Chapter 988: Raiding the House and Robbing the House
Tang Dou and Zhao Kuangyin stood in front of the wall and admired the poems inscribed on the wall by the incoming and returning inkers, and the shopkeeper on the side stammered at the two and asked, "Do the two masters intend to leave the ink treasure?" ”
Tang Dou raised his eyebrows, isn't Zhao Kuangyin's "Song of the First Day" inscribed on the wall of the wine shop?
Tang Dou turned to Zhao Kuangyin and said, "Brother Zhao, are you interested in writing a poem?" ”
Zhao Kuangyin hurriedly bowed his hand and said, "Brother Lu, don't let me be ugly." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Tang Dou looked at Zhao Kuangyin, and suddenly remembered two sentences in Grandpa Mao's "Spring Snow in Qinyuan": cherish the Qin Emperor and Han Wu, and slightly lose the literary talent. Tang Zong and Song Zu are slightly less coquettish.
Isn't this Zhao Kuangyin Song Zu, I think this product is not only slightly less coquettish, I'm afraid that the literary style of this product is not high, so I left such a song "Song of the First Day", and the battle is not so neat.
Zhao Kuangyin looked at Tang Dou with a smile and said: "Brother Lu is out of the dust, presumably the literary style must be the best in ancient and modern, Brother Lu might as well improvise a poem to make us admire." ”
At this time, Zhao Jingniang, who had been freshened up, also came over, and when she heard Zhao Kuangyin persuading Tang Dou to leave poems, she couldn't help but say: "The slave family also wants to pay tribute to the demeanor of the son." ”
Tang Dou laughed, and the shopkeeper said flatteringly: "The little one is going to prepare pen and ink for the son." ”
Tang Dou hurriedly smiled and called Xiao Er: "Little second brother, slow down, if I inscribe passer-by A on your wall to visit here, I don't know if the shopkeeper will be annoyed." ”
With a sigh, the shopkeeper stopped and said with a sneer: "How can that." ”
If you really want to visit here, the store owner will have to punish me for pouting my ass and wiping it off with white powder.
Tang Dou laughed and threw Xiao Er a piece of broken silver, and said to Xiao Er: "It's better to hide the ugliness than to hide it, little second brother, take us to the elegant seat, good wine and good food can be served." ”
Rewarded with another piece of broken silver, the shopkeeper's eyebrows fluttered instantly, and he almost trotted all the way to send Tang Dou, Zhao Kuangyin and Zhao Jingniang to the private room, served tea and poured water, and then went straight to the kitchen.
Originally, there were six or seven tables of guests sitting on the second floor of the restaurant, and the appearance of such a refined character as Tang Dou has attracted the attention of these guests.
Among them, there were four teenagers sitting at a table near the window, and when the teenagers saw Tang Dou's generous move, they couldn't help but shake their heads and said to the other three: "Look at people spending a lot of money." Look at you and my brother, I am already down, and I am afraid that I will face military punishment when I return to the camp. ”
One of the leopard-eyed young men said fiercely: "I waited in front and fought to the death with the Liaoguo Hugou, but they were drinking and prostituting in the second chant, I think it is better for us to rob them and punish them." ”
In this era, women rarely appeared in restaurants and restaurants, and Zhao Jingniang appeared here, which has been misunderstood as a woman in a prostitution village.
In fact, Zhao Jingniang didn't know that she shouldn't show her face, but when that Lu Gongzi Shenlong saw the head and the end, she had to find an excuse to thank her in person and come to the restaurant.
The leopard-eyed boy's proposal immediately drew echoes from the other two: "Yes, rob them and let them have no money to spend all their money." ”
Facing the gaze of the three people, the young man who spoke first said with a black line: "It's not good to do this, looking at the clothes of those two sons, they should also be people with some backgrounds, and they didn't provoke us, why should we make trouble for no reason." ”
"Big brother is scared?" The leopard-eyed boy looked at the boy with bad intentions and asked with a smile.
As soon as the ground was clear, the young man's anger rose, he slapped the case, glared at the three people in front of him and shouted: "I haven't blinked my eyes in the face of the 100,000 army of the Liao State, will I be afraid of the two of them?" Wait, and watch me get them. ”
After that, the young man went straight to the private room where Tang Dou and Zhao Kuangyin were located.
