1198.Shaving (4/5)
As little Lori grows up, Wang Bo likes to tease her more and more, but he can't make her cry during the New Year. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
He laughed and took out a thick red envelope from his pocket and put it in his schoolbag, so that the little Lori immediately laughed with a change in her expression: "Wow, brother-in-law is really bold, Dai'er likes you very much." ”
"How much do you like it?" Wang Bo teased her.
Little Lori racked her brains and thought about it, and said, "Well, I like it." ”
There are many Chinese in Sunset Town, and because of Wang Bo's identity, many people have also studied the Spring Festival, so people keep coming to him in the morning to greet him.
Especially his subordinates, who came almost in line, got the news that they were coming to eat dumplings, so there was an endless stream of people.
Little Lori was about to cry with happiness, everyone prepared a red envelope, she was the only child here, the young president and Xiao Hani were close to adulthood, so naturally it was impossible to ask for red envelopes.
The little schoolbag was quickly stuffed, and little Lori said excitedly: "Why am I only in elementary school?" If only I had already gone to college. ”
"Yo, Dale is so studious." Kidd said.
Little Lori shook her head and said, "No, I have it when I go to college, and I can accommodate more red envelopes." ”
"If you go to college and become a big kid, can you still receive red envelopes? It's a beautiful thought. Eva said from the side.
Little Lori was right when she thought about it, but she was stiff-mouthed: "Ha, that Daier is a genius, the kind of young college student with a super high IQ." ”
Eva asked: "OK, a question, you are selling clothes, the purchase price of a piece of clothing is 50 yuan, you sold 80 yuan, the customer gave you 100 yuan, you have no change, so you asked the neighbor for 100 change, and later found out that the 100 yuan is fake, so you lost 100 yuan to the neighbor, how much did you lose in total?" ”
After hearing this question, little Lori's eyes suddenly straightened.
"Answer quickly, high-IQ teenage college student." Eva said with a smile.
Little Lori swallowed her saliva and said, "I'm sorry, I'm a student, and I don't sell clothes." ”
"Pretend you're selling clothes."
"No, no, no, I don't sell clothes, I have a very powerful sister, I don't need to sell clothes to make money." Little Lori said hurriedly.
Eva: "......"
Forty or fifty people came one after another, Wang Bo arranged tables and chairs in advance, and Bo Dad and Bo Ma were cooking dumplings in a big pot, and the scene was very lively.
But it was even more lively in the back, Aturu came later, his wife and children also came, and there were dozens of Maori men, mighty......
Wang Bo was stunned when he saw this scene: Isn't this his place here to smash the field?
Little Lori didn't dare to open her schoolbag to ask for a red envelope.
The young president whispered: "Dai'er, good opportunity, you are going to make a fortune." ”
Little Lori hurriedly shook her head: "Don't talk, don't let them know that I have a lot of red envelopes here, otherwise they will snatch them!" ”
With so many unexpected people coming, looking at the size of the grain storage tank, Wang Bo estimated that there would not be enough dumplings to eat today.
He pulled Aturu aside and said, "Why did you bring all your people here?" ”
The Maori man said innocently: "Didn't you say that the more people, the better?" ”
Wang Bo was defeated by him, this horse was sent by the ancestors to punish him for not going back to show filial piety, right?
Bo Dad was very happy to see hundreds of people sprinkled with Yangyang, not enough dumplings? It doesn't matter, make a big pot of rice.
There is rice noodles in the castle, Bo Dad and Bo Ma discussed, and decided to have two big pots of pork ribs rice, this is simple, after the pork ribs are stewed, just sprinkle the rice into it and stew hard.
As for the taste? Anyway, these people haven't eaten authentic pork ribs rice, so they can eat it.
The Maori people really have a good appetite, and they bring wine even if they eat dumplings and rice.
Wang Bo smiled bitterly: "Drinking early in the morning, isn't it good for your body?" ”
A big man said heroically: "A glass of wine in the morning, a good mood for the day, come, mayor, do this, happy new year!" ”
Bo Dad said: "The more you drink the dumplings, the more you drink, come, Happy New Year!" ”
Uncle Bing's father and son lit firecrackers at the door, the crackling sound of firecrackers rang out, and so many people were eating dumplings, and they finally had the taste of the New Year.
In this way, Wang Bo is quite grateful to Atulu, most of his subordinates are more restrained, and there is no other sound except polite words during the meal.
Maori people don't care, they eat meat, drink and swallow dumplings, they don't care about eating or doing a life principle:
"Be happy, everyone be happy! What the? Not happy? I'm happy after this drink! What the? Happy? I'm happier with this drink! ”
After an hour of eating and drinking, breakfast was over, and everyone began to leave in twos and threes.
Wang Bo said that he was going to hold a New Year's party in the evening, welcoming everyone to play, eating, drinking, music and dancing, and enjoying life unscrupulously.
Aturu said, "Then I'll talk to the guys and tell them not to come at night?" ”
Wang Bo patted him on the shoulder and said, "How can that be done?" I didn't come just now, and since I have announced the news, I must welcome them because I have to give my Aturu brothers face! ”
The Maori man was moved to tears: "Boss, you are so good to me!" ”
Wang Bo said: "Bring more guys over and tell them that Atulu's friend is my Wang Bo's friend, and everyone will be happy at the party!" ”
Aturu was moved to death and life, and said that in the next life, if he was a woman, he would definitely marry him.
In this way, Lao Wang regretted saying too much, what if people really have a next life?
Everyone left, the castle returned to its previous quiet, Bo Dad and Bo Ma were on video with relatives in China, this will be just dawn in China, it is the peak of New Year's greetings.
Wang Bo and Eva were grooming a few little guys, and the weather was hot, and the fat cat brothers and princess couldn't stand the temperature, so Eva cut off all the hair on their bodies.
The fat cat brother looks like a spoof, with dense hair on his head, but his body is bare, Xiao Wang came over suspiciously when he saw it, stretched out his big paws and played with it.
He thought he had two little brothers, and the long hair on the fat cat's head resembled the mane of a lion.
The fat cat brothers looked annoyed, and as soon as Xiao Wang stretched out his paws, the two of them immediately exploded.
However, they don't have any hair on their bodies, so they don't have the power they used to have, they just stare and whine there, and look a little silly.
The two brothers themselves discovered this, and it was called a sad and indignant, and they looked back at Wang Bo and Eva, and the sadness flowed backwards.
Shaving, shaving, Nima you master knows how to shave at every turn.
A little skin disease you shave the whole body hair of the Lun family, a few fleas you shave the whole body hair of the Lun family, and the summer heat of the whole body hair of the Lun family. If you have itchy skin, you won't wear clothes, if you have dandruff, you will shave your head, and if you have hot summer, you will have a bare butt!
When the strong man saw it, he was so frightened that he ran with his tail between his legs, and he played handsome to seduce the female dog by relying on a bright fur, if it was cut off, it was estimated that he would never be able to make an appointment with the dog cannon again. (To be continued.) )