Chapter 197: The fight is over
Chi Shizhen's sharp questioning was too explosive, and he wanted to hear "This brother is really funny" Chi Shizhen chased after him and asked: "My wife told me, why does Jidong keep glancing at her?" ”
"When did I get like that? Besides, why would I do that? "Although I know that I am framed for the sake of variety show effect, if I don't make it clear that Jin Jidong can't sleep well, and he is still single, it is easy for some viewers who don't know the truth to form temporary moral criticism.
"Brother Shi Zhen, it's too ridiculous for you." Although Li Linhao and Liu Zaishi laughed heartily, they still hurriedly pulled back to Chi Shi Town, where they became more and more excited the more they talked. In the first issue of "RunningMan", Ji Shizhen also used his wife as a stalk to ask Liu Zaishi, although it was a well-intentioned variety show joke, but Li Linhao noticed that some fans on the Internet made some unhealthy ridicule, everyone knew that the great god was not that kind of person, but it would inevitably have some bad impact on the parties.
Liu Zaishi laughed and pulled Chi Shizhen, who still insisted on continuing, and said with a smile: "Lin Hao, you, uh, you are also a dangerous person, or Zhixiao will come first." ”
Li Linhao, who was originally eager to try, looked at Liu Zaishi with a paralyzed face, didn't he say that he was a hypocrisy before? ! When did you label him as a dangerous person? Sure enough, Liu Zaishi also didn't have any discipline.
Seeing Song Jihyo come forward with a flattering face, Li Linhao almost couldn't help laughing, she wanted to hear it from Kim Jidong's mouth, "Are you interesting to me?" It means that Song Ji-hyo makes Kim Ji-dong think that she is interesting to him, but is it possible? The ending must be very cruel, even if it is a variety show, it is embarrassing to be teased like this.
It is said that Song Jihyo also had a heartbeat test at the beginning, but why is the portrayal style completely different at this time? Sure enough, the equality of men and women is nonsense.
"Jidong OPPA, I heard that you often go mountaineering with female artists, right?" Song Jihyo's rare delicate tone made Gary's ears itch when he heard it.
Song Ji-hyo's softness made the old and steady Kim Jidong a little shy. Although he guessed what kind of way Song Jihyo would make his heart move, he still honestly admitted it.
"Is it okay for OPPA to take me to the mountain next week?"
"Yes, of course." Jin Jidong's promise without a trace of hesitation did not make Song Jihyo happy, but looked at everyone helplessly.
Li Linhao secretly gave her a thumbs up and made her work harder.
"OPPA, is it really possible?" Song Jihyo snorted coquettishly.
"WOW~" Everyone followed the lively atmosphere. But Jin Jidong didn't understand the amorous feelings, and said shyly: "Inside, that's completely okay, how could I refuse Zhixiao you?" ”
"Ah~"
Song Jihyo turned around and showed a crazy expression to everyone, the HAHA on the side was about to mess in, Song Jihyo had an idea, and covered his eyes with both hands when Kim Jidong looked at the other side of HAHA, like a coquettish relationship between lovers, and said playfully: "OPPA." Guess who I am? ”
"Hey Yigu, of course you're the only girl on this side."
Jin Jidong brushed aside Song Zhixiao's hand, suddenly rolled his eyes, and asked suspiciously: "That, is Zhixiao interesting to me?" ”
"I, oh oh~' Song Ji-hyo, who was so excited that he almost screamed, was forcibly pulled to a corner by Lee Kwang-so, and Kim Ji-dong was even more excited than her, and got up and shouted unhappily: "No." Even if it's a variety show, don't be like this, okay? Stir up my heart and then quit when it matters most. Hey......" The angry Jin Jidong almost burst into foul language.
"Haha ^_^~"
Li Linhao, who had long predicted this, grabbed Jin Jidong, who was about to run away, and played a round on the side: "Brother Jidong, don't be angry, this was originally for variety shows, you and Zhixiao Nuna have only met a few times, how could she like you." ”
Jin Jidong pushed his glasses and sighed, "Indeed." I will definitely not cooperate with Jihyo in the future. ”
"Hahaha~"
Although Song Jihyo succeeded, Kim Jidong was even more puzzled, although his heartbeat accelerated slightly, but Song Jihyo gave up at the most critical time and made him have to think about it, especially everyone around him seemed unnatural.
