Chapter 2, The "Happy" Life of a Thief
It was still dark at night, and two military dark green jeeps drove through the bustling street market towards the deserted suburbs outside Chengdu.
Tied up by five flowers, Donglin sat in the second jeep and looked out the window at the night scene.
The man sitting in the passenger seat looked at Donglin through the rear mirror.
"Ouch! I have stomach aches. Let me go out and make it easier! Donglin suddenly said with his hands on his stomach and with great difficulty.
"A blue and white porcelain, two picture scrolls, an ancient knife, and five pieces ......of Hetian jade," the man said in a calm tone, thinking to himself that sure enough, this kid would never be so obedient.
"Hey, my stomach suddenly doesn't hurt anymore." As soon as Donglin heard that the man began to chatter again, he hurriedly stopped.
"My name is Long Weiguo." A simple introduction of the man.
"Got it, Uncle Long." Donglin didn't even know what his military rank was, how could he know how important the "uncle" in front of him was. It's still the uncle's shouting.
Silence returned to the car. Donglin couldn't help but feel embarrassed when he looked at the two people who forcibly sandwiched him in the middle. With these two, he is a strong figure outside, and he becomes like a cat.
"Uncle Long, are you hot?" Donglin Huiran raised his head and asked sincerely.
"Huh? It's not hot. Then he touched his face.
"Then open the skylight, I'm hot." Donglin looked at the dragon school pitifully, and the dragon school looked at Donglin scrutinically. This is really not Donglin's outfit, and the body temperature of the two people on the side is not covered.
Zhang Yu opened the skylight. Proofreading Long said to Zhang Yu in the driver's seat.
Zhang Yu raised his hand expressionlessly to open the sunroof, and silence returned to the car. Only Donglin continued to writhe like a maggot.
"What's wrong with you?" Long Xiao turned his head to look at Donglin.
"Hehe, I haven't taken a shower for a few days and it's itchy all over. Just rub it off. Donglin kept writhing, and finally the hands tied behind his back loosened slightly.
The sky was getting white, and the jeeps that were traveling at night slowed down. The two people beside Donglin were also a little tired. Donglin slowly moved his body. A triumphant smile hung on the corner of his mouth, and the opportunity had come.
After the convoy drove into a forest, Donglin quickly threw the sunroof on the upper seat and jumped onto the roof of the car. He stepped on the front car cover, grimaced at the Dragon School, and ran quickly into the woods. The whole set of actions does not take more than a second, and the special forces are not vegetarians. Ran out of the car at the same speed and ran towards Donglin.
"Dragon School, it's my dereliction of duty. Didn't look favorably on him. Zhang Yu stood beside Long Xiao and said guiltily.
"It's not your fault, this kid can even steal the portrait in the palace of country M, how can a person who is known as a thief be subdued so easily, since he wants to play with a few military dogs to play with him. Tell them to hit him hard with empty cartridges. "Long Xiao still said something surprising kindly.
That's right, Zheng Donglin is a very headache guy. Countless treasures have been stolen, and the stolen items will be put back in half a month. If it is genuine, there will be a post-it note on it, listing the stolen items and summarizing them. If you lose an imitation, you will come back with a pile of wreckage. What is surprising is that as long as Donglin sees something, it is all valuable without exception, and there has never been a failure.
Such a headache guy was actually sent to the Lion Regiment, and it seems that Captain Lu is going to make a difficulty. After giving the order of the Dragon School, Zhang Yu smiled and looked at the dark and lonely forest with a good look.
"Damn, even the dog uses it. It's really an idle egg pain. Donglin squatted on a tall tree and looked at the military dog that had just run past below. Spitting.
"Report, no trace found." A soldier ran out of the jungle and said.
"With radar."
"Yes."
"Dragon School, this kid is really so powerful. Even the military dogs were not found. Speaking of this, Zhang Yu was slightly stunned, you must know that as special forces, they have been trained for half a year to do it, and this kid is only twenty years old, who did he learn from.
