Chapter 35: No. 250 Happiness Lane
Yu Sheng held the address in his hand, made a noodle, reported the address to the driver, and then closed his eyes to recuperate.
After reporting the address for the rest of his life, the driver's eyes became very strange, and he said solemnly, "Little brother, can you change the car?" I'm not soliciting today. ”
Yu Sheng, who was closing his eyes and recuperating, opened his eyes violently and said unhappily, "What's the matter?" Why not solicit anymore. ”
Cold sweat broke out on the driver's forehead, he wiped the sweat lightly, and said cautiously, "I have an emergency at home, and the gas tank has exploded." After the driver finished speaking, he snorted with his mouth, and then said with a wry smile, "I saw that it was so explosive." ”
"Neuropathy." Yu Sheng was a little confused by the driver's ridicule, he got up and got out of the car and slammed the door slammed shut, and then beckoned to stop the other one.
The driver exhaled, he took out a cigarette and lit it, and scolded in his mouth, "Neurotic, who dares to go to that place." ”
Sure enough, Yu Sheng stopped about four or five cars, but as soon as the driver heard the address reported by Yu Sheng, he stepped on the accelerator in fright, turned around and ran.
Yu Sheng was anxiously swaying on his horse, more than two hours had passed, but no car dared to pull him over. At this time, the sun rose, the weather in September was unbearable, and there was already a circle of fine sweat on his neck for the rest of his life, he wiped it indiscriminately, looked at the address and scolded in his heart, damn, No. 250 Happiness Lane, the west of the dog's day, let the master catch you and kill you.
Yu Sheng remembered Xi Xiao, who was wearing a windbreaker and had fiery red hair that day, and his eyes became more playful, Xiao Ye must send you to see Brother Xiaoma.
Xi Xiao, who was lying comfortably on the sofa at home, shivered for no reason, he rubbed his nose and said, Damn, who is scolding me behind my back. After speaking, Xi Xiao changed to a more comfortable posture, and took out an ice cream in his mouth like a trick, which was cold and cool, and the cool Xi Xiao called a hum chirp.
On the street, a vegetable seller pedaled forward with great effort, and the old man wiped the sweat from his forehead and shouted hard, "Fresh vegetables, cabbage, and cucumbers are cheap." ”
"Selling vegetables, cucumbers are three cents a piece." A loud voice sounded in the back, and a rustic bun in the back also shouted hard behind him.
But there was no business to patronize them, so Tubaozi shouted at the uncle, "Uncle, I'll kick it, I see that you are also quite tired." ”
"No need, young man, Happiness Lane is almost here, and the uncle is used to it." The old man wiped a handful of sweat with the towel around his neck, and smiled at the soil bun plainly.
"Hey, Uncle is really bothering you, is Happiness Lane still far away? I'll walk by myself when it's not far away. ”
It was our great Lord Yusheng who sat in the back of the tricycle and shouted, and he had been wandering around the academy for hours, but there was really no car willing to pull him. It happened that this vegetable seller came out of a small alley, and the intimacy of seeing such a person for the rest of his life doubled, and he just mentioned it casually, and the uncle agreed to pull himself over.
The squeaky tricycle swayed and stopped in Happiness Lane, and the rest of his life jumped out of the car, he wiped a cigarette from his pocket and gave it to the uncle, and then lit it for the uncle, and the uncle took a comfortable puff and said, "Enough." ”
Yu Sheng smiled and said, "This is the local goods I bought, uncle, your habit of smoking, this is for you." Yu Sheng handed the remaining half of the pack of cigarettes to the uncle, and the uncle gave in a few times, and finally accepted it embarrassedly.
said goodbye to his uncle for the rest of his life, and walked forward with a satisfied whistle. He knows that this kind of low-level people will not realistically ask you for money, so to express his gratitude, sometimes half a pack of cigarettes is enough. This is, Xiang Chun.
After wandering around for a while, I felt that the atmosphere here was not right, there was a sense of immediacy in Wangba Village, you see that young man, shirtless, gnawing on a half-pulled watermelon in his mouth, with a kind of defensiveness in his eyes. The women sat in groups of three or five, pointing and pointing at Yu Sheng, and a few little children followed Yu Sheng with a wicked smile, their eyes full of playful expressions.
Yu Sheng suddenly understood why those drivers refused to come here, this is definitely a Diao Min village, and Yu Sheng suddenly liked it a little. He turned around and asked, "250 Happiness Lane, where is it?" ”
"Over there." A clever child said in a loud voice, and then pointed in the direction of the north with his hand.
