Chapter 64: I'm not the Monkey King
"Ignorant woman, so arrogant! Let the old man meet you! A fierce old man stepped forward and scolded.
Su Su looked at this person, except for the fierce, he had no characteristics. "Who are you?"
When he heard that this girl didn't even know herself, he felt that so many immortals were watching! He was a newly promoted earth immortal, and he wanted to take this opportunity to show his face, before he became an immortal, he was the master and uncle of the Kongtong faction, and he was admired. Suddenly came to the fairy world, everyone has a higher status than him, no one sells his face, his self-esteem is frustrated, and he hopes to get the praise and admiration of others.
"Humph! You don't deserve to know the name of this immortal! ”
"Hehe, don't you deserve to know, or is it not famous at all?" Su Su saw at a glance that this person's cultivation was just an earth immortal, and at a glance, he knew that he had just been promoted, and then looked at the clothes, the people standing in front of him were wearing low-key luxury, on the other hand, this person was wearing tattered, and he must not be famous.
The man was stabbed by Su Su in pain, and his face turned red with anger. What's interesting is that this person himself is black, and he can't see it if he has a red face, it's black, red, black, and red. "Humph! Look for death! ”
The angry sword stabbed at Su Su, Su Su looked at the man with disdain, and his posture was quite neat, but it was actually a show. Su Su knocked him to the ground with one palm, "Nobodies also want to be in the limelight, I really don't know how you survived the catastrophe!" ”
Su Su easily defeated an earth immortal, so that the immortals began to re-examine this woman, although the earth immortal is not famous, but this woman almost didn't make a move to hit the earth immortal, it seems that the strength should not be underestimated!
The thin old man at the bottom ran forward worriedly and checked the man's condition, "Nameless, nameless, how are you?" ”
"Haha! No name, no name. So your name is Nameless! No wonder you won't say your name! As soon as Su Su heard the man call him nameless, he rolled on the ground with laughter.
The nameless son, who was already injured, heard Su Su's ridicule, and was furious, and a mouthful of old blood spurted three feet high, fortunately Su Su stood far away, but it was a pity that the thin old man who was closest to him was the same.
Next, a few more little earth immortals were unconvinced and came up to challenge one by one, and they were all beaten back by Su Su without accident. The Jade Emperor felt that his majesty had been provoked, "Erlang God Yang Jian, I order you to take down this demon girl!" ”
"Yes!"
Seeing that the opponent this time was Yang Jian, Su Su began to get serious, after all, Yang Jian was not like those earth immortals, but he was one of the best masters in the fairy world! If you're not careful, you'll really have to explain it here.
Seeing that Su Su, who had become serious, burst out with a kind of strong man's coercion, Yang Jian was a little surprised, is this her strength?
Yang Jian immediately got serious and attacked with a three-pointed two-edged knife, Su Su looked at him and smiled slightly, and then disappeared, "Hehe, Yang Jian, look at the move!" ”
Yang Jian watched Su Su disappear and sneered, this kind of blinding method is useless to me! After reciting a spell, I saw a flash of light on the slit on my forehead, and my third eye opened.
Looking for Su Su's traces, Yang Jian, who saw Su Su, was shocked. The rest of the immortals didn't know what Yang Jian had seen, and he would show such an expression.
"Haha, how's that? Erlang God, can my doppelganger technique be okay? Su Su looked at Yang Jian proudly, I have been doing this for a long time! Nine yourself, even if you Yang Jian has heavenly eyes, these nine people are indeed all me, can you see the flaws? For the first time in thousands of years, she encountered such a trick, and the nine people turned out to be all entities, and she didn't know how she did it.
"I'm going to attack!" Su Su kindly reminded him, and nine people attacked at the same time.
Two fists are hard to beat four hands, let alone so many hands. After a while, Yang Jian was actually beaten out, and the immortals were shocked, "How is it possible?" ”
After Erlang God landed, Su Su slowly appeared. Looking at the stupid look of the immortals, he pulled Ah Zi up, "Let's go, don't play with them!" ”
"Stop! Take her! "The Jade Emperor saw that Su Su had frustrated the people in the immortal realm, if he let her go like this, where would the face of the immortal realm go?
At this moment, all the immortals came up, Su Su saw this scene and faintly felt a little bad, it was okay to fight one or two, isn't this looking for abuse when fighting such a bunch?
With a wave of his hand, he put Ah Zi into his Qiankun bag, and looked at the immortals who came around. suddenly shouted, which startled the immortals, and thought that Su Su was going to make some big move! As a result, the fact was that Susu threw down a few smoke bombs and ran away.
The immortals who reacted tried their best to catch up, Su Su ran happily, and the back was tired. Looking at the immortals who couldn't catch up with him no matter how much he chased him, Su Su couldn't help but get away again. Think about how witty I am, the best I've learned over the years is to run away!
As the saying goes: 36 strategies, running is the best policy. After so many years of hard work, this escape technique is very good. Do you think the four divine beasts are all vegetarians? I picked so many immortal grasses in Xuanwu, damaged the artifact of the green dragon, wasted the immortal dew of the white tiger, and enslaved the Vermilion Bird, if I didn't have a good leg, I would have been cleaned up by them a long time ago!
Su Su, who was in a hurry, saw a child in front of him stepping on two fire wheels, with a circle around his neck and a gun in his hand. I'll go, Nezha! hurriedly turned around and ran away, Nezha's thief who was running on two wheels was fast, and he was about to catch up with Su Su without any effort.
"I'll go, don't take such a bully! I run on two legs, and your sister is stepping on two wheels, which is not fair! Su Su complained while running, whirring, tired to death!
"Where is the witch escaping!" Nezha stabbed him with a shot and almost hit him.
Su Su was furious, "Your sister, it's okay to bully me with her legs with two wheels, and you still poke me with a broken gun, what poke?" Since you all use weapons, then you're welcome! ”
Digging in the space and finally finding the Gaowei bomb that he asked Qinglong to make, hehe, do you think this is made of ordinary gunpowder? This is made of condensed mana, this bomb is equivalent to five hundred years of cultivation of mana all exploded, see if I don't blow up you old immortal plus little farts kids!
'Bang! ''Bang! ''Bang! Three bombs were thrown in quick succession, and they succeeded in thwarting the pursuit, but—
The entire area was bombed beyond recognition, and Su Su took the opportunity to escape into a temple. Look at the temperature in this hall is quite high, and there are alchemy furnaces everywhere. Could it be? This is Taishang Laojun's nest?
Sure enough, a medicine boy looked at me vigilantly with a pu fan, "Who dares to trespass into the Tushi Palace?" ”
An old man heard the movement and came out to check, but it happened to be such a coincidence, Nezha chased after him, "Lao Jun help take down this demon girl!" ”
Taishang Laojun waved his hand, and an alchemy furnace came down towards Su Su, Su Su narrowly avoided it, I'll go! I'm not the Monkey King, I can't be locked up in it! (To be continued.) )