At this moment, Monday has a kind of sorrow, for a single dog who has been a single dog for 18 years, and he is about to become an adult, but he has to give up the opportunity to become an adult because of the exercises, it is too sad.

After struggling for a long time, Zhou Yiyi asked with the last glimmer of hope: "Brother, how many years does it take to practice this exercise?" ”

Long-legged Oba looked at him and said lightly, "At least forty years." ”

"Poof—"

Monday vomited a mouthful of blood on the ground.

"No practice, no practice, no practice!" Monday Yi violated the arrangement of the long-legged Oba for the first time, lying on the bed and rolling around: "I don't practice even if I die!" I don't want to be a virgin! I don't want ~~~~~~~~~~~"

Long-legged Oba: "......"

"Zhou Daxia, why are you crazy?" Tang Doudou in the bathroom turned off the shower, and was cleaning his ears just now, but he didn't hear clearly.

"Nope." Monday turned around and lay on the bed, putting his hands into fists on both sides of his cheeks: "I don't know why, I always feel cute!" ”

“……”

Tang Doudou turned on the shower again: "Neurotic." ”

Seeing that Zhou Yiyi was forced to be nervous because of this, the long-legged Oba looked helpless: "You just want to match with the different **~ so much?" ”

"It's human nature, what can I do." Monday rolled on the bed again: "I want to do that kind of thing with a woman, I don't want to be a single dog for forty years!" ”

“……”

Long-legged Oba sighed: "Then there is no way, give you another exercise!" ”

Monday stopped rolling: "What exercises?" ”

Long-legged Oba glanced at him: "Yin and Yang Jue!" ”

"Yin and Yang Jue?" It's kind of interesting to hear the name: "Yin...... Yang...... Could it be that it is a male and female double~ repair? ”

“……”

Is the resentment of a single dog really that big?

"Sort of!" The long-legged Oba looked helpless: "Tao gives birth to one, life to two, two is yin and yang, yin and yang give birth to three, three gives birth to all things, trace back to the source, yin and yang are only second-class exercises, which are not conducive to your future growth, if you can endure loneliness and practice the first-class exercises I said before, you will have the opportunity to pursue the avenue." ”

"The avenue?" Monday sounded a little wrong: "Brother, you don't want me to cultivate the truth, do you?" ”

Without waiting for the long-legged Oba to answer, Zhou Yiyi shook his head: "Impossible, how can there be such an outrageous thing in the world." ”

“……”

The long-legged Oba said lightly: "The first-class exercise "Chaos Decision", the second-class exercise "Yin and Yang Jue", which one do you choose?" ”

"If I cultivate the Yin and Yang Jue, what realm can I reach in the future?" Monday asked cautiously.

"It's slightly lower than Chaos Due, and although it can also put you at the top, it's not the only one."

"Then I'll be relieved." Monday Yi breathed a sigh of relief: "I choose "Yin and Yang Jue". ”

"......" Long-legged Oba was silent for a moment, and said, "Is the mating pair so important to you?" ”

Zhou Yiyi smiled a little embarrassedly: "My parents always have to hold their grandson." ”

……

A few minutes later, Tang Doudou walked out around the snow-white bathrobe, with a towel on his head, gently wiping it, his chest was a little big, and his white and tender calves were exposed: "Zhou Daxia, you can also go take a bath!" ”

Seeing Tang Doudou's current appearance, Monday's heart was beating fast, although he didn't look in the mirror, he could feel that his face must be very red, thinking of what might happen later, Monday went into the bathroom in a daze, turned cold water and poured it on his body, and slowly calmed down.

"It's just a matter of life, so there's no need to be nervous." He patted his face vigorously, sighed, turned it back into hot water on Monday, and washed his body carefully, not letting go of any corner.

It's the first time in my life and it's sure to make perfect memories.

I was afraid that the washing would not be clean, so I used the shower gel three times in a row on Monday, and the whole body was washed fragrantly, and the skin was rubbed red.

Wiped the water off his body, put on a bathrobe, stood in front of the mirror and took a look, and saw the disposable toothpaste and toothbrush placed here, the toothpaste had been opened, and the toothbrush was also wet, it was obvious that Tang Doudou had just used it.

After hesitating for a moment, Monday picked up his toothbrush, squeezed on the toothpaste, and brushed his teeth...... Hmm, it seems to have the smell of Tang Bean.

After brushing his teeth, he stood in front of the mirror and patted his face, and exhaled: "It's not a big deal, Monday Monday, you can do it." ”

Taking a deep breath, Monday pushed open the bathroom door.

"Haha, it's much more comfortable to take a shower here than at home, and before I know it, I spent a little more time and waited for a long time...... Let's do it! ”

Monday looked at the empty room, looked around, and looked everywhere he could hide, but there was nothing.

“……”

Monday suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

"Beanie, Beanie! Where have you been? ”

The room was not large, and Monday quickly saw a note pressed with a mobile phone on the bedside table.

"Zhou Daxia, thank you for helping me increase my experience of how to get along with my boyfriend during the holidays, I think you must be very disappointed, right? Hehe, actually, I'm quite disappointed, if you were my boyfriend, we'd definitely have a sleepless night tonight, but unfortunately, you're not, so if you really want to do this kind of thing with me, then be my boyfriend first! If you send me the 'I want to be your boyfriend' before the wee hours of the morning, I'll be your girlfriend, and if you don't, we're still good friends. ”

"By the way, I have paid the room fee, you can sleep peacefully for the night, and you can check out before eight o'clock tomorrow morning."

After reading the content on the note, Monday hurriedly opened his phone and looked at the time, which clearly showed 23:59.

"Don't!" Monday was in a hurry to write a text message: I want to be your boyfriend.

After filling in the sender as 'Tang Doudou', I consciously looked at the time on Monday, and fortunately, it was still 59 points.

"Doudou, I'm here!" Monday's thumbs are immediately pressed towards the send button.

"Handsome, absolutely scumbag, absolutely bad! He was handsome and definitely died very quickly......"

At the last moment, a phone call came, and the mobile phone screen automatically jumped to the answering interface, but the finger did not touch 'send', but touched 'close'.

“……”

Monday's whole body stiffened, and his eyes struggled to turn to the time, and the number had become 00:00.

But that's not the point, the point is that the name of the person who called just now is none other than Tang Doudou.

Outside the hotel, seeing that Zhou Yiyi hung up his phone, Tang Doudou pulled his hair and sighed helplessly: "I'm really angry." ”

Turning his head to look at the hotel door, he grabbed his hair vigorously: "Alas! shouldn't be cheap, hypocrisy is really wrong. ”

"No matter!"

With a shout, Tang Doudou turned off his mobile phone, and rode away on an electric car with a face full of cows.

"Woo, this is a lesson, and you must not make a mistake when you should start in the future...... Ah, the little fresh meat delivered to the door, goodbye. ”

Inside the hotel room.

"The phone you dialed is turned off, sorry......"

Hearing the voice from the mobile phone, the corners of Long-legged Oba's mouth curled: "You still practice Chaos Decision!" ”

“……”

Monday held his head in his hands, looked up to the sky and wailed: "No~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

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Thanks to 'Morning Death, Mumu' for the 100 starting coins, and 'sam~tang' for the 200 starting coins.

The first shift was delivered, and the second shift was delivered before the wee hours of the morning.