Yu Sheng smiled, he rubbed the child and said, "Thank you." Yu Sheng turned around and walked south, hey, it's a joke, this little trick The children of Wang Bacun often do, pointing east and west.
Several children looked at the back of the rest of their lives in a daze, and the clever ghost child lowered his head in frustration and stopped talking.
Yu Sheng looked at the flat building in front of him, an iron-red gate was hidden, and the house number was crooked to the side, and it said No. 250 Happiness Lane. Yu Sheng pushed open the door and strode in. The door to the hall of the building was open, and Yu Sheng cautiously probed in to take a look.
It's okay, but the lungs are blown up for the rest of his life, and the boy named Xixiao is sitting on the sofa watching TV at this time, holding a large bucket of ice cream in his hand and eating comfortably. What's the deal, the master is tired to find here, and you are lying here eating ice cream.
Xixiao didn't notice the appearance of Yu Sheng, he held the king-size vanilla ice cream bucket, and held a spoon to his mouth, spooning it into his mouth, and he didn't forget to hum comfortably.
"Well, why don't you go to class?"
Yu Sheng jumped out with anger on his face, pointed at Xixiao's nose and asked.
Xi Xiao didn't see the rest of his life, humming and chirping to eat ice cream, he waved his hand impatiently and said, "Get out of the way, don't block me from watching TV." ”
Yu Sheng turned off the TV with a bang, he pointed to Xixiao's nose and scolded, "Dog, I can't study hard, and I stay at home to watch Teacher Cang." Are you worthy of your parents' money? ”
Xi Xiao didn't feel embarrassed at all when he was caught watching pornographic films, he coquettishly stroked his red hair, and snorted with his nose to answer. He put the ice cream bucket next to him, and gently pinched the spoon with two fingers and shook it, he smiled, "Hey, how does it feel to be a pigeon with a pigeon." ”
"It's not good, you'd better get all your classmates back to class now, or hehe." Yu Sheng stared at Xixiao's crotch and smiled, rubbing his palms from time to time.
Xi Xiao's goosebumps all over his body rose, and he shouted dissatisfiedly, "They don't go to class, you go to them." ”
"Sao Nian, I don't know if you have ever thought about the feeling of not having a tent in the morning, or the sour feeling of a tight chrysanthemum, that taste, tsk, that taste is very beautiful when you think about it."
Xi Xiao lay down on the sofa indifferently and said, "Ben Shao was cold to his stomach this morning because of the wrong posture of eating ice cream, and he couldn't go to class, sorry for the buns." ”
"Then would you like to try the feeling of a whole bucket of ice cream being poured into your stomach?" After Yu Sheng finished speaking, the figure rushed to Xi Xiao's side, he picked up the ice cream bucket with one hand, pressed Xi Xiao's struggling body with the other, and said with a playful face, "I guess you want to try." ”
Xi Xiao was held down for the rest of his life and couldn't move, seeing that the ice cream bucket was about to hit his face, he hurriedly shouted, "Brother Ergou, save me." ”
"Let someone die in your house." A voice came out of the bedroom inside, and then a yawning man in Mickey Mouse slippers walked out, she looked at the ice cream bucket in Yu Sheng's hand and shouted dissatisfiedly, "Hey, hey, hey, you want to smash something else, ice cream, you dog, I still want to eat." ”
Yu Sheng's hand unnaturally put down the ice cream bucket, and he tilted his head and asked suspiciously, "Brother Ergou?" What the heck? ”
"Tubaozi, listen, grandpa, my surname is unparalleled, and the people in the rivers and lakes call me Brother Ergou." The person who came out said triumphantly, and looked at Yu Sheng's stupid eyes, and the man's expression was even more proud, "In a word, get out of this room, get out of the idol academy, otherwise, Brother Dog will slice you into roast duck slices." The man still had a bad smile on the corner of his mouth as he spoke, and his small eyes were rolling slightly, as if he was really playing some bad idea.
Xixiao took the opportunity to struggle out, how high he jumped on the sofa, his eyebrows were full of pride, he condescended and pointed at the rest of his life and said, "Wowhahaha, wait for the fart, when you see my mighty dog brother, don't kneel down quickly." ”
Yu Sheng stammered a little when he spoke, he raised his slightly trembling hands, pointed at Ergou and said, "Really, really dog, brother?" ”
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