Li Linhao glanced at the silver watch given by Li Juli. With only ten minutes to go before the mission time, only Lee Kwang-so and Song Ji-hyo have gone smoothly so far. He whispered a few words to Song Zhixiao, then pressed Jin Jidong to the chair and said straight to the point: "Brother Jidong, as far as I know, you don't have a girlfriend yet, right?" ”
"Hey, what kind of question is this asking, so sad, inside, no." Although he was a little dissatisfied, Jin Jidong still generously admitted it.
Looking at Jin Jidong's appearance, Li Linhao secretly said "I'm sorry" in his heart, and then asked with a red fruit: "Then Brother Jidong, have you ever thought about why it happened?" ”
Jin Jidong shook his head blankly.
"Ahem, can that beautiful writer lend me a mirror?" Li Linhao stretched out his hand like a beautiful artist and writer in front of him borrowing a mirror.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and after reminiscing, Liu Zaishi pulled Li Linhao and said with a smile: "Linhao, what are you doing here?" It hurts Jidong's self-esteem, hahahaha~"
After a while, Jin Jidong also figured out the meaning, and fought back: "Ah, in fact, I am much more handsome than you, and you are not very good!" ”
"Hahahaha~"
Kim Jidong's narcissism made everyone laugh. He looked Li Linhao up and down, the corners of his mouth pulled slightly, and said disdainfully: "Linhao, don't you have a girlfriend either?" Blind or something. ”
Li Linhao's eyes flashed, and he said lightly: "I'm a person who already has a wife." ”
"We're Married" is a fake show, but their purpose is a reality show, "must" seek truth, many fans will substitute for it, Li Linhao is understandable to say this, of course, how the truth Li Linhao knows. There were a couple of scripts in the corner of his apartment.
"Yes, Lin Hao is already married to Juli XI, and there is a photon." Song Ji-hyo, who had just been instructed by Lee Lin-ho, took the opportunity to interject, but she superfluously brought Lee Kwang-so to cause Kim Ji-dong to wave his hand and deny: "Ani, Lin-ho and Kwang-so are not worthy, you see Kwang-so's height and legs, thin skin and tender flesh, how can Lin-ho be worthy of Kwang-so when he looks so rough?" ”
Burst! Li Linhao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, what he wanted to listen to was Li Juli. It's not Lee Kwang-so!! He secretly glared at Song Zhixiao, who had a sneering face, and continued: "I think Brother Jidong is jealous, admit it, look at my family with a beautiful wife and a photon outside." ”
Hahaha, Lin Hao admitted it again. What love! Liu Zaishi and the others laughed crookedly, I don't know how many times, Li Linhao and Li Guangzhu's "pink" is about to catch up with Li Juli.
Liu Zaishi pulled Li Linhao back, and said with a smile: "It is said that Linhao and Juli are a natural pair, and it is possible that Jidong will occasionally be jealous." ”
"Ani, Lin Hao and Li Juli XI are also not worthy, complete Beauty and the Beast." Jin Jidong shook his head, Li Linhao was stunned for a moment and almost couldn't help it, but fortunately Liu Zaishi pulled him back behind him. smiled and said: "Yes, Lin Hao and Juli XI are Beauty and the Beast, hahahaha~"
Liu Jae-seok's divine assistance made Li Linhao unexpectedly successful, which made everyone secretly happy, and one by one they rubbed their fists and prepared to get on, watching Kim Jong Kook eager to try Li Linhao stretched out his watch in front of him. glanced at Kim Jong Kook, who had only been five minutes old, and reminded a few people around him, making the others equally anxious and starting to attack regardless of everything.
The gossip inducement made the scene chaotic. Jin Jidong looked blankly at the group of people around him who were out of rhythm. Although Li Linhao was also assisting everyone on the side, he knew that the task might not be completed. It took three people twenty-five minutes to succeed, and there were nine of them in RunningMan. Liu Zaishi has even compared the three words "don't go crazy" like guessing a riddle.
Everyone's motives are becoming more and more obvious, and Jin Jidong is becoming more and more confused.
