Chapter 169: The Old Witch Who Suddenly Went Crazy
"Dead man?"
Looking at the girl in a pale yellow short-sleeved hurry across the classroom door, who is it not a summer night? Lin Yunhai was also slightly stunned by this, and even forgot the fact that he was late, and muttered, "This product is also late?" Then he walked up quickly.
"Yo, I really didn't expect that." Standing in front of the door of the classroom, looking at the summer night that was a little out of breath, Lin Yunhai couldn't help but joke, "You can even be late for the entrance exam." ”
You must know that this is the first time Lin Yunhai has known Xia Ye for so long that she is late, and as a standard "enemy", he naturally will not let go of any opportunity to ridicule the latter.
"Aren't you late yourself, embarrassed to say me?" glanced at Lin Yunhai, at this time, Xia Ye's mouth was panting, and her chest was constantly rising and falling, because she was in too much of a hurry just from the dormitory, causing her to be a little overwhelmed now.
It turned out that in order to prepare for today's high math exam last night, Xia Ye insisted on staying up late and playing the night light to review until more than three o'clock, and finally couldn't hold on to it before falling asleep, which led to the inability to get up today.
Although Mu Ziqian had woken her up before going out today, Xia Ye accidentally fell asleep again because she was too sleepy, and Wu Zhixin and the others went out early because they also had to take the exam. It wasn't until she finally woke up suddenly on a summer night that her phone showed that it was 9:05, and she hurried over from the dormitory.
"Why are you embarrassed!" Lin Yunhai raised his eyebrows, seemed to be very proud to breathe from the tip of his nose, and said as a matter of course, "It's normal for me to be late." Is it not normal to be not late? ”
Hearing this, Xia Ye looked at Lin Yunhai with a dumb smile, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't find a word to describe the latter. In the end, you can only show contempt with your eyes. I can feel so proud of being late every day, and I guess that there is only Lin Yunhai in the entire CUHK. For a while, Xia Ye had a "new" understanding of Lin Yunhai.
"Ahem!"
And just as Lin Yunhai was about to continue to tease the summer night, a cough with supreme majesty suddenly sounded in the latter's ears.
Hearing this incomparably familiar coughing sound, Lin Yunhai swallowed his saliva, just now he patronized and teased the summer night, and even ignored the existence of the old witch who was invigilating in the classroom
Turning his head to look, Lin Yunhai found that the old witch was staring at him and Xia Ye expressionlessly at this time, although it was still summer at this time. But seeing the old witch's pair of glasses that flashed with cold light, Lin Yunhai felt a chill behind him for no reason.
And after seeing the old witch on a summer night, her face was not much better. She hadn't forgotten that she was one of the latecomers.
"It turns out that for you, it's normal to be late, but it's not normal not to be late."
The old witch half-squinted her eyes and repeated the words that Lin Yunhai had just made him feel extremely proud. Then he stared at Lin Yunhai with a murderous look in his eyes. Sneered, "That's really something to be proud of, isn't it!" ”
"No, no, no, how can you be proud? It's shameful to be late. Hearing the old witch's sneer, Lin Yunhai's legs softened, and he couldn't help but quickly change his words, it seemed that there was still the righteous appearance just now!
And on a summer night, I saw Lin Yunhai's cowardice. Although I couldn't help but want to laugh in my heart, I still had a calm face on the surface. There was an old witch in her, but she didn't dare to be too presumptuous.
"You two don't know you're going to take the exam today?"
Ignoring Lin Yunhai, the old witch turned her head directly and asked Xia Ye, her brows furrowed, and her tone was full of displeasure and doubt, "Lin Yunhai doesn't matter, why are you late this time!" ”
"I'm sorry, Mr. Zhao, I ...... last night because I was too late to revise" Xia Ye looked at the old witch slightly apologetically, and the expression on her face was obviously like I didn't mean to.
Hearing the reason for Xia Ye's tardiness, and then seeing the latter's pitiful eyes, the old witch's originally frowning brows tended to ease slightly, after all, she still knew Xia Ye better, and immediately said unhappily, "Don't take it as an example, let's go in for the exam." ”
Hearing this, Xia Ye immediately thanked the old witch as if she had been amnestied, and then entered the classroom for the exam without saying a word.
However, just because a summer night can be pardoned by an old witch doesn't mean that someone can too.
No, a guy who originally planned to fish in troubled waters and follow Xia Ye into the exam was directly intercepted by the old witch with a wave of his hand and ruthlessly blocked the door of the classroom. "Stop."
The old witch looked coldly at Lin Yunhai, who was going to follow Xia Ye in, "I didn't say that you should go in too." ”
Hearing this, Lin Yunhai, who had a trace of luck, suddenly turned his face more bitter than a bitter gourd, and he knew that the old witch would not let him go so easily.
At the same time, Xia Ye, who had already entered the classroom, suddenly turned around, and showed an unusually sassy and "gentle" smile to Lin Yunhai, who was helpless, and at the same time moved slightly, as if he had said something, and then he didn't look back for the exam.
", this damn man."
