Why 111 Divorce?

Qin Wanyan, who was tired of becoming a dog, came home, and sure enough, she saw that Qin's mother had cooked a table of good meals, and there was no shortage of chicken, duck, fish, and meat, Qin Wanyan was dumbfounded.

"Mom, is this going for the New Year or the holiday? Do you cook so many dishes, can you finish them? It won't be to celebrate that I went to an upper-class jewelry show today, right?? ”

Qin Wanyan thinks that her mother should not be such a person!

Mother Qin really smiled and said, "Your aunt and cousin are going to come to the house for dinner in a while." ”

Let's just say it~ No wonder!

"Cousin Marty?"

"Yes! You still have a few cousins! Qin's mother asked her to go to the kitchen to help, and took the dishes and chopsticks out to set them up.

Mother Qin washed her hands and went to make a phone call. When I came back, I saw that my daughter had obediently set up the dishes and chopsticks, and sat on the edge of the dinner table "waiting to be fed", so I said: "Your aunt and cousin are already on the way, and they will arrive in about five minutes, ready to eat." ”

"Isn't Daddy here today?"

"Well, he has dinner and doesn't come home for dinner at night."

That's a good idea!

It's been a long time since I've seen my little cousin, so I can play with my little cousin! Qin Wanyan laughed twice. Mom didn't ask about today's exhibition, it seems that my aunt is very happy that this matter is here.

This cousin, not long after she just crossed over, she went home to see her during the winter vacation of her freshman year, and counted, the two cousins played together for a winter vacation, and they never met again after that, only chatting in micro-letters.

Recently, Qin Wanyan has lived at home for too long, her classmates are not around, and she is still very excited to have her cousin come to play.

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Dinner was a good one, Yuqi's cousin is a sophomore this year and lives in another city, this time she came to her house with her aunt to play, and stayed for a few days by the way. After dinner, Qin Wanyan took Cousin Yuqi to take a walk downstairs and talked about school life.

Sleeping at night, Qin Wanyan dreamed that she was cutting through thorns and thorns all the way, and actually rushed to the 300th floor of Glory City alone, and finally saw the ultimate **oss, and hurriedly summoned Libra Tail to cheer her on. A pink light flashed, and as soon as Libra Tail was summoned, Xuanyuan Buckwind actually appeared.

Xuanyuan took out a piece of meat and said, "Come, follow me." ”

The scales blinked and exhaled twice, and the fart ran in front of him. Qin Wanyan's face was full of black lines, this guy, is there any discipline!

Xuanyuan pushed against the wind and pushed the tail of the balance away: "It's not about you. Facing the flowers again, "It's you, lady." ”

Then Hua Kaiyan ran over...... (Who is more undisciplined?) ）

Then, Qin Wanyan woke up disgusted by herself =_=.

Why do you have such dreams! What a drunk!

When I woke up in the morning, I found that Yuqi's cousin woke up earlier than her, lying next to her and watching a movie on her mobile phone, which seemed to be the recent popular online drama "Tomb Robbery Notes".

Qin Wanyan was cold: "Cousin, do you think "Notes on Tomb Robbery" is very good?" You're so fascinated by it! ”

"It's okay", Cousin Yuqi turned to the side and smiled at Qin Wanyan, "Anyway, I'm here to see Li Yifeng and Tang Yan, as for the messy plot that has been changed, I really don't dare to compliment!" One moment to grab antiques and hand them over to the country, and the next moment there is a coward who loves to scream to grab the camera everywhere, and what is the setting for returning from studying abroad, and the way of chatting with fat people really makes me accept incompetence. ”

Accept the incompetence of the ghost you still watch! Qin Wanyan is even drunker than her cousin!

She had read the original novel of "Notes on Tomb Robbery", and as soon as the online drama came out, she decisively abandoned the drama after watching the first episode, no matter how handsome Li Yifeng was and how beautiful Tang Yan was, she couldn't hold on anymore, and it wasn't on the same channel as the original book at all, okay!

Now that she has heard such bad reviews from her cousin Yuqi, she is even more glad that she didn't waste time on this "divine drama".

"Today, Saturday, I don't have to go to work, I'll show you a fun game." Qin Wanyan said.

Cousin Yuqi sat up: "It won't be "Deer Ding World", right?? ”

"Uh...... How do you know? ”

"Because this game has been very popular recently, I'm also playing, the number that just opened some time ago, and now it's only in its fifties, and I'm still a rookie."

"That's a good idea! Your cousin, I'm already level 99, and I'm already on the verge of the level 100 threshold, and your sister has worked hard to save a lot of hard-earned money to buy a set of level 100 handmade equipment, and I'm waiting to change it. When the time comes, my sister will take you to pretend to be B and take you to fly. ”

"Cousin=,= You can't play a pharmacist, right?"

