PS: For a long, long time...... It's been so long that Haitong himself has forgotten how long he hasn't asked for tickets from everyone.,But today's such an auspicious chapter name:A hair is a hair.,I'm sorry for this rare chapter name if I don't ask for tickets.。

Everyone, for this auspicious chapter name, vote for reincarnation, right? Not a lot of words

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Brother Hu can hesitate here, hesitating whether to dial this phone call, but some people can't hesitate.

For example, South Koreans, Americans, and Russians.

Although no one said that the real culprits of the bombing of the US military warplanes that occurred at the city hall of Osan City, Gyeonggi Province, South Korea, were Russians, I don't know why, but in just a short period of time, this incident seems to have become a secret known to everyone, and the Russians have even become synonymous with conspirators and despicable villains, and Russia's embassies, agencies, and other foreign offices in nearly 200 countries and regions in the world have been summoned by the heads of government of the countries where they are located.

This kind of abnormal behavior naturally aroused the great attention of the Russian government, and after analyzing the summons of these people, the high-ranking members of the Russian government were so angry that they almost vomited blood: all the ambassadors, counselors, and other personnel stationed abroad expressed their expressions as if they were looking at a thief.

Thief? Dignified Russia, the world's second largest military power, was actually treated as a thief?

This sentence almost drove Putin's gang crazy.

But what is the reason for this?

When Putin and Medvedev were furious, the intelligence of the Russian National Intelligence and Security Service was sent, and the intelligence sent finally revealed the doubts in everyone's minds: why the Russians were treated as thieves.

I don't know where the news came from, but everyone thinks that the US military bombing incident that occurred at the city hall of Osan City, Gyeonggi Province, South Korea, was that the American fighter planes bombed the city hall of Osan City, Gyeonggi Province, South Korea, but the root cause was that the Russians deliberately induced the Americans to bomb it

"Lying on the grass and mud Male, Gobi Bush, Lao Tzu is not finished with you"

As soon as he saw this information, Putin, who had been dealing with Bush Jr. for several years, was immediately furious

Judging from his own experience in dealing with Bush Jr., there is a 90 percent, not 100 percent, probability that this news was disseminated by the Americans.

Thinking of the huge impact on Russia's international image after this news was disseminated, it seems that it is not incomprehensible for Putin to scold here, and anyone who is splashed with such a basin of dirty water for no reason can't stand it.

A bunch of grumpy polar bears are furious, damn Yankees, you deceive people too much

"If you want to retaliate, we will retaliate hard, we will let the damned Yankees know that Russia is not easy to bully, we are not easy to bully" The grumpy secretary of defense jumped into his chair, waved his fist and shouted to give the Americans a little color, and half of the spitting stars flying around were spewed by this guy.

"Yes, if you want to retaliate, you want to retaliate, and you want to let the damned Yankees know that we Russia are definitely not easy to bully" The others shouted: When have we suffered such a big loss, damn it, why didn't the Americans dare to pour this kind of dirty water on the head of the former Soviet Union in the first place? These bastards must have done this because they were bullies.

Since the damned Yankees think that the Russians are easy to bully, let them see if we are easy to bully or not.

Finally, Putin kept a little calm and asked the director of the Russian National Intelligence and Security Service, "Has the authenticity of this information been confirmed?" ”。 …,

"It's confirmed," the somewhat grim head of Russia's National Intelligence and Security Service nodded heavily, "it's already certain that this incident was done by the damned Yankees."

Then hesitating to kick the Yankee's ass, fuck the Yankee's sister, and blow the Yankee's ass

Putin, who was furious, rarely kept a little calm, of course, it is necessary to teach the damned Americans a lesson, but how to teach it? How can we not only make the Americans suffer a big loss after the lesson, but also know which kind of rampaging polar bear the Russians are still and will not be bullied, and they are dumb and can't say what they can't say?

Dropping a few nuclear bombs on the territory of the Americans is of course relieving, but can this be done? On the ...... of Conventional Operations Putin sighed in his heart: In terms of conventional warfare alone, Russia is not the opponent of the Americans now.

"Come on, let's discuss together, what should be done about this matter, how can we teach the Americans a lesson, and make these bastards speechless" beckoned, Putin motioned for everyone to sit down honestly, especially glared at Defense Minister Ivanov, "What are you doing like a monkey for me?" ”

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Ivanov, who was standing on a chair with his teeth and claws, didn't he look like a big horse monkey? Burst out laughing.

