Chapter 643: Secret Calculation
readx;?Jin Duan deliberately met Kashiwa Rolli, and one day, her motives finally surfaced!
That afternoon, when Jin Duan came, he was still sitting on the sofa drinking tea and chatting with Bai Juan, in fact, Bai Juan had begun to accept this demon friend, the demon world is very vast, and many things that Jin Duan said were what she couldn't do but longed for. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
At this time, Jin Duan suddenly said: "By the way, I know a very good man, he is a human being, do you want to meet him?" ”
"Do I know him?"
"I don't know, but I promise he's a nice man, very responsible, very capable and very good at fighting...... Of course, it's just that it's good in humans. ”
"What does he do?"
"He's a fish seller."
To be honest, in this era of chaos, selling fish is a pretty good job, but that's not the point. It turns out that the purpose of Jin Duan is this.,Say matchmaker!? With her personality, it doesn't look like she cares about the happiness of others at all.
"But I'm not going to marry again just yet." Kashiwamakan smiled and said, "It's a hard process to like someone again, but thank you anyway." ”
"Oh, it's okay!" Jin Duan, who was rejected, lowered her head and drank tea, it seemed that this was the first time she had done this kind of thing, and her words were quite clumsy.
Kashiwamaki wanted to know what she was thinking about in her heart.
"Actually, that person is a friend of mine and I've known him for a long time." Jin Duan said with a smile.
"Human friends?"
"It's the only human friend, it happens to be in this city, he's single, and so are you, that's why I suddenly thought of ......"
"I understand, but I don't plan to do it yet."
"It's okay, it's okay."
Jin broke off the topic, and finally mentioned the matter of ML in a roundabout way, she asked: "I heard that there is that kind of medicine, and men will want to do it very much after taking it." ”
"You're talking about Viagra thirst?" Kashiwamaki said in surprise.
"Eun, I don't know where to buy ......"
"I just have. It was left by my husband, so I don't need it anyway. ”
"Really? Sell it to me. ”
"I'm sending you!"
Kashiwa took out a board from the drawer, six in all, and handed it to Jinduan. She accepted it with a great deal of gratitude, and left.
Beat around the bush just to get this medicine, which is no longer available? For Lu Su to eat? It's funny to think about it, and the medicine before was also for him to take...... But if this is the real purpose of Jinduan, it is too pediatric.
After leaving the Kashiwamaki house. Holding this piece of medicine in his hand, Jin Duan secretly sneered: "Plan A doesn't work, just use Plan B." ”
Of course, the current situation of the four of them is not as big as when they were in C City, and the room they live in is not big, so when they sleep, Long Kui and Lu Su are huddled together, and Jin Duan and Worm Ting are huddled together. Although Lu Su is very similar to sharing the bed with Jin Duan, but in a family with two minors, it is too much. They usually coax Long Kui and Worm Ting out, and then make love for a while.
At ten o'clock that night, the four of them had already gone to sleep. Jin Duan quietly got up, trying not to make a sound. Insect Ting is okay, it's okay to lift her up and throw her on the road when she falls asleep, but Lu Su's sleep is very light, so she has to be extra vigilant. Jin Duan quietly grabbed the clothes that Worm Ting was hanging on the shelf and jumped out of the window.
When she got outside, she put her clothes on the outside of her pajamas, tidied them up, and tied up her hair, which felt very similar to Worm Ting, but her breasts were a little different. She had been prepared for this flaw. Wear the bra of the D mask of Worm Ting, and then put two leftover steamed buns inside, and she put these props outside in advance.
After the cross-dressing, Jin Duan took a few steps. Swinging the wide sleeves to see the effect, I can't tell that she is brocade at all, she was quite proud at first, she can disguise Worm Ting, but Worm Ting wants to disguise her, it will be difficult. Then I was suddenly very frustrated, as a woman, I actually wanted to use steamed buns to make fake breasts. It's really sad, whether it's Worm Ting, Dai Xue, or Bai Juan, it's Yibi who doesn't know where to disappear after N City, all of them are taller than her.
After sighing, she took advantage of the cover of night and began to act.
Jin Duan ran to Tu Wuyu's shop, and there was a very rhythmic snoring sound inside, and Tu Wuyu and Zhidu even had such a tacit understanding. She tidied up her hair and clothes one last time, then knocked on the door, and waited for a long time, but the snoring inside did not stop, and Jin Duan simply kicked the door open.
"Wow, there's a thief!" Tu Wuyu was awakened, and in the moonlight, he saw a shadow in a fluttering dress standing at the door, and asked curiously, "Wife?" ”
"Well, brother who sells fish, I have something to do with you."
"Oh, but I'm going to sleep."
"It's a very, very important thing." Jin Duan imitated Worm Ting's tone and said, the timbre was a little flawed, but it didn't matter.
"Alright! Wife, you're waiting for me outside. ”
Tu Wuyu got dressed, and when he came out, Zhidu was still dreaming: "Boss, don't leave me alone." ”
He smiled and asked, "What's the matter with my wife's looking for me, I don't have a supper at this time." ”
"Take me for a walk."