Beep, the whistle sounds, it means that the game is over, or only Song Jihyo, Lee Linhao, and Lee Kwang-so succeed. Liu Jae-seok and the others were disappointed, and what surprised them even more was Kim Ji-dong, who took the Rm ball from PD's hands, said calmly: "Do you want me to say that you don't want to go crazy?" ”
"Yay? You know it all? Liu Zaishi looked at him in surprise, and Jin Jidong laughed and said: "Actually, I have been puzzled since where Zhixiao was just now, and you even made me say those words with a stroke, am I really a fool?" ”
…… Everyone was speechless. Liu Zaishi smiled wryly at the corner of his mouth. said: "Indeed, this is a difficult task, and it is also a clever Jidong. ”
"That brother, sister-in-law can't say that."
"And Lin Hao, you know that I won't say bad things about others in private, in fact, I think you and Guangzhu are quite compatible, as for Juli XI, cough cough ......"
"Hahaha ^_^~"
Jin Jidong's naughtiness made everyone so happy that they couldn't find the north, Li Linhao smiled bitterly; "I'm sorry Brother Jidong, you know I'm for variety shows, although you don't look good."
"Yikes! I'll fight with you. ”
Li Linhao's honesty almost made Jin Jidong go berserk again, and the scene laughed endlessly.
So far, only Kim Jong Kook and his two children, lizzy and Kim Ji dong have won the Rm ball, and the team led by Lee Rim Ho and Yoo Jae-seok and Wang Bi Brother have still won nothing, and if the last bell pursuit battle is still lost, then it will definitely be punished.
Last week, Lee Lin-ho's proposal to tear off the name tag caused widespread heated discussions, but it was not continued this week, because Song Ji-hyo, who is often arranged to hide the party, wanted to be an ace and team up Tiger Kim Jong Kook to launch a "revenge" against the big guy.
Although the two are aces and the strongest, they all know that there is an unpredictable variable called Li Linhao, and they don't know when Li Linhao went crazy, and the fierce battle last week made the scene a mess. Therefore, Song Jihyo and Kim Jong Kook drew up a battle plan, first get rid of Li Linhao, and then encircle and annihilate the runningman one by one.
It has to be said that it is a good tactic, and the mission team on the other side, which changed into yellow mission uniforms, also launched a battle plan proposed by Li Linhao.
"Let's not be timid this time, we must unite to face Kim Jong Kook."
Li Linhao's sonorous and powerful suggestion did not make everyone's blood boil, they looked at each other, and Li Guangzhu opened his mouth and asked: "Our main task is the mission, if we go to face Brother Zhong Guoge, what else will we do with the mission?" ”
Li Linhao, who was extremely active today, said in a deep voice: "We have to divide into two teams, the strong team will face the delay time, and the agile team will take the opportunity to complete the task. ”
Their mission is to find five train tickets in the huge Guangming Station, and then rush to the destination to verify it. But everyone who made Li Linhao almost angry raised their hands and asked to join the agile team.
"You're a little bit promising, okay? Kim Jong Kook has been king and hegemonic for a long time, and we should unite to break his hegemony! I don't often have this kind of thought, and one day I will join forces with Brother Zhong Guo to rule you, and it will be over. Li Linhao squinted at them and said lightly, and several people secretly trembled when they heard it. Now Kim Jong Kook alone is terrifying enough, if you add Li Linhao, then RunningMan is really dark.
Seeing everyone's trembling reaction, Li Linhao nodded with satisfaction. The strong side is beginning to show its strength: "Now Kwang-so, Brother Shi, Brother Gary and I form a team, Brother Jidong, Brother Shizhen, Brother HAHA." Lizzy, you guys go on a quest, and we'll help you hold them back as much as we can. ”
"Ouch, I'm going to join your team too, why do I have to complete the mission?" HAHA, who has always wanted to show his very manly side, is dissatisfied with the protest.
Lee Kwang-so said seriously: "Then as an introductory assessment, Brother HAHA will compete with Brother Zai Shi first." ”
THE CORNERS OF HAHA'S EYES TWITCHED, AND HE LOOKED AT LIU ZAISHI'S EYES NARROWED WITH A SMILE, AND LOWERED HIS HEAD IN DISCOURAGEMENT.
Can a lion leading four little sheep really defeat a tiger and an ace? This is an unknown quantity, because sometimes the lion cannot resist the weakness of the sheep, no matter how fierce they are.