I didn't think it before, but now that Putin said this, Ivanovton felt embarrassed, got down from the chair with a red face, and glanced at Putin and everyone depressedly, "Mr. President, what do you command?" ”

When everyone calms down, everyone realizes that it is of course necessary to retaliate against the Americans, but if the method is not right, the result may be counterproductive for the Russians.

"I think we might be able to start with Afghanistan." Ivanov, who had quieted down, spoke surprisingly again.

"Afghanistan?" The crowd exclaimed

What is Afghanistan? It is known as the center of the world, starting from Afghanistan, you can attack Russia in the north, you can deal with India in the south, you can deal with Europe in the west, and you can deal with China in the east, since the importance of Afghanistan to the world was discovered in modern times, Afghanistan has become the world's top military power, from the empire on which the sun never sets, to the former Soviet Union in the 20th century, and then to the United States in the 21st century, are full of attachment and desire to conquer this land.

Why was the former Soviet Union able to hold out in Afghanistan for so long despite heavy losses? It is because the former Soviet Union knew the importance of Afghanistan to this land for the Soviet Union to contain Europe, although the former Soviet Union failed for various reasons, it does not mean that the Russians have lost interest in Afghanistan.

Now listening to Ivanov say this, Putin's eyes suddenly lit up, "What do you say?" ”

"What the Americans did to us in Afghanistan back then, now we will return it to them as it is," Ivanov said word by word, gritting his teeth.

Give them back what the Americans did to the former Soviet Union as it was? Now we, Russia, support the Afghan people in their resistance to the invasion of evil US imperialism? Ivanov's proposal made everyone a little ridiculous, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was feasible: since you Americans are willing to be the first year of junior high school, then don't blame others for being the fifteenth

"Ivan, you've been thinking about this for a long time, haven't you? Not a lot of words" Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev next to him poked Ivanov and asked in a low voice.

"Hey...... Ivanov just laughed and didn't speak.

Of course, he had been thinking about this idea for a long time, and even when the Americans launched the war in Afghanistan, this idea came up, but at that time, Russia was limited by the political, economic and military strength at that time, and there was no way to confront the Americans; On the other hand, the shadow of the war in Afghanistan made many Russians instinctively disgusted with this land and did not want to support Afghanistan at all. …,

But now the situation has changed, when the Americans are becoming more and more aggressive, Russia has realized that it is necessary for the Americans to face up to Russia's interests, and as Russians who have dealt with Americans for decades, no one knows the nature of Americans better than them: if you don't beat them up, they will not honestly return to the negotiating table with you, and they will always put on a condescending face in front of you.

At this time, the method of supporting Afghanistan can be put on the agenda.

"Ivan's proposal is very good, I personally agree with it," Putin looked around at the crowd, "is there anyone else who opposes this proposal?" ”。

No one objected, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts and made up their minds that they must teach the Americans a lesson.

Putin was very satisfied with this result and nodded, "Very good, since no one has expressed any objections, then Ivan will make a detailed plan after he goes back...... I'm sure he's been planning this for a long time, so this plan won't keep us waiting too long, right, Ivan? ”

In the end, Putin did not forget to make fun of Ivanov.

Everyone looked at Ivanov and burst into good-natured laughter.

"Hehe...... Ivanov took off his hat and scratched his head embarrassedly: he had been planning this for a long time, and even the plan he had prepared was now lying in his desk.

"Igor, how is the progress of your intelligence services on the Afghan side? Can you find someone reliable? Putin asked the head of Russia's National Intelligence and Security Service.

As an intelligence chief, this guy was originally not qualified to attend this kind of meeting, but the current situation requires the support of the intelligence system, so Igor, director of the Russian National Intelligence and Security Service, was specially approved to attend this high-level meeting.

Over the years, although Russia has been vigorously developing its own intelligence forces in Afghanistan, the effect is not very good, this nation full of hostility to the Russians, few people are willing to serve the Russians, but in this operation against the United States, the Afghans have become an unavoidable link, which can't help but give Putin a headache.

"It used to be difficult, but after the Americans started the war on Afghanistan, the first two years were fine, and then the Afghans realized that the Americans didn't really want to give them the life they wanted, but just wanted to occupy their land, and the Afghans had a much worse opinion of the Americans...... It was only last year that our intelligence system was systematically launched in Afghanistan. Igor briefed Putin and everyone about the situation.

That is, now the Russian intelligence system has at least gained a foothold in Afghanistan? That's great news.

When Igor said this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts: without a suitable agent, no matter how good this plan is, there is no way to implement it, and now that it is good, the most difficult link has finally passed.

