876.Impressions of Sunset Town (2/5)

Someone did ask Wang Bo, who shrugged and said, "Of course, Lake Hawea has abundant fish resources, so it's normal to be able to catch them easily." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

People are conceited, especially Kaplan and his party, who claim to be the elite of society, and they cannot tolerate the contempt of their gains.

The deputy general manager, named Kaminski, said: "This is absolutely impossible! If that's the case, Lake Hawea is definitely an angler's paradise, and it should have been famous in New Zealand for a long time. ”

Wang Bo was waiting for someone to say something like this, he wanted to take the opportunity to set up a gambling game, and find a random person to have a fishing competition with these people, and the conditions were naturally a luxury bus.

Just as he was about to tell the game, Kaplan stopped Kaminsky and the others, and he smiled: "Sunset Town and Lake Hawea have long been famous in New Zealand, and even those brainless fools in Australia know about it. ”

After he said this, the group burst into laughter.

New Zealanders are proud of their country, but it's a small country, it's unlucky, its neighbor Australia is a big country, and even more unlucky, Oceania is the most famous big country.

As a result, many foreigners don't know New Zealand at all, thinking that New Zealand is part of Australia, and New Zealanders hate this view.

But the idea was too hazktonic for them to target, so the New Zealanders targeted Australia.

As it happens, Australians also don't have a good opinion of New Zealanders, who see Australians as reckless and uneducated, and Australians who see New Zealanders as backward, inbred, childish hillbillies.

In both countries, there are two stories circulating about this situation.

Australians will ask: why is New Zealand having a low detection rate? The answer is: because New Zealanders are the product of recent reproduction, all DNA, and modern crime-solving tools and techniques are not needed.

Similarly, New Zealanders have a similar question: what is the difference between Australia and yogurt? The answer is: one of them is inseparable from life.

That's why a bunch of people laughed when Kaplan made a malicious joke about the Australians.

Wang Bo was a little embarrassed and said, "This is a bit discriminatory against Australians, right?" ”

Kaplan rightly said, "How is it possible, you think I'm insulting to me that Australians are stupid?" No, it's the truth, don't believe me I'll tell you a parable. ”

"A Fijian, an Australian and a New Zealander were caught by an Arab country for smuggling rum, and they were sentenced to death, which was later commuted to life imprisonment."

"But then there was a general amnesty on the king's birthday, and the three men were released with twenty lashes, and the king allowed each to make a request before being punished."

Kaplan looked at Wang Bo and asked, "Can you guess what the Fijians are asking for?" ”

Wang Bo shrugged and said, "I guess he asked to inject himself with anesthetics." ”

Kaplan laughed, "No, no, he asked for a pillow to be tied to the part of his whipping." You know that the flogging is a very heavy punishment, and after five strokes, the pillow shatters. ”

Speaking of which, he continued: "Next is the Australian, guess what his request is? ”

Wang Bo really didn't want to play this kind of mentally retarded quiz game, but he had to accompany the guests, so he had to continue to guess: "Did he ask for an anesthetic injection for himself this time?" ”

Kaplan pouted: "How can an Australian be so stupid to make such a request?" No, he asked for two pillows to be tied! ”

"After 10 lashes, the pillow shattered, and the Australians screamed as they were beaten."

Wang Bo laughed helplessly, Kaplan is not generally opinionated on Australians.

"Finally, there are New Zealanders, and he also makes demands, but two, the first one is that he can be whipped forty times, and the second one asks for forty lashes, can you guess?"

Wang Bo thought of a similar story and said, "He will not tell the king that he will tie the Australian to his body and be whipped!" ”

Kaplan looked at him in surprise and said, "Wow, you're such a smart guy, that's what he asked, hahaha!" ”

Wang Bo smiled weakly.

There are a lot of fish, shrimp and crabs caught by the group, and these can be used for lunch.

Wang Bo sent them to Kobe's restaurant to enjoy the cooking skills of top chefs.

The fish, shrimp and crabs in Lake Hawea are known as one of the four treasures of the sunset, and it is not that he boasts about it, but it is indeed said among tourists.

The beef and mutton produced in the pasture, the fish, shrimp and crabs produced in Lake Hawea, the vegetables produced in the vegetable garden, and the coffee in the Daqin Cafe are the four treasures of the sunset.

Eva told Wang Bo that the first impression is often made at the very beginning of the meeting, that is, the impression that Kaplan and his party have of Sunset Town on the first day.

So in the afternoon, he led everyone into the firefly cave.

Before entering, he deliberately said: "This is a tourist hotspot project that our town is about to open, and it is also a treasure of the town. ”

The firefly cave is no longer the same as before, Wang Bo found someone to inspect and renovate, and protected it in a timely manner.

For example, in the depths of the wormhole is a lake at the bottom of the lake, that is, there are small lakes under the lake, of course, it can also be called a puddle, after all, the area is not large, only less than ten acres in size.

Now the puddle is equipped with small rafts that emit a cold light, and when people get to the shore, they can sit on the rafts and enjoy the fun on the water.

Before entering the wormhole, Wang Bo confiscated everyone's mobile phones and cameras, and then told the children that they were absolutely not allowed to shout loudly after entering.

His mysterious practice aroused the curiosity of the group, and also caused the dissatisfaction of some people, who felt that he was a little tricky.

But when they entered the wormhole and saw the scene as bright as a galaxy, no one was dissatisfied, and everyone was stunned.

As Wang Bo expected, some people subconsciously wanted to find a camera to take pictures, and some people exclaimed: "My God, I am standing under the stars!" ”

When the raft hit the water, the look was different, Kaplan exclaimed: "I think we are in the starry sky, I am already part of it, it is so dreamy, I dreamed of it countless times in my childhood, and now, the dream has finally come true!" ”

A group of people stayed down there for more than an hour, without any entertainment tools and no topics, and it was very surprising that everyone stayed for an hour.

An hour later, Wang Bo led them out of the firefly cave, and almost all of them were reluctant to give up.

"Let me go back and stay a little longer, man, my past year has been so stressful, let me cleanse my soul in heaven before Christmas," Kaplan said!" (To be continued.) )