After just two steps, the team had not dispersed, and the familiar sound of bells gradually came into everyone's ears. Liu Zaishi's face changed, and he turned around to run, Li Linhao grabbed him with one hand and said calmly: "Now we will start to disperse, and a few of us will wait for them here." ”
Liu Zaishi's throat moved obviously, and he begged eagerly: "Lin Hao, how about we still carry out the task honestly?" Zhong Guo is really terrifying. ”
Li Linhao raised the corners of his eyebrows and said, "Brother Shi, don't you hate Brother Zhong Guo the most?" Feel relieved. I will try to protect you. ”
"Inside, we will fight side by side with Brother Lin Hao!" Lee Kwang-so swore a promise. It's just that he moves backwards without a trace.
The most optimistic person present was Jiang Gary, who murmured expectantly: "It's just been a few minutes apart from Zhixiao, but I think a century is so long." ”
The corners of Li Linhao's mouth twitched slightly, and he wanted to slap Gary, who was already delirious.
"Oh, isn't this Lin Hao and Brother Zaishi?" Kim Jong Kook looked at the few people who did not retreat or panic with a surprised expression.
Song Ji Hyo and Kim Jong Kook, who were wearing handsome special operations police uniforms, appeared with full aura, and Song Ji Hyo showed everyone a handsome beauty. Li Linhao couldn't help but be stunned for half a second. The corners of Song Zhixiao's mouth, who was wearing a black and white combat uniform, rose slightly, and he said briefly: "Why don't you run?" ”
Although puzzled, Kim Jong Kook was already ready to pounce. Li Linhao's eyes narrowed slightly, his left hand raised back to signal everyone to retreat slowly, and said calmly as usual: "I'm waiting for you to arrest us." ”
Song Jihyo's body moved. As soon as I took a step, the atmosphere suddenly soared.
Kim Jong Kook grabbed her and whispered: "Lin Hao is very cunning, let's follow him slowly and see what they are going to do, didn't you find that there are still four people who don't know where they went?" ”
Song Zhixiao became cautious and began to move slowly with Li Linhao's pace, and unconsciously the two were guided forward by Li Linhao, and finally gathered in the wide hall of the station. Come on! ”
Kim Jong Kook and Song Ji Hyo, who were advancing, suddenly stopped, their expressions were very strange, Li Linhao thought that the two were fighting by default, his eyes narrowed slightly, and a fight that didn't know if it was right or not seemed to be on the verge of breaking out! Lee Rin-ho seems to have felt the tension of the VJs and writers around him.
Well, this is just Li Linhao's wishful thinking, but in fact, the surrounding VJs and writers are all looking behind him with strange eyes.
Li Linhao, who was still immersed in the atmosphere he had created, held his breath and said in a deep voice: "Let's go together!" ”
Brush~!
Li Linhao, who rushed out like a sharp arrow, suddenly braked urgently, and the harsh friction sound between the soles of his shoes and the floor made everyone a little uncomfortable.
Li Linhao, who realized that the movement was wrong, looked back slowly, Jiang Gary looked behind him with a dull expression, Li Guangzhu and Liu Zaishi had quietly run away and were about to disappear, it was obvious that they were doing the face-losing act of escaping from the battle.
Ask them what their discipline is. Maybe when you wake up in the morning, you're all shaky.
Li Linhao, who was not in a good mood, roared angrily: "Ah, do you two still have any backbone?" ”
Liu Zaishi looked back and showed a sunny smile, and said without a trace of shame: "Lin Hao, didn't you just signal us to retreat?" It's retreating, Kwang-so retreating quickly. ”
Seeing the figures of the two disappearing into the corner, Li Linhao was angry, and sure enough, Yoo Jae-seok and Lee Kwang-so couldn't believe it, both of them had cases of betraying the team. There is no need to negotiate the escape from the battle, especially since Lee Kwang-so has just vowed to fight alongside him.
The writer and VJ around them couldn't hold back a smile, just now they also thought that a lion was really going to lead a sheep to fight a tiger, but now two of the sheep are too cute.
Jiang Gary said in a daze: "Lin Hao, why don't we also retreat farther?" ”
"Do you think that's still possible?" Li Linhao looked helpless, and Song Zhixiao had already bypassed them and began to surround them from behind.
