Chapter 10: Wake up at night
The boss Wang Dynasty and the beautiful proprietress have a son named Wang Xinhan, whose nickname is Tiger Baby. As a parent, who doesn't expect their child to be a sturdy, tiger-headed cute baby?
After the proprietress learned that Wu Fan was actually a good boy who was 'academically successful', the proprietress resolutely handed over Wang Xinhan to Wu Fan, and Wu Fan, who was originally busy all day, was not very willing to take over this potato that did not need to be burned again, but the proprietress threatened in every possible way and seduced interests, Wu Fan had to compromise again. The proprietress taught Wu Fan earnestly: "That's it, Xiaofan, the fixed salary you will be given in the future will remain unchanged, and then plus the test score of my tiger baby, how about giving you as many red envelopes as he scores?" β
What else can I do? agreed, but then Wu Fan thought about it for a while, Wang Xinhan is now only ten years old and in the third grade of primary school, and the only tests he can calculate the score are Chinese, mathematics and English, which means that Wu Fan can only get an extra 300 yuan at most. Besides, in fact, Wu Fan doesn't have any big ideals and ambitions, he is not a saint of any family who can have the ambition of saving people and governing the country, nor is he a hidden master who has nothing to do here to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, he wants money, no money, no power, no power and no power to Shengdou Xiaomin, nothing more than to live well in this bizarre world, the goal in his heart is just to save some money to buy a house that is not big or small, and then marry a daughter-in-law who is neither beautiful nor ugly, having another child, to put it bluntly, is what everyone thinks, he thinks about it. As for the rest, perhaps we should call it extravagance.
There are so many rich people in this world, what can he do with one more Wu Fan? Just like a certain business tycoon Ma Jinzhai said, 'This person is alive, he must have a dream, what if it comes true?' But people who just daydream will never have it, unless you take action, life is beautiful for some people, who spend their whole lives fighting for some naΓ―ve and ridiculous dream.
Little Tiger Baby Wang Xinhan will always drag a large schoolbag back to Wang's restaurant after school, don't look at the schoolbag with the frozen captain painted on the cover, it looks big enough to pack Wang Xinhan, but Wu Fan knows that the schoolbag usually only has three sporadic books: Chinese, mathematics and English, and occasionally it will be secretly loaded with miscellaneous books basically taken from Wu Fan. In fact, the little tiger baby is a good child, the boss and the proprietress are always busy in the store, and they don't have time to care too much about him, but the little guy never complains about how not to take him to the children's park, which is a question that children often ask. Besides, Wang Xinhan's own grades are actually okay, although he has never been among the best, but he has never taken a countdown, although he is young and can't see any meridians, but he is neither a crested nor a cocktail, he may not be destined to become the child of someone else's family in the mouth of his neighbors.
Wu Fan was tutoring English to Wang Xinhan, the little tiger baby who returned from school, Wu Fan didn't know why English, as an international language, should be put in the curriculum of primary school. Wu Fan actually feels pretty good about giving Wang Xinhan a make-up lesson, because this little guy is not the kind of disobedient naughty bag, and he has some like-minded people with Wu Fan, they are the kind of guys who don't like stereotypical rules and dogmas, just like this kid is not the kind of good child who is keen on textbooks, and he is also interested in computer games in front of the store, compared to Wu Fan. Or is interested in Wu Fan's pile of 'extracurricular books' that can dazzle the young Wang Xinhan, and this little guy is very clever, he knows when to pretend to be 'serious study'.
Under Wu Fan's supervision, Wang Xinhan barely completed the pile of homework that was slightly higher than himself, Wang Xinhan put down the ballpoint pen in his hand and sighed and said: "Brother Zhuangyuan, why do you have so much homework to do every day, can't the teacher keep this thing?" Did you have so much homework when you were a kid? β
Because Wang Xinhan can always get something novel and interesting in Wu Fan's mouth, in the eyes of the young Wang Xinhan, Wu Fan is simply erudite, and only the ancient champion can have such an awareness in his mind, so the little tiger baby Wang Xinhan always calls Wu Fan 'Brother Zhuangyuan'.