"Hmph, he's not just capable of that." Long Xiao smiled profoundly.
Five people in the forest surrounded a large tree, guns in their hands, and threw a dark shadow on the tree.
"I can't get down." The five of them forced a laugh and shook the gun in their hands and said.
"You are a fool of me, you must not peel my skin when you go down." Donglin shrank his body into a certain range and shouted.
"We're to blame. Brothers. The corners of the five people's mouths curled up slightly, and they all shot at Donglin.
Donglin almost reflexively dodged over, and the empty bag hit the tree.
"You're coming!" Donglin was depressed while dodging the bullets, and if he had escaped as usual, he would have escaped. Why should I be shot as a live target here, the problem is that I don't know the way~~~ "Stop, I'll come down." Donglin shouted.
"It's only been a few hits, and it's really boring that your kid surrendered before it was enjoyable." One of the sniper snatchers said.
Donglin slowly came down from the tree and looked at the originally clean night clothes, which were now covered with flowers and dots of powder, which was particularly embarrassing.
"Alright, let's go with us when you've had enough." A burly man said.
When the six of them came out of the woods, the sky was already half bright. Donglin walked in front of Long Xiao with his head down, and his face was unrecognizable.
"What did you just do?" Long Xiao was still amiable, but Donglin was choked. Isn't that knowingly asking.
"Just now, it was too hot. I'm going to cool off and cool off. Donglin said sloppily.
"Oh, it's too hot, too. Let's let you cool down. Donglin's bad premonition appeared at this time. Sure enough, this Uncle Long is an out-and-out smiling tiger.
The sky was completely bright, and two jeeps were speeding down the forest road.
The sky is so blue, the sun is so dazzling, the wind is so fast, and the people are so messy.
"Ahh Uncle Long, I was wrong! Let me down. Donglin was tightly tied to the roof of the car with a rope and couldn't move.
"How's it going, isn't it cool?" Long Xiao poked his head out of the skylight and asked.
"Uncle, I was wrong. Let me down. Donglin saw that Longxiao also interceded with him, which was much more exciting than a roller coaster.
"No hurry, it's almost there. Enjoy. Long Xiao patted Donglin on the shoulder and went down. Leaving Donglin alone with a lonely "blowing wind".
The speed of the car slowed down, and Donglin hurriedly looked up. The body shook, and Donglin's head was knocked dizzy. Pulled into a very spacious place by the car in a daze, this is the barracks? In the afterglow, I saw the soldiers guarding the door, and the whole person instantly woke up. After the car stopped, Donglin began to have a large number of this barracks, and there were several rows of soldiers who saw the "things" on the roof of the car during the morning exercise, and they all looked at it curiously.
"How's it going, isn't it comfortable?" Long Xiao got out of the car and looked at Donglin.
"Well, it's crooked. Uncle Long, I was wrong. Let me down. Donglin said.
"Hmph, you kid. Zhang Yu put him down. After speaking, Long Xiao entered the office building without looking back.
Donglin stood on the roof of the car and jumped a few times. Zhang Yu didn't say anything in his eyes, this kid was definitely retaliating.
Donglin handsomely jumped out of the jeep and began to calculate how to escape.
"Gone." Zhang Yu tapped Donglin's arm with the muzzle of the gun, as if he was saying that if he was disobedient, he would eat the gun. Spitting, Donglin followed a few people into the office building, and went straight to the innermost office on the third floor of the top floor.
Zhang Yu knocked on the door" report. ”
"Enter." A middle-aged man's voice came.
Donglin was reluctantly pushed in.
There are two middle-aged men sitting in the office, one is the Dragon School, and the other doesn't know it, it's probably the **oss here.
"That's what you call genius?" The man's puzzled gaze scanned Donglin back and forth.
"Lao Lu, don't underestimate him. It was on the way to the eyelids that I ran away. Long Xiao took a sip of the freshly brewed tea, and his eyebrows fine-tuned the tea.