Chapter 1131: Stupid as a Pig
"Hao'er, what's wrong with her?" Tang Dou grabbed Wang Qian's arms and asked. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Tang Dou naturally cared about Princess Haoyue, but he also cared about the changes after Princess Haoyue wore the jade ring.
Wang Jian blinked, swallowed his saliva, and looked at Tang Dou with a full face: "Princess Haoyue, she ...... She has been missing her son for many years, and she has been missing her for many years......"
Wang Jian only felt that his arm was tight, and Rao was as strong as iron, and he almost screamed in pain.
However, Wang Jian was happy in his heart, and sure enough, he could impress Gongzi by saying that Princess Haoyue was unbearable, it seems that he was right, and Gongzi will definitely return to Xianyang with him this time to see the emperor and Princess Haoyue.
It's just that if Childe sees Princess Haoyue and sees that Princess Haoyue is still as young as a girl, will Childe hang himself on a tree and beat him violently?
I can't care so much, as long as I can trick Childe back to Xianyang, even if Childe really hangs himself on a tree and beats him violently, what's the matter?
Wang Jian thought that he had won the sale of his treacherous plan and was secretly happy, but unexpectedly, he suddenly felt his arm loosen, and when he looked at Tang Dou in front of him again, there was no trace of him.
Wang Jian was so frightened that his face instantly lost blood, and he shouted: "Come on, look for the son everywhere for me......"
Before Wang Jian could finish speaking, Tang Dou had already reappeared in front of him with a sudden, so frightened that Wang Jian hurriedly took a step back, and then saw that the person who suddenly appeared in front of him was Tang Dou.
Before Wang Jian had time to be ecstatic, Tang Dou's big slap had already landed on Wang Qian's helmet: "You're a general, right...... You've got a long heart, huh...... Even I dare to lie, don't you......"
Just now Tang Dou instantly crossed back to Afang Palace, although he did not walk out of his forbidden room, but his mind swept over, but he had already seen Princess Haoyue, who was like a girl, and Xiao Zi Xiaocui, who had become an old woman, two palace maids sitting in the Moon Pavilion chatting, Tang Dou was naturally angry from his heart, he didn't dare to go out to see Princess Haoyue, but he would not forget Wang Qian, this old thing.
"Bang bang bang bang......" Tang Dou slapped Wang Jian on his helmet one by one, Wang Jian didn't dare to dodge, so he had to grin his teeth and hold on, and said in his mouth: "Childe...... Listen to me...... Son...... I was wrong...... Childe spares his life......"
Those relatives who rushed into the small courtyard with Wang Qian's shouts were already dumbfounded...... The dignified general of the Qin State...... was slapped on the head and didn't dare to dodge...... He also shouted for mercy......
Tang Dou disappeared in an instant just now, Liu Bang, Xiao He, and Fan Xue were already dumbfounded, and now Tang Dou came back in an instant, slapping Wang Jian one by one, and the three of them only felt that their brains were completely insufficient.
Tang Dou snorted and finally stopped punishing Wang Qian, staring at Wang Jian in front of him with a dark face and grinning at him and begging for mercy: "I said, I won't leave you for so long, why can't you understand what I said?" Stupid as a pig. ”
Wang Jian hurriedly took off the helmet on his head that had been sunken by Tang Dou with a slap print, grinned and rubbed his white hair vigorously, looked at Tang Dou and said with a smile: "Childe, the last general is afraid that Childe will suddenly leave again......"
Tang Dou snorted, too lazy to explain to Wang Jian again, his mind moved, and he disappeared in place with a bang.
Tang Dou disappeared again, and Wang Jian stood in place for a long time in a daze holding a helmet with a palm print, pondering what Tang Dou meant when he said, 'I won't leave you for so long'.
At this time, the second son, Wang Ren, came to Wang Jian and asked in a low voice: "Dad, the son is gone again, if the emperor comes, how will we explain?" ”
Wang Jian turned his head to stare at Wang Ren and asked, "What does Childe mean when he says, 'I won't leave you for so long'?" ”
Wang Ren shook his head vigorously with a confused face, and replied very happily: "I don't know." ”
Wang Jian knew that his son was stupid, and he didn't even think about things he had figured out, so asking him was tantamount to asking in vain.
Wang Jian snorted and stuffed the helmet with a slap print in his hand into Wang Ren's arms, and gave Tang Dou's original words that scolded him directly to Wang Ren: "Stupid as a pig, show me this helmet, if the emperor comes, take this helmet to the emperor." ”
Wang Ren looked at the clear palm print on Wang Qian's helmet, and the corners of his mouth were cracked to his cheeks.
Except for the cactus, who can slap a palm print on a helmet? If the emperor saw this helmet, he should believe that we really met the child, right?
Wang Jian stood in place and waited for a cup of tea, making sure that Tang Dou would not come back, so he grinned and rubbed the place on his head that was hurt by Tang Dou, strode towards the elk that was being barbecued on the bonfire, and asked Liu Bang, Xiao He, and Fan Xu, who were cautious on the side: "This elk was grilled by Gongzi himself, right?" ”
Liu Bang, Xiao He, and Fan nodded again and again.
Wang Jian ignored the hot hands, directly tore off a burnt yellow deer leg that had been roasted, sat on the straw mat with a grin, looked at the three of them and said: "You three sit down and tell me how Gongzi came here, what he told you, you tell me in detail, remember, don't miss every word that Gongzi says, otherwise you will ......"
Otherwise, Tang Dou naturally didn't know what to do, at this time Tang Dou was sitting in the air villa, angrily pulling out a can of Coke and drinking it violently, drinking and drinking, Tang Dou suddenly laughed to himself.
Wang Qian, this kid, actually thought he was smart and said what happened to Princess Haoyue, fortunately he went to Afang Palace to take a look, otherwise he might really be ...... This old boy was fooled, this is really concerned and messy.
But that's fine, I saw with my own eyes the changes in Princess Haoyue wearing the jade ring inlaid with mysterious fragments for more than 20 years, and I can be regarded as having a spectrum in my heart.
What kind of substance is this mysterious fragment that can possess such magical powers?
Tang Dou concluded that the ability possessed by the mysterious fragment is not to freeze time, if the mysterious fragment freezes time, then wouldn't the person wearing the mysterious fragment also have to be frozen together, unable to speak, unable to see, like a puppet? However, the person wearing the mysterious fragment looks no different from an ordinary person on the surface, and can also speak and act, but the person wearing it has the ability to resist aging and disease.
It's amazing, the material of this mysterious box is the same as the material used to make the Xuanyuan Sword, and it also has some kind of magical power, and this power is something that Tang Dou can't explain.
Tang Dou shook his head with a smile, put the empty Coke can aside, strode to a safe in the corner, reached out to open the safe, took out a dazzling green imperial green glass full of emerald jade, walked directly to the workbench, sat down and put on a carved posture.
There are so many things, but there is only one person, and they must always do the same.