Chapter 18 Human Affection
Wine is the elegant medicine of true gentlemen, and it is also the natural enemy of hypocrites, so to speak, how a person behaves, it is clear at a glance when he sees his behavior after drinking. I believe that a person who is elegant and modest before drinking but obscene and obscene after drinking is not noble in any way. People have character, and wine also has wine, like Wu Fan, although he thinks that although he is not very good in terms of character, he has also touched his wallet and even robbed a dog. grain, but the wine is absolutely superb.
So when Ma San, the drunkard, was kicked and fell on the dining table of Wu Fan and the others, Wu Fan still didn't mind, but this scoundrel named Ma San pretended to be crazy and stupid with the strength of wine, staring at Wu Fan with a pair of dead fish eyes and shouting: "Look what! I've never seen anyone drinking! Don't stare at me with your doggy eyes. ”
Wu Fan ignored him, Wu Fan is not the kind of good young man who will go to righteousness and courage, maybe his self-righteous and courageous actions are likely to be exchanged for great humiliation. The second is that Wu Fan is a person who likes to write anger control in the palm of his hand all the time, because when people are angry, their sanity will drop to zero, and most of the things we do at that time will make us regret it.
Wu Fan didn't want to make trouble, but someone did. Ma San was just stunned by Qiao Jingnu's side, and he also felt that he didn't seem to be the opponent of that girl, so he continued to show off his martial arts and said to Wu Fan: "Damn, I lack my father and young mother's things." ”
Lack of a father and a young mother? Wu Fan took a deep breath and borrowed wine to spill? If I don't teach you a lesson today, it seems that you don't know how much you drink when you are drunk!
Wu Fan's eyes were cold, and he picked up an unopened beer bottle, which was aimed at Ma San's calf. This man named Ma San couldn't stand at that time, and knelt on one knee like proposing to Wu Fan. It's not over yet, just when he just knelt down Wu Fan is a bottle on his shoulder, to say that the current process is good, the two bottles went down except for hearing a pig-like howl, the bottle was not broken, and then Wu Fan kicked Ma San's chest, and the whole person flew back to Qiao Jingnu.
The means were so quick that Qiao Jingnu was also surprised.
When Ma San opened his eyes again, he found that he had reached the other side, and his group of fox friends who drank with him were happily watching the excitement on the side, and then hurriedly came over and helped him up with righteous indignation. Ma Sansheng, who had never suffered such a big humiliation in his life, blushed, glanced at Qiao Jingnu and the others, turned his head and shouted at Wu Fan: "Stinky boy! Dare to move you Ma Sanye! What is your name! ”
Wu Fanle is happy, what are you talking about?
"I lack a father and a young mother, I don't have a name, most people call me Second Master Wu, if you are interested, you can call me Second Father Wu."
Ma San thought about it with his brain, which was already not bright and drank a little alcohol: My name is Ma San, his name is Wu Er, obviously a head taller than me!
"Stinky boy, you wait for me, your grandfather told someone to beat you to death!" With that, a group of people flew away like headless flies. Wu Fan and Lao Lu looked at each other, this is the legendary shadow that comes and goes?
"Xiao Wu, you can do it, your fighting style is quite the style of my youth!"
"You can talk, don't brag."
After Qiao Jingnu and Wei Nandie whispered a few words, Wei Nandie and the man in the suit turned away, leaving Qiao Jingnu alone.
Qiao Jingnu walked over with a smile like a saint's peak.
"I'm sorry to trouble the two of you, my name is Qiao Jingnu, and I'm from Heilongjiang."
"It has nothing to do with you, he provoked me first. Besides, if a beautiful woman makes a mistake, even Satan will forgive. ”
Qiao Jingnu smiled: "What do you two do?" ”
Wu Fan poured a glass of wine and said very truthfully: "I don't have a job, the two of you want to eat." ”
Qiao Jingnu was surprised, asking for food? "Barbecue?"
