his tongue and said: "Xiao Ming band, do you want to send fans back to childhood?" He Xiaoming said: "Yes, let fans listen to our songs and feel like a good childhood time." Everyone laughed, so they decided to name it "Xiao Ming Band". He Xiaoming is the guitarist and lead singer, Li Hua is the main guitarist, Shao Jia plays the bass for the second time, Qiu Meng is the drummer, after the band is formed, everyone often rehearses in the dormitory, beating gongs and drums in front of the strong rhythm, He Xiaoming feels as if he has returned to the happy times when he was a child.

In the next semester, He Xiaoming applied for English Level 4, got up early in the morning and shouted ABC into the air, and He Xiaoming listened to English songs in his free time, such as "This Love Can Be Waited", "Hotel California", and "My Heart Is Eternal" by the Tykenic. One day, when He Xiaoming returned to the dormitory, he heard Qiu Meng say: "There are answers to the English level 4 test for sale." He Xiaoming said in surprise: "Isn't it, the National English Proficiency Test has answers for sale?" Qiu Meng said, "What's not, I've paid for it." He Xiaoming said: "How much? Qiu Meng said, "380." He Xiaoming said: "It's a fraud of money!" Qiu Meng said: "What kind of fraud, several people in our class have paid the money." This is the way things happen in the world, since we were children, the teacher told us that the world is beautiful and not dirty, He Xiaoming comforted himself and said: "Even the college entrance examination has cheating, not to mention the English level 4 exam, look at the point!" ”

In English class the next day, Shao Jiaer asked the English teacher, "Why is English a compulsory subject in Chinese universities, but Chinese an elective course in foreign universities?" "Even our former prime minister said: "He hopes that university teachers will teach in English, so that Chinese universities can be in line with the world and more internationalized." You say you can't learn English anymore? He Xiaoming said: "That is his personal opinion, in China is the world of Chinese, you should learn Chinese when you come to China, most of the Chinese people do not understand English, once there was a singing competition finals when a female contestant sang English songs, heard me are disgusted, we can imagine 'if a British or American singing competition an American contestant sings Chinese songs, I believe she has long been eliminated!'" The female contestant who specializes in singing English songs ended up winning a runner-up. The teacher said, "Who said that English has such a great influence in the world!" He Xiaoming said: "Chinese people are all over the world, scientists of Chinese descent play an important role in the world, China is still the most populous country in the world, and now China's economic strength is the second in the world, and its military strength is the third in the world, why don't you pay attention to Chinese language education?" The English teacher smiled and said, "Yes!" English education in China is too much. Although the Chinese are all over the world, Chinese scientists also have a pivotal position in the world, and the Chinese circle and Chinese culture are also very important in Asia, but if Chinese wants to share the world with English, China still has a long way to go, China has a population of more than 1.3 billion, but China's GDP is only 70% of the United States, so if Chinese wants to become one of the world's major languages, China's economic, military, and scientific research strength must be as strong as the United States, or even more than the United States. Only then will the international status of the Chinese language become strong, and now China's top priority is to speed up the development of the central and western regions and the northeast region, narrow regional differences, recover Taiwan, and enter the vast Pacific Ocean, so as to break the blockade of the island chain of the West, and then properly handle the South China Sea issue, raise the free trade area between China and ASEAN to a new level, and then push its strength into the Indian Ocean, so that China's future will be 'bright.'"

A few months later, the students received the results of the CET-4 test, and most of the students in the class passed, and those who spent money to buy the answers got even higher scores. He Xiaoming is exactly sixty points, thank God.

In the evening, He Xiaoming asked Li Hua and Shao Jiaer to go out for a drink, and as soon as they arrived at the bar, He Xiaoming called the waiter: "Take five bottles of Erguotou." When Li Hua heard the 'five bottles and two pots', he asked He Xiaoming in surprise: "When did you become so heroic?" In the past, you drank five bottles of beer and got drunk, but now it's called five bottles of two pots." He Xiaoming said: "You don't have to pay attention to me, you just drink with me." After the wine was brought over, He Xiaoming started to dry it cup by cup, Li Hua, who was known as the "drunkard", was almost unbearable, Shao Jiaer kept persuading He Xiaoming next to him: "Okay, don't drink it, if you drink it again, you will be drunk." He Xiaoming broke free of Shao Jiaer's hand and said, "Come, come, keep drinking, don't get drunk tonight." After He Xiaoming drank a few more glasses, he felt that he couldn't enjoy drinking with a cup, so he took his wine bottle and poured it into his throat. Li Hua and Shao Jiaer were both frightened, and hurriedly called: "Waiter, check out!" Pick him up and walk out. At this time, He Xiaoming was already drunk. Li Hua and Shao Jiaer worked together to help He Xiaoming back to school, and when they arrived at the dormitory, the two were already tired and 'not human', He Xiaoming was lying on the bed, and said in a daze: "I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk!" Come, drink again". Li Hua put a towel on He Xiaoming's forehead, He Xiaoming soon fell asleep, and He Xiaoming kept vomiting in the middle of the night, and kept shouting Chen Wenshi's name in his mouth.