Lin Yunhai's hateful teeth itched and cursed Xia Ye tens of thousands of times in his heart, although he didn't hear what Xia Ye just said, but from the shape of his mouth, he already knew that the latter just said the word "deserved".
It's just that in an instant, in Lin Yunhai's heart, the hatefulness of the summer night has risen to another level. This is the most shameful thing.
Although Lin Yunhai had the heart to kill Xia Ye in his heart at this time, he didn't show it, after all, there was still a heavyweight in front of him now, and there had to be a sequence to solve things.
"Old ...... Teacher Zhao, I also stayed up late last night to review high mathematics, and I got up late this morning. ”
Lin Yunhai originally subconsciously wanted to call the old witch, but when he saw the old witch's dark and cold face, he realized what a big mistake he had made, and immediately hurriedly changed his words, "Teacher Zhao". Lin Yunhai knew that if he shouted the three words of his old witch, it was estimated that he would not have to take the exam today, no, in the future.
"Teacher Zhao, you always look at my hard work, be merciful and let me in for the exam."
Lin Yunhai nodded and flattered the old witch, and his tone was quite low. There is no way, in order not to fail the course, he can be regarded as letting go. Although with Lin Yunhai's "qualifications", even if he goes to the exam, there is a chance that he will be cut down by the old witch, but there is at least a one percent chance that he may be able to meet the old witch's conscience and let him go. But if he didn't even pass the exam, then he really didn't even have the expectation of one percent.
But who is the old witch? The executioner, who is known as the first in the grade, has a high-number chopping knife in his hand and doesn't know how many brothers and sisters from CUHK have been killed, how can he be soft-hearted because of Lin Yunhai's words? The answer, of course, is no.
What's more, the old witch not only understands Xia Ye, but also understands Lin Yunhai better. If she wants to believe that Lin Yunhai really stayed up late last night to review high math, then it is better to tell her that she believes that there are ghosts in this world.
Therefore, for Lin Yunhai's excuse, the old witch just glared at the latter with a sneer, "To be honest." ”
Lin Yunhai obviously expected that the old witch would not eat him, but he couldn't tell the old witch the truth, because if he really told her that he stayed up late last night to play games, then he didn't know how he would die.
Seeing that time passed minute by minute, the old witch still had no intention of letting Lin Yunhai in, it seemed that if Lin Yunhai didn't say why today, he wouldn't have to go in for the exam.
In the end, Lin Yunhai, who really had no choice, held the determination to die, and confessed, "Okay, in fact, I broke up with my girlfriend not long ago, and I have been borrowing alcohol to kill my sorrows during this time, and I got drunk again last night, so I ......"
Because the university does not prevent students from falling in love freely, this is the best excuse Lin Yunhai can think of at the moment, after all, it is normal for young people to fall out of love and be depressed for a few days.
Sure enough, hearing Lin Yunhai's reason, the suspicion in the old witch's eyes gradually disappeared, because this also explained why Lin Yunhai didn't come to class for several days in a row some time ago.
"You young people now, you haven't grown all your hair, and you know how to fall in love all day long."
It's just an instant, the old witch who is a hard-core golden leftover fighter went crazy, "If you fall in love, you will fall in love, and it's not good to talk about it, if you fall out of love, you will know that pretending to be decadent is really a waste of time and a waste of youth, don't forget that school is a place for you to learn, not for you to use to pick up girls to fall in love." ”
Lin Yunhai looked at the old witch who suddenly went berserk, and didn't seem to expect the latter to react so much, you must know that although the old witch usually has a black face, but this real tantrum is the first time in Lin Yunhai's impression.
In fact, Lin Yunhai forgot the most important point, his reason may be useful in front of other teachers, but in front of Dr. Zhao Linnu, a "third type of person" who is still single in her thirties, it can only be counterproductive.
In this way, Lin Yunhai lowered his head and was trained under the old witch's saliva for an hour and a half. It wasn't until the end of the high math exam that the old witch closed as if she had finished the exam, and Lin Yunhai never entered the classroom exam as she wished.
"Young man."
After speaking, the old witch looked at Lin Yunhai, sighed helplessly, and there seemed to be some disappointment and regret in her eyes, but it was not for Lin Yunhai, and after half a sound, she suddenly said softly to herself in a voice that didn't seem to belong to her, "Cherish the person in front of you." ”
Hearing the old witch's gentle voice with a sense of loss, Lin Yunhai was stunned for a moment, but when he looked up, he found that the old witch had already turned away, leaving only a lonely back.
Looking at the old witch's back, Lin Yunhai was silent for a while, as if he was thinking about the meaning of her last sentence.
But after a while, Lin Yunhai suddenly reacted in silence, and wanted to cry without tears, "Damn, the labor and management exams haven't been taken yet." ”
was messed with by the old witch like this, Lin Yunhai forgot that he hadn't taken the exam yet. And it seems that he has to take the make-up exam for half a semester now, and maybe it will be half a year.
(I'm sorry.,I went home a few days ago.,And then I've been going to pit friends' meals.,It's been broken for a few days.,Add more numbers to make up today.,There's a chapter in the evening.,Thank you for your support for so long) (To be continued......)