"Very well," it all seemed to be starting to go well, and Putin was pleased with the result, "give me the details...... By the way, Ivan, what do Afghans need most now? ”

"Basically, it's rocket launchers, rocket artillery, shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles, directional mines, explosives, they don't have a shortage of guns and bullets, by the way, and they lack the necessary mobility capabilities, which is a problem." Defense Minister Ivanov thought for a moment and said, "These are the things necessary for guerrilla warfare, especially shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles, which they need the most, otherwise when they attack the Americans, the American planes or helicopters bomb and there is nothing. The reason why bin Laden retreated under the blows of the Americans was that they were not equipped to counter the bombing of American planes. ”…,

"So, shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles must be guaranteed?" Putin banged on the table, thoughtful.

"Yes, Mr. President," Ivanov nodded heavily, paused, and added, "If I'm not mistaken, we seem to have produced quite a few modifications of the American Stinger shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles." ”

As soon as Ivanov's words came out, everyone immediately laughed, and even Putin laughed.

At that time, the Americans' "Stinger" shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles caused great losses to the former Soviet soldiers and pilots on the battlefield in Afghanistan.

Later, although the former Soviet Union withdrew its troops from Afghanistan, during the period of the former Soviet Union, Russia obtained a large number of American-made "Stinger" shoulder-fired air defense missiles from the battlefield in Afghanistan.

According to statistics, there are about 70,000 "Stinger" shoulder-fired air defense missiles circulating around the world -- this is quite a huge number compared to weapons of this class -- but in fact, there are less than 10,000 "Stinger" shoulder-fired air defense missiles flowing out of the hands of the Americans, and the remaining 60,000 or so are all Russian-made with high quality and low prices.

The Americans are angry at this, especially the American arms dealers, who are even more angry at this, thinking that the damned Russians have robbed them of their business. However, the problem is that all the configurations on these "Stinger" shoulder-fired air defense missiles are exactly the same as those of the "Stinger" shoulder-fired air defense missiles produced by the Americans themselves, and even in the later period, many improved versions of the "Stinger" appeared--some of them were produced by the Americans, copied by the Russians, and some were simply improved by the Russians themselves -- even if the Americans wanted to make trouble with the Russians, they still had no choice.

In addition, in terms of copycats, we are actually not Lao Maozi's opponents.

The meaning of Ivanov's words is obvious, even if these "Stinger" shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles are in the hands of the Afghans, even if the Americans know that the Russians did this, they can only pinch their noses and admit it, why, because they have no evidence in their hands

All the anti-aircraft missiles have the text on them in English, and there is no trace of what the Russians can do with everything, what can the Americans do? It's nothing more than spending a lot of money to buy it from the Afghans, but in the first two years, there were still Afghans who sold this thing to the Americans, and in the past two years, after thinking that the Americans were not a good thing, no Afghans sold their "Stinger" shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles to the Americans.

Even if they are willing to sell their "Stinger" shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles to the Afghans, it is just right for the Russians, and according to the price of $100,000 a "Stinger" shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missile offered by the Americans, it is almost $30,000 more expensive than that on the arms black market.

That's right, it's really good business.

Knowing Ivanov's thoughts, everyone nodded their heads.

"Okay then," Putin smiled when he knew what Ivanov had in mind, "Well, you can write a report later, and I'll sign it for you, and then ...... Haha, the Americans will sell the 'Stinger' to the Afghans, and then let the Afghans carry the 'Stinger' of their own production to deal with them Americans. ”

Thinking of what kind of expression on his face when the Americans finally seized the weapons of the Afghans, only to find out that these things were authentic "made in the United States", Putin suddenly felt that he should go out and celebrate: Damn Yankees, you also have today? Wha......

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"What's that?" Seeing Jill walking towards him with an envelope, Zhang Lan asked curiously.

"There's an invitation," Jill handed the envelope to Zhang, "an invitation from the White House." ”

"An invitation from the White House?" Zhang Lan was stunned for a moment, and then noticed the conspicuous sign on the envelope, "What does that guy mean, why are you sending me an invitation?" ”

"The letter said that next Wednesday is the birthday of Bush Jr.'s second daughter, and they invited you, me, the princess, and the county lord to go to their daughter's birthday together, and they also said that this time Bush Jr.'s second daughter celebrates her birthday, except for the people from their Bush family, only the four of us are invited."

"Then we should be honored?" Zhang Lan said with a smile, her face immediately turned pale, "When they negotiated with us before, they didn't take any advantage, this time it seems that they are planning to take the lady route?" ”……，