Wu Rong glanced at the mirror in the house a few times, and knew that he had been reborn, he had congenital heart disease since he was a child in his previous life, and he stumbled and lived for twenty-eight years or died on the operating table. I didn't know that I walked in the underworld, saved money and kept my birthday number on the day of death, and kept the six-yuan single ticket for nine years, once won the Zhongfu lottery award, and finally won a chance to be reborn.

That day, there was a crowd of people on the side of the bridge, and Wu Rong knelt down and knocked nine times under the attention of everyone, thanked the judge of Hades, and thanked the bull-headed horse-faced ghosts, so he jumped into the bridge and was reborn into this seven-foot man. The person in the mirror is one meter and nine feet tall, with a long belly and a round waist, a gill beard, a grinning mouth full of yellow teeth and a burst of bad breath, the good news is that he is strong and strong in his life, just like a cow.

I looked at the mirror a few more times in my heart, presumably because the medicinal power of Meng Po's special concoction before that jump was dispersed, and all the memories of the underworld were blurred, and the painful memories of nine years of life in the underworld were wiped away by the medicinal power of Meng Po's decoction. After a moment of trance, I only remembered that I entered the operating room yesterday, and after a while, I was reborn into this bandit-like strong man. posed a few poses in front of the mirror, but he also recognized this strong man, this strong man is now himself, known as Zhao Daxi, the village chief of his hometown Zhaojia Village, nicknamed the bandit.

Chapter I

Zhao Daxi hummed a little song in the mirror, and then he realized that he was in a simple bathroom.

He had a bit of a cleanliness habit in his previous life, and he felt a little disgusted when he smelled the smell on his body, grabbed a toothbrush and brushed it a few times, only to find that the toothpaste soaked in water had expired, and there was still some peculiar smell in his mouth, and he smoked too much and was a little bitter. In desperation, he grabbed the electric shaver again, and as soon as he put it on his face, the thick beard on his face blocked the blade.

He just screamed in his heart, and a delicate female voice came from outside: "Have you finished washing, you are not allowed to go to my bed if you can't wash it." ”

Zhao Daxi was originally a literary and artistic young man in his previous life, and he was in poor health and always liked to lie on the bed and read books. After scrubbing a few handfuls out of the bathroom, I saw a young woman lying on a big bed, twenty-five or sixteen years old, lying on the kang and watching TV, and her head was still wet after taking a bath.

She looked back and smiled, in the eyes of others: "Silly, come up!" ”

Zhao Daxi's heart was surging at this time, and he snorted and closed his eyes, and his huge body of nearly two hundred catties was pressed up.

The under him was pressed by him and snorted miserably: "Ouch, I want to crush people, get up." ”

Zhao Daxi had little experience with women, and when he heard that his old face was hot, his face was already black, and he couldn't tell if he was a red-faced person. The big yellow dog in front of the bed suddenly pricked up his ears and barked wildly, Zhao Daxi was startled and shivered, the woman on his body still refused to follow, and his face was naturally extremely dissatisfied.

Zhao Daxi came back to his senses and screamed in his heart, and finally recognized her, thinking that Zhao Lihua, the little widow of Zhaojia Village, was a little related to him in his previous life. Scream in my heart again, ancestors, hurry up and run, this is going to be arrested in ancient times and go to the streets. He grabbed his clothes from the side of the bed and put them on his body and walked out of the little widow's house top-heavy.

Behind her, Zhao Lihua still smiled and said, "Village Chief, come back when you have time." ”

Zhao Daxi shuddered when he heard the darkness in front of him, and he felt a little regretful in his heart that he handed over the most important first time like this, which was a bit unworthy. Fortunately, he was open-minded by nature and regretted it for a while, and when he saw that it was dark around him, he barely remembered that the bandits' family lived in the east of the village, and he crawled to his bed top-heavy and lay down, so that he had time to calm down his excitement.

Thinking of this Zhao Daxi's fame, he was also a famous village tyrant in Shili and Eight Villages. This Zhaojia village guards the 302 National Highway and occupies a geographical advantage, and there is a bandit village chief who often digs pits and blocks the road on the national highway and forcibly collects tolls. Especially when foreign drivers mention Zhaojia Village, it is simply talking about the tiger's color, and many large cargo and passenger drivers would rather take a detour of dozens of kilometers to avoid the dangerous land of Zhaojia Village.

Later, when the crackdown was about 2ooo years, this Zhao Daxi was arrested and shot because of the great anger of the people, and he was arrested and shot because of the great anger of the people. When I saw that the time was in 1997, I was relieved, and I was already shocked into a cold sweat, and my heart was cold and swishing in the vest. Lying back on the bed and thinking for a while, 1997 was the year of Hong Kong's return to the motherland, and this Zhaojia Village was only 500 kilometers away from Guangzhou, and it guarded the 302 National Highway, which may not be a great opportunity.

