Transcript of the interview.

Interview date: September 15, 2014

Location: Xiaoyun University Campus TV Station

Subject: Lin Yang

Interviewer: Deng Ying.

(Applause)

Deng Ying appeared in an off-white professional outfit. "Well, welcome to the live interview of the campus TV station of Li Dabo Xiaoyun University, which is newly upgraded in the integration of washing and care, and today we have invited Lin Yang, a popular student who has recently become famous in our school's 'three stresses'!"

The camera turned to Lin Yang, who smiled and waved hello: "Hello audience friends, I'm Lin Yang." ”

"Actually, when the stationmaster asked me to come over at the beginning, I refused, and then the stationmaster told me that this was an interview broadcast by the whole school, and after filming, I added a boxed lunch. I pretend to be a coercive skill, pretend to be poor and handsome, and ask for a box lunch—"

Deng Ying's face was black. "Uh-all right folks, let's get straight to it. I heard that your relationship with the school girl Xu Yiting is very ambiguous, right? ”

Lin Yangzheng was intoxicated and was interrupted by Deng Ying, and after glancing at her, he said: "It's completely fake, it's a rumor, it's a slanderous stunt-"

"Okay, let's skip that topic."

Deng Ying took out a small notebook from her hand, flipped through it and asked, "Then what do you think of your relationship with Xu Yiting?" ”

"Not good."

"How do you feel with her? Is it happy or touched or relaxed or what? Mind sharing it with you? ”

"Easy?!" Lin Yang almost bounced off his chair as if he had heard something ridiculous.

"When I saw her, I saw a dog with Lu Dongbin, a farmer saw a snake, a handsome guy saw a dinosaur -- just like me, I felt uncomfortable when I saw her."

Deng Ying forcibly resisted the idea of beating Lin Yang, and then asked with a smile: "Can you use one word to describe the relationship between you and her?" ”

"One word-" Lin Yang thought for a while, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said, "Block the knife!" ”

Deng Ying was speechless-

Lin Yang scratched his fingers and said: "You think, the first time I saw her, I helped block the knife of the hooligans who harassed her, the second time I met, I helped her block his uncle's knife, although it was for her father, and the third time I helped her block Qiu Caihao's knife, and then there was a killer's knife that came out of nowhere-" Lin Yang became more and more excited: "I'm very depressed, am I the hero of an urban novel?" After blocking the knife, he still has to do laundry and cook as a scholar, slap his face and pretend to beat up hooligans, go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, Wen Neng takes the first place in the whole school, Wu Neng completes the abuse of special forces, enters can bully and crush the killer, and retreats to wash dishes and washing machines. Handsome than Chow Yun-fat, more smiling than Stephen Chow, I now feel that I am particularly aggrieved-"

"Why are you wronged?"

"yes, I should have paid more." ――

Deng Ying's face was full of black lines, and she said, "Then do you like Xu Yiting?" ”

"Love her?!! Come on--if she confesses to me now, I can still consider giving her a chance, after all, I'm such a handsome person, and so popular, you have to understand, the competition is very stressful, just yesterday the A-list star Cao Yu still wanted to invite me to tea-"

Deng Ying couldn't stand Lin Yang's attitude now, and shouted: "You be serious!" ”

Lin Yang put away his smile and said, "I'm serious." ”

"Look me in the eye."

"Look."

"Xu Yiting is not beautiful?"

"Pretty." Lin Yang replied without thinking.

Deng Ying stewed for a while, her face was still cold, and said, "What about me?" ”

“――”

"What did you say?" Lin Yang couldn't believe looking for his ears.

What does Deng Ying mean by this? Could it be that she likes me too?

"Listen to me!" A stern look appeared on Deng Ying's face, and she continued: "As for me, I want to ask you if she is beautiful. ”

"Beauty." Lin Yang once again did not hesitate.

Deng Ying paused again.

"Then do you like her now?"

"I like—uh, no, I don't like it."

Deng Ying was stunned now-

"Is there anything else you'd like to talk to everyone on the TV?" Deng Ying's eyes were empty now, and her attention was no longer here.

Lin Yang cleared his throat and said: "First of all, thank you for your support, like the dormitory manager Uncle Pants Brother, as well as the commissary uncle Brother Gongzi, as well as the rice aunt Sister Hanhan, the underground supermarket salesman Uncle Yuanyuan, as well as the infirmary Anton veterinarian, as well as the dormitory sister Crazy Banfeng, Ki, and there are people who have supported me, C fork, Keke, as well as Niu Niu, Ah Fei, Dong Ge and so on. Without them, there would be no current Lin Yang, and there would be no current good place and small garden! By the way, Brother Jia writes again, I remember to write a little handsome, a little magical, brother is a dissolute person! And - don't keep asking me to help that woman block the knife again! ”

"That's the end of this interview, thank you for watching."

Brother Jia (director behind the scenes): "Click! Did you do that? Is there any ratings for such an interview? Can I get on the text? ”

Deng Ying immediately looked at Brother Jia with a pitiful expression and said, "What should I do then?" ”

Brother Jia thought about it, hesitated for a while and said: "So many words have been typed, and the subtitle group is also quite tired, forget it, let's go outside." ”