108 Others get married for money, but you marry for death
108 Other people need money to get married, but you need to die when you get married
The sun is shining, the songs are flying, the laughter is loud, and the sky is auspicious.
On this beautiful day, in this golden autumn time, we ushered in a couple - the happy combination of Xuanyuan and the heroine.
I'm afraid that when I first came into contact with this game, Xuanyuan Adverse Wind would not have expected that he would meet such a girl who looks natural and cute on the outside, but is actually smart and cute in the mainland; Hua Kaiyanran would not have expected that she would marry the first god of this service as his wife.
[System Prompt]: The auspicious time has arrived! Xuanyuan's wedding against the wind and flowers has officially begun!
As soon as the emcee NPC announced the start of the wedding, the guests who had been waiting for a long time all rushed over, watching the lively, noisy wedding, and hydrangea grabbing, and were ready to go.
The groom bowed deeply to everyone, faced the bride, and said sincerely: "I, Xuanyuan against the wind, am willing to marry you, and the flowers will bloom for my wife." This is my promise to you, I will be faithful to you, proud of you, I will respect you, believe in you, help you, take care of you, and I will share my life with you. I will learn with you, get to know each other and the world. We will live together in good times and bad, until the earth is desolate. ”
Qin Wanyan burst into tears when she was not careful.
She also bowed deeply to everyone, then looked at Prince Charming in front of her affectionately, and said to him: "I, the flowers are blooming, I am willing to marry you, Xuanyuan against the wind, for my husband." This is my promise to you, I will be faithful to you, proud of you, I will respect you, believe in you, help you, take care of you, and I will share my life with you. I will learn with you, get to know each other and the world. We will live together in good times and bad, until the earth is desolate. ”
Although the groom and bride's vows are all set up by the system, they are the same, and all players who get married will automatically say such a paragraph, but Xiaohua was still moved.
She stared at the handsome man in a white tuxedo on the screen, and stared blankly for a long time, feeling as if Yuan Feng himself was standing in front of her. Smile and propose to yourself.
After the two took the oath and exchanged rings, the master of ceremonies NPC said: "I wish the two of you a hundred years of good union and eternal marriage." Give birth to a noble son early! ”
At the same time, a huge congratulatory message was also brushed out in the system announcement.
Immediately afterwards, it was the long-awaited "throwing hydrangea" link.
[Nearby] [Breeze Drifting]: Rush! Grab it! Brothers and sisters, let's turn grief and anger into strength for the boss!
[Nearby] [Twenty years of professional rotten house]: Lonely and smoky god, although I worship you very much. I also support you to knock down the Xuanyuan headwind god, but I've been a little poor lately, so I grabbed the hydrangea and then continued to worship you.
[Nearby] [Noon]: The stupid Bai Tian we helped finally got married, wiped his tears, and moved so much.
[Nearby] [Good cabbage has made the pig arch]: The first shot god we served is finally married, and the bride is not me! Wiping tears, so sad!!
[Nearby] [Green Bone]: Little cabbage, don't be discouraged, although the first gun god is married, the first hermit is still single. Why don't you marry me, look at me, look at me.
[Nearby] [Good cabbage has made the pig arch]: ...... Upstairs brother's desk, I'm a man.
[Nearby] [Green Bone]: It's okay, I'm also a man.
【Nearby】......
Qin Wanyan originally saw this scene, and finally understood why there are always so many people who hate to marry, in fact, the feeling of marrying is really good=. =
But when she and Xuanyuan were holding a big hydrangea in their hands, they walked to the front of the stage and prepared to throw it. And when she looked directly at the lonely and smoked adult of the super daddy who suddenly appeared out of nowhere, Qin Wanyan seemed to see the green light emitted from the invincible big bulb of the universe.
Is he going to grab the hydrangea, or the bride?
Loneliness, smoke, tears, wind.
Lonely and smoky with a face, if it weren't for the system automatically setting the auditorium to prohibit PK scenes. He would surely draw a knife at any moment to chop the newcomers.
"Throw the hydrangea!"
At the beginning of the event, I saw that all the people in the auditorium were staring intently at the newcomers, and the players in front of the computer were also staring intently at the center of the screen.
At the same time, the boys and girls who handed out candy and scattered flowers all turned into rampant Lori. Crazy shuttle in the crowd, the atmosphere froze several times, everyone held their breath and concentrated, holding the mouse in their right hand and frantically clicking on the word "grab" under the hydrangea at a frequency of hundreds of times per second.