Wu Fanle: "Why, if you want to eat, you can't eat barbecue?" Didn't you hear the news that beggars now have an annual salary of 100,000? ”
Qiao Jingnu shook her head: "Can I have a drink?" ”
Wu Fan also wanted to head up and said: "It's best not to, a girl should not drink with strange men, besides, our world is too ordinary, this wine is also, not suitable for a woman like you." ”
"Wine is nothing more than beer, people are nothing more than living people, princes and generals, rather there is a kind?"
"What a prince and general, rather have a kind of hu, these words come out of a woman's mouth, it's so magnanimous!" As he spoke, Wu Fan picked up another bottle of beer, and knocked it on the cement road, the green bottle shattered and foamed at the white foam, and a lot of beer spilled out. Wu Fan hurriedly held the broken beer bottle high and said to Qiao Jingnu: "I respect you for this." ”
Qiao Jingnu bit the dead skin on her mouth, not to be outdone, picked up a bottle of beer, and bit off the cap with her mouth, and bit out a trace of blood. The two of them just did two bottles of twelve-degree old snow without hesitation.
The old man surnamed Lu on the side narrowed his eyes with joy. Heart speaks: It's really two children who are not willing to admit defeat.
The three of them ate and drank together, and Wu Fan had to say that Qiao Jingnu's tutor was very good, and she could talk to two people named Huazi at such a small table. It seems that the saying that men want to be poor and raise their daughters to be rich is indeed true, men are poor, and if they are poor, they will think about change, which can keep men high in morale. Women should be rich so that they will not be dazzled in the world.
Qiao Jingnu asked Wu Fandao: "Are you from Shenyang?" ”
Wu Fan nodded.
"I came to Shenyang to help some friends, but the most important thing is to visit Shenyang, but I am not familiar with Shenyang. If you're familiar with this place, can you give me a guided tour? ”
"It's okay to be a tour guide, but it's not profitable, especially for a poor person like me, is it good?"
Shouldn't men be the kind of people who can't walk when they see a beautiful woman and are willing to be a flower messenger? There are even people who directly mention benefits in front of women?
"I owe you a favor for tonight's events, and if you give me another tour guide, I owe you two, how about it? Very few people can make me owe a favor, so you make a lot of money on this deal. ”
"Deal, but there is a premise, you report the expenses."
A smile: "Naturally, then leave a contact information?" ”
"I live in the bridge under the Victory Bridge, and if you don't dislike me for being a beggar, you can come to me. Then I reported a mobile phone number, and I didn't think about whether this smiling woman could remember it.
In fact, it is much better to be flashy than to be useless, standing on top of the endless void, wearing the emperor's new clothes to mock those grass people in tattered clothes.
After the three of them finished eating, Wu Fan wanted to pay, but was stopped by Qiao Jingnu: "I have eaten so much here, I shouldn't let you spend money, I will invite you to this meal, and I will have the opportunity to invite you to me next time." ”
Wu Fan wanted to refuse, but it was a vain thing to compete for face in front of this kind of woman, and it was estimated that he could only suffer if he wanted to save face if he died. However, when he took out his wallet from the small satchel on his left hand and took out the money, Wu Fan still looked stupid once, the wallet was densely packed with all kinds of cards, I believe that this dignified and graceful woman does not just like to collect membership cards.
In the middle of the night, Old Man Lu and Wu Fan were lying under the bridge cave, one holding a dog's tail grass in his mouth.
"Xiao Wu, this girl is not an ordinary person, she is arrogant."
"You can see that that outfit alone is worth more than me."
"It can't be said that a person's worth is not based on how much he can give at his peak, but on how much others can give her when he has nothing. Xiao Wu, this woman doesn't seem to be simple, you can grasp it as much as possible, and it is also worth forgiving if you can be Chen Shimei. ”
"Don't expect it, take a step at a time and see everything according to fate, I don't think there will be any woman who likes that her man is Chen Shimei, whether that woman is Qin Xianglian or Princess Huanyu." Wu Fan can't control his fate, so he can only cooperate with it, so as to make it develop in the direction I guide to some extent.
The night comes and the evening wind strikes south, the insects chirp crisply, the willows blow the embankment, and some people install the side dam.
Who in the world has no heart? Glory and wealth, white heads are inseparable, who is unique in the world?