Entry 2: I don't know about Baidu
"What the hell is this Nima!?" Li Yan yelled, he picked up the water on the table and drank it all, then lay on the bed and turned over and pressed the bed face down silently: "This is a dream, this is a dream, this is a dream" In the end, he still accepted the fate of being realized, because this "magical" ghost Baidu began to retrieve "This is a dream" by himself
In just a second, Li Yan's brain theater began to turn upside down, and he got up with a constipated face and yelled: "What the hell is this Nima!?" At this time, Li Yan's Baidu search in his brain had results, and Li Yan was staring at the dark ceiling with dull eyes throughout the whole process, in fact, he was just looking at the 167 entries retrieved by Baidu in his brain and was silent.
That's right, this Baidu is really Baidu out of "This is a dream", Li Yan chose the first one to solve the problem in the theater of his mind: "This is a dream, this is a dream, and Baidu or everything in my mind is a dream." That's the question, and the answer is: "As a closed beta user of Baidu's life system, I can tell you that it's true, it's not a dream." ”
Li Yan's heart was already turbulent and shocked, so he began to search for "Baidu Life Test System" on the main interface according to the habit of using Baidu. "Reacted for a second, and entered the search result interface with only one entry, which belongs to Baidu Encyclopedia.
Li Yan was stunned for a long time, he still couldn't face all this calmly, he still couldn't accept the setting of the Baidu system in his mind, but he was more afraid of the hidden physical dangers brought to him by this system. Li Yan was completely confused, he didn't know whether to click on it or not, because he had an intuition that if he clicked in, then something unimaginable would definitely happen in his life, but if he didn't go in, he would be glad that he didn't know the truth of this system. Again, this is a very esoteric philosophical question, dianornotdian. At this time, Li Yan is facing the most important choice in his life, and the opportunity to change the future is at his fingertips, but what will he choose? Let's stay tuned for the next one
And yet he went in anyway
Baidu life system, as a system that provides users with solutions to various life problems and a universal search engine system, is a cross-era product produced by the /!##$?>"l!#" company. Its main feature is to generate a Baidu interface in the user's brain, and then the user can retrieve various questions in the search box according to their needs, and finally get the answers you need. This system is certainly not that simple, it
The most unexpected part is
It's really that simple, and the latest versions only have this feature. Well, so this product is cross-era, according to the evaluation of Baidu life system closed testers: This is a cross-era system, let the waves turn back, and make your position prediction more accurate. Here you can get everything you want to know. In reality, you can also get to everything you want. That's it, it's cool, it's awesome!
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Li Yan laughed, "What am I trying to do with this shit?" Make me so cool? He laughed at himself, but the joy in his heart could not be suppressed, he knew that the time had come to change everything.
"Pancake fruit, add an extra piece of egg!" A handsome uncle shouted in front of the stall, Gu Chengyan yawned, he didn't get a good night's sleep for Li Yan last night. I had to come out early this morning to buy breakfast, but my beloved daughter-in-law didn't know where to go, and I was aggrieved when I thought about it.
He stopped in front of Uncle Shuai's stall, yawned and said weakly: "Two pancakes with eggs, and two cups of soy milk." Uncle Shuai responded with a smile, and began to pack for Gu Chengyan, who was on the side, smelled the fragrance of the pancake fruit and said to the uncle: "Uncle, your pancake fruit smells good, but I don't know what it tastes like?" ”
When the uncle heard this, he smiled and said to Gu Chengyan: "Dude, am I that old?" Forget it, don't talk about my pancakes, you can find them in Baidu, the taste is good, and it's very cool! Gu Chengyan also smiled when he heard it and said, "Ouch, buddy is so awesome, Baidu has it?" ”
The uncle grinned: "Dude, let's look at each other, come, here is the pancake fruit I gave you, don't be polite to my brother." Gu Chengyan smiled: "My brother is kind, I will come often in the future." He was not hypocritical, he directly picked up three pancakes and fruits, paid for them, and turned around and left.
Gu Chengyan met Li Yan on the way to Li Yan's house, he was a little puzzled, and without waiting for him to ask Li Yan, he grabbed the pancake fruit in his hand and ate it, and said vaguely: "Don't ask, I'm going to cough cough and exercise." Li Yan swallowed the mouthful of pancake fruit choked in his throat with difficulty, grabbed the soy milk and drank it in a big gulp, and then held his waist and gasped. Gu Chengyan
His face twitched a few times, and he smiled: "Where did you run again?" Li Yan raised his head and glanced at him: "Why don't you believe it, I just went to run a few laps to exercise my small body." Gu Chengyan looked suspicious, and said in a disdainful tone without commenting, Li Yan, who saw his expression, turned his mind quickly, and blurted out directly: "Let me use my brain hole and think of whose mysterious letter it is?"
