Chapter 1 I am a man

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There is a saying that Wang Ba came out of Wang Ba Village, and Wang Ba has been plagued for thousands of years.

This ballad is very famous in a county in Hubei, there are ten townships and eight villages in a county, after the reform and opening up, the township and the village have felt the deep care from the motherland, and jumped on the ** of reform and opening up, only Wang Bacun lives like a little daughter-in-law who is angry, no one cares about it, maybe it means that no one dares to care about no one dares to care, if you want to say why, it is the reason for the existence of that ballad, Wang Ba Village has Wang Ba, and Wang Ba has been plagued for thousands of years.

September 2012 on the side of the road in Wangba Village.

Yu Sheng held the Changbai Mountain cigarette in his hand obliquely from the unscrupulous old man who didn't know where to buy it, he took two puffs, he looked at the hot sun above his head, and shouted to the people around him, "Hurry up and dig, wait for others to work in the field, and you will find us." After saying that, the rest of his life looked around sheepishly. The bald wolf howled twice, and then ran to the intersection and squatted.

Yu Sheng looked at the bald wolf who was snorting and panting with his big tongue and smiled, and Yu Sheng laughed and scolded, "You brute, except that you don't have a tail, you are smart and tight." ”

Xiao Wu stood up with a disgraced face, he patted the dirt on his body, and said angrily, "Uncle, why are we digging such a deep pit in Widow Chen's land." ”

Xiao Wu's full name is Fan Zuwu, and according to the seniority in the village, he is a generation younger than the rest of his life. I heard the old people in the village say that Xiao Wu's ancestor was the descendant of the Han Dynasty general Fan Xu, the times have changed, and the vicissitudes of life have gradually disappeared into the tide of history. In Xiao Wu's childhood, every time he was beaten, he basically stood up for him for the rest of his life to fight others, which also caused him to trust him like a pervert for the rest of his life.

Yu Sheng snorted, "Didn't it just give her a good opportunity to help others, let her contribute a local chicken for us to eat, and she named us the Four Evils." This pit is for her to bathe. ”

Another little kid who was digging a pit wiped the sweat from his face and shouted, "Uncle, my grandfather said you are a disaster." ”

Yu Sheng squatted down a little of his forehead and said, "Xiao Sanshui, Uncle is Diao Min, not a disaster." ”

Xiao Sanshui nodded seriously, "Well, I want to be like my uncle and be a Diao Min when I grow up." ”

If this scene is seen by the old people in the village, most of them will sigh with grievances, creating evil.

Finally, under the guidance of Yu Sheng, a few little children carefully moved the half-human deep pit that had been dug, and carefully covered the deep pit. Yu Sheng stepped on the weeds lightly, then nodded with satisfaction, and secretly praised in his heart, what a perfect trap.

Yu Sheng took Xiao Wu and this group of little children back to the village, and the bald wolf followed behind with a howling voice. The large procession made everyone who met them flee.

The rest of his life was depressed, and he shouted, "Aunt Zhang, what are you running, I don't want your corn today." “

Aunt Zhang snorted lightly, "Little Wang Ba Calf, don't think about harming me." ”

"Uncle. Look there. Xiao Sanshui pointed to a place not far from the entrance of the village, and Yu Sheng looked at Xiao Sanshui's hand, and couldn't help but be happy.

A few older children were pointing around a snot baby, and the snot baby looked left and right and looked at the older children around him and cried.

Yu Sheng asked Xiao Sanshui, "Which village are these puppies from?" ”

Xiao Sanshui stretched out his finger and complained to the group of older children, "They are from the neighboring village Malou, this group of people come to us every day when they go to school, and if they don't give us, they will beat us, and now not long after the school starts, they are here again." ”

Yu Sheng touched his forehead and said, "You won't resist." ”

"Uncle, they're big, we can't beat them. Uncle, go ahead, they must be afraid of you, and no one in our school is not afraid of you. Xiao Sanshui said seriously.

Yu Sheng touched his nose in a gloomy way, and was told by Xiao Sanshui that he was a person in his twenties who scared a group of little children, which didn't seem to be a glorious thing.

Yu Sheng straightened up and said, "Xiao Sanshui, uncle teaches you, bite if you can't fight, run if you can't bite, squat and let others beat if you can't run, and then bite after others fight, we people in Wangba Village just can't let others bully them." ”

Xiao Sanshui wiped his nose and laughed happily. Yu Sheng continued, "You go to see how Uncle cleans them up, and you dare to bully people at the entrance of our village." ”

A man and a dog and a group of little children walked over menacingly, who knew that they were found by one of the big children in the horse building before they got close for the rest of their lives, the child's small eyes were wide open, looking at the rest of his life that was getting closer and closer with a smile, he shouted at the top of his voice, "Disaster is coming, run." Then he took the lead in a standard rabbit eagle posture and ran, and the other big children all looked back when they heard this, and when they saw that they had maintained their basic respect for a disaster for the rest of their lives, they ran away, and the timid ones inside were even more frightened and cried and ran.

Yu Sheng touched his nose and scolded with a smile, "Am I that terrible? ”

The friends around him for the rest of his life nodded with deep feelings, and Xiao Wu, who has always been honest, grinned and said, "There is no one in ten miles and eight villages, who is not afraid of uncle." ”

Yu Sheng smiled awkwardly, and then shouted, "Give it to me, the vultures, bite their ass." ”

When the vulture wolf heard this, he rushed up, and the group of children cried even more, "Uncle Yu, we don't dare to come here again, don't let the bald wolf bite us." ”

Yu Sheng snorted lightly, "That's not good, if you don't come, how can the bald wolf have meat to eat." ”

The vulture's eyes lit up, he wagged his bald tail, and the dog chased after him. Yu Sheng covered his face, "Bald wolf, don't you show off coquettishness and twist your ass?" You don't have a tail, dear. "Every time the bald wolf wagging its tail, it is tantamount to twisting its ass sexily.

Yu Sheng looked at the children who ran away, and walked to the children who were surrounded just now, and he said with a big grin, "How can you be like a girl, a few puppies will scare you into crying when they surround you." ”

The besieged child is the grandson of Uncle Gu, who sells vegetables in Wangba Village, and his nickname is Shishi. As soon as Shi Shi saw Yu Sheng coming, he cried even louder, and Yu Sheng shouted, "Stop, what are you crying about when you see me, come and give Shule one." ”

The stone just cried and didn't speak, and Yu Sheng scratched his head and said, "Then Uncle will give you a smile." ”

The rest of his life laughed and showed a slightly yellow tooth, because he often smoked strongly, the rest of his teeth were not white, a little yellow like smoke stains. The stone also smiled, snot bubbles came out of his nose, and Yu Sheng said, "Don't cry, go back quickly, and your grandfather will be looking for you all over the village later." ”

Shi Shi seemed to remember something serious, he stepped forward and grabbed Yu Sheng's arm and shouted, "Uncle, go back quickly, my grandfather and your mother were beaten by others." ”

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