Meat Bun said with a smile: "The story I told is that my son-in-law is a tomb robber, hehe I used to listen to my mother when I was a child, and every time I listened to it, I found it interesting." ”

It turns out that the story goes like this.

Li Laohan in Zhuangzi wanted to buy a kind of farm tool, and he needed to go to a neighboring county. My wife has a maiden sister who married into that county, and she had long planned to leave for a kiss, so she went out with the old man.

After finishing their errands in the neighboring county, it was already noon, and the old couple found a restaurant on the street, planning to eat and then go to visit relatives.

Who knew that as soon as they entered the door, they encountered a strange thing, which frightened the old couple into dissipation. What do you say?

The daughter who died three years ago is walking with a plate and a smile.

There are people who look the same in the world, and they are suspecting that they are dazzled, and when the woman looks up and sees the old couple, she is also stunned, and the plate in her hand "snaps" and falls to the ground, and she screams in a trembling voice: "Dad, mother." ”

Isn't this daylight?! The old couple walked out without saying a word, and the female ghost chased after her when she saw this, and the old couple ran away and she ran too, shouting incessantly: "Dad, mother, don't run!" ”

Finally, they couldn't run anymore, and the old couple was so tired that they sat down on a step, and then the female ghost also approached step by step.

The old man shouted with a crying voice: "Girl, don't come here, when you are alive, we and your mother are not thin on you, and we didn't lose you when we pretend to be buried, you have to ask for your life, find those who have hatred, and you can't harm your own father and mother!" ”

The female ghost had to stop and patiently explained: "Dad, mother, I'm not a ghost. You see that I walk with a sound and a shadow on my body, I am a big living person! ”

The old couple stared at the dazzling sun for a while, and then they were a little convinced.

But they still didn't understand: "We saw with our own eyes that you were sick and buried in the cemetery in the west of the village, how did we live again?" ”

The girl sighed and said, "It's a long story, this is not the place to talk, let's go back to the hotel first." ”

Back at the small restaurant, the girl let the second elder into a room in the back hall, and shouted to the front: "Chuntang." After a while, I saw a young man with clear eyebrows walking into the house.

The girl said, "Our father and mother are here." The old couple looked at each other, isn't this Jia Chuntang, the second-rate son in the village?

No wonder I haven't seen this king and eight calves in the village in the past three years, it turned out to be here. But how did he get together with his daughter?

Because there were guests in the front hall, Jia Chuntang continued to greet him, and the girl explained the ins and outs.

It turned out that there was a famine that year, and people generally did not have enough to eat at that time, although Li Laohan only had one girl, he also lived a life of half a year of bran and half a year's grain.

The eighteen-year-old girl was hungry, and one day she boiled a few eggs at home while her father and mother were rushing to the market.

While enjoying it, I didn't want a rain to wash it away, so my father and mother came back early. Hearing her father knock on the door, the girl panicked and hurriedly swallowed a few shelled eggs.

I didn't want to choke, but after a while, I rolled my eyes and died.

When my father and mother came in to see it, they hurriedly looked for someone to rescue them, but they didn't save them for a long time. A good big girl said that she would die if she died, and the old couple was indescribably sad, so they thought about mourning well, and buried all the dowries they had prepared on weekdays.

There is a second-rate son named Jia Chuntang in the village, who is lazy and lazy, no girl is willing to follow him, he also fell in love with Li Laohan's daughter, and once invited someone to come to the door to say goodbye, so that the old man scolded him.

When he came out of the funeral, he also came to see the excitement, and when he saw the red, green, and green funeral goods, he couldn't help but be moved.

That night, the moon happened to be hanging in the sky, and in the second half of the night, Jia Chuntang secretly came to the cemetery with his guys. He dug up the seal, lifted the lid of the coffin and jumped in.

In the trade of tomb robbing, one end is put around one's neck and the other end is put around the neck of the dead, so that the dead can sit up and take off their clothes.

As soon as Jia Chuntang lifted the female corpse's body up, he heard the female corpse's throat "vomit", and then a round thing shot on his face. Jia Chuntang was taken aback: I have seen thousands of people, but I have never seen a dead person fight.

Then the female corpse sighed: "Oops, suffocate me!" Jia Chuntang was shocked: "Whoosh" jumped out of the coffin.

I heard the female corpse inside, and wondered, "Where am I?" Jia Chuntang boldly asked, "Lili, are you a human or a ghost?" Inside, Lili replied: "Listen to how the voice looks like Brother Chuntang, come and pull me." ”

It's broken, it's recognized by a ghost, that's asking for your life! Jia Chuntang said "Ahh Lili had already crawled out of the coffin at this time, and when she saw this, she chased after her. In the end, he was timid, and it didn't take long for Jia Chuntang to fall down as soon as his legs were weak, and Lili immediately pounced on him......

Shocked, the two of them understood the reason. Jia Chuntang had long wanted to marry Lili, thinking that she was poor and white and robbed the tomb again, her father and mother must be unwilling, and Lili was also afraid of being a ghost and not being able to see anyone when she went back. At that time, Gao Fei couldn't fly anywhere, so he went to a neighboring county to open a restaurant.

As he was talking, Jia Chuntang entered the house and called the second elder to eat, and when Li Laohan saw that this kid was angry, he didn't fight and scolded: "The next thing!" What are you not doing well, doing that immoral thing, I will kill you tomb robber! "Raise the cigarette pouch and the pot and smash it on his head.

Lili hurriedly stopped: "Dad, if he doesn't rob the tomb, how can your daughter come back to life?" Besides, he won't do that again, so you can spare him. ”

Later, the old couple lived with their daughter and son-in-law, and they lived a good life.

Ouyang Deyuan was about to speak, but Murong Xing took the lead and said, "Oh, it's over, this story is really long." ”

"Lady, this story is really interesting, I can't imagine such an evil thing as being a tomb robber, and I can ask for a satisfactory woman to be my daughter-in-law, fortunately, he will change his evil ways in the future, otherwise I'm afraid trouble will come." Ouyang Deyuan said very pertinently.

"Hehe, yes, but I think this girl is also lucky, otherwise she would have been buried by her parents in a daze, and she would have died unjustly." Meat bun said.

Murong Xing couldn't help it.

"You're all right, now it's my turn to tell it, you've already told a story by yourself, it's my turn, I've already figured out how to say it, this story is wonderful, after listening to it, you will be surprised to find that I am a very talented person." Murong Xing chattered.

Ouyang Deyuan smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, okay, you can say it, but don't be too boring, otherwise we won't listen to it well." ”

Murong Xing hurriedly said: "Of course not, although I don't dare to say that my story is much better than yours, at least it won't be worse than the story of Sister Meat Bun." ”

Meat Baozi rolled his eyes: "Then we'll wait and see." ”

(To be continued.) )