(If this group of people goes to play League of Legends, the cliff can knock the opponent to the ground...... )
Qin Wanyan herself was a little excited, the hydrangea was full of money, although the red envelopes were all wrapped by Xuanyuan against the wind, but she was also so red-eyed.
=_=! For the hair? For Mao, the game stipulates that newcomers are not allowed to grab hydrangeas!
She looked at Xuanyuan against the wind, only to see him standing there calmly, watching everyone scramble. Well, in fact, Xuanyuan Headwind, who wears a white tuxedo, is not inferior to him in a red military suit and soft armor. No matter what he wears, he is very handsome.
Xuanyuan Adverse Wind suddenly sent her a private chat, which startled Xiaohua.
Xuanyuan squinted his eyes and asked, "Why does the lady peek at her husband?" Could it be that you want to enter the cave room with your husband first? ”
=_=…… Xuanyuan God, like this, it is really difficult for you to integrate with the company's original big boss! Please tell me, you are not the same person, okay! All right?
The hydrangea spun for about thirty seconds, and finally stopped, and everyone stopped breathing, all staring at the system announcement. The one who grabbed the hydrangea was actually - the noon girl!
[Nearby] [Noon]: Hahahaha, thank God, thank the earth, thank fate for letting me meet Hydrangea! Thank you CCTV, thank you Fenghua Xueyue, and most thank you to our Xuanyuan God and Yanran sister. I wish you three years to hold each other, and it's not bad for me to be a godmother, this little red envelope money should be regarded as a godson and goddaughter in the future to honor me.
When I opened the red envelope in the hydrangea at noon, there was actually 50,000 yuan treasure, and the couple was so generous!
I haven't been on the game for a long time, and I grabbed a big gift as soon as I came, isn't it a little sorry for the audience?!
Sure enough, the onlookers began to say sour things, blaming themselves for their bad luck and not grabbing the hydrangea.
It's over in the auditorium, and then it's time to carnival in YY.
YY suddenly became lively, and many players from other gangs came to visit. YY, who entered the wind and snow for the first time, was very excited, and each rushed to introduce himself, for fear of being forgotten in which corner. Lonely little smoke, this bitter child. Naturally, he became the host of the program, and he has been controlling the field and microphone to maintain the order of the channel.
Lonely Smoke is almost broken inside: Why is it always me who cleans up the mess? Why is it always me who gets hurt?
The afternoon girl who grabbed the hydrangea was proud, and began to coax blindly: "Yanran, the poison you sprinkled at the door of the auditorium is really powerful." I gave you a big red envelope, milk powder money, you remember to give me the antidote to hoe He, don't let the child's godmother and godfather be poisoned!
As soon as the noon conversation fell, the people who were originally coaxing the hydrangea with him jumped away three steps-
_-|||Xiaohua thought to herself, she has never had a good image, but now she finally has a new image - poisonous woman =. =
Everyone thought to themselves: Other people need money to get married, but you get married not only for money, but also for life!
[Nearby] [Scattered into mud and dust]: Wow. Brother GM, why are you here too?
[Nearby] [Luding World GM007]: Shh, you just don't see me, I just want to come to pay homage to the great god.
[Nearby] [Scattered into mud and dust]: If you give me a peerless sword, I will promise you.
【Nearby】【Luding World GM007】:=. =! Then you should assume that you see me.
Next, Lonely Smoke organizes everyone to perform in the YY channel in turn, and the lively players take the initiative to grab the microphone to sing, and there are also those who take the comedian route, and the microphone is to sell cuteness, and telling a few cold jokes with a northeast accent can amuse everyone. Especially a few trumpets in the wind and snow, they are simply talk show experts, and they can make everyone laugh with one mouth, and the administrators all thought in their hearts: Why didn't you discover this group of potential stocks earlier?
Just when everyone was hilarious. Xiaohua's classmates were unknowingly dragged into the small room by Xuanyuan God.
Xiaohua said to herself: "Shouldn't we stand here stupidly for an hour...... "As soon as she finished speaking, she found that the background music in YY was gone, and she cut over to take a look, there were only two people in the channel, she and the god?
Xiaohua, who was standing softly, weakly turned his head and asked the god beside him, "What's the situation?" ”
Xuanyuan didn't answer the question directly: "The lady is tired of standing?" Why don't you hold it for your husband? ”
“…… No, no. "The lonely god is still watching, his green eyes can shoot light, do you want him to chase me?