When Jiang Gary heard this, he ran in the direction of Song Jihyo. There was a faint hint of anticipation in his eyes, and he didn't know that he thought it was a long-separated lover meeting.
Li Linhao held his forehead and didn't know whether to cry or laugh, runningman is a plate of loose sand, none of them have discipline, it seems necessary to establish an alliance of betrayers, although those are the weakest, but at least they will not drop the chain at the critical moment.
Brother Dog and Dashen are first-class in strength, but one is carried away by love, and the other is as cunning as a fox. It seems that he brought this bad atmosphere first? He can't live if he does his own evil, and he can't be cowardly now.
Li Linhao stared at Jin Zhongguo with solemn eyes, and shouted at Gary behind him: "Brother Gary, wait a minute, I'll drag Brother Zhong Guo, and then you retreat!" ”
"Lin Hao, Biyanai, I can't escape Jihyo's hands." Jiang Gary floated from behind him with an apologetic and shy voice, and Li Linhao looked back mechanically. The corners of the eyes are bruised.
Jiang Gary didn't struggle at all and let Song Zhixiao "live upstairs" with both hands, and he looked shy with a smile on the corner of his mouth. Seeing that Li Linhao was furious, he couldn't help but roar: "Brother Gary, what kind of plane are you doing!" Cheer me up, Song Jihyo is the enemy, I ......"
Li Linhao, who almost burst into foul language, dodged Kim Jong Kook's attack on one side, and took a step and ran towards Gary with all his might.
"Catch Lin Hao and get rid of him first!" Kim Jong Kook is like a tiger hunting for food. Pursued.
Their battle plan was to get rid of Lee Lin-ho first, and they didn't expect Lee Lin-ho's battle plan to be so good for them, and Yoo Jae-seok and Lee Kwang-so were also quite powerful.
"Let's go!"
Li Linhao, who pulled Song Jihyo away with one hand, pushed Jiang Gary, and he planned to follow the Jedi to escape, but the ace Song Jihyo reacted quickly and made a flying pounce. Hanging on Li Linhao's back like a koala, Jiang Gary, who stumbled, wanted to return to the rescue, but he Kim Jong Kook had already pounced, "biting" Gary, and twisted him to the ground with his backhand and tore off the name tag.
"Ahh ”
Li Linhao was still stumbling and running with Song Zhixiao on his back, and Song Zhixiao, who was swaying, was pulling Li Linhao's hair and shouting desperately.
Jiang Gary was lying on the ground and wanted to cry without tears, although Li Linhao had tried to rescue him just now, but when he saw him being captured by Kim Jong Kook, he left him without any hesitation and fled, even with Song Ji Hyo hanging on his back.
Seeing the things around him flashing rapidly, Song Jihyo kept shouting for Li Linhao to stop, but he didn't say a word and ran wildly, and Song Zhixiao, who was already about to have a heart attack, bit Li Linhao's shoulder with all his heart.
"Ahhh Li Linhao, who was running, screamed in pain.
"You stop!"
"You can jump off on your own."
"Don't!"
"Don't be so unreasonable, it hurts!" The heat from his shoulders made Li Linhao still hold on for a few steps, but his slow steps were sluggish, and he finally slowly fell to the ground.
"Hey, I'm dying of pain." Li Linhao, who was sweating profusely, moaned quietly, and Song Zhixiao, who was straddled him, was a little embarrassed and didn't know how to apologize.
"That Lin Hao Biyanai, you know me, I am in a hurry for the task."
"It's okay, you come down first."
"Don't!"
As soon as it came to the task, Song Jihyo became tough again, twisting Li Linhao's wrists with both hands, waiting for Kim Jong Kook's arrival.
Although he could break free of Song Jihyo's control by brute force, Li Linhao still didn't take brute force action to avoid accidentally hurting her, like a dying dead fish, let Kim Jong Kook come over and tear off the name tag on his back.
At this point, his plan to lead a herd of sheep to fight the tiger has come to an end.
Without Lee Lin-ho's strong resistance, Kim Jong Kook and Song Ji Hyo were even more unstoppable, and they were all the way out one team member after another, and the two who cooperated for the first time ended this closing battle perfectly. (To be continued......)