Chapter 5 Warning, the traffic is only 0.3M left
"Wang Damang, I didn't expect to see you here, we are really fateful!"
Just as Xiao Yi was thinking hard about a good plan, a piercing voice came with a cold mockery.
In the crowded bar aisle, a figure is walking in their direction, with a handsome face, a height of about 1.8 meters, and a fashionable dress, he is definitely a handsome guy.
"First brother, this guy is Li Zhi, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to find it, he actually dared to come" Da Mang hated his teeth, if Xiao Yi hadn't given him a little courage by his side, this guy wouldn't dare to say such big words.
Hearing this, Xiao Yi couldn't help but take a closer look at this Li Zhi.
The dim multicolored lights staggered behind him, and from Xiao Yi's angle, the guy seemed to be covered with a veil of mystery.
But Xiao Yi observed more than that.
His hands looked extraordinarily wide, with thick calluses in his palms, and his forearms were relatively thick, and his spine was slightly deformed.
This should be because he has been in contact with the unreliable old man for a long time, if I have to say that the old man has any ability that makes Xiao Yi worth mentioning, that is, the old immortal looks at people very carefully, very carefully, and you can see a lot of things at a few glances, plus his speculation, he can basically pretend to be a fortune teller.
According to the previous description, this Li Zhi is now a third-year student in the photography department of Harbour University, and he thinks that he often holds a camera.
This guy should have been in photography for a long time.
Xiao Yi thought so in his heart.
"Are you Xiao Yi?" Li Zhi came to the side of the two, glanced at Da Mang, and then his eyes fell on Xiao Yi's body.
Xiao Yi looked at him expressionlessly, noncommittal.
Seeing this, Li Zhi stretched out his right hand and nodded politely: "The famous first brother, under Li Zhi, hello!" ”
"I'm not good ......"
Xiao Yi was silent for a moment, then suddenly spoke, his narrow eyes flashed with sharp edges, and the corners of his mouth flashed with a cold smile.
"Huh?" Li Zhi's expression froze, his brows furrowed, and his other hand that did not stretch out was quietly clenched.
If Xiao Yi hadn't planned to care, he wouldn't have appeared at the bar at the same time as Wang Damang, and fools know that this is definitely not a coincidence, he must have come to trouble himself.
But Xiao Yi is a well-known retribution, and he can be regarded as a mad dog-like character, which makes Li Zhi a little jealous.
However, Wang Damang must know my uncle's identity, and Xiao Yi will weigh it even if he wants to stand up for him.
Thinking of this, Li Zhi naturally withdrew his right hand and slapped his face: "It is rumored that the first brother has a brilliant mind and is very shrewd, when I see it today, it is really a rumor in the rivers and lakes, it is better to be famous than to meet!" ”
Da recklessly glanced at Li Zhi sympathetically, and clenched his fists with his little arms fiercely and excitedly, but soon he was deflated as if he had thought of something, and glanced at Xiao Yi beside him with puzzled eyes, his expression was slightly complicated.
Why sympathize, because he has basically guessed the next scene, Xiao Yi must have picked up Li Zhi's collar and beat him hard, and when the time comes, he will also find an opportunity to step forward and kick a few feet.
Why is it puzzled, because with his understanding of Xiao Yi, the latter is not a fool who knows that there are tigers in the mountains and prefers to go to the tigers, but the kind of typical heroes who don't suffer the losses in front of them. Not to mention that Li Zhi still has a bunch of friends in the bar now, just the uncle of the traffic brigade behind him is enough for someone to drink a pot, and the most important thing is that Xiao Yi clearly knows these situations, so why does he still do it? Although I really want him to do it.
It can be said that at this time, the psychological activities of Da Mang and Li Zhi are extremely rich.
"Haha, I made a joke for you, seeing that you are in a hurry, just call me Xiao Yi, I don't dare to bear the name of the first brother" Suddenly, Xiao Yi looked up to the sky and laughed, and then stretched out his right hand, with a friendly look on his face.
This is......
Wang Damang's eyes were round, and he almost stumbled.
Li Zhi's expression stiffened again, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
If you can not provoke Xiao Yi, it will be the best result.
If you have to mess with Xiao Yi, you have an uncle behind you.
This is Li Zhi's plan, Xiao Yi's before and after reactions made him completely expose his thoughts.
Don't bring such a playful person.
"Forget it, more is better than less, if you really get into trouble with this madman, you will also cause trouble for your uncle at that time" Li Zhi is also in his twenties after all, and he knows the truth that he can meet in the future by leaving a line, and besides, the captain of the traffic brigade is his uncle, not his father.
I have to say that the speed of turning the face of this product is faster than turning the book, no, I immediately put on a smile and shook hands with Xiao Yi: "Brother Yi is really humorous!" ”
"Awards," Xiao Yi said with a smile, but his mind quietly entered the interface of Meitu Master.
Wang Damang on the side seemed to be directly reduced to air and completely ignored by the two of them, looking at the pair of people in front of him who should have been fists and kicks, but shaking hands and laughing at the moment, Damang was directly petrified in place.
"Target selection successful, please operate"
Xiaomei's voice sounded unexpectedly, Xiaomei was the name that Xiao Yi gave to the "Meitu Master" in his head a second ago.