"You know that, too?"

Isn't my cousin a god operator?

Cousin Yuqi smiled bitterly: "The pharmacist still wants to take me to pretend to be B and take me to fly!" Unless it's a lonely smoke god or a willow-colored dust god, other pharmacists, free ......" She knew that people like her cousin who were so outside the computer game couldn't play a profession other than a nurse.

Hey, Qin Wanyan looked at the little girl cousin Yuqi who actually had two faces, and her heart was not happy: "From the truth, are you from the slim head Tuo area?" How long has it been crush on us to help Lonely Smoke and Willow Dust? ”

Cousin Yuqi was embarrassed for a moment, pushed away Cousin Qin, who was gradually approaching her, jumped out of bed, and changed into pajamas: "Cousin, I'll get up first to wash my face and brush my teeth, you turn on the computer!" ”

Ouch, hey, Qin Wanyan looked at Cousin Yuqi, a little girl, and she actually dared to instruct her cousin to come! Ask her if she has a crush on the great god, she hides faster than a cat!

After turning on the computer and going online, click on the friends list, and the headwind of Xuanyuan has not yet come. She chatted with the rest of the gang and gossiped, but she didn't see Cousin Yuqi go back to her room, probably because she was called by her aunt and mother to have breakfast. Then, she saw that there was a private chat window, and clicked on it to take a look, but it was not Xuanyuan headwind.

[Private chat] [Lonely smoke] said to you: Yanran is a good man.

Lonely Smoke shouted with a smile like a sunflower.

Good...... What an awkward name.

Hua Kaiyan hurriedly sent a smile and looked back.

[Private Chat] You said to [Lonely Smoke]: Master came so early!

[Private chat] [lonely smoke] to say to you: come to the Kunming campus.

Lonely Smoke is still smiling.

[Private Chat] You said to [Lonely Point Smoke]: What are you going to do?

[Private chat] [lonely smoke] to say to you: We PK.

Qin Wanyan didn't know why the lonely dad suddenly called her to PK.

╮(╯▽╰)╭Hey! Wouldn't it be because she married Xuanyuan God, and the lonely daddy, who was an abandoned good friend, was jealous and angry, and made fun of her early in the morning, right?

Great God Xuanyuan, you are a demon who has brought disaster to the country and the people!

The flowers are blooming and the fingers are typing quickly.

[Private chat] you said to [Lonely Smoke]: Lion Tiger ~~~ is a pacifist.

[Private chat] [Lonely smoke] said to you: It is said that you didn't answer the challenge that others sent you before, but then ......

Later what later!

Hum! The flowers bloomed and her heart tightened.

[Private chat] you said to [Lonely Smoke]: Lion Tiger ~~~ Don't mess around, I'll scream.

[Private chat] [Lonely smoke] to you: I don't bully women, but I bully the people who rob my women and the women who should belong to me.

ORZ…… Kneel for you!

Lonely and smoky god, your brain was kicked by a donkey, obviously it was Xuanyuan who proposed to me against the wind, and it was obviously your woman who bullied me!

Yes! Suddenly I found a little connotation! So you see the god of loneliness as a woman? It turns out that the roles of the two of you, he is the receiving, and you are the attacker! I've been doing it backwards before=. =

[System Announcement]: Shocking, crying ghosts! There are many heroes in the south of Caiyun! The hero's lonely smoke challenges the heroine's flowers!

[System Prompt]: Lonely Smoke Request Challenges with You, Accept/Reject?

[System Announcement]: Women don't let their eyebrows go, happy to enmity and hatred, flowers bloom and accept the challenge, Kunming campus, fight for life and death!

With a white light, the two of them disappeared.

[World] [Care Gossip Growth Association]: Wow! Lonely smoke and flowers bloom in PK! Who's going to win, who's going to lose! The battle between the nurse and the daddy. Come and watch the Kunming campus!

[World] [Carved Transparent Cover]: Upstairs, is your brain squeezed by the door? Lonely Smoke is the first-ranked pharmacist, how could he lose to Hua Kaiyanran?

[World] [Belly is good to give birth to a baby]: That's not necessarily, maybe the hero is sad about the beauty?

[World] [Passerby C]: Lonely smoke and flowers bloom PK? Wasn't it all Xuanyuan God PK with her before, why is it daddy's turn to appear today?

[World] [My boyfriend is a dumb B]: Rub, JQ of Hongguoguo! Who knows the inside story, hurry up and come out 818!

At this moment, Hua Kaiyan and Lonely Smoke, who were teleported to the ring scene, were stunned.