The remaining three teenagers looked at the young man and went straight to the private room, not taking it as a matter at all, in their minds, the eldest brother was not a matter of hand-to-hand action against the two boys, and it was estimated that after a while, he would drag the woman over with a money bag.
In the private room, Tang Dou, who was talking and laughing with Zhao Kuangyin and Zhao Jingniang, suddenly raised his eyebrows, listened intently for a moment, and a weird smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
I didn't expect to encounter this incident, and I casually rewarded the shopkeeper with a piece of broken silver, which actually attracted a robbery.
Zhao Kuangyin saw that Tang Dou was suddenly silent, and asked, "Why did Brother Lu suddenly concentrate?" ”
Tang Dou smiled and said, "You'll know right away." ”
'Bang', the door of the private room was kicked open, and the young man broke in violently, stretched out his hand and pointed to Tang Dou, who was sitting in front of him, with a smile on his face, and Zhao Kuangyin, who was surprised, and shouted: "Well, you two, hurry up and take out the money bag on your body to honor your grandfather, otherwise grandpa will make you look good." ”
I went, and the shearers rushed to the restaurant, and they were so arrogant.
Zhao Kuangyin scurried up, Tang Dou sat there without moving, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhao, don't hurt him." ”
Tang Dou's consciousness dispersed, and the wind and grass in the restaurant were in full view, he had already noticed it when the four young men were talking about it just now, listening to the words of the four teenagers, the four of them should be in the army, and they were also fighting with the Liao people in front, and they rushed in to rob at this time, but it was just a whim, just a joke.
Zhao Kuangyin didn't know why Tang Dou asked his subordinates to show mercy, and the young man was already furious when he heard Tang Dou's words, and he couldn't help but punch Zhao Kuangyin who had already pounced on him.
Ping Pong, Zhao Kuangyin and the young man have already fought together, and they have been fists and feet for a while, and they are indistinguishable.
The shopkeeper who was delivering the food saw that there was a sudden fight, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly put the food aside and stepped forward to dissuade him.
Tang Dou saw that Zhao Kuangyin and the young man were fighting, for fear of accidentally injuring the shopkeeper, he moved, appeared behind the young man in an instant, and cut the young man's neck with a palm.
The young man was caught off guard, fell to the ground with a pop, and was stepped on by Zhao Kuangyin.
Zhao Jingniang on the side was dumbfounded, just now half of her mind was on Tang Dou, and she witnessed Tang Dou, who was sitting there, disappear in an instant, and then, the young man who rushed in to rob was knocked to the ground, this speed is simply unheard of.
The young man was trampled on the floor by Zhao Kuangyin and shouted, the shopkeeper hurriedly asked on the side for fear of breaking his own things, Tang Dou smiled and took out a piece of silver that weighed ten taels from his arms and threw it to the shopkeeper, and said with a smile: "Little second brother, the shop's money and food will be deducted from here, if it is not enough, you will come to me again, we are playing with this little brother, just pass." ”
The shopkeeper caught the big silver, saliva flowed out, and said repeatedly: "Enough is enough, Son, you continue to play, it doesn't matter if you just tear it down." ”
Ten taels of silver, it is enough to demolish and rebuild this restaurant.
The shopkeeper ran to find the shopkeeper, Tang Dou smiled and said to the young man who was stepped on by Zhao Kuangyin: "Brother, don't you have three brothers, call them all in together." ”
"You...... You are not a hero. The young man yelled at Tang Dou's beard.
Tang Dou stretched out his hand and touched his nose and smiled: "Of course, I am not a hero for stealing plots, can you be considered a hero for robbing a house?" ”
"Who robbed the house?" The boy glared and cursed.
Tang Dou laughed, looked at the young man and asked, "You kicked in the door, and when you entered the door, we will hand over the money bag, isn't it a robbery?" ”
The young man was dumbfounded, thought for a long time and said, "I said this, but I didn't rob the house, I just wanted to rob you." ”
Tang Dou couldn't help laughing, this kid is interesting.