Strange dialogues, strange words, Liu Hao's worldview collapsed directly, is this still the Tang Sanzang we are familiar with?

Tang Xuan, is it really good for you to ruin our Journey to the West like this?

Due to the existence of the first episode, everyone knows that the person who spoke is Tang Xuan, and the first episode of Tang Tang's talk show also introduced his name.

What is the image of Tang Sanzang?

As long as anyone who has watched Journey to the West knows that he is bright and upright, and he is not greedy for beauty, he is actually complained about like this, which is too spoof.

No, why do I still want to laugh!

Liu Hao suddenly slapped the table and laughed, making the employees outside the office look at each other strangely, with a burst of contempt on their faces.

Next, Li Shimin gave Tang Sanzang two ways, either from him or to get the Western Scripture, and Li Shimin actually said it in a Shanxi accent, is it inexplicably funny?

"I'll choose the West Heaven!"

"I rub, so resolutely?"

"Hmph, how do you know about this second comparison, the newspapers have said that Tang monk meat is carcinogenic. Besides, I am the reincarnation of the legendary golden cicada, or the kind of local tyrant Jin, Sister Guanyin has already dreamed, and I will send three people to relieve my boredom when I go to the West, the beautiful queen, the marshal, Sasha, I'll go! It's exciting to think about! ”

"I'm not as good as hell, who goes to hell? The world has nothing to do with me, I have made up my mind! ”

Burst!

Liu Hao hugged his stomach and laughed wildly, he didn't expect that there was such a saying, the beautiful queen?

Burst!

Thinking of this, Liu Hao laughed again, and tears flowed down from the corners of his eyes, should this be too?

I also began to be curious about the later plot, what kind of dialogue would Tang Sanzang have when he met Sun Wukong?

Thinking about it was full of funny, I continued to watch.

"Well, in that case, you drink this wine, I guess you won't be able to come back alive!"

"Damn, you're scared of me? Drink and drink! ”

"Slow!"

On the screen, Li Shimin grabbed a bit of soil from the ground and put it in the wine glass.

"Huh? Big brother, give a face, it's easy to have diarrhea, so many viewers are watching, I have a lot of beautiful face on the spot! ”

Bang bang bang.

Liu Hao slapped the table violently, the original book is obviously not this statement, I didn't expect such a nonsensical thing to be pulled out here.

By the way, what is the original statement?

Liu Hao was speechless, he actually forgot the content of the original book, this is really ruining his childhood!

If handsomeness is a sin, then am I not guilty of heinousness?

If being handsome is a mistake, then shouldn't I be wrong again and again?

If there is charm and there is a punishment, will I not be punished?

Such a delicate paragraph, but it came out of Tang Xuan's mouth, it seemed so obscene, it was blind to this paragraph!

Liu Hao was also very speechless, should he be so narcissistic, and go to be so narcissistic. If Tang Xuan knew Liu Hao's thoughts, he would definitely be scolded, you haven't seen Teacher Zeng's cheap smile, this can't bear it?

"I'm rubbing, what's the matter, didn't you say the beautiful queen? How is it a demon monkey? ”

"Master, my name is the Monkey King!"

………………

"The front is Gao Laozhuang, I don't know how the marshal is~ Is it more dollars and handsome? Think about how much it's still a little ~ I rub! How is it a pig? ”

"Master." Pig Ring bowed to Tang Sanzang.

"Who the is your master? Goku, hack it to death, add vegetables at night! ”

The plot continues, and at this time, the screen has reached the point of giving Zhu Bajie a legal name.

"Your Dharma name is Wu Neng! Incompetent! ”

Liu Hao covered his stomach, he couldn't laugh anymore, the corners of his mouth twitched, his heart was full of regret, I actually clicked on this video with my hand, and I was dying of laughter.

At the end of the story, a beautiful melody appeared, which suddenly made Liu Hao's eyes light up, as if this song was original?

No way? There are still original songs in an original video?

Big brother, do you want to fight so hard?

Ah~ What a painful realization~ I used to have good land, ten thousand acres~ It's just that I look back on every step of the way~

The eyes are full of pigs~Ah, what a painful realization~

I used to be in the limelight~ but now I have three livestock...

Ah~ What a painful realization...

Liu Hao wants to hit the wall, such a beautiful melody, there are such lyrics, the whole person is not good.

Looking at the comments below, Liu Hao also commented: "Tang Xuan, ask for the full version of the lyrics, don't want this castrated version." ”

When Liu Hao finished posting his comment, he was stunned, one comment was faster than another, and in the blink of an eye, his comment had been buried at the bottom of the lake.

Do you want to be so fast?

"I'll go, return my childhood, my childhood is all ruined!"

"In this episode, Journey to the West was broken, what movie is Tang Xuan going to play next?"

"Talking monkeys, talking pigs, talking killers can climb trees!"

"Tang Xuan, you hang like this, does your family know? Do you know how dangerous it is on the way to 'retrieving sperm', and when you finally get the scriptures, will you know that the 500 arhats in the main hall of the Buddha are all? ”

"Upstairs is lit up, oh~ what a painful realization!"

"I'll go, this hang!"

"My big 'hanging' is already unbearable, according to Tang Xuan's words, the Tongtian Sect Master is even more refreshing, in ancient mythology, he is unclassed, how many are there a long time ago? The picture is too beautiful to think. ”

Tang Xuan also browsed the comments, I didn't expect there to be so many strange things, according to this person's words, the disciples of the Tongtian Sect Master are all, damn it! 10,000 people popping chrysanthemum competition?

At the end of the first episode of Tang Tang's talk show, Tang Xuan did not rush to record the second episode, because from the second episode, it was a spit movie, and Saturn's movie ...... Well, he hasn't seen it yet, so he can only read it first.

Making videos is just a small category, and it can't bring Tang Xuan many fans, unlike stars who appear on the screen, original videos can only bring popularity to his videos, but not to him.

As long as the achievement is unlocked, Tang Xuan will not focus on this fast.

Famous!

mainly relies on "Condor Shooting", and then can slowly develop other sub-categories, and it is necessary to maintain exposure.

At present, Tang Xuan's only way is to rely on "Shooting the Condor" to be published. Well? Tang Xuan suddenly patted his head and bricked the tip of the horns.

He can also sort out the content of "Shooting the Condor" for submission, and he doesn't have to wait for the signing of the contract on the starting point online, which is also a blind spot in his thinking, and the system gives him a blind spot.

Because the system publishes the task, if you successfully sign the novel, you can complete the task, but it doesn't say that the online contract is signed, or the publishing house is signed.

However, Tang Xuan's subconscious task can only be completed if he signs a contract online at the starting point.

"No wonder the system will issue such a strange task, it turns out to play word games with me!" The more Tang Xuan thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible.

Thinking of this, Tang Xuan pulled out the novel he had written before, took out a USB flash drive and recorded it, and then walked out of the room with the USB flash drive.