[Nearby] [Flowers Bloom Yanran]: Lion Tiger ~~~ Look at the good things you have done! It's starting to squirt outside again.

[Nearby] [Lonely Point Smoke]: Concentrate on practicing PK, what do you care about others, can they drown you with a mouthful of spit?

That's right! You're right!

Public opinion is terrible, one person can drown her with a mouthful of spit!

Qin Wanyan was speechless and burst into tears, looking at the start of the ten-second countdown in the center of the screen, she looked at the rare beasts and mercenary babies beside her, as well as the cute Libra tail, and instantly became angry.

[Nearby] [Blossom Yanran]: Come on, daddy! Burn, little universe! Break out, Qin Wanyan!

【Nearby】【Lonely Smoke】:=_=////

[World] [Linghu God]: Hua Kaiyan is the No. 1 green tea in our district. It's normal to have an adulterous relationship, isn't there a lot of talk about her lately?

[World] [Emperor Taishang's Son]: You TM are green tea, your whole family is a green tea! You are not allowed to insult our helper.

[World] [Linghu God]: Yo yo yo, my deep sea thunder has blown up the dog's legs.

[World] [White Lady's Cousin]: =,=! It is said that the lonely god and Xuanyuan god who are in the same suit are very respectful of the lonely god and the god Xuanyuan who "shoot fast and accurately, and can directly turn 360 ° in the air", and the two gods are actually fascinated by this waste nurse, so it's a pity to rush to the feet.

[World] [Meow Woo Mi]: Hua Kaiyan is a green tea, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

[World] [Leaning on the Fence to Listen to the Rain]: I testify that everything I said upstairs is true.

Qin Wanyan looked at these two IDs, and suddenly became calm.

When did this dog man and woman, who had been silent for a long time, come out? Before, their scattered alliance was beaten so badly by Fenghua Xueyue, and their mouths and itchy hands were cleaned up thoroughly, and they didn't learn a lesson, and they still had their faces on the world channel to swipe the horn and mess with BB.

[Nearby] [Blossom Yanran] :(Jiaojiao) (crazy) (angry) Lion and tiger, you see, the old enemies have been on TV and scolded me.

[Nearby] [Lonely Smoke]: Grandma's, don't fight! I'm not in the mood! Go out and abuse them and scatter the alliance.

[Nearby] [Blossom Yanran]: How to abuse?

A certain Yan's eyes were full of golden light. I love to abuse my enemies the most!

[Nearby] [Lonely Point Smoke]: One word - kill!

Daddy is really angry!

Then - get out! Finally no PK, hahahaha!

Hua Kaiyanran was sighing, and she saw a prompt in the lower right corner: "Dear, your husband is online." ”

o(╯□╰)o！ What a prompt is this! Find a hacker to hack the game code, find a hacker to hack the game code!

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: The lady came early, do you want to be a husband? ”-

_-|||Hua Kaiyanran was embarrassed to answer that she often dreamed of you, and if she was bought by you with a piece of meat in her dream, she probably had to find a hole to hide.

Xuanyuan Headwind's ID is the same as the character image, with a flowing red coat, carrying a musket, and not smiling......

Hua Kaiyan looked at it, and she was a nymphomaniac.

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: Why are you in the ring? Who are you PK with?

Hua Kaiyanran sighed at the super meticulous observation of Xuanyuan God, and whined and mourned, she knew it in less than ten seconds after it was launched, amazing!

She hurriedly replied.

[Private chat] You said to [Xuanyuan Headwind]: Yes, I'm fighting with loneliness, but I don't want to fight after I come in, the world is full of people who scold me with horns, and now I'm in a bad mood, and I'm going out to kill people to vent my anger.

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: Huh? What's the situation? Why was the lady scolded?

Why?

It's not because of you! -_-|||

[Private chat] You said to [Xuanyuan Headwind]: I said, it's better for us to divorce the marriage, so that the world will be peaceful.

She doesn't have to be the target of public criticism! Eight out of ten of those who scolded her did so out of jealousy.

Xuanyuan's face changed, and his eyebrows raised again.

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: Why do you want to leave?

[Private chat] You said to [Xuanyuan Headwind]: Look, you are the god who ranks first in the comprehensive ranking of the whole server, and the fight is so powerful, what about me, I am just a 99-level waste nurse, and I am not worthy of you at all, and others are still very awkward when they see us getting married. Anyway, there are more powerful girls in this game, and there are more girls who play pharmacist, and there are many who are at the same level as you, and they are more worthy of you.

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: Stop! Others are awkward and deserve it! I just want to love you a thousand times and make them jealous to death. (To be continued.) )