"I didn't have as much homework as you did at that time, and the IQ of my teachers at that time hadn't been honed so perverted, and they couldn't figure out these questions even if they came up with them."
"Then you were so happy when you were a child, by the way, Brother Zhuangyuan, did I go to junior high school after I finished elementary school, what did I learn in junior high school?"
"It's not a big deal in junior high school, it's just a change of environment, except for the number of languages, you have to add subjects such as physics, biology, politics, geography, etc., which are all subjects for entertainment, so you don't have to take it to heart."
"And geography? Isn't that still a heavenly reason? β
Wu Fan lowered his head and pondered for a moment before saying, "Heavenly Principles? Eighty percent of them are not. After that, he threw a wink at Wang Xinhan and said: "Although there are no such things, there are a lot of little beauties as your age in junior high school, so hurry up and get the next one, otherwise when you reach my age, the beauties will have already been picked up." β
"Brother Zhuangyuan, why didn't you pick one?"
"I'm not here."
At this time, Wang Xinhan suddenly showed that kind of suddenly enlightened eyes: "Oh, Brother Zhuangyuan, it turns out that you like men!" β
Wu Fan directly gave Xiaohuwa a chestnut to her head: "I mean that a manly man should be ambitious, and the pursuit of women should naturally be ranked after the pursuit of a career." β
At this time, Zhou Luoxiu, who was carrying a basin of water, passed by the two of them, glared at Wu Fan, and then snorted coldly, and walked away very resentfully.
"What's the matter, Brother Zhuangyuan, sister-in-law, is this a cold war with you? Why are you messing with her? β
Wu Fan scratched his head very embarrassed and said: "The little kid asks you everything, you should wait until you grow up to understand the affairs of adults, do your homework quickly, or I will tell the boss that you are lazy!" β
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It's going to be even better today! This sentence is said to himself every day when Wu Fan gets up, although this method seems a bit straightforward and naΓ―ve, but from a psychological point of view, this brainwashing psychological suggestion does have a good effect. So even if I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, I silently recited it in my heart, and then hurried to the toilet.
If Wu Fan understands. Blood. Fishy. Cornelian. Beautiful. That old horror legend, as a standard theist, Wu Fan would never go to the toilet in the middle of the night without turning on the light, just like I would turn on the toilet light every time I passed by the toilet at home in the middle of the night, and I didn't even dare to look at the mirror in the bathroom. Therefore, Wu Fan is now squatting in the dark toilet to do some big things. It's just that because of the hurry, plus the third watch in the middle of the night, Wu Fan didn't think that anyone else would go to the toilet in the middle of the night, so he didn't plug in the toilet door.
However, it is no coincidence that the book is not written, and Zhou Luoxiu is also unfortunate to get up at night at this time. Zhou Luoxiu, who was sleepy-eyed, came to the door of the toilet slowly, turned on the toilet light, pushed open the toilet door and wanted to sit on it, but suddenly found that there was a man squatting there. Zhou Luoxiu, who saw Wu Fan, stayed there instantly.
Due to the night rush in the middle of the night, and he didn't notice who would go to the toilet, Zhou Luoxiu didn't wear a bra. And Wu Fan swallowed very hard after seeing the pair of beautiful suckling pigeons like peeled longan fruits, fortunately Xiu'er wore the inside, otherwise this calf who has been single for 18 years may not do something evil that will lose his conscience. It's just that it's difficult for Wu Fan to dare not make a sound now. The air froze instantly, Wu Fan helplessly pointed to Zhou Luoxiu's chest and asked Xiu'er to block some, Zhou Luoxiu clasped his hands around his chest, turned around and ran out.
That's why Xiu'er didn't treat Wu Fan so much just now, and Wu Fan even wondered what if he couldn't help but do something at that time? Would she say no if she would?
And Zhou Luoxiu kept recalling in his mind the countless scars he saw on Wu Fan's body at that time, should this be an eighteen-year-old boy, or should a man have? Zhou Luoxiu shook her not smart head and was about to put on a bra and go to the toilet again, she suddenly felt that the countless scars on her body should be a man's best tattoo.
Life is already difficult, but that doesn't stop us from climbing.