Although this Zhao Daxi didn't know why he died in the bathroom of the little widow's house, since he didn't pick up this skin, how could he avoid the fate of being shot three years later. I fell asleep thinking about it, and the village chief's house was snoring like thunder, but fortunately, the villagers around me had long been used to it, and it was just that it was going to rain when it was thundering in the sky. When he was sleeping at night, he vaguely heard shouts of killing outside, and he just ignored it as if he was dreaming.

In a trance, there was a vague calculation, at this time it was early summer, thinking of the idlers who were lazy and lazy in Zhaojia Village in ninety-seven years, Zhao Daxi was a little worried in his heart. The poor mountains and remote areas are out of the people, this Zhaojia Village's hometown is like this because of a poor word, since he was reborn into this black Han village chief in this life, he always has to take out the courage that others do not have to do a little career.

I was dreaming of my fairy sister, and suddenly someone slammed on the door: "Uncle, something happened, there was a fight at the entrance of the village." ”

Zhao Daxi woke up slowly, shook his head and said in a deep voice: "I'll talk about something tomorrow." ”

The man outside the door was helpless for a while, and suddenly a crisp gunshot pierced the night sky, Zhao Daxi was scared out of a cold sweat and hurriedly turned over and went to the ground, only then did he remember that the people of Zhaojia Village in his hometown were fierce, and they often used knives and guns with the villagers of ten miles and eight townships, and this gunshot may not have caused a lot of chaos.

Rushing to the entrance of the village was even more surprised, the village entrance of Zhaojia Village was already excited, more than 20 young people copied the guys, and were tearing a pair of men and women off a Buick sedan and beating them, a pair of men and women were not very old, and a gun in the man's hand had already been snatched away, and that shot should have been fired by him.

Zhao Daxi was taken aback, opened his throat and scolded: "Stop!" ”

He roared out and startled himself, and the young man in Zhaojia Village was scolded by him loudly and stopped, and kicked the young man a few times before stepping aside. Zhao Daxi looked at this woman's appearance and was quite beautiful and dressed in a very foreign style, and then looked at this Buick sedan and screamed in his heart, the military car with big red letters was equipped with a gun, and he might have provoked someone.

Zhao Daxi took a bite of fire in his heart, and scolded: "Get out of here!" ”

The young man from Zhaojia Village refused to comply, and he had to defend: "Uncle, these two people will beat people with guns if they don't give money......"

Zhao Daxi had already slapped the anger in his heart, and after a crisp sound, the one who was beaten staggered down, and a group of young people in Zhaojia Village scattered and retreated in fright. Zhao Daxi took a step forward with apprehension in his heart, and looked at the woman carefully, but fortunately, she was just a little frightened, and the man was much more miserable, and his nose was bruised and swollen.

Zhao Daxi calmed down and quickly apologized: "Brother, I'm sorry." ”

The beaten young man wiped a handful of blood and jumped like thunder: "You know who I am, tell you that my name is Bai Jun, an active soldier of the border detachment, my father is Bai Jiashan, and my uncle's name is Bai Jiachang...... It's not over! ”

Zhao Daxi was stunned when he heard it, and screamed again in his heart, this kid is the nephew of Bai Bawang of Baijiachang, Beishan County, this trouble is big. He was delicate and knew that he couldn't back down, so he pretended to make a face and sank, thinking that this Zhao bandit was a bastard in his previous life, and he didn't want to behave too much.

He also pretended to be fierce and said coldly: "What do you want, you know who I am, this is Zhaojia Village, I am a Zhao bandit!" ”

He wanted to scare this young man and settle the matter, but he didn't expect that as soon as this young man heard the name of Bandit Zhao, and then looked at his face, the arrogance disappeared, and he also gave a cold silence out of thin air and didn't dare to say those cruel words again. Zhao Daxi took advantage of the situation and handed him the gun, and the young man did not dare to take the gun in his hand, although he got into the car and left.

Zhao Daxi screamed again in his heart, that knew that this Zhao bandit did all kinds of evil on weekdays, and sooner or later he would be shot to death, even the nephew of the White Overlord, an active soldier, only dared to swallow his anger when he was beaten in Zhaojia Village, which shows that the power of this Zhao bandit is simply in full swing.

At this time, I remembered a nursery rhyme I heard when I was a child: there are three tyrants in Beishan, car tyrant road tyrant white overlord, there are three bandits in Beishan, car bandit road bandit white bandit...... He Zhao bandit is not a good bird on the same level as the White Overlord. There was some anger in his heart and looked around, and the people of Zhaojia Village bowed their heads one after another, and Zhao Daxi sighed in his heart, but he was a little short of breath for a while.

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