As soon as I saw the wooden cart full of feces and urine rushing towards the welcoming procession, the crowd of people playing exploded.

The women were frightened, and they were afraid that the smelly dirt would fall on their bodies, and they immediately howled.

"Oh, this ...... This lack of virtue and recklessness, we are marrying a bride, why did we rush over with night incense! Oops, oops, go, almost fell on me. ”

"Get out of the way, get out of the way...... "Xi women, you push me, I push you, but no one can dodge."

The three cars of Yexiang were impartial and happened to hit Yu'er's sedan chair.

Yu'er was laughing, but found that it was noisy outside, and then her sedan chair was thrown to the ground by the sedan chair drivers with a bang.

The bottom of the sedan chair was so heavy that it fell off immediately, and with the collision of the second night fragrance car, she, the unlucky bride, rolled out of the sedan chair.

She didn't know what was going on, and a few beggars couldn't miss this good opportunity.

They came over with a few toilets, and before Yu'er could speak, they poured the toilet bowl over her head.

I leaned against a tree on the side of the road and almost stopped laughing.

Haha, Yu'er is still covered in and urine from head to toe......

She sat in the middle of the street and was stunned, she seemed to be petrified, she couldn't believe what was happening to her.

It took her a while to recover from the shock.

She let out a piercing scream.

"Ahh Ah......h

Besides, she still has a lot of them on her......

The women wanted to come and help her get rid of it, but the smell was so terrible that no one had the courage to approach her.

For a moment, the pedestrians on the street stopped and looked at the embarrassed bride.

One of the Xi Po reacted, and she shouted at the welcoming procession, "Quick, quick, find some water to wash her." ”

I stood aside and grinned and said, "Wash? Now it's useless to jump into the river, and this is still clean? ”

The other Xi Po also seemed to react. She jumped to her feet and shouted, "This ...... How do you wash this cleanly and quickly...... The bride quickly undressed, and took off her wedding robe outside. ”

When Yu'er heard this, she came to her senses, and immediately stood on the spot and took off her wedding robe, and several maids around her also came up to take off the jewelry on her hair.

I gave the beggar the beggar the twenty taels of silver I had just promised, and then said to him, "Hehe, do you want to earn a little more?" ”

He said to me flatteringly: "Girl, you are my God of Wealth, you say, what else should I do?" ”

I pointed to Yu'er, who was busy undressing, and said, "Find a few little beggars and strip her clothes and pants, and I'll give you another hundred taels." ”

I thought about it for a while, and said with a little softheart: "Leave her a piece of underwear and bottoms, and don't show the flesh in the key parts." ”

"Hey, okay, girl, you can just watch the show." He spoke to me cheerfully, and then said a few words to a few little beggars of seven or eight years old.

These clever little guys immediately understood what to do.

When a large group of children saw that Yu'er was really concentrating on undressing, they immediately rushed up, some pulled her hair, some pulled her thighs, and a few tore her clothes hard.

The little maids beat and chased them, but the little beggars ran away and came back for a while.

They can't cope with it.

The Xi Po also ran over to help, but it was too late at this time, and the clothes on Yu'er's body were almost stripped away, leaving only a thin underwear and bottoms.

The men and women on the street immediately burst into laughter, pointing to Yu'er and talking with the happy women who greeted them.

There were people who said anything, and there were a few little hooligans drooling at Yu'er, which made Yu'er almost angry on the spot.

"Look at how big her ass is, hehe, she will definitely have more sons in the future." A man said with a smile on his face.

"Hey, hypocrisy, didn't you keep staring at her chest just now?" The man next to him said with a smile.

"Haha, who let her take it off on the street, don't look at it in vain, hahaha, don't you say?" The man then laughed.

As soon as they said this, the men and women around them spoke even more violently.

The Xi women stood there anxiously, scolding the street with their thick waists, these people are really bastards, it doesn't matter if they don't help, they still have time to watch their jokes and say some inconsequential cool things.

"Get out, get out, what to see, I want to see your wife go home." A Xi Po blasted away a pervert who wanted to come close and quietly.

Yu'er pointed at the little beggars who had just run away and scolded: "You little bastards, you run fast, otherwise let the old lady catch it, and I will pick your skin alive!" ”

Another Xi Po was more reliable, she grabbed Yu'er and said, "Okay, don't just stand and show your eyes, hide behind us, and we will escort you away." ”

Yu'er had been standing in place and scolding, but now when she heard it, she felt that what Xi Po said was right, no matter what, she couldn't delay the auspicious time for her and Ouyang Deyuan to get married.

She immediately let the maids and Xi Po block her, and walked quickly towards Ouyang Mansion with the people who played the wind.

I took the silver ticket of one hundred taels to the beggar leader, and beckoned to the little beggars, saying, "Come, all of you." ”

They ran to me giggling, and I grabbed a handful of broken silver from my purse and gave it to them, saying, "Hehe, you did a good job just now, take it all, and buy yourself some more delicious food." ”

They happily took the money and ran away in a hurry.

The housekeeper had several servants with him, each with a large bucket of ice water in his hand. The good man said to them again, "Remember, as soon as the bride appeared, you poured water on her, remember?" Just splashed her alone. ”

After listening to it more than a dozen times, the people couldn't remember it, and they all nodded yes.

Yu'er was barefoot, hiding between the maid and Xi Po, and stumbled towards this side.

"Oops, Mom, it's finally here, quick, quick, get in the door." A Xi Po was so tired that she was covered in sweat.

It's been a Xi Po for so long, and this is the first time I've tired her like a grandson, so she must ask for more money later.

As soon as Yu'er saw Ouyang Mansion, her tears were about to fall.

She thought: Damn, I've finally arrived at the place, and when she finishes worshipping the church today and becomes a parent, she will take the family members of Ouyang Mansion to beat up the beggars on the street tomorrow to vent the evil breath in her heart.

As soon as she appeared, she saw a group of people rushing out of Ouyang's mansion, and they poured water on her without saying a word.

Bucket after bucket of splashing, and she was the only one who splashed her.

This time, Yu'er's temper really exploded.

She stood on the steps with her waist crossed and scolded: "Ouyang Deyuan, you bastard bastard, if you don't want to marry me, I will make it clear, my mother, I don't want to marry you!" Let me tell you, if it weren't for a few stinky money in your family, why would the old lady take a fancy to you, do you think the old lady I really care about that bullshit doll kiss! ”

She was scolding when she saw Ouyang Deyuan standing at the door looking at her with a blue face.

He originally came out to welcome the bride, but he didn't expect to see such a farce as soon as he came out, and he heard Yu'er's scolding.

He snorted coldly and said, "In that case, then Ouyang Deyuan and I really don't have the blessing to marry you, come here, send Miss Yu'er back!" ”

He angrily threw himself away, leaving Yu'er with a panicked face.

She shouted at Ouyang Deyuan's back: "Deyuan, Deyuan, I didn't mean that, cousin, I'm going to marry you, cousin, don't go." ”

But no matter how she called it, Ouyang Deyuan would not look back.

All of a sudden, she was really a chicken and egg fight, and there was nothing.

She suddenly sat on the ground and cried: "Oh, my God, I really have been in blood mold for eight lifetimes, how could I encounter such a thing." ”

The women next to her cried more than her.

"Oh, I'm dead, I'm so tired, in the end, I haven't even asked for a penny, oh, God, this can't let people live!"

I stood behind a tree not far away and waved at the good worker, who smiled knowingly at me. That means: Master, this farce can be regarded as the end.