Maybe I can tell Sister Jiaqi this precious news. Gu Chengyan was not calm, jumped up like an egg, and said in a low voice: "Young people talk less, it will be good for you and me." Li Yan pursed his lips and said with a cheap smile: "Brother Gu, you said that girl is your first girlfriend." Gu Chengyan was shocked, pretending to look around at the scenery and replied with uncertain words: "I don't know what you said, my memory was lost yesterday." ”
Li Yan smiled: "I think you're quite lost." ”
Gu Chengyan looked up at the sky and thought for a long time before he cried and told Li Yan with a sad face: "That's a letter from my female classmate who had a crush on me in high school, asking me to go to her wedding, what do you say to get together." You know that Jiaqi is the most prone to thinking, tell me what to do. When Li Yan heard this, Gu Chengyan's eyes became strange: "I remember you said that you only loved Sister Jiaqi alone." Gu Chengyan's face flushed, and he sneered: "
I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than the broken mouth of a man. Li Yan was speechless, too lazy to bother with Gu Chengyan, who had even scolded him just now, and turned around and left. Gu Cheng was in a hurry and yelled: "If you pretend to be forced, you want to run?" Li Yan turned his head helplessly and said, "Just give me the reward for getting Yang Qingyu's call, I won't be in trouble if you solve it yourself." Gu Chengyan nodded with satisfaction and waved his hand in disgust: "You can get out." ”
Li Yan rolled his eyes.
Li Yan naturally couldn't go back so early, he felt that he was carrying a mysterious system, so he was naturally burdened with bad luck, so he went to the park in the morning to see if he could meet a legendary martial arts master playing Tai Chi in the park, and now he plans to go to the mall to see if there is an old man of a certain big family who has fallen and is waiting to help him. Of course, there is no such good thing, he came to the mall completely to buy and test his Baidu life system. In the early hours of this morning, although he has been searching,
But most of the theory tests did not affect or change his behavior at all, so now all he has to do is to see what kind of impact the results from Baidu have. Li Yan looked left and right, and searched for "shopping choice" in Baidu in his brain for a second of reaction time, and tens of thousands of entries appeared, Li Yan didn't even think about clicking on the first one: buy sneakers, it will be easier to exercise in the morning in the future, and you may meet unexpected people. Li Yan came to this result
After looking around, he entered the nearest shoe store.
He was the only customer in the store, and the clerk was a rather handsome girl, who smiled at Li Yan and asked, "Sir, what help do you need?" Li Yan nodded: "That, I want a pair of sneakers, I don't know if there are any good recommendations." So the girl led him to a shoe cabinet and showed him all kinds of sneakers. In the end, Li Yan chose a pair of blue and white Adidas, and when he paid the money and walked out of the store, he didn't take two steps
He looked straight ahead and froze, he understood who the unexpected person was. Not far in front of him, in a clothing store, a girl wearing a goose yellow short-sleeved top and light blue hot pants appeared in his sight. The girl wore a simple ponytail and a little light makeup, which made her originally eye-catching face even more outstanding, and her presence made the women around her dull. But none of this matters, because the girl affectionately holds a man's arm, a man
is three or four years older than Li Yan, wearing ordinary casual clothes, but Li Yan can clearly feel this man's confidence and aura. That girl's name is Yang Qingyu, and she is the girl who Li Yan lived up to his family's expectations and accompanied him from SX City to LS City, the best first love in his youth, and the girl he loved the most. The man is his English teacher, Zhou Yun. Li Yan's face was gloomy, and his hand holding his shoes couldn't help but tremble, while his mind was quickly retrieving Yang Qingyu,
The result is that there is no query. searched for Zhou Yun, but the result was not found.
Li Yan's body trembled violently, he took out his mobile phone from his bag, and finally dialed the new number that he had not had the courage to dial and connected, Li Yan grabbed the mobile phone in his hand suddenly, and stared at the shadow with fiery eyes. I saw Yang Qingyu pick up the phone and say "hey" sweetly. Li Yan took a deep breath, slowly calmed down, and asked in his calmest tone, "Where are you?" I saw Yang Qingyu stunned for a while, and Zhou Yun looked at her suspiciously,
Yang Qingyu forced a laugh and replied with a frown: "Why do you have my phone number?" Li Yan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and continued to ask in a dry and aggravated tone: "You! Where is it!? Yang Qingyu was startled, his brows furrowed even deeper, and he replied in a dissatisfied tone, "What's wrong?" I'm at my aunt's house right now, so it's not convenient to answer the phone. Li Yan was stunned when he heard this, he could only hear the buzzing sound, the corners of his eyes began to be sour, and tears flowed down uncontrollably.
Gu Chengyan's words sounded in his ears: "Are you worthy of the tolerance and time we gave you?" "One last time, make a decision."
Li Yan's face was expressionless, tears flowed down his face to the ground, and he was holding the mobile phone that had already been hung up. The people around looked at the boy strangely, and they were all talking in private. Li Yan reluctantly looked at the girl who was laughed at by the man next to him, and said to himself mockingly: "I really got a shy face and got a slap." Baidu began to search for "the current Li Yan", and the search results were one. He didn't go in to check the result, because he knew there was no result.