When I woke up the next day, it was already dawn, He Xiaoming had a terrible headache, he didn't go to class that day, and rested until the afternoon, He Xiaoming felt a little better, so he took a hot bath, and after taking a bath, He Xiaoming figured it all out: "It's going to rain, my girlfriend is going to get married, let her go!" There are a few modern people who can endure loneliness, and what 'golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world; If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight! 'It's all a lie! In fact, the poem should be changed to: "Don't want the earth to last forever, only the morning and twilight, no matter what good days and beautiful scenery it is, flowers and candles in the cave room." Life is like a dream, a hundred years is too hasty; The years are merciless, and three thousand years are not satisfied; A glass of fine wine, a jade pot, full of love and hatred! ”。

In the evening, He Xiaoming went out for a run, wanting to drive away his loss with exercise. After running a lap in the track and field, He Xiaoming didn't run anymore, because a couple under the tree next to the track and field was hugging and hugging there, and some of them kissed passionately. He Xiaoming saw these indecent actions, his mood was even more lost, he came to a tree with no one and just wanted to sit down, and suddenly found that the tree was shaking, He Xiaoming looked up and found that since there was a pair of men and women on the tree, He Xiaoming was 'angry', kicked to the root of the tree, and the man above asked in the voice of a eunuch: "Who?" He Xiaoming walked away silently, thinking: "How can current college students be so open!" Is this a campus? Back in the dormitory, He Xiaoming picked up his guitar and improvised "Single Love Song": "I can't catch love, I always watch it slip away, there are happy people everywhere in the world, why not me?" Fighting alone for love, I have long had enough of the suffering of love, and there are people who are lost in love everywhere, and I am just one of the ......". After singing "Single Love Song", He Xiaoming sang "Ronin Love Song" frantically in a very sharp voice: "Don't love you anymore, don't miss you anymore, let time pass quietly to erase the memories of the two of us, I will never mention your name again, and no longer let sadness occupy my heart; Let it go with the wind, let it have no trace, all the happiness and sorrow of all the past are thrown away, and the thoughts and hopes in your heart will no longer be you, and you will not want to bear it anymore, and you will forget ......." Li Hua was smoking at the time, Meng Jinlu was also reading a book, as soon as he heard He Xiaoming singing this song crying wolf, both of them opened their mouths wide, Li Hua's cigarette and Meng Jinlu's book fell at the same time, Li Hua and Meng Jinlu looked at He Xiaoming's crazy playing and singing stupidly, Meng Jinlu became more and more scared the more he watched, and thought: "It's over, He Xiaoming is crazy!" So he hurriedly packed up the bed and moved to the dormitory, Meng Jinlu came to the dormitory next to him and said to Qiu Meng: "I'll change dormitories with you, so that you can practice with He Xiaoming and them all day long." Qiu Meng said, "Okay! I've wanted to swap with you for a long time." So the timid Meng Jinlu and Qiu Meng changed dormitories.

The first-year college homework is not nervous, He Xiaoming is busy with studying every day and relaxes himself at the same time, for example, look at China's model competition, one day He Xiaoming turned on the TV and just saw the swimming makeup performance of the model competition, only to see two rows of beauties wearing swim makeup figure eight walked out, one by one twisted their bodies a few times and then went back, when it came to the last model, she immediately squatted down and turned a few rounds of hands and went back. He Xiaoming wanted to laugh when he saw this action, and thought: "Maybe the art director asked her to do this, immediately squatting down and grabbing her fist and turning around a few times is indeed more naughty, more lively, and not so rigid." He Xiaoming also wanted to be a male model, but unfortunately his figure was not tall enough, so he gave up his dream of being a model.