In the game, a couple of newcomers are still in a freeze-frame state. Because the master of ceremonies was still crackling and saying congratulations, except for the two of them standing on the rostrum and unable to move, and the lonely pestle being used as a light bulb at the front desk, everyone else was running around like wild horses off the leash.
Qin Wanyan originally planned to listen to other people sing, but who knew that she was pulled into the room by the great god again, and it was estimated that it was an extravagant hope to hear a joke.
As soon as I looked away for a while, I saw the loneliness move a little.
Lonely Smoke finally moved on its own, the players in the auditorium left red envelopes, and some people had already appeared one after another, Lonely Smoke was silent for a long time, chatted privately, and said with a smile: "Since the wood has been completed, I also admit it." ”
Xiaohua looked at him unexpectedly: "That's good, in fact, Xuanyuan and I are just a game couple!" Marriage is just a formality, just figure it out. "Ouch~Dad~~ People know, you and Xuanyuan God are true love, I won't rob your good base-friend!
Lonely Smoke: "It's true, it's just a game, and in reality we still have a chance." ”
In reality? Oh my god! Is it true that the "friendship" between the two of you in college is so deep! Ah! If he knew that I had so many little secrets, would he have killed me in the company!
Lonely Smoke continued to smile and said, "I bought you a pink level 10 evolution Libra tail, and I'll give it to you as a wedding gift." "Originally, I wanted to use this toy to propose to the little flower girl, but who knew that it was reduced to a wedding gift, and the groom was not him!
Dreariness! Alas......
Qin Wanyan's eyes lit up, and she saw Lonely Smoke send out a trading invitation, and when she opened it, she saw that it was indeed a cute ten-change tail. The tenth-level evolution is the ultimate extreme, and the qualification attributes are all on 5500, so it's really a superb!
She couldn't put it down. Lonely Smoke changed Libratail's name to "Smoke", and she thought it was good, so she used it like that.
Lonely Smoke: "Summon your Libra tail and show off to everyone." ”
A certain Yan suddenly, the master's marriage is such a big thing, as a cute and cheating tail, it should naturally be released to see the world, and at the same time stimulate others, hahahaha......
Xuanyuan saw that the little flower in YY had not made a sound, and she had been looking at Lonely Dian Yan in the game, and the picture was a little strange, so she asked, "Lady, what are you talking about with Lonely Smoke?" ”
"He just gave me a Libra tail and asked me to summon it out to breathe."
"Don't ......" Before Xuanyuan finished speaking, he saw a string of pink smoke rising from Hua Kaiyanran's side.
Lonely and smoky, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Let him not rob his relatives, he can bear it. Let him not make trouble? It can't be done. Even if you can't stop them from worshipping the church, you won't let them enter the cave house safely......
The guests only heard a long roar and a dazzling pink light, and when they looked sideways, they saw that it was the bride who was shining brightly, and before they could react, they felt the sky shaking, and the dust on the roof was rolling down, and only one person could shout: "Monsters are infested!" Run! ”
Then the auditorium collapsed......
Then all the drinkers were buried......
【Announcement】This song should only be in the sky, and it is rare to hear it in the world! The peerless tail of the eternal [second generation Libra] descended on the Jingshi Auditorium, and the master was sassy and heroic, so not majestic!
Majestic your sister o(╯□╰)o!
Qin Wanyan, who was sitting next to the computer, looked at the dusty game screen and rolled around with her face.
"Lord Xuanyuan, will Mao become like this?"
"It's too late to tell you that when Libra Tail, who has more than 5,500 qualifications, is summoned for the first time, it will become a monster-like existence and destroy all beings."
"Destroy sentient beings? And the house? Does it show its malpractice? "Qin Wanyan is really impressed by this tail, she is drunk." That's it, I just messed up my wedding with my own hands. "A certain Yan is resentful.
Ho He sent a private chat: "That monster was released by you?" What the hell are you doing? ”
Qin Wanyan replied aggrievedly: "I was wrong! =_=, I accidentally overturned the hall where I drank the wine. ”
Ho He said: "Yanran, you are really talented. ”
I also sent a private chat at noon: "Why don't you sing on the microphone?" It's so lively in YY now. ”
"I was dragged to his room by the Great God Xuanyuan."
Dang Wu said, "Hey...... Young people nowadays...... I don't have the stamina at all......"
o(╯□╰)oYou couple, is it really okay to say this about us? (To be continued.) )