"First brother, if you don't dislike it, how about we go over and have a few drinks together? It just so happens that there are a few of my brothers over there," Li Zhi stretched out his hand and pointed to a certain place in the bar, only to see a group of people not far away waving to greet him.
Xiao Yi waved his hand: "Forget it, my unpromising brother was beaten up just now, and now I'm still in a hurry to take him for treatment." ”
"I asked him who he was just now, and he said that it seemed that the person had entered the bar, but when he got to the bar, he said that he couldn't remember, and he didn't know if it was a brain problem?"
After speaking, he picked up Wang Damang, who was not very thin, and walked out, and the latter heard Xiao Yi say this, how could he still settle down, and struggled vigorously.
"Brother Yi, what are you doing here...... " shouted recklessly, struggling desperately, but how could his pampered thin arms and legs be able to carry Xiao Yi, the master who often fights and brawls.
Xiao Yi ignored him, and immediately saw him brutally use an eagle to catch chickens and drag Wang Damang out.
As he walked, he said to Li Zhi: "What, Brother Li, if we have a chance, let's drink together again, I won't accompany you today......"
Li Zhi was stunned, he didn't think of what Xiao Yi meant by what he said just now.
Could it be that Wang Damang was really stupid by himself?
Could it be that the fool only remembered that the person who beat him walked into the bar, but he didn't remember who it was?
Should be.
Immediately, Li Zhi smiled and waved his hand: "First brother, Wang Damang is a classmate in our department, you must cure his illness!" ”
"Certainly, certainly......"
Xiao Yi smiled, and with his other hand, he also dragged Wang Damang's goods out of the bar, no matter how the latter struggled, he didn't let go until the two entered a dark alley.
Xiao Yi let go of his hand, and Wang Damang had a chance to speak.
He jumped, roared, scolded, and even cried: "Brother Yi, what are you doing, who doesn't remember?" Who's got their brains wrong? ”
"Don't howl nonsense, howl, if you really can't swallow your breath, you can go back and beat that Li Zhi" Xiao Yi glanced at him, not comforting at all, but said angrily.
This time, Da Mang was honest, squatting on the ground and holding his head without speaking.
In the dark alley, with the passing evening breeze, bursts of low sobbing voices came, and the desolation made people look at it with pity.
Fortunately, there are no other people here, and if there were, they might think that something was going on in the alley, and maybe they would call the police.
"I said, you are a big man, how many times do you have to cry in a day to be satisfied?" Xiao Yi turned his head and glanced at the entrance of the alley, and saw that there was no one, so he continued: "Give me the wind at the entrance of the alley, don't let people in if I don't speak."
"Woo woo woo ......" Da Mang looked as if he was unheard, still burying his head between his legs, and the sobbing sound became a little worse.
"Fuck you, get me up, don't you want revenge?"
"Yes!" Da Mang raised his head suddenly, and the glittering light between his eyes startled Xiao Yi.
"Then go quickly," Xiao Yi said.
"Okay, good" As soon as he heard the revenge, Da Mang was like being beaten with chicken blood, full of strength, and ran over.
After Da Mang's figure completely disappeared, Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, leaned against the wall, took out his mobile phone with his right hand, and dialed the police: "Hey, uncle policeman, this is the Xingyun Square No Drunk No Return Bar, I came here with a few classmates to party, I didn't expect someone to undress in public inside, and they were going to do that kind of thing!" ”
"Little brother, thank you for telling us about the situation there, don't go to that kind of place again" On the other end of the phone, there was a sweet voice that made people numb to the bones.
"I know, it turned out to be a police sister, you must come over quickly" Xiao Yi said in a disgusting tone that others fulfilled themselves.
"Okay, we're here as fast as we can"
"Well, goodbye, sister" Hanging up the phone, Xiao Yi let out a long breath, closed his eyes, and his mind settled.
"Who is Brother Yi calling?" At the entrance of the alley, Da Mang secretly turned his head and glanced at it, and saw that Xiao Yi was on the phone, and couldn't help but wonder.
Xiao Yi didn't have time to pay attention to him, clicked on the icon of Meitu Master, and saw the target person he had just selected, Li Zhi.
"Paralyzed, let you pull ......" The corners of Xiao Yi's mouth flashed with evil light.
"Warning, warning, the traffic is only 0.3M, please add it in time!" A moment later, Xiao Ying's voice sounded in Xiao Yi's head with a still mechanical sense. This is when he named Xiaomei, it was the name of the "app store" in his head.
"I'm going to grass your mother, how do you want to add it!" Xiao Yi directly opened his eyes and roared angrily.
"First brother, what's wrong, what's wrong......" Da Mang's voice quickly sounded beside him.
"Why the fuck are you here, didn't I say I didn't say I didn't say don't let people come?"
"But you just spoke, and you were very loud," Da Mang explained weakly with his head down.
"Okay, let's go" Xiao Yi didn't want to get too entangled with this guy in these details.
"Where are you going? Isn't there still revenge? ”
"If you don't get drunk, you won't go home, you'll find out later...... Absolutely good, hehe" Xiao Yi shrugged his shoulders, those eyes looked bright in the dark.
In the hands of others, Meitu Master may just grind the skin to remove freckles, but in the hands of Xiao Yi, it is not so simple, you must know that the only talent he has shown so far is Photoshop.