"I'll go, She Chen, what have you done during this time?"

Lin Yunhai stood at the door of the 222 dormitory in a daze, looking at the messy garbage inside, the instant noodle cup that was put aside after eating, the disposable cup left when drinking water, and the floor that had not been dragged for a month and a half, and he could draw with a light wipe with his hand, he really couldn't think of whether this was a garbage heap or a dormitory?

"Damn, why don't you mop the floor? Can you sleep like this at night? Lin Yunhai suddenly admired She Chen a little.

To say, the four in the original 222 dormitory were actually very lazy, but with Lin Yunhai, Zhuo Fei and Ye Fan, the three of them were just generally lazy, but this second She Chen was particularly lazy. Although a few of them are lazy, they still attach great importance to the hygiene of the dormitory, especially Zhuo Fei, he doesn't care about other things, but he still asks for it to be dragged once a day. In this way, several people began to take turns to be responsible for the hygiene of the dormitory for a week. And every time it was only She Chen's turn to clean up, it would make the other three people want to cry without tears, and he could drag the land once a week, and Lin Yunhai and the others would be thankful.

After all, She Chen was a "person who had seen the world", and I saw that he looked very "fixed" and took the broom from the dormitory next door and threw it directly to Lin Yunhai.

"Let's do hygiene together, why are you still standing at the door?" She Chen walked in without any hesitation.

After a period of mental struggle, Lin Yunhai had no choice but to go in and clean up the dormitory, after all, She Chen could fall asleep indifferently, he couldn't.

Just when Lin Yunhai was cleaning the dormitory, the latter's mobile phone suddenly rang, he picked it up casually and took a look, only to see Zhuo Fei send him a short message, "It's nine o'clock in the evening, don't buy dinner, bring a lot of food." ”

So while Lin Yunhai was cleaning, he thought about what delicious food Zhuo Fei would bring? It's mille-feuille cake, or osmanthus cake, or something else delicious, anyway, it's not a five-kernel cake. The above three things are all specialties of X City, but Lin Yunhai has never eaten anything.

In this way, Lin Yunhai and She Chen waited for Zhuo Fei to come over with "delicious" while cleaning the dormitory.

After three hours of hard work, Lin Yunhai and She Chen finally cleaned the dormitory to accommodate people, and it was already half past nine in the evening.

"Why hasn't Concubine Ai come yet?" She Chen said dissatisfied, "Didn't you say half past nine?" It's almost ten o'clock. ”

"I don't know, just wait, his phone is off! I guess it's out of power. Lin Yunhai said. In fact, he was also very helpless, hungry and waiting, surprisingly uncomfortable, at this time, he looked forward to the stars and the moon like everyone looked forward to the People's Liberation Army back then.

"If he doesn't come again, we'll have to drink cold fruit." She Chen muttered, and then picked up the thermos flask, "I'll go get some water." Then he went to the water room with two thermos flasks.

Hearing this, Lin Yunhai could only watch She Chen run out, while he continued to wait. He felt that he had never missed his concubine so much.

After about fifteen minutes, just when Lin Yunhai was almost impatient, the originally closed dormitory door was finally opened.

'It's finally here?' Lin Yunhai smiled and hurriedly greeted him and helped open the door.

But the next moment, Lin Yunhai's originally smiling face instantly turned black, because it was not Zhuo Fei who came in, but She Chen.

'Grandma's, don't you know that it's shameless to give hope to make him desperate again?' Lin Yunhai gritted his teeth angrily, picked up a broom from the door and beat She Chen.

"Damn, what are you doing slut?" She Chen cried and said, "I didn't do anything, why are you beating me?" As soon as he entered the door, he saw Lin Yunhai's expression as if someone owed him millions, and he didn't have time to complain, and he didn't even put down the two thermos flasks full of water in his hand, so he ushered in a severe beating, not to mention how depressed he was.

