Chapter 21 Dormitories with a large number of talents

Legend has it that university dormitories are a place where talented people come along, whether it's electricians, architects, or cyber hackers. The Internet speed of the dormitory, which is called a fast, is said to be able to throw off ten streets of the US FBI; There is also a bathroom in the dormitory, which is called a clean and tidy one, and it is said that you can eat instant noodles; There are also buddies in the dormitory, one is more iron than the other, and it is said that they can share seeds together......

Lin Yang looked at the few pairs of socks that had turned black hanging on the doorrail in front of him, and his heart was mixed...... Why is it different from TV?

Lin Yang pushed open the door, and the smell of unknown air fresheners mixed with a strong foot odor came to his nose.

Lin Yang frowned, and the hand that was pushing the door stopped...... What about Chen Jinqian? I'm changing dorms!

There was a sound from inside: Fourth, put away your shoes, they are poisonous, and third, if you spray less of that thing, it is also poisonous.

"Let's see if my hairstyle is messed up?"

"Shoes! You're stepping on my feet! ”

"Open the window"

"Fourth, I told you to put your shoes away, and I didn't let you take out your socks! Take it back, take it back, take it back, ......"

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Lin Yang still chose to open the door, and at that moment he was full of longing for this university life.

I was disappointed when I pushed the door.

When I pushed the door open, it turned into despair.

Anyway, it's okay, and the smell dissipates quite quickly after the window is opened. The afternoon sun shines into the dormitory, adding a lot of vitality to the dormitory. And apparently the people inside received the news early in the morning and specially cleaned the dormitory.

"Welcome, welcome! Put out the welcome mat! ”

The five guys in the dormitory held the basin in both hands and danced weirdly.

A muscular man came up and grabbed Lin Yang's hand, and said with tears in his eyes: "Oh Mom, you can be regarded as seeing a real person!" ”

"You're mistaken, I'm not cultivating, I'm not a real person."

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"Now the word 'Lin Yang' is like thunder in our Chinese department! Who doesn't know about you fighting the son of the school director for the sake of the school flower? We all give you a silent thumbs up! ”

"I forgot to introduce, my name is Liu Hong, I am the head of the dormitory, I was also the first to come, in the future, you will call me boss, they are all brothers in the dormitory, just call me Boss Hong, you're welcome."

"......" Lin Yang was speechless.

Liu Hong introduced one by one: "This is the second child, called Wang Guodong, this guy is a pervert, don't pay attention to him, let's take a look at the next one, this is the third child, called Zhang Shanfeng......"

"I'll go! Zhang Sanfeng! Lin Yang hurriedly arched his hand: "Look up for a long time!" ”

Zhang Shanfeng explained: "My name is Zhang, Shan, Feng, the mountain is the mountain of the peak, the peak is the peak of the mountain, I am not the same person who plays Tai Chi. ”

Lin Yang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Liu Hong added by the way: "By the way, I forgot to introduce, this product is still a Virgo......"

I'll go! Virgo's Zhang Sanfeng!

Lin Yang felt a cold sweat come out a little again.

Liu Hong continued to introduce, pointing to a man in a straight suit and said, "This is Zhao Wei." He's ......"

"I'm a professor of love theory." Zhao Wei snatched Liu Hong's words, paused politely, and added, "Senior." ”

"Ignore him, the only drawback of this product is that it is cheap. That's why this thing can't find a girlfriend. ”

"You can't find a girlfriend! I'm too lazy to choose, do you know? The lethality of a handsome guy with no one around and a handsome guy with a girl by his side is completely the same as heaven and earth! ”

Liu Hong smiled and said, "The premise is that the person being tested is a handsome guy." ”

"Go and go, play elsewhere, don't dangle in front of me without vision, waste my wonderful college time!" Zhao Wei turned his head to look at the sky outside, his eyes were deep and bright: "I'm a man who wants to soak all the beauties of Yunxiao!" Lori in the first year, the neighbor in the sophomore year, the royal sister in the third year, and the wife in the senior year, I ...... Leave no one to chance! ”

Lin Yang felt that his back was already soaked with cold sweat......

"This is the fifth child, called Xu Yangfan, who knows how to cook on the phone all day long."

"Cut, how noble you are, aren't you nicknamed 'Little Prince of Gossip'?"

Lin Yang's eyes were full of horror and looked at Liu Hong beside him, looking at his muscular appearance, he tried to think of 10,000 possibilities in his mind, but he still couldn't imagine such a muscular man lying on his stomach in the pile of women, happily gossiping about who was tall, who was handsome, and who liked whom.

Lin Yang thought about whether he was going to take a shower and change his clothes soon......

"You're the last to come to our dormitory, and you're the youngest, so I'll call you Xiaoliu in the future."

Lin Yang couldn't refuse, so everyone went over together: "Little Liu!" ”

Well, that's it.

Lin Yang really didn't know what to say to express his desire to fuck up now.

Liu Hong put his arm on Lin Yang's shoulder and said: "Don't mind, we are all lined up like this, we are all in the same department, or brothers in the same dormitory, we will be people on the same boat in the future, share joys and sorrows, share hardships and hardships, eat noodles together, sleep together in beds, use tea bottles together, and go to ...... with sisters."

Lin Yang hurriedly refused: "Don't mind, don't mind, forget the last one." ”

There was a burst of laughter in the dormitory.

"By the way, are you also from the Chinese department?"

"That's right."

"Then how did you add the Chinese department?"

The five people paused for a second, and at the same time showed an evil smile, and the answer was unified and consistent: "There are many Chinese girls, and most of them are goddesses!" I don't tell him about ordinary people. ”

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Oh God! What kind of dormitory did I go into?

Who said those legends at the beginning? Come out, I promise not to hit him!