"Aren't you cold?"
"It's not cold at all."
"Okay, let's go!"
Although this kind of imitation was not seen through, Jin Duan was very impatient in his heart, but for the sake of her plan, he still endured it. There was no one on the road, and there were no stars in the sky, and when the two walked out of a distance one after the other, Jin Duan suddenly stretched out his hand from behind and slashed towards Tu Wuyu's neck.
Her strength is well controlled, hitting this part can make people faint immediately, it is useless against demons, but it is very effective against humans. In order not to make a mistake in this plan, she has been slashing the back of people's necks in the alley for the past two days, which is simply tried, and the fragility of human beings is very fully reflected in this point.
The unsuspecting Tu Wuyu immediately fainted, and Jin Duan held him up, then took the pill out of his arms, stuffed it into his mouth, and tilted his head to let him swallow it in his throat.
Very good, the plan is half the battle! Jin Duan thought secretly.
She carried the unconscious Tu Wuyu on her back and ran to Kashiwamakaki, put him aside for a while, and then punched Kashiwamakaki's door lock. The police have a kind of lock punch, that is, to use strong air pressure to knock off the entire lock spring, and Jin Duan only needs to clench his fist and bend his index finger.
The sound of the door being opened alarmed Kashiwamaki, and her voice was alarmed: "What people! ”
Assassinating in the dark is Jin Duan's forte, but of course she didn't come to assassinate Kashiwamaki. She scurried into the house like a ghost and struck her on the back of the neck with the same blow, and Kashiwamaki fainted as she landed. When she fell to the feet of Jin Duan, Jin Duan clapped her hands, thinking proudly, doing this kind of thing with the skills of a demon is as easy as pinching an ant to death.
All that's left is to strip the two of them naked, and just throw them together in the bathroom to prevent them from finding their clothes when they get up. The effect of that medicine has begun to take effect, Tu Wuyu is hard tied underneath, Jin Duan put the two of them on the bed and placed them, and turned on the small light in front of the bed very intimately, and then closed the door and left.
On the way back, Jin Duan smugly thought about the result of this plan, when the two woke up and saw each other in the red stripes, plus the strong effect of the medicine, it was needless to say what would happen. She doesn't need to take any evidence or anything like that, this method is too low-level, Tu Wuyu's simplicity is enough, he is not a person who will hide the facts.
As long as the relationship between these two becomes a fait accompli, then Tu Wuyu and Worm Ting will have no effect, and by the way, they will also become a pair of human beings. Although this is a conspiracy, it still has a side to benefit mankind in terms of results.
"Ha, I'm so great." Jin Duan smiled at the dark clouds in the sky.
She hummed a song and walked back, quietly slipped back through the window, took off her clothes, and touched the bed, and no one noticed her movement tonight.
The unconscious Tu Wuyu and the unconscious Kashiwamakan woke up at about the same time, and the screams of one woke up the other, and Kashiwamakan asked, "Who are you?" ”
"My name is Tu Wuyu, a fish seller, girl, what about you...... Ah, how come I don't have any clothes on. Tu Wuyu reached out to touch it, there was nothing on the bed except for the same unclothed Bai Juan, and his body was cold and swishing, and the intention of the mastermind behind the scenes was to make them rub against each other to keep warm.
"My name is Kashiwamaki Roll."
"Luckily!" Tu Wuyu replied casually and looked around for clothes.
This situation was really embarrassing, and Kashiwamakan suddenly said, "We may have been calculated." As for who that person was, she could guess it.
"Uh, how do I feel a little hot......" Tu Wuyu said, no matter how simple-minded he is, he is also a normal man, and the impulses of his body are difficult to suppress for a while, and the body in front of him is extraordinarily beautiful, it is the kind of plump young woman figure. Not everyone can be a man of Megumi Yanagishita and Lu, especially when the object is very sexy and the physiological state is top.
"Well, I'll help you." Kashiwamaki said with a sigh.
"I'm tired."
Bai Juan secretly thought, this person is really calm, even this kind of thing, ordinary people will always say general truth and helplessness in the face of this situation.
"I'm not a casual woman, besides, I have someone I like."
"I'm not a casual man, I have a wife."
While solving the problem in front of him, Kashiwamakan asked, "What the hell is the situation, how did you come to me!" ”
Tu Wuyu told him what happened at night, Bai Juan was not stupid, he almost guessed it, but he didn't say it. At this time, the swelling problem of Tu Wuyu was solved, and the cypress roll went to find paper to deal with it.
"So we've been framed!" After finishing the matter, Tu Wuyu suddenly reacted.
"You're such a fool, do you just understand now, what kind of college are you?"
"University of Society!" (To be continued.) )
ps: (If nothing happened, the plot of the male protagonist in the martial arts novel who is obscene and poisonous and the female protagonist dedicates herself, what about the author!?) Answer: Not in the way you think. )