"It's because you're not a concubine." Lin Yunhai said hatefully, and then continued to beat, while She Chen was holding a thermos flask in both hands, so he could only accept the beating helplessly. He really didn't have the courage to fight against Lin Yunhai, because the bottle was filled with boiling water.

After venting, the two sat stupidly and waited for the arrival of the concubine.

After nearly fifteen minutes, finally, the door opened again, and Zhuo Fei also walked in with a shoulder bag in a very chic manner.

"Concubine, you're finally here!!" She Chen hurriedly greeted him, and Lin Yunhai and the two of them "took Zhuo Fei's bag" very attentively, and then carefully opened Zhuo Fei's bag like a customs officer, only to find that there were only a few packs of Xizhilang jelly.

"Damn, concubine, are you teasing me?" Lin Yunhai wanted to cry and took out the only jelly without tears, "This is what you call a lot of food?" ”

"There's a mille-feuille in there." Zhuo Fei was stunned for a moment, grabbed the backpack, but found that in addition to a few packs of jelly, it was clothes, and there was something mille-feuille.

"I'm going, my mother should have stuffed my sister's bag." Zhuo Fei patted his forehead, because he had passed the school ahead of time, so all his food should be placed at her sister's place.

"It doesn't matter, it's just food." Lin Yunhai, who was already hungry, said a word, and then Lin Yunhai and She Chen were like hungry wolves, and immediately divided a few packets of jelly and ate them.

And because Zhuo Fei hadn't eaten yet, he also joined the ranks of the food.

But how can a few packets of jelly withstand such a toss from a few big men? Therefore, after eating, everyone still feels hungry. But because it was not early at this time, and the door of the dormitory was closed, there was no way, Lin Yunhai and the others could only prepare to sleep to fight hunger.

When he slept for less than a while, he seemed to be really hungry and couldn't stand it, and She Chen suddenly said, "It seems that I still have a few cups of "Master Kong" bucket noodles in my grain storage. ”

Hearing this, Lin Yunhai and Zhuo Fei, who were already hungry, suddenly bounced up from the bed at the same time, and scolded angrily in unison, "Don't say it earlier!" Then he pulled She Chen off the bed and beat her hard with a mop.

"Grandma's food stock dares to hide it privately!"

After the fight, the two of them didn't seem to feel enough to relieve their anger, and after Lin Yunhai's proposal, he and Zhuo Fei forcibly held She Chen, put his fingers on the mouth of the drawer and clamped it fiercely!

"Two heroes spare their lives!" She Chen cried and begged for mercy, no matter in the middle of the night, crying like a pig, "The little one has confessed, please be lenient!" ”

"Don't hurry up and hand over the grain stockpile." Lin Yunhai looked at She Chen condescendingly and ordered, and then motioned to Zhuo Fei to get the thermos flask. You must know that in the university dormitory, boiling water is an important thing that is indispensable for cooking, so there is nothing else in the general college men's dormitory, but the boiling water must be enough.

She Chen had no choice but to go under the bed and find out all the remaining grain, but found that there were only two buckets left, and there were three of them here.

Seeing this situation, Lin Yunhai and Zhuo Fei glanced at each other, and then the two of them teamed up to tie She Chen to a chair, allowing She Chen to watch the two of them eat his remaining two buckets of noodles.

"Finally full!" Lin Yunhai burped in satisfaction, and then continued to ignore She Chen's swearing from the beginning, and went directly to bed and went to sleep.

As for Zhuo Fei, he hung up high and climbed back into bed to sleep, leaving She Chen alone tied to a chair and continuing to abuse in the dark.

"Sluts, bastards, you don't have to die well."

"You're going to have nightmares......"

"You're going to have diarrhea ......"

I don't know how long I scolded, She Chen finally recognized the situation and began to beg for mercy.

"Brother, two big brothers, you have finished eating, but let me go!" But Lin Yunhai and Zhuo Fei had already fallen asleep.

So, in the darkness, there was only She Chen's grief-stricken cry for help, "Help!!! ”

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