Chapter 41: The Brothers' Teahouse
"Okay, swear! Sister Jing, you see it's half past two, I still have something to deal with this afternoon, forgive me for being absent, take good care of my aunt, as long as she keeps her physically and mentally happy, she will soon recover her health, so you have to pay more attention to enlightening her.
Also, you can also drink that fairy water, which can not only strengthen the body, but also beautify, and can make you more material, more uneven. Yang Jibin looked at the important parts of Jing Miaozhu with an evil light in his eyes, pretending to be a **.
"Stinky boy, you are really a little pervert, you are not big and you still want to take advantage of your sister, see if I don't beat you well!" Jing Miaozhu was so embarrassed and annoyed that she couldn't hold it on her face, so she wanted to come forward and do a full martial arts.
Who knew that Yang Jibin was as slippery as a loach, and ran to Bu Xiumin's room in a few steps, pretending to be pitiful and said: "Auntie, help, my sister is going to beat me, I'm so afraid!" ”
This made Jing Miaozhu's head crash, and he stood there stupidly for a moment, unable to advance or retreat.
How could Bu Xiumin not know that Yang Jibin was playing tricks on his daughter, and said to Jing Miaozhu with a straight face at the moment: "Girl, how can you be a sister, how can you be like this, and you don't apologize to others!" ”
"Mom, it's obvious that this little kid is naughty, what should he beat!" Jing Miaozhu didn't want to say that she was molested.
"Sister, you're so annoying~ Don't be like this, people are making a joke on you!"
"You, the weird voice is really disgusting!" Yang Jibin's snorting tone really made Jing Miaozhu straighten goosebumps.
"Auntie, I have other things to do, so I won't accompany you, I'll definitely come another day! Goodbye, bye-bye! Yang Jibin grimaced at Jing Miaozhu, then turned to Bu Xiumin and said goodbye.
"Xiao Yang, you left so soon, don't you sit down more?" Bu Xiumin politely retained.
"Thank you Auntie for your kindness, I really have something, goodbye Auntie, goodbye sister, please clean the dishes, I'll come back another day to eat!" After speaking, Yang Jibin left Jing Miaozhu's house with a smoke.
"This kid is eccentric, with a bodhisattva heart, and what is even more rare is that he is really capable. It's just that I'm a little younger, or I'm quite a match for my daughter. Bu Xiumin said regretfully.
"Mom, what are you talking about, how old is he, how old am I, clean up some nonsense!" After listening to her mother's words, Jing Miaozhu was ashamed in her heart, and her face turned red.
"It's early, it's not early, someone at my age like you has come to propose! You are my daughter, and you are looking for a good family, and now it is my mother's biggest concern. ”
"My mom, please don't say it, okay, you can rest first, I'll wash the dishes!" After speaking, Jing Miaozhu seemed to have to flee with a gust of wind. ……
In a private room in Tianxiang Teahouse, Yang Jibin and Yang Jigang sat opposite a tea house, with a few bottles of beer and a few plates of cold dishes on the table. Yang Jibin took the lead in picking up the wine glass and said to Yang Jigang: "Fourth brother, come, brother toast you, lick your feelings shallowly, take a deep bite of feelings, I will do it first!" After speaking, he raised his head and drank a glass of wine directly.
"Okay, take a bite!" Yang Jigang also toasted very proudly.
"Fourth brother, how can you say hello to me, what a handsome and handsome and dashing young man he used to be, how did he become a bald man in two or three years, you see that there are patches on his knees and elbows, dare you to be a gang!"
"You know a fart, this is the standard version of the mixed society, even if the head is injured, you don't need to shave your hair, you can immediately put on a dog skin plaster, and instantly resurrect in place with full blood, so clean and neat. The tattoo on my arm is called, the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right, the old cow is in the middle, how majestic, how handsome and cool, on the street, it is really scary! ”
"Your whole bald head is called a version, and you are not smart, and you dare to learn from other people's baldness? The whole tattoo is called majestic? Called handsome? Cool called? I look like you're dressed like a bunch of shit! ”
"When I first came out of society, I wasn't a bunch of shit, but I was stepped on every day, and since I became shit, no one has stepped on my head anymore."
"Hey, fourth brother, this social university is not in vain, this is a set of words!"
"People are not ruthless, and they are not stable. People are not bad, no one loves. ”
"Come on, give you a little sunshine and you'll be shining? Let's not fix these empty things first, let's have a drink first, and then let's have a drink! Dry! ”
After a few glasses of wine, the conversation box opened, and Yang Jibin continued: "Fourth brother, have you seen Journey to the West? ”
"I've seen it, it's pretty good, I've watched basically every episode, what's wrong, it's on Journey to the West?"
"It's really not easy for you to watch Journey to the West TV, don't you like Sun Monkey?"
"I like it, why don't I like it, I have the ability to fight and fight, I am not afraid of heaven and earth, I am happy and enmity, how refreshing!"
"Fourth brother, you are only half right, it is true that you have the ability to fight and fight, but you are not afraid of heaven and earth, you are happy and enmity, and it is not necessarily how refreshing you are, didn't you see him coming down from the Five Elements Mountain after he was begged to tell his grandfather and grandmother? Didn't you notice that the hair was followed by a monk chanting sutras in charge of him? Didn't you find out that he could only kill the mob, and he always didn't dare to kill the monster with a stick in the end? ”
"This, it seems to be uh!"
"Do you know why Sun Monkey was able to kill all the way to the end?"
"In addition to having the ability to fight and fight, what else?"
"Fourth brother, you haven't figured it out yet, it's not that Sun Monkey can fight, but that he is organized, disciplined and has a backstage!" After Yang Jibin threw a peanut into his mouth, he continued to ask, "Do you know what happened to the old monk who stole the robe, Elder Jin Chi?" ”
"Lack of greed, burned to death by the fire!"
"It's pretty good, I remember it, do you know what happened to that white bone spirit?"
"Sun Wukong beat the white bone spirit three times, and the white bone spirit was killed"
"The Bull Demon King's mistress, Princess Jade, what is the end?"
"I was killed by Zhu Bajie with a nail rake, what do you want to say?" was led by the nose for a while, and Yang Jigang was a little tired.
"Fourth brother, don't worry, you have to take your time, do you know why those monsters above were killed?"
"I don't have the ability, I mix the rivers and lakes, lick the blood from the knife edge, how can I stand by the river without getting my shoes wet......"
"Stop, stop, I'll tell you why, because they didn't get closer to the organization, that is, they didn't have a backstage! Ask again, what happened to the black bear monster who stole the robe? ”
"I was accepted by Guanyin to guard the mountain gate!"
"Where's the Yellow Wind Monster?"
"It has been collected by Lingji Bodhisattva and returned to Lingshan!"
"Where's the Red Boy?"
"Accepted by Guanyin as a good wealth boy!"
"Fourth brother, you are really good, you will never forget it. Do you know why they all came down later? Because they have a government background, they have a backstage. This Journey to the West tells us a bloody fact: all the monsters with a backstage have been picked up, and all those without a backstage have been beaten to death with a stick. Fourth brother, you came out to mix the rivers and lakes, you have a backstage, do you have a background? Yang Jibin unceremoniously picked up a bottle of cold beer and drank a few sips, and then sighed: "It's really refreshing, people can only laugh to the end and enjoy the end only by living to the end!" ”
"Damn, you've been going around for a long time, and you've gone around in such a big circle, so you want to tell my brother about this. Backstage, background? Hahaha, it's ridiculous, the backstage and background are people's, and some of those big brothers are like me, and some of them are just backs. Hahaha! Yang Jigang smiled a little sadly.
"Knowing that you have no background, you dare to come out and mix in society? Not afraid of being beaten to death with a stick? Is the birthday boy hanged for a long time? ”
"Alas, once I enter the rivers and lakes are as deep as the sea, I have lost my footing for eternity, and then I look back on my body for a hundred years, I also have to do it, what else can I do to get ahead!" Yang Jigang sighed,
"Don't give me this nonsense to perfunctory me, the road is chosen! The same bottle of drink can be sold for a few dollars in a small shop, and it can be sold for dozens or even hundreds of dollars in a five-star hotel, and many times the value of a person depends on the location! If you choose the right direction, you will have the greatest value in life. ”
"It's not that you don't know our family conditions, what can you choose? Study? It's a fart, don't you see that none of those teachers want to teach? When you leave home, leave the campus and enter the society, you will know, two meals in three days, you can't eat enough, and you sleep on the street every day, what else do you choose? You can only rely on your own hands to fight to grab it.
The sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, and the hope of life is too slim.
The water is crooked, the road is long, and the days without money are too long.
The buildings are high, the people are busy, and they can't wait to rob the bank.
Brother, it's not easy to mix up to today, those stunned young people who mixed with me were either cut and hacked to death by others, or hacked to death by others, and then entered the bureau and ate peanuts. Yang Jigang's expression was sad, and his endless words were desolate.
After pouring a few sips of wine, Yang Jigang continued: "Whichever direction the wind blows, the grass will fall. When I was first born into society, I used to think that I was the wind. But in the end, I was covered in bruises, and I realized that I was just grass! ”
"Fourth brother, from what you just said, I can see that you are very clear and clear about the road of mixed society, which is dangerous and destitute, so there is no need to go on at all. And, as I understand it, if you want to get out of it now, as long as you make up your mind, it's no problem at all. Since I have said this, then I will also make it clear that my brother came to you today and really wanted to pull you! Yang Jibin said very sincerely.
"Pull me, how? Where does it go? Yang Jigang, who was slightly drunk, asked in a daze.
"Come home with me, our brothers will work together and make a lot of money!" Yang Jibin no longer covered it up